"Sharing is caring."

part two...

[18:44] the other night, she was all like "but i care about you sooooo much"
[18:44] and i replied "i know"
[18:44] and went back to watching tv

(4:25:03 PM): /i had this 14 year old patient
(4:25:10 PM): she had already hit puberty a long time ago
(4:25:21 PM): she had a fresh 14 year old body

[01:11] the concert was so awesome
[01:11] tweens galore!

[22:30] nothing more satisfying that having a good unprotected lay, pulling out and having the girl jerk you off onto her stomach and say, god you made a huge mess
-[22:31] what about the bedspread
[22:32] the way it usually goes is i bring back a sheet of brawny, and she looks at me and says, yeah right, go get me another sheet asshole
[22:33] she's pretty good about unloading me pretty straight, but it does roll off her side

[22:36] mouth works, but she's not real keen on me busting inside her since we're not like married or something
-[22:36] oh i figured she was on the patch by now
[22:37] i wish
[22:37] the only patch near her box is the occasional tuft of hair on the mons
-[22:38] lol jesus are you gd risking it again
[22:39] what do you mean, pull and pray?
[22:40] pull and spray and then pray
[22:40] i guess, sometimes
[22:40] and by someimtes, i guess i mean almost all the time
[22:41] strap on at certain times of the month
[22:41] and by certain times of the month, i mean like 3 years ago

hippotardimus (10:28:12 PM): a few weeks back this girl was there to get braces
hippotardimus (10:28:16 PM): i had to take pictures
hippotardimus (10:28:20 PM): inside her mouth too
hippotardimus (10:28:42 PM): and i could tell she is a dick sucker since she had a certain kind of bruise on the roof of her mouth
StrikeoutK (10:28:49 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:28:52 PM): was she young
hippotardimus (10:28:58 PM): 16 or so?

[01:01] short version
[01:02] she just came over and she got down to business
[01:02] and then i wanted a cup of water
[01:02] cause i was thirsty

[01:07] she just said "i'm ready"
[01:07] and i'm like "alrighty then"

-[01:09] was she basically dead fish
[01:10] better actually, i've been with deadfish, they are so boring
[01:11] she has the willingnesss to learn

[01:12] i just don't look at her too much ahha
-[01:12] lol dont be mean, eye contact
[01:13] i look at the britney poster on my wall

-[01:16] did she stay long aferwards or was it more a wham bam thank you child
[01:16] HAHAh child, not even ma'am
[01:16] i let her stay for an hour or so
[01:16] while i napped a bit

[01:32] she gagged and almost threw up
[01:33] i was like "don't puke on it, thanks"
[01:34] over-aggressive haha
[01:34] PERHAPS it was my bad
[01:35] and upside down too
[01:35] she was like "cool!"
[01:35] can't beat that enthusiasm

hippotardimus (5:42:18 PM): and this morning she looked like she was fucking all night

hippotardimus (8:18:52 PM): she probably requires a giant cock to get satisfaction

[02:02] make-up is now expected, i have given up hope on natural beauty

hippotardimus (3:57:26 AM): but bitches are ruthless like that!
hippotardimus (3:57:38 AM): every bitch wants every other bitches wedding to be a disaster
hippotardimus (3:57:48 AM): and they somehow want theirs to be memorable
hippotardimus (3:57:52 AM): but they are all the same

SLObearsi (8:52:59 PM): shes like 5'2
SLObearsi (8:53:04 PM): with like 36c

PatriotUSAJR (1:32:03 AM): i was trying not to have sex with her but she wouldn't leave
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:09 AM): so we do
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:19 AM): then she stalls for like 30 minutes trying to sleep at my place
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:26 AM): i just say no and throw her clothes at her

[00:34] "i'm too big a pansy to tell you. i can't keep doing this to myself. i want something you can't give, i wanted a relationship. i even tried to convince myself that i didn't really. I can't keep messing around"
[00:34] and then i write back "okay i understand. sorry!"

