you were always playing hard, never could let down your guard

Frenemies and pals, hello. Allow me to update you on what has been going on. More or less.

The other day I got a text message at 11:30 in the morning. I think I was half awake and dreaming still because while reaching for my phone with my eyes closed I uppercut myself under the chin haha. I wonder what was going on in my mind at that particular moment.

Now for some relatively positive occurances. On Friday some of us played some basketball at the rec. Good exercise, but we didn't get to play enough because the high school kids that show up came late and left early. Unfortunate for me because I had a lot of pent up energy from the week that I wanted to get out and leave on the court. Damn you kids, damn you. Did play bball on Wednesday though, and I lit it up like two-time 3-point champion (and UCLA legend) Jason Kapono.

Thursday evening was good too. Gerald, Mare, and I first went to Mimi's Cafe for dinner and dessert. Afterwards we saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which I enjoyed. I'm sure it helps that I find Kristen Bell way adorable. SUPER KAWAII. Oh one funny moment: during the movie the lead male was lying in bed at 2:25pm or so due to being sad and people in the theater laughed at him. Some chick sitting behind us was like, "that's so late." Then I laughed too because that's what time I woke up...


Really tasty triple chocolate brownie. Enjoyed it much but who knows how many sit-ups this'll cost me.

Last weekend we went to Concord to celebrate Sosage's 30th bday with a console lan. 360s and board games, no computers. I think someone brought a laptop. We played a pretty new version of Scene It? and I came in last place. Twice. I blame all the pre 1990 stuff in the game that the old people are more familiar with. I swear if they did a version that only covers the previous 20 years, I'd be king. Good times and fun all around though. Thanks for letting us celebrate with you Sosage!

On Friday the 25th Gerald and I went to Kirkwood to get one last run of the season in. Traffic was pretty much nonexistent and we got there in about three hours. At first the snow was really stiff and frozen, and I ended up taking a few good hard falls on that stuff. Then it was really good for a while, and in the afternoon it got pretty slushy which is okay but you really have to put your weight into kicking out the back foot for turns. Also there were a few super hot snow bunnies, which of course, deserve a Rachael Ray "yum-o!" Coming back we stopped in Tracy to eat at Sonic with Tony, who couldn't board with us because of work. First time eating there. It was decent. I'm really interested in their dessert and drink menu. Oh and the waitresses ride old school 2x2 roller skates and they give you change from a belt dispenser, like they used to do at arcades 15 years ago.




Nice hair. Too skinny.

Anyways, not everything has been peachy this week. Things have gotten to the point where my shit computer and I are on the fritz. It'd be great if this upcoming week were at least uneventful.

Dear TPTB,

Please let things be average again. Let me not be affected by things that truly don't affect me, but more importantly allow me to again be the stubborn rock I know I can be. Also, if I could be wiser in understanding others that would be appreciated as well. Oh and although I don't usually mind obliging those around me, if people could stop issuing me decrees on what I can do to please them, that too would be agreeable. Thanks for the time.

Okay one more thing. If its not too much trouble, please let the Lakers win the championship this year. Thanks once again.

-the Pansy



Less material I know but here you go.

StrikeoutK (5:22:16 PM): let me run this by you
hippotardimus (5:22:30 PM): ok
hippotardimus (5:22:38 PM): but let me predict an answer before you ask
StrikeoutK (5:22:41 PM): okay
hippotardimus (5:22:44 PM): less talking, more titty sucking

SLObearsi (10:40:17 PM): so he was telling us that he did the unattainable the other night
SLObearsi (10:40:29 PM): i guess he met some 29 year old schoolteacher who was visiting slo at the bars
SLObearsi (10:40:32 PM): they hit it up
SLObearsi (10:40:59 PM): he goes back to her room at the quality suites( this place is a popular hangout as alex met a prude who was giving out handjobs there as well on a different occasion)
SLObearsi (10:41:07 PM): they did woopie and then he boucned
StrikeoutK (10:41:07 PM): hahhaha
SLObearsi (10:41:13 PM): he told her he was gonna get some ice and just started running back to his house drunk as shit
SLObearsi (10:41:23 PM): which is a good 2 miles
SLObearsi (10:41:26 PM): he gets back
StrikeoutK (10:41:28 PM): LOL
SLObearsi (10:41:39 PM): starts telling the story to his roommates when all of a sudden a phonecall he recieves
SLObearsi (10:41:50 PM): its this chick whos a virgin says, do u wanna have a good time
SLObearsi (10:41:53 PM): so of course, he obliges
SLObearsi (10:41:55 PM): she comes over
SLObearsi (10:42:31 PM): in the room they go, and im guessing hes doing it doggystyle so he fucks this virgin, when hes about to finish, he slaps her on the ass while grunting "fuck yea" and explodes
SLObearsi (10:42:49 PM): then walks outside to tell all his roommates and friends around in the living room while (the girl) is crying in the room
SLObearsi (10:42:50 PM): haha
SLObearsi (10:42:53 PM): end of story
StrikeoutK (10:42:58 PM): hahaahahaha
StrikeoutK (10:42:59 PM): why cry
StrikeoutK (10:43:01 PM): cuz it hurt?
SLObearsi (10:43:04 PM): she was a virgin
SLObearsi (10:43:05 PM): oh
SLObearsi (10:43:10 PM): and all her friends were outside
SLObearsi (10:43:11 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (10:43:15 PM): wtf hahahaa
StrikeoutK (10:43:18 PM): i dont get it
StrikeoutK (10:43:21 PM): so she was getting emotional then?
SLObearsi (10:43:23 PM): yea
SLObearsi (10:43:26 PM): it was her first time
StrikeoutK (10:43:27 PM): LOLOLOL
SLObearsi (10:43:31 PM): and she was just embarrased as shit i guess

hippotardimus (3:07:31 PM): be careful
hippotardimus (3:07:42 PM): cuz i think you're gonna marry the first psycho to spreads her legs
StrikeoutK (3:07:49 PM): why you gotta say that

hippotardimus (3:51:49 PM): you would be lucky to bang a girl like that
StrikeoutK (3:51:51 PM): hahaaha
StrikeoutK (3:52:02 PM): i'm not abandoning ship yet thx
hippotardimus (3:56:42 PM): you are confiusing your submarine for a ship

hippotardimus (5:43:28 PM): hahaha isn't she asian
hippotardimus (5:43:41 PM): you're coming to the good side?
hippotardimus (5:43:42 PM): hahaha

twisbtw (4:31:40 PM): how did your sushi date go?
StrikeoutK (4:31:52 PM): it ended up being asian fusion
twisbtw (4:32:09 PM): you ARE asian fusion

[22:58] geez burn down the forest already

hippotardimus (7:22:22 AM): my headphones weren't plugged in all the way
StrikeoutK (7:22:29 AM): haha
hippotardimus (7:22:31 AM): almost a disaster

corinny O (2:28:26 AM): shes like one of those porcelain dolls that white guys like

[01:18] seriously, these celebs can't spare 50 bucks to get a decent wax job
-[01:19] fob foo
[01:19] really, why don't you ask your fob chicks about it
[01:19] take a poll
-[01:20] FINE
[01:20] i will expect results by friday
-[01:20] wait i already know
-[01:20] if the non fob ones dont even wax
-[01:20] then we already lost hope
[01:20] no plus/minus in this census

