Mr. Moron
Yeah there's this administrator at my school, and he's a moron. Sure I had an altercation with a parked car, and sure he called me in and brought the other party and me together to settle our issues. Now his job is done. Why does he need my insurance information? It his not his job nor his duty to demand that I give him my information that he can't do anything to do with anyways. Then the mo threaten's to have me arrested for hit-and-run. You gotta be kidding me. Then he theatens to have me arrested again if anything comes up "odd." Nobody was hurt nor is there over $500 in damage. A stray basketball could have done the same amount of damage. He then tells me that there's something not right about my parking permit number, saying it belongs to a girl and is "stolen." Give me a damn break here. Then a friend of mine gets blamed because his car was mistakingly pointed out. Gosh this school is messed up. Racial profiling, anyone? I'm about to ask my bro to go to his friend in the Masada, the school's undergound newspaper (and why do you think we need an underground paper? Refer to two sentences prior.) and write about this garbage.

Here's a quote:
"I was trying to penetrate her wall."
-Chester [on taking food from the thing in front of him in foods]