[00:41] and i think the day before she was like "do you care about me?"
[00:41] and i never replied hahah

[00:44] she goes "why do you keep turning on the tv"
[00:44] and i'm like "cause i like watching tv"
[00:47] she'll talk and i'll just turn up the volume

[00:47] there's never any heart-2-heart time
[00:47] cause i'm heartless haha

[12:09] better get some tire chains
-[12:09] no one uses chains here man
-[12:09] it reminds niggers of something bad in their history

(6:10:23 PM): i sleep so much better if i've orgasmed at least once
StrikeoutK (6:10:33 PM): really now
(6:10:40 PM): yeah
(6:10:45 PM): i always sleep good
StrikeoutK (6:10:51 PM): haha
(6:10:52 PM): but i go to sleep faster if ive orgasmed that day

hippotardimus (7:08:57 PM): 3am i have to go in cuz some 4 yo nigger WHO SLEEPS ON THE TOP BUNK fell off

hippotardimus (7:46:56 PM): i'm going to start a war against fake boobs

StrikeoutK (11:34:21 PM): yeah and a nice set of fakies
SLObearsi (11:34:33 PM): those arent fakies...theyre wishes

SLObearsi (11:34:41 PM): everytime a man throws a penny in a fountain....
SLObearsi (11:34:49 PM): our wish comes true
StrikeoutK (11:34:57 PM): a flat chested girl gets a rack?

hippotardimus (9:30:00 PM): you can tell a lot by what kinds of pics people put up of themselves

StrikeoutK (3:59:16 AM): NOTICE THE BRACES
StrikeoutK (3:59:30 AM): and the not yet fully developed rack

(8:01:16 PM): and shes all ike i wish u were here
(8:01:19 PM): blah blah do u still miss me
StrikeoutK (8:01:21 PM): hahhaha stupid bitch
(8:01:26 PM): "sometimes, just sometimes"
StrikeoutK (8:01:30 PM): LOL that's a good reply
StrikeoutK (8:01:42 PM): you funny man

[03:51] she had a different body odor at times
[03:51] i think it may have been diet related
[03:57] that also was another deal-breaker
-[03:57] hahaha
[03:57] cause it'd rub off on me haha

[04:10] and the only one wearing a plaid short skirt with knee-high boots was the girl i brought haha

[04:44] but i have only seen 2 to 3 lookable ones haha. but they're all azn
[04:44] useless for you
-[04:44] dude come on every time hahha
-[04:44] dont pigeon hole me!!!

hippotardimus (6:40:26 AM): cal isn't overrated
hippotardimus (6:40:32 AM): only their fans think they're good

StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): i was getting the feeling that the only stranger this close and between my legs should be someone i paid for

(4:59:25 PM): iwouldnt mind playing on new turf
(4:59:44 PM): is it illegal to fingerbang a youngn? or is mere penetration of any orifice out of bounds to the california legal system
StrikeoutK (5:00:27 PM): yes look but dont touch from toes to head
(5:00:44 PM): what if she blows me
StrikeoutK (5:01:10 PM): then the district attorney will still say you coerced her (5:01:43 PM): ah sonofabitch maybe its worth it
(5:01:57 PM): my room is kinda like a jail anyways
StrikeoutK (5:02:06 PM): registering as a sex offender is not worth it

SLObearsi (10:20:05 PM): i would convert to christianity
SLObearsi (10:20:08 PM): if i could hit that
StrikeoutK (10:20:15 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:20:17 PM): STOP IT

[12:14] me and [a guy] were in the smoking lounge, and this white girl took her tank-top off
[12:14] she was still in her thingie tho
[12:14] nice bod too
[12:14] so her male "friend", or who looked like her friend, started getting up on her
[12:14] and tried to do a one-handed unsnap
[12:15] and failed miserably after 3 tries
[12:15] you could collectively hear a few guys groan
[12:15] homez was like tugging and almost breaking the thing off
[12:15] i was tempted to reach over and lend a helping hand
-[12:15] haha one handed take some practice
[12:16] that i won't deny
[12:16] but you can't attempt that publicly and FAIL
-[12:16] haha if you didn't master it you better not try and look foolish!!!
[12:16] not only have you embarrassed yourself, but now the girl AND her friends know what's going on