[16:57] i want my sperm count to be as low as possible

(1:02:14 AM): i'll take my clothes off whenever wherever with him

corinny O (1:40:23 AM): you watch too many movies jerry
corinny O (1:40:28 AM): too much serendipity
corinny O (1:40:33 AM): llife isnt like that

(5:39:47 PM): i'd get buck naked a(nd) cum all over the table

shrimpsiumai (12:50:13 AM): then i'll buy you a gf
shrimpsiumai (12:50:15 AM): no more waiting
StrikeoutK (12:50:18 AM): lol
StrikeoutK (12:50:23 AM): ok just dont tell me you had to pay

Chanman 007 (8:21:12 PM): well let me ask you first
StrikeoutK (8:21:16 PM): no hahaaha
Chanman 007 (8:21:18 PM): would you be interested
Chanman 007 (8:21:19 PM): oh ok hahah

[23:36] the words "big" and "boobs" can't both be used with her at the same time

[23:48] i bet at some point she flinched up and her boobs popped into the open

[01:02] she has nice boobs
[01:02] i'd touch them
[01:02] twice

hippotardimus (11:30:39 PM): he's gonna fuck before you
StrikeoutK (11:30:56 PM): haaha who cares
StrikeoutK (11:31:07 PM): just like kills below the hard deck
StrikeoutK (11:31:10 PM): paying doesn't count
hippotardimus (11:31:23 PM): lol
hippotardimus (11:31:43 PM): i think it counts hahhah
StrikeoutK (11:31:54 PM): no way
hippotardimus (11:31:55 PM): its the fucking itself; not the process hahhh
StrikeoutK (11:32:04 PM): thats like steroids era is okay
hippotardimus (11:32:18 PM): bonds and mcgwire are in the record books!
StrikeoutK (11:32:29 PM): haahha and you hate bonds so you have to hate this idea of paying
StrikeoutK (11:32:36 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (11:32:53 PM): see aha we are opposite
StrikeoutK (11:33:00 PM): i would argue the process, not the act
hippotardimus (11:33:05 PM): lol
hippotardimus (11:33:10 PM): penis in vagina
hippotardimus (11:33:18 PM): that is the first and last criteria
hippotardimus (11:33:19 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (11:33:28 PM): with filthy stretched out vagina you paid for
hippotardimus (11:33:32 PM): or should i say, criterium
hippotardimus (11:33:34 PM): lol

SLObearsi (4:48:17 PM): man it was like chinatown in there
SLObearsi (4:48:26 PM): fucking packed with yellows all over
SLObearsi (4:48:36 PM): i was getting angry as i was working out cuz it was so crowded

(3:37:04 PM): its time to make love to myself and take a nap

[05:43] chubby girls that didn't need to be eating candy had to walked past my seat like 3x
[05:44] and i had to squish in my legs

StrikeoutK (8:41:36 PM): i just wanted to say,
StrikeoutK (8:41:51 PM): this type of behavior by guys used to piss me off in my youth
StrikeoutK (8:41:53 PM): that is all

corinny O (12:46:20 AM): its just hank
corinny O (12:46:21 AM): not god

[15:53] i can sense your shaky hands over the internet

(5:59:35 PM): tellme a story
StrikeoutK (6:00:22 PM): got nothing, what about you
(6:01:57 PM): i got nothing
(6:02:03 PM): was trying to look down the indian girls shirt all day

placeholder notes: bball, chococ, forsm, lan, scenit, week, jpg, quotes, fritz, ucut

all before 1159 tomorrow

ambitions exist to indite material that is latently good but expectingly terrible. such is the way of things.

I had been waiting on the first season of Friday Night Lights on dvd for at least three months from the library, and after finally getting it this week I won't be watching it because it's due Friday and I can't get around to it. Damn it all.

Ode to Woe
wow woe. woe. whoa wooooo. whoaaa woe. wooowwoooooo. woooooooe wooe. woah wow. wowwwwww. wowwwwwwwwwwwww. whooooaaaaa. wow. woe. whoa. woe. woe. wow. wooooooo. woe.

note for self: never mix or combine items from separate groups again.

¡Muchas Gracias!
A big thank you to the señor who called at 11 this morning and woke me up from a most unpleasant and sad dream. May you make a lot of money to send back to your family this season.

For dinner I made chicken divan:


With my own slight twists, of course. Tasty and healthy, but bullshit with the 30 minutes active prep time. I started right after the 2nd period of the Sharks game and didn't stick it in the oven until after the game was over hahaha. Damn it all.

[Insert your own sexist comment here]

Taiwan and Vegas pics up soon. Quotes since Fall 07 maybe, have to clear it with management.

Bye now.

Ahh yes, shit weather. Must be norcal.

To keep my promise...

Winter-ish 2006/07 thru October 2007. In two parts/posts.

hippo tardimus (8:12:20 PM): did you fuck
StrikeoutK (8:12:23 PM): no hahah
StrikeoutK (8:12:25 PM): god
hippo tardimus (8:12:28 PM): wasted trip then

StrikeoutK (8:12:37 PM): i did confirm something
StrikeoutK (8:12:47 PM): that there is no god

[02:15] there's prolly only one reason why she's clean down there
[02:15] HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET

[03:37] u went over for an away game?
-[03:38] haha yah
-[03:39] and made it a point to christian her parent's bed

(4:00:43 PM): she would tell me about dudes fingering her
(4:00:46 PM): and then later on i'd jack off

hippotardimus (6:45:42 PM): 2nd he was telling me about when he was 26
hippotardimus (6:45:52 PM): he fucked this 18 year old white girl

[21:54] i wonder if i were to go to china they would make fun of me
[21:54] for having straight teeth
[21:54] and not having my hair cover my ears
[21:54] and not having bad breath

(5:07:11 PM): i have been sucked or fucked on every piece of furnature

SLObearsi (3:27:03 PM): and her titties just want to pop out of her tank top
StrikeoutK (3:27:06 PM): hahahaa they just want to breathe man
StrikeoutK (3:27:18 PM): GET SOME AIR

[05:32] so we're talking
[05:32] and she goes "oh, you know, i'm not on BC"
[05:32] and i'm like "oh yea? i didn't know that"
[05:32] and then she replies "but i can be on it if you want me to be"

[00:26] hahah to be honest, idb is overrated

hippotardimus (5:43:44 AM): as soon as i get in there she pulls my pants down
StrikeoutK (5:43:48 AM): wtf
hippotardimus (5:43:50 AM): and i'm like
hippotardimus (5:43:54 AM): taking off my boxers too
hippotardimus (5:43:55 AM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:59 AM): and she like "no...