[01:05] so i try to do a quick glance, and she's wearing a kat mcphee kinda top where it cinches right below the rack and flares out
-[01:05] oooh
[01:06] and maybe it was the lighting or something but i thought myabe she had a bump

[06:24] then a few months later, she sent me a senior prom pic
[06:24] .. a little larger
[06:24] err winter ball pic i mean
[06:24] and then in april, she came up to visit and i picked her up at the airport (with my gf in tow)
[06:24] and she was even larger
[06:24] hahaa
[06:24] damn

[15:44] i guess it's easier they just need 5 black guys can they can compete
-[15:44] hahah you talking about basketball or jacking people

hippotardimus (8:40:11 PM): one day you may have critical thinking
StrikeoutK (8:40:19 PM): hahaha ty
hippotardimus (8:41:46 PM): its not a guarantee hahha

[17:05] i need to live long enough to be hella rich so i can build a fence around my house to keep black people out

[16:04] as long as she doesn't think they score touchdowns in baseball
[16:05] actually i wouldn't care there either
[16:05] you either gotta know about sports, or be hella good at make-up and wearing cute outfits

(8:25:09 PM): hhah dude i think the sportfucking took its toll on the futon
StrikeoutK (8:25:22 PM): LOL how comes
(8:25:27 PM): the bar is bent big time

StrikeoutK (4:42:49 AM): this doesnt look so good
hippotardimus (4:43:28 AM): Lol what a bitch
StrikeoutK (4:44:17 AM): i know huh can't even give the courtesy of a "sorry i'm really busy i dont think i can"
hippotardimus (4:45:12 AM): Now u know
hippotardimus (4:45:28 AM): U have to be ready to fuck at all times

hippotardimus (6:17:17 PM): she has a retarded persons head
StrikeoutK (6:17:39 PM): but we'd still hit it
hippotardimus (6:17:57 PM): lol

hippotardimus (5:35:05 PM): when you come to hawaii i will take you to have sex
StrikeoutK (5:35:11 PM): hahaha' thanks
StrikeoutK (5:35:22 PM): i am requesting white, dont go cheap on me and take me to ktown
hippotardimus (5:36:12 PM): i think we can find a white
hippotardimus (5:36:18 PM): let me go first though

SLObearsi (10:30:26 PM): that she lets her son have sex at home
SLObearsi (10:30:29 PM): with his gfs
SLObearsi (10:30:39 PM): cuz she rather have em do it at a safe place than somewhere else

SLObearsi (4:29:44 PM): and i found out my psy teacher, big tits, is married to this other psy professor
SLObearsi (4:29:48 PM): who is....yes. yes
SLObearsi (4:29:51 PM): ur gona be dissappointed
SLObearsi (4:29:52 PM): asian!
StrikeoutK (4:30:02 PM): HOLY
StrikeoutK (4:30:06 PM): my hero then
SLObearsi (4:30:12 PM): i will give it up to him
StrikeoutK (4:30:30 PM): interview him
StrikeoutK (4:30:31 PM): "how did you do it?"

StrikeoutK (7:15:30 PM): ok what do you think about imus
StrikeoutK (7:15:33 PM): i mean this whole thing with the black team and his comments
hippotardimus (7:17:59 PM): hahah don't care
StrikeoutK (7:18:03 PM): haha
hippotardimus (7:18:07 PM): black people get whatever they deserve
StrikeoutK (7:18:12 PM): lol
hippotardimus (7:18:50 PM): i don't give a fuck about black people
hippotardimus (7:18:53 PM): quote that

hippotardimus (12:50:47 AM): she should never wear a bra
hippotardimus (12:51:01 AM): and she will become more powerful than britney ever was