(7:15:42 PM): she's not that good on top
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (7:16:02 PM): does she do too much forward back instead of updown
(7:16:08 PM): hahahah BINGO

[04:23] do you have a grand finale in mind
-[04:31] a 3-some with an over-18 female of her choosing

(3:27:26 AM): she wanted to fuck raw dog again
(3:27:40 AM): and then got all pissy when i refused

StrikeoutK (2:35:41 PM): why do we love the white woman?
hippotardimus (2:35:46 PM): media
StrikeoutK (2:35:50 PM): okay
StrikeoutK (2:36:00 PM): is it our fault
StrikeoutK (2:36:39 PM): maybe we should have studied more and not watch tv so much as kids
hippotardimus (2:39:37 PM): lol
hippotardimus (2:39:43 PM): movies too\
StrikeoutK (2:39:51 PM): f it all

StrikeoutK (7:53:24 PM): tell me what u have done
SLObearsi (7:53:32 PM): everything but the butt

onewillton (11:46:26 PM): so what have you been up to
StrikeoutK (11:46:35 PM): just got back from socal
StrikeoutK (11:46:43 PM): where the weather's warmer and the girls are whiter

hippotardimus (8:42:05 PM): why don't you find a nice asian girl you can manipulate into sex
StrikeoutK (8:42:26 PM): in order to do that i would first have to convince her i'm intellectually superior
StrikeoutK (8:42:34 PM): that would be the only thing that turns her on

[23:48] fortunately i'm not a dirty old man
[23:48] i'm just dirty.. and old

[23:48] but damn, she loves talking about sex and bj's

[02:23] does she have roommates
[02:23] gotta put scrunchies on the doorknobs
-[02:25] haha she has a single
-[02:25] thin walls and squeaky bed
-[02:25] is what she told me

[03:39] it's like Brad Pitt. no rules apply for him
[03:40] he could wear women's lingerie and chicks would still hit that

(7:57:20 PM): not gonna lie
(7:57:22 PM): shes pretty good up top
StrikeoutK (7:57:28 PM): oh yeah
StrikeoutK (7:57:34 PM): she actually goes up down instead of left right?
(7:57:35 PM): she was pushing against the wall
(7:57:37 PM): yeup
(7:57:38 PM): both

(3:16:10 PM): i had this patient today
(3:16:22 PM): well it was my patients sister but i saw the sister before for something
(3:16:25 PM): hahaha jesus
(3:16:30 PM): anyway she was 16, fully developed
(3:16:53 PM): man it was great
(3:16:57 PM): but she was 16 so i felt bad hahaha

[02:00] i saw one decent white gurl
[02:00] she had enough boob to make 10 aZn chicks jealous

[04:10] so one chick was dumb as a brick/ hahaha
-[04:10] yea but she was hot and blond
-[04:10] and made all the heads turn

hippotardimus (3:18:36 PM): she was all woman
hippotardimus (3:18:42 PM): i envy the kid who gets to hit that

hippotardimus (12:39:10 PM): they just showed all the cheerleaders in white tank tops and shorts
hippotardimus (12:39:11 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (12:39:15 PM): god bless the white woman
StrikeoutK (12:39:33 PM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): how many times did you hump over the weekend
StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): 10?
(8:28:08 PM): maybe 6-8 hahahah
(8:28:14 PM): that's a lot for an old man like me hahaha
(8:28:15 PM): the last time
(8:28:20 PM): we were in doggy
StrikeoutK (8:28:27 PM): hahaha
(8:28:30 PM): and i got a cramp in my hamstring as i was finishing
(8:29:12 PM): after i picked up this chair form the hallway
(8:29:16 PM): we almost broke the chair
StrikeoutK (8:30:13 PM): and you spooed on her face
StrikeoutK (8:30:15 PM): hahaha
(8:30:19 PM): in her mouth
StrikeoutK (8:30:28 PM): hahahah jesus christ
StrikeoutK (8:30:32 PM): spit or swallo
(8:30:36 PM): spit i think
(8:30:39 PM): she ran to the bathroom hahaha

StrikeoutK (9:50:29 PM): i spied some chongman making out with one of your kind
StrikeoutK (9:50:33 PM): i wanted to step in and....
StrikeoutK (9:50:34 PM): shake his hand
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:50 PM): LOL
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:57 PM): and take some notes while you're at it

(10:14:23 PM): she wants more sex than me
(10:14:32 PM): i need to stop whacking if i want to keep up
StrikeoutK (10:15:41 PM): yeah but doesnt whacking make you last longer
(10:16:43 PM): i think whacking saps my mojo

[22:11] i see what you mean about the rack
-[22:11] yeah... like a cheeseboard

[22:28] they were smoking out in the limo on the way there too heh
[22:28] i had to politely decline :P
[22:29] just my own personal preference
[22:29] but all the white girls were

StrikeoutK (2:37:37 PM): if she is gaining weight,
StrikeoutK (2:37:41 PM): that just means you aren't humping enough
StrikeoutK (2:37:42 PM): or hard enough
(2:38:01 PM): haha
(2:38:03 PM): jesus
(2:38:08 PM): she doesn't get on top enough

(2:38:50 PM): we do a lot of me standing up and her on the bed
(2:38:53 PM): that's least strenuous hahaha
StrikeoutK (2:38:58 PM): hahhaha
(2:38:59 PM): or her bending over the bed

[01:46] they don't pick the hottest of chicks, as far as we're concerned
[01:47] someone's gotta take those chicks off our hands
[01:48] and then pro-create and hopefully create hot daughters

(10:01:13 PM): arg i eat pussy for lunch

(4:09:29 PM): but (she) and i were talking
(4:09:37 PM): and she was talking about how it hurts sometimes
(4:09:40 PM): and i asked her why
(4:09:42 PM): and she goes, when you pick your nose too much does your finger or your nose hurt?

hippotardimus (12:32:53 PM): I think I just saw 60yo camel toe

StrikeoutK (12:19:56 AM): i knew i should have sat behind an ugly chick
StrikeoutK (12:20:08 AM): at least that way i would attempt to try to pay attention in class
StrikeoutK (12:20:21 AM): instead of trying to read her bra strap and smell her hair hahaha

wizll 02 (11:45:21 PM): all women need gps navigation

StrikeoutK (8:51:41 PM): of course 90 percent of them where white
StrikeoutK (8:51:52 PM): because chongs already started studying

[19:17] even an indian kid can hang out with a white girl
[19:17] what is your problem

SLObearsi (11:16:36 PM): u know the chick that flashed ruben adn my other friend her tits
SLObearsi (11:16:37 PM): well
StrikeoutK (11:16:40 PM): yeah
SLObearsi (11:16:44 PM): my other friend fucked her in my roommates bed that night toohaha
StrikeoutK (11:16:49 PM): hahahaha
SLObearsi (11:16:55 PM): and he jizzed on his custom made pillow case

(7:50:27 PM): she woke me up at 4 am and i fucked the shit out of her

SLObearsi (6:23:12 PM): i heard this from someone
SLObearsi (6:23:27 PM): this guy and this chick were walking from a party, both trashed as shit
SLObearsi (6:23:42 PM): and the chick was like "hey lets break into the airport and walk across it"
SLObearsi (6:23:47 PM): so of course, at the time, its a good idea so they go
StrikeoutK (6:23:50 PM): hahaha
SLObearsi (6:23:53 PM): and they fuck on the runway
SLObearsi (6:24:03 PM): and the cops come
SLObearsi (6:24:18 PM): so the cops give the guy a ticket

SLObearsi (6:27:07 PM): so my other friend goes cougar hunting
SLObearsi (6:28:20 PM): so the mom takes him bac to her place, and the daughter, whos 17, was in the next room
StrikeoutK (6:28:37 PM): jesus haha
SLObearsi (6:28:43 PM): and then in the morning, the mom drove him home
SLObearsi (6:28:44 PM): hahha that was the kicker

StrikeoutK (4:10:38 PM): is this what you and (her) sound/look like while humping
(4:13:16 PM): pretty much
(4:13:20 PM): she does a lot of
(4:13:24 PM): OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
(4:13:25 PM): hahahah

Chanman 007 (3:20:52 PM): you think she's hot or something?
StrikeoutK (3:20:59 PM): no hahaa
StrikeoutK (3:21:02 PM): she looks like she's 30
Chanman 007 (3:21:08 PM): haha you'd still do her
StrikeoutK (3:21:19 PM): i will admit to that i guess

(12:47:35 AM): i just wanted to tell you i just had sex in one of the student government offices on campus

StrikeoutK (7:41:06 PM): do any of you remember their names
SLObearsi (7:41:10 PM): no.. haha
StrikeoutK (7:41:12 PM): perfect

SLObearsi (7:42:27 PM): she was short
SLObearsi (7:42:32 PM): but had beautiful fake tits
SLObearsi (7:42:35 PM): so i was just staring

SLObearsi (7:45:25 PM): so im walking back with her
SLObearsi (7:45:27 PM): and the whole time
SLObearsi (7:45:29 PM): im grabbing her ass
SLObearsi (7:45:35 PM): and she was definitely wearing a thong
SLObearsi (7:45:37 PM): and had a nice ass

hippotardimus (6:50:07 PM): how come your friends are fucking and kissing haoles
hippotardimus (6:50:10 PM): but you aren't doing shit
StrikeoutK (6:50:23 PM): well, there are no haoles at san jose

twisbtw (5:10:46 PM): married?...oh
StrikeoutK (5:10:51 PM): not this time
StrikeoutK (5:10:52 PM): haha

StrikeoutK (7:57:02 PM): today i heard the unforgettable yet always clear words "boyfriend" today

Oh K Luser (2:52:44 AM): god shes fuckin annoying
Oh K Luser (2:52:52 AM): some dude hella grabbed her arm and wouldnt let go
Oh K Luser (2:52:56 AM): and was all "i hella like you"
Oh K Luser (2:53:00 AM): i was like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
StrikeoutK (2:53:05 AM): LOL
Oh K Luser (2:53:08 AM): wasnt sure if i should help her or warn him
Oh K Luser (2:53:11 AM): oh

Oh K Luser (2:54:40 AM): goddamn indians
Oh K Luser (2:54:45 AM): when she tries to say vertical
Oh K Luser (2:54:52 AM): it sounds WHERETICAL

(11:15:27 AM): i'm afraid i'm never going to violate a white woman again
(11:15:35 AM): at least not without giving her money hahhaha

(11:37:03 PM): so i told him "if you get on the freeway right now ill give you head while youre in the fast lane"
(11:39:25 PM): so we did that
(11:41:09 PM): so i went back down there
(11:41:22 PM): and he finished while waiting in traffic

[00:15] this was the most pricey NON-STRIPPER bachelor party ever
[00:15] i didn't even see ONE TIT

(6:43:35 PM): today i was supposed to get up at 5:30
(6:43:53 PM): i ended up getting up at 5:30, humping, and sleeping for 2 more hours

[00:04] one had an AWESOME body, blond, with a 34D rack
[00:04] and i purposely positioned my hand a bit improperly
[00:04] so i was totally cupping the side of her boobs
[00:05] and she didn't say a word and just smiled

StrikeoutK (4:00:34 PM): halloween is one of two days during the year where broads can dress up like whores and not get called on it

(11:08:14 AM): uh she swallowed the load, hah

hippotardimus (2:52:25 PM): and btw there is an indian med resident who says womitting instead of vomitting

hippotardimus (3:22:32 PM): she got into a fight with her mom about a dude
hippotardimus (3:22:47 PM): and i guess she was forbidden
hippotardimus (3:22:53 PM): so she jumped out the 6th floor window.......
hippotardimus (3:23:02 PM): broke her legs, hips, all that shit
hippotardimus (3:23:20 PM): she broke all that shit
StrikeoutK (3:23:23 PM): jesus
hippotardimus (3:23:26 PM): and then she got a bone infection
hippotardimus (3:23:35 PM): and they had to amputate one of her legs below the knee!
hippotardimus (3:23:41 PM): and that's where she's at now
hippotardimus (3:23:47 PM): taking a bunch of antibiotics

StrikeoutK (6:49:32 PM): what is morning breath humping like
hippotardimus (6:51:16 PM): there is no deep kissing
hippotardimus (6:51:17 PM): hahaha

(10:52:39 PM): haha dude, i just remember, there's a bj video of sorts now, rofl
StrikeoutK (11:02:43 PM): uh share then?
StrikeoutK (11:02:56 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (11:06:17 PM): u bastard
(11:08:06 PM): with wanting to see a chick sucking my penis, you sicko
StrikeoutK (11:08:22 PM): you bastard

StrikeoutK (11:12:52 PM): hello is she wearing panties
SLObearsi (11:12:56 PM): i have no idea
SLObearsi (11:12:58 PM): possibly not

P8percut23 (11:28:54 PM): i was kinda seeing thsi one girl
P8percut23 (11:29:05 PM): and then this other girl from antoher sorority i was tryign to get it
P8percut23 (11:29:08 PM): was in my room
P8percut23 (11:29:28 PM): and the frist girl saw it...and flipped out and slapped me and told that girl in my room that she slept with me two days ago

corinny O (11:33:06 PM): he is a good looking guy
corinny O (11:33:10 PM): but he is such a douche

(2:04:18 AM): she had a tampoon stuck up her pussy
(2:04:21 AM): so i couldnt do anything
(2:04:31 AM): i thought she had genital warts at first
(2:04:32 AM): lol
(2:04:42 AM): and then i realized it was a tampoon

[03:46] the mom's kinda hot
[03:46] and i made it a point to mention it multiple times

[04:09] i almost ran face-first instead a set of fake racks on two separate occassions at least

[04:19] those two blond girls were cute, i purposely took that boob profile shot
[04:20] and tried to disguise it, so their dad didn't see me doing it, OR see my lcd screen
[04:21] i couldn't get a face shot w/o getting punched in the face haha

[18:55] fucking janitors are singing again
-[18:55] lol are they mexican
--[18:55] are they mexican
---[18:55] is it mariachi?
---[18:55] you fucking racists

[16:59] east coast is full of black people too
-[17:04] why
[17:04] proximity to africa

hippotardimus (3:36:17 PM): he met his wife in dental school
hippotardimus (3:36:25 PM): and he says this about her
hippotardimus (3:36:37 PM): she's mexican (or hispanic)
hippotardimus (3:36:44 PM): and i usually like italian girls
hippotardimus (3:36:47 PM): but she looks italian

[01:07] i should charge valet service
[01:07] or one night with their sister/daughter
[01:07] provided she's over 18 and under 118 lbs

hippotardimus (4:36:03 PM): and she goes to the most famous brazillian chicks in manhattan
hippotardimus (4:36:06 PM): and she said
hippotardimus (4:36:12 PM): they really get up in her asshole with the wax
hippotardimus (4:36:15 PM): and they don't use gloves
hippotardimus (4:36:19 PM): her husband is so lucky

[03:18] there was one adorable one in the play that will be pretty good in about 8 years
[03:18] haha she was a frosh

[09:55] i had to make some e-mail amends for missing two chicks birthday parties last night
[09:55] it took me all night to think of some tasty words
-[09:55] "sorry i coudln't make it. probably wasn't going to see your boobs anyway."

StrikeoutK (10:17:34 PM): stop it
StrikeoutK (10:17:45 PM): nobody gives a fuck about cal except for cal students
hippotardimus (10:17:54 PM): but why do they talk so much shit
hippotardimus (10:17:55 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (10:18:10 PM): no idear

(3:09:24 PM): by my count
(3:09:45 PM): (we) have humped roughly 108 times
(3:09:46 PM): hahahha
(3:09:53 PM): based on condom usage

(9:29:51 PM): i totally would have cheated on (her)
(9:30:19 PM): i would not have felt guilty hahaha
StrikeoutK (9:30:24 PM): haahha
(9:30:29 PM): cuz i've been waiting since 1995

[00:27] where are you guys lunching
-[00:28] downskirt

P8percut23 (1:35:33 AM): because they are both sorority girls
P8percut23 (1:35:38 AM): and if i do stuff with both
StrikeoutK (1:35:41 AM): hahaaha
P8percut23 (1:35:46 AM): all hell will break loose
StrikeoutK (1:35:48 AM): lol
P8percut23 (1:35:50 AM): and i will be over

[00:01] apparently about 3 weeks ago, she was at a party and OD'ing on a cocktail of prescription drugs
[00:01] and of course, trying to hit up some guy
[00:01] so ACCORDING to her, the guy rocked her... as now she says it was not consensual
[00:03] so i was like, uhh so go get a test
[00:03] go pee on a stick
[00:04] and she's like "nah, i don't think i am"
[00:04] kids these days
[00:04] OH and of course, the guy is like 20-something i think

[00:06] OH and the best part,
[00:07] (she) goes "i can't believe this could happen from just ONE time"
[00:08] so i made her fun of her all afternoon
[00:08] about having a kid

[02:44] so she pee'd on the stick, no kid
[02:45] however she's gonna try and milk the guy for money haha
[02:45] saying that she needs it for a mexican wire hanger

[02:52] i'm not her non-paying child support dad

StrikeoutK (11:28:59 PM): what brand
corinny O (11:29:12 PM): skippy duh
StrikeoutK (11:30:16 PM): damn that's high quality
StrikeoutK (11:30:18 PM): what's with the duh
corinny O (11:30:31 PM): what other brand of pb is acceptable other than skippy
corinny O (11:30:36 PM): defintely not jiffy or something
StrikeoutK (11:30:47 PM): wtf
StrikeoutK (11:30:49 PM): first of all, it's jif

hippotardimus (5:07:33 PM): i checked my mail after i got home
hippotardimus (5:07:41 PM): and a white girl in workout shorts was there
hippotardimus (5:07:49 PM): something about white girls is inherently hot

hippotardimus (6:46:15 PM): i don't believe about fucking in the xray room
StrikeoutK (6:46:19 PM): hahaha

hippotardimus (7:14:03 PM): why didn't you meet any girls this semeseter
StrikeoutK (7:14:07 PM): i did man
hippotardimus (7:14:13 PM): non married hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:16 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:14:18 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:30 PM): that can't be my fault

hippotardimus (5:01:20 PM): she tries so hard to not be a typical dumb bitch
hippotardimus (5:01:25 PM): but she is x100

[23:11] hahah i love those double B's
[23:12] Bras + Braces

[03:00] no wonder she wasn't reacting when i kept trying to elbow her boobs "accidentally"
[03:00] it all makes sense now, cause she couldn't feel it!
-[03:00] LOL BE NICE

[03:17] A) she is being a bit crazy
[03:17] B) she wants a relationship which i have no interest in
[03:18] so she just keeps thinking we're messing around, but she's dumb
[03:18] she's too young and inexperience to know what messing around means and entails

[16:29] i checked the cooch for the x10 cam
-[16:29] hahahha
[16:29] cleared
[16:29] ahahah

[16:27] she came over, said "oh these capris aren't comfortable, i brought some shorts"
[16:27] and then came out in these hella booty shorts

hippotardimus (5:04:00 PM): you're blinded by whiteness

ShrimpSiumai (4:25:54 PM): dude you went from tryin to get with girls to tryin to be their friends!

hippotardimus (3:22:03 PM): i swear 95% of women are just annoying and contribute nothing else to the world

[14:35] it snowed about 15" 2 weeks ago
[14:35] so when gracie had to poop, we just let her out into the backyard
[14:35] unfortunately, the snow melted
[14:36] so i had to go pick up 2 weeks worth of shit
[14:36] stinky :(

(6:42:02 PM): i already hit that
StrikeoutK (6:42:20 PM): haha GOOD JOB
(6:42:30 PM): Raw too!
StrikeoutK (6:42:35 PM): oh shit haha
StrikeoutK (6:42:53 PM): lol you are lucky then
(6:42:58 PM): cuz i was drunk and i couldnt feel shit
StrikeoutK (6:43:01 PM): hahha
(6:43:01 PM): so i was like fuck this i'm taking it off
StrikeoutK (6:43:10 PM): lol did you spoo on her
(6:43:20 PM): yes
StrikeoutK (6:43:23 PM): where
StrikeoutK (6:43:24 PM): tell me now
(6:43:28 PM): on her stomach
StrikeoutK (6:43:32 PM): hehe you're the man now dog
(6:43:39 PM): or else i would ahve done it in her
(6:43:40 PM): but she said not to

(6:44:41 PM): and his [other] girl
(6:44:46 PM): she is hella passive and kinda shy and really nice
(6:44:55 PM): so i was surprised she even let me
(6:45:05 PM): and then after she was on top
(6:45:11 PM): she was like "get behind me!"
(6:45:21 PM): ii was like what??????????????
StrikeoutK (6:45:28 PM): oh shit
(6:45:38 PM): hella surprisd she said that to me cuz she is so shy and reserved
(6:45:54 PM): so she likes it doggy style

(6:48:49 PM): so i said hi then like 20 mins later i take her ot my room and did my thing...
(6:48:52 PM): then we come outside and then i basically ignore her
StrikeoutK (6:49:02 PM): hahahahaha YEAH DOG
(6:49:08 PM): then i drink some more and talk to the other girls
(6:49:18 PM): and then like hour and a half later i take her to my room again
(6:49:34 PM): did my thing
(6:49:40 PM): but it took longer cuz i was drunk
StrikeoutK (6:49:45 PM): hahahaha
(6:49:46 PM): and then came out hahaha
StrikeoutK (6:49:47 PM): jesus
(6:49:57 PM): and then ignore her again
(6:49:57 PM): and then she left

part two...

[18:44] the other night, she was all like "but i care about you sooooo much"
[18:44] and i replied "i know"
[18:44] and went back to watching tv

(4:25:03 PM): /i had this 14 year old patient
(4:25:10 PM): she had already hit puberty a long time ago
(4:25:21 PM): she had a fresh 14 year old body

[01:11] the concert was so awesome
[01:11] tweens galore!

[22:30] nothing more satisfying that having a good unprotected lay, pulling out and having the girl jerk you off onto her stomach and say, god you made a huge mess
-[22:31] what about the bedspread
[22:32] the way it usually goes is i bring back a sheet of brawny, and she looks at me and says, yeah right, go get me another sheet asshole
[22:33] she's pretty good about unloading me pretty straight, but it does roll off her side

[22:36] mouth works, but she's not real keen on me busting inside her since we're not like married or something
-[22:36] oh i figured she was on the patch by now
[22:37] i wish
[22:37] the only patch near her box is the occasional tuft of hair on the mons
-[22:38] lol jesus are you gd risking it again
[22:39] what do you mean, pull and pray?
[22:40] pull and spray and then pray
[22:40] i guess, sometimes
[22:40] and by someimtes, i guess i mean almost all the time
[22:41] strap on at certain times of the month
[22:41] and by certain times of the month, i mean like 3 years ago

hippotardimus (10:28:12 PM): a few weeks back this girl was there to get braces
hippotardimus (10:28:16 PM): i had to take pictures
hippotardimus (10:28:20 PM): inside her mouth too
hippotardimus (10:28:42 PM): and i could tell she is a dick sucker since she had a certain kind of bruise on the roof of her mouth
StrikeoutK (10:28:49 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:28:52 PM): was she young
hippotardimus (10:28:58 PM): 16 or so?

[01:01] short version
[01:02] she just came over and she got down to business
[01:02] and then i wanted a cup of water
[01:02] cause i was thirsty

[01:07] she just said "i'm ready"
[01:07] and i'm like "alrighty then"

-[01:09] was she basically dead fish
[01:10] better actually, i've been with deadfish, they are so boring
[01:11] she has the willingnesss to learn

[01:12] i just don't look at her too much ahha
-[01:12] lol dont be mean, eye contact
[01:13] i look at the britney poster on my wall

-[01:16] did she stay long aferwards or was it more a wham bam thank you child
[01:16] HAHAh child, not even ma'am
[01:16] i let her stay for an hour or so
[01:16] while i napped a bit

[01:32] she gagged and almost threw up
[01:33] i was like "don't puke on it, thanks"
[01:34] over-aggressive haha
[01:34] PERHAPS it was my bad
[01:35] and upside down too
[01:35] she was like "cool!"
[01:35] can't beat that enthusiasm

hippotardimus (5:42:18 PM): and this morning she looked like she was fucking all night

hippotardimus (8:18:52 PM): she probably requires a giant cock to get satisfaction

[02:02] make-up is now expected, i have given up hope on natural beauty

hippotardimus (3:57:26 AM): but bitches are ruthless like that!
hippotardimus (3:57:38 AM): every bitch wants every other bitches wedding to be a disaster
hippotardimus (3:57:48 AM): and they somehow want theirs to be memorable
hippotardimus (3:57:52 AM): but they are all the same

SLObearsi (8:52:59 PM): shes like 5'2
SLObearsi (8:53:04 PM): with like 36c

PatriotUSAJR (1:32:03 AM): i was trying not to have sex with her but she wouldn't leave
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:09 AM): so we do
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:19 AM): then she stalls for like 30 minutes trying to sleep at my place
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:26 AM): i just say no and throw her clothes at her

[00:34] "i'm too big a pansy to tell you. i can't keep doing this to myself. i want something you can't give, i wanted a relationship. i even tried to convince myself that i didn't really. I can't keep messing around"
[00:34] and then i write back "okay i understand. sorry!"

[00:41] and i think the day before she was like "do you care about me?"
[00:41] and i never replied hahah

[00:44] she goes "why do you keep turning on the tv"
[00:44] and i'm like "cause i like watching tv"
[00:47] she'll talk and i'll just turn up the volume

[00:47] there's never any heart-2-heart time
[00:47] cause i'm heartless haha

[12:09] better get some tire chains
-[12:09] no one uses chains here man
-[12:09] it reminds niggers of something bad in their history

(6:10:23 PM): i sleep so much better if i've orgasmed at least once
StrikeoutK (6:10:33 PM): really now
(6:10:40 PM): yeah
(6:10:45 PM): i always sleep good
StrikeoutK (6:10:51 PM): haha
(6:10:52 PM): but i go to sleep faster if ive orgasmed that day

hippotardimus (7:08:57 PM): 3am i have to go in cuz some 4 yo nigger WHO SLEEPS ON THE TOP BUNK fell off

hippotardimus (7:46:56 PM): i'm going to start a war against fake boobs

StrikeoutK (11:34:21 PM): yeah and a nice set of fakies
SLObearsi (11:34:33 PM): those arent fakies...theyre wishes

SLObearsi (11:34:41 PM): everytime a man throws a penny in a fountain....
SLObearsi (11:34:49 PM): our wish comes true
StrikeoutK (11:34:57 PM): a flat chested girl gets a rack?

hippotardimus (9:30:00 PM): you can tell a lot by what kinds of pics people put up of themselves

StrikeoutK (3:59:16 AM): NOTICE THE BRACES
StrikeoutK (3:59:30 AM): and the not yet fully developed rack

(8:01:16 PM): and shes all ike i wish u were here
(8:01:19 PM): blah blah do u still miss me
StrikeoutK (8:01:21 PM): hahhaha stupid bitch
(8:01:26 PM): "sometimes, just sometimes"
StrikeoutK (8:01:30 PM): LOL that's a good reply
StrikeoutK (8:01:42 PM): you funny man

[03:51] she had a different body odor at times
[03:51] i think it may have been diet related
[03:57] that also was another deal-breaker
-[03:57] hahaha
[03:57] cause it'd rub off on me haha

[04:10] and the only one wearing a plaid short skirt with knee-high boots was the girl i brought haha

[04:44] but i have only seen 2 to 3 lookable ones haha. but they're all azn
[04:44] useless for you
-[04:44] dude come on every time hahha
-[04:44] dont pigeon hole me!!!

hippotardimus (6:40:26 AM): cal isn't overrated
hippotardimus (6:40:32 AM): only their fans think they're good

StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): i was getting the feeling that the only stranger this close and between my legs should be someone i paid for

(4:59:25 PM): iwouldnt mind playing on new turf
(4:59:44 PM): is it illegal to fingerbang a youngn? or is mere penetration of any orifice out of bounds to the california legal system
StrikeoutK (5:00:27 PM): yes look but dont touch from toes to head
(5:00:44 PM): what if she blows me
StrikeoutK (5:01:10 PM): then the district attorney will still say you coerced her (5:01:43 PM): ah sonofabitch maybe its worth it
(5:01:57 PM): my room is kinda like a jail anyways
StrikeoutK (5:02:06 PM): registering as a sex offender is not worth it

SLObearsi (10:20:05 PM): i would convert to christianity
SLObearsi (10:20:08 PM): if i could hit that
StrikeoutK (10:20:15 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:20:17 PM): STOP IT

[12:14] me and [a guy] were in the smoking lounge, and this white girl took her tank-top off
[12:14] she was still in her thingie tho
[12:14] nice bod too
[12:14] so her male "friend", or who looked like her friend, started getting up on her
[12:14] and tried to do a one-handed unsnap
[12:15] and failed miserably after 3 tries
[12:15] you could collectively hear a few guys groan
[12:15] homez was like tugging and almost breaking the thing off
[12:15] i was tempted to reach over and lend a helping hand
-[12:15] haha one handed take some practice
[12:16] that i won't deny
[12:16] but you can't attempt that publicly and FAIL
-[12:16] haha if you didn't master it you better not try and look foolish!!!
[12:16] not only have you embarrassed yourself, but now the girl AND her friends know what's going on

[01:05] so i try to do a quick glance, and she's wearing a kat mcphee kinda top where it cinches right below the rack and flares out
-[01:05] oooh
[01:06] and maybe it was the lighting or something but i thought myabe she had a bump

[06:24] then a few months later, she sent me a senior prom pic
[06:24] .. a little larger
[06:24] err winter ball pic i mean
[06:24] and then in april, she came up to visit and i picked her up at the airport (with my gf in tow)
[06:24] and she was even larger
[06:24] hahaa
[06:24] damn

[15:44] i guess it's easier they just need 5 black guys can they can compete
-[15:44] hahah you talking about basketball or jacking people

hippotardimus (8:40:11 PM): one day you may have critical thinking
StrikeoutK (8:40:19 PM): hahaha ty
hippotardimus (8:41:46 PM): its not a guarantee hahha

[17:05] i need to live long enough to be hella rich so i can build a fence around my house to keep black people out

[16:04] as long as she doesn't think they score touchdowns in baseball
[16:05] actually i wouldn't care there either
[16:05] you either gotta know about sports, or be hella good at make-up and wearing cute outfits

(8:25:09 PM): hhah dude i think the sportfucking took its toll on the futon
StrikeoutK (8:25:22 PM): LOL how comes
(8:25:27 PM): the bar is bent big time

StrikeoutK (4:42:49 AM): this doesnt look so good
hippotardimus (4:43:28 AM): Lol what a bitch
StrikeoutK (4:44:17 AM): i know huh can't even give the courtesy of a "sorry i'm really busy i dont think i can"
hippotardimus (4:45:12 AM): Now u know
hippotardimus (4:45:28 AM): U have to be ready to fuck at all times

hippotardimus (6:17:17 PM): she has a retarded persons head
StrikeoutK (6:17:39 PM): but we'd still hit it
hippotardimus (6:17:57 PM): lol

hippotardimus (5:35:05 PM): when you come to hawaii i will take you to have sex
StrikeoutK (5:35:11 PM): hahaha' thanks
StrikeoutK (5:35:22 PM): i am requesting white, dont go cheap on me and take me to ktown
hippotardimus (5:36:12 PM): i think we can find a white
hippotardimus (5:36:18 PM): let me go first though

SLObearsi (10:30:26 PM): that she lets her son have sex at home
SLObearsi (10:30:29 PM): with his gfs
SLObearsi (10:30:39 PM): cuz she rather have em do it at a safe place than somewhere else

SLObearsi (4:29:44 PM): and i found out my psy teacher, big tits, is married to this other psy professor
SLObearsi (4:29:48 PM): who is....yes. yes
SLObearsi (4:29:51 PM): ur gona be dissappointed
SLObearsi (4:29:52 PM): asian!
StrikeoutK (4:30:02 PM): HOLY
StrikeoutK (4:30:06 PM): my hero then
SLObearsi (4:30:12 PM): i will give it up to him
StrikeoutK (4:30:30 PM): interview him
StrikeoutK (4:30:31 PM): "how did you do it?"

StrikeoutK (7:15:30 PM): ok what do you think about imus
StrikeoutK (7:15:33 PM): i mean this whole thing with the black team and his comments
hippotardimus (7:17:59 PM): hahah don't care
StrikeoutK (7:18:03 PM): haha
hippotardimus (7:18:07 PM): black people get whatever they deserve
StrikeoutK (7:18:12 PM): lol
hippotardimus (7:18:50 PM): i don't give a fuck about black people
hippotardimus (7:18:53 PM): quote that

hippotardimus (12:50:47 AM): she should never wear a bra
hippotardimus (12:51:01 AM): and she will become more powerful than britney ever was

(5:51:03 PM): i 69'd my gf at ucla on her balcony in westwood

hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): you're old enough now where you should get to the point quickly
hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (8:06:50 PM): stop beating around the bush
hippotardimus (8:06:54 PM): and beat the bush
StrikeoutK (8:07:30 PM): lol

SLObearsi (5:05:44 PM): and shes 19 now
SLObearsi (5:05:57 PM): and her titties were majestic
SLObearsi (5:05:59 PM): theyre so big
SLObearsi (5:06:02 PM): and shes so stupid
SLObearsi (5:06:07 PM): and her best friend was there, shes even more stupid
StrikeoutK (5:06:10 PM): continue
SLObearsi (5:06:18 PM): like, she couldnt count 2 dice
SLObearsi (5:07:38 PM): nice tits
SLObearsi (5:07:42 PM): and i forgot her name

SLObearsi (5:08:26 PM): well, shes a virgin
SLObearsi (5:08:37 PM): but hes gonna pass that boundary

hippotardimus (7:03:06 PM): her jugs are getting smaller

hippotardimus (7:03:38 PM): what is with that tattoo
StrikeoutK (7:03:47 PM): it's porn star

Oh K Luser (1:47:45 AM): she was asking where a building was, and i explained it
Oh K Luser (1:47:51 AM): i shoulda offered to walk her over cuz i was sorta goin that way
Oh K Luser (1:47:56 AM): DAMN ME i realized it like 10 secs after she left
Oh K Luser (1:48:06 AM): stupid slow mind
StrikeoutK (1:48:08 AM): hahaha dude i had the same experience last week
StrikeoutK (1:48:19 AM): hahahha with both of us dropping the ball in the same fashion

SLObearsi (7:23:22 PM): and we brought some chick back to his tent, and she blew him, swallowed
SLObearsi (7:23:33 PM): he left told me shes in there
SLObearsi (7:23:35 PM): she came out drunk as shit, tried to make out with me
SLObearsi (7:23:48 PM): and i was just grabbing her ass and shit
SLObearsi (7:23:53 PM): but i wasnt gonna kiss that mouth after i know what was in it

SLObearsi (8:51:14 PM): this chick next to me on wears a short ass skirt
SLObearsi (8:51:18 PM): and then opens her legs towards me
SLObearsi (8:51:30 PM): and the chick in front of me is wearing a t-back
SLObearsi (8:51:49 PM): and then chick to my other side has big tits and nice legs

(2:30:19 PM): its getting to be so warm you really sweat wehn you fuck
StrikeoutK (2:30:32 PM): hahaahahahaha thats good
StrikeoutK (2:30:40 PM): burns more calories

StrikeoutK (8:56:45 PM): maybe alex will hit that
SLObearsi (8:56:51 PM): ill hit htat
StrikeoutK (8:56:54 PM): hahhahaha
StrikeoutK (8:57:00 PM): i will pray toward mecca that you do

StrikeoutK (3:01:36 PM): any rookers
hippotardimus (3:02:35 PM): some but its not like ucla
hippotardimus (3:02:44 PM): where ever girl tries to be the hottest

[12:42] dogs usually always like me
[12:42] i like them.. as long as they're not mine
[12:42] just like kids.oh
[12:42] i let them lick the dirt off my shoes

hippotardimus (6:09:44 PM): you're turning to the asian side
hippotardimus (6:09:45 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:09:47 PM): it is your destiny

SLObearsi (4:42:46 PM): she does like asians tho
StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): whoa whoa weewo

SLObearsi (4:42:56 PM): my buddys hit that already
SLObearsi (4:43:01 PM): and she wont get off his nuts
StrikeoutK (4:43:01 PM): nice
StrikeoutK (4:43:04 PM): hahahaha typical crazy broad

[11:13] kirk always says he hears gunshots where he lives
[11:13] he's like less than a block from martin luther king way
-[11:14] this is how black people honor great americans

[18:03] i mean, unless the chick is like my friend's gf
-[18:03] can't go wrong opening a door for a lady
[18:03] then she's pretty much a dude

[04:16] this female player's kinda cute friend started talking to me on the bench
[04:16] i was flattered until she said she was 14
[04:16] or 15 rather
[04:16] and then i looked around for chris hansen
[04:18] i mean, i knew the player was a senior in hs, so prolly 18
[04:18] and then her friend's like "oh i'm 2 years younger than her"
[04:18] i scooted over 2 more feet away from her

SLObearsi (10:10:35 PM): and found out one is definitely flexible cuz she did a standing split on the dance floor
SLObearsi (10:10:41 PM): and i think i blew my load

hippotardimus (5:38:59 PM): why didn't you go with the old lady
StrikeoutK (5:39:05 PM): hahahha i couldnt.... not when their friends were hotter, younger, and had bigger boobs
hippotardimus (5:39:21 PM): is it because they were asian hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:39:27 PM): well they were but the better looking ones were good
hippotardimus (5:39:35 PM): i knew it

hippotardimus (6:06:52 PM): you should just get it out of the way
hippotardimus (6:06:53 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:07:03 PM): dont go all dawsons creek
StrikeoutK (6:07:25 PM): hahaaa
StrikeoutK (6:08:03 PM): i dont talk in rhyme and alliteration

SLObearsi (8:55:09 PM): and we got pulled over on the drive home cuz anthonys buddy was on the PA system
SLObearsi (8:55:29 PM): yelling out, i love titties titties...asian, black, white, jamacan titties
SLObearsi (8:55:33 PM): and the cop turns his lights on and he yells fuck and drops the mic
SLObearsi (8:55:49 PM): the cop on the right side of the car couldnt stop laughing

onewillton (2:21:45 AM): its okay i work fast
onewillton (2:21:55 AM): 6 hours is really like 12 hours of work from a regular person
StrikeoutK (2:22:32 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (2:22:44 AM): becuase you are like clark kent right?
onewillton (2:23:12 AM): i guess you can say that

hippotardimus (5:43:02 PM): she's so skinny
hippotardimus (5:43:04 PM): but so yum
hippotardimus (5:43:05 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:10 PM): but so fobhead
hippotardimus (5:43:13 PM): but so yum

hippotardimus (3:44:11 PM): too photoshopped
hippotardimus (3:44:17 PM): or else a fapping there will be

hippotardimus (8:35:10 PM): she wants to have fun
StrikeoutK (8:35:26 PM): and she is azn
hippotardimus (8:35:31 PM): lol
hippotardimus (8:35:34 PM): hates her dad then

hippotardimus (8:38:26 PM): sex must have been fantastic
hippotardimus (8:39:03 PM): fatface

[03:15] girls with boobs don't read!

StrikeoutK (11:33:41 PM): yay or nay
SLObearsi (11:33:45 PM): she looks better in pictures

[02:47] when she looks down, i can then look up
[02:47] but otherwise it's just creepy if an old man is staring at your chest

[04:54] was she as easy for you guys as she was in hs
-[04:55] maybe we gave her a little too much respect

[05:01] do you remember her
-[05:01] in real life?
[05:01] she went to my hs too
[05:02] no i mean just on a masturbation basis

StrikeoutK (5:34:43 PM): i would like a retard's advice
hippotardimus (5:35:14 PM): just rub her butthole not insert

hippotardimus (4:12:00 AM): come on man women don't like fraidy cats

[01:16] (she) looked like she was being pretty generous from where i was sitting
-[01:16] HEHEe yea she was without restraints on
-[01:16] i got a real good pic

[23:19] remember. you suggest the event
[23:20] then she can subliminally picture it when she's reading it
[23:21] if you say "let's get some ice cream or frozen yogurt", then the thought of sitting together at a parlor appears

[03:14] and then i made a fatal mistake
[03:14] got together with her sister (on the right)
[03:16] the sister was 2 years older, at the time i thought it was worth the gamble

[03:28] hahaa like God tempting me with an apple
[03:28] and i bit
-[03:36] you mean hit

[19:10] i ran a code the other day, patient was dead/dying
[19:10] running the show
[19:10] and after tne end, i was walking out and saw this female resident
[19:10] she goes, that was pretty hot, you could code me any day
-[19:11] oh my, was she cute
[19:11] yeah
-[19:11] dang i gotta learn me some cpr
[19:13] i'll just say there's been more than one occasion where a girl has been turned on by my hospital work

[20:03] thats when i learned you have to enter from the top, darn underwire
-[20:04] unless you just lift the underwire up over them
-[20:04] then you feel a big thud when the bigguns fall out

StrikeoutK (9:47:45 PM): whats after sushi
(9:47:57 PM): lovemaking
StrikeoutK (9:48:01 PM): hahaha where
(9:48:09 PM): vagina?
(9:48:11 PM): hahahaoh
StrikeoutK (9:48:12 PM): you fuck

[20:06] poon >>>>>> wanking
[20:06] poo slightly > poon

(4:31:35 PM): i imagine myself lying underneath her
StrikeoutK (4:31:43 PM): fuck, traitor
(4:31:50 PM): hahaha you are the traitor
StrikeoutK (4:31:56 PM): haha you sold out
(4:32:09 PM): you are a traiter to the male gender because you will never fuck with that attitude hahahaha
StrikeoutK (4:32:14 PM): hahaha

[23:23] and then, 20 seconds in, who comes swooping in, but my great friend
[23:24] "3 beers" too, might i add
[23:24] and starts speaking way too loudly and probably spit in her face too
[23:24] and so of course, she looks away for a moment.. .and (he) looks away too...
[23:24] and then she turns around and starts talking to me again
[23:24] and 20 seconds later, (he) swoops back in again
[23:25] and makes another conversation killing comment
[23:25] and of course, this time she turns around for good and walks away
[23:25] i'm like COME ON DUDE

hippotardimus (7:21:44 PM): you need to press the action and either ruin it or touch it

hippotardimus (7:28:31 PM): you're hopeless until you decide you're tired of jacking off to porn

hippotardimus (7:36:38 PM): you need to get some fuckups out of the way then you'll handle the next one better

hippotardimus (7:48:30 PM): you just have to get past it
hippotardimus (7:48:37 PM): its not worth it cuz you just enjoy being around the girl so you put up with it
hippotardimus (7:48:51 PM): but its not worth it hahaha
hippotardimus (7:48:57 PM): due to evolution
StrikeoutK (7:49:32 PM): man
hippotardimus (7:49:51 PM): and you hope it will go somewhere but it never does
hippotardimus (7:50:05 PM): and then later you wish you had tried something so you could at least find out for sure hahaha

Yes, yes. Another year gone by. Older, but somehow not so much wiser hahaha.

"Shut up and put some quotes up," you say. I hear ya. Soon... soon.