(5:51:03 PM): i 69'd my gf at ucla on her balcony in westwood

hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): you're old enough now where you should get to the point quickly
hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (8:06:50 PM): stop beating around the bush
hippotardimus (8:06:54 PM): and beat the bush
StrikeoutK (8:07:30 PM): lol

SLObearsi (5:05:44 PM): and shes 19 now
SLObearsi (5:05:57 PM): and her titties were majestic
SLObearsi (5:05:59 PM): theyre so big
SLObearsi (5:06:02 PM): and shes so stupid
SLObearsi (5:06:07 PM): and her best friend was there, shes even more stupid
StrikeoutK (5:06:10 PM): continue
SLObearsi (5:06:18 PM): like, she couldnt count 2 dice
SLObearsi (5:07:38 PM): nice tits
SLObearsi (5:07:42 PM): and i forgot her name

SLObearsi (5:08:26 PM): well, shes a virgin
SLObearsi (5:08:37 PM): but hes gonna pass that boundary

hippotardimus (7:03:06 PM): her jugs are getting smaller

hippotardimus (7:03:38 PM): what is with that tattoo
StrikeoutK (7:03:47 PM): it's porn star

Oh K Luser (1:47:45 AM): she was asking where a building was, and i explained it
Oh K Luser (1:47:51 AM): i shoulda offered to walk her over cuz i was sorta goin that way
Oh K Luser (1:47:56 AM): DAMN ME i realized it like 10 secs after she left
Oh K Luser (1:48:06 AM): stupid slow mind
StrikeoutK (1:48:08 AM): hahaha dude i had the same experience last week
StrikeoutK (1:48:19 AM): hahahha with both of us dropping the ball in the same fashion

SLObearsi (7:23:22 PM): and we brought some chick back to his tent, and she blew him, swallowed
SLObearsi (7:23:33 PM): he left told me shes in there
SLObearsi (7:23:35 PM): she came out drunk as shit, tried to make out with me
SLObearsi (7:23:48 PM): and i was just grabbing her ass and shit
SLObearsi (7:23:53 PM): but i wasnt gonna kiss that mouth after i know what was in it

SLObearsi (8:51:14 PM): this chick next to me on wears a short ass skirt
SLObearsi (8:51:18 PM): and then opens her legs towards me
SLObearsi (8:51:30 PM): and the chick in front of me is wearing a t-back
SLObearsi (8:51:49 PM): and then chick to my other side has big tits and nice legs

(2:30:19 PM): its getting to be so warm you really sweat wehn you fuck
StrikeoutK (2:30:32 PM): hahaahahahaha thats good
StrikeoutK (2:30:40 PM): burns more calories

StrikeoutK (8:56:45 PM): maybe alex will hit that
SLObearsi (8:56:51 PM): ill hit htat
StrikeoutK (8:56:54 PM): hahhahaha
StrikeoutK (8:57:00 PM): i will pray toward mecca that you do

StrikeoutK (3:01:36 PM): any rookers
hippotardimus (3:02:35 PM): some but its not like ucla
hippotardimus (3:02:44 PM): where ever girl tries to be the hottest

[12:42] dogs usually always like me
[12:42] i like them.. as long as they're not mine
[12:42] just like kids.oh
[12:42] i let them lick the dirt off my shoes

hippotardimus (6:09:44 PM): you're turning to the asian side
hippotardimus (6:09:45 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:09:47 PM): it is your destiny

SLObearsi (4:42:46 PM): she does like asians tho
StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): whoa whoa weewo

SLObearsi (4:42:56 PM): my buddys hit that already
SLObearsi (4:43:01 PM): and she wont get off his nuts
StrikeoutK (4:43:01 PM): nice
StrikeoutK (4:43:04 PM): hahahaha typical crazy broad

[11:13] kirk always says he hears gunshots where he lives
[11:13] he's like less than a block from martin luther king way
-[11:14] this is how black people honor great americans

[18:03] i mean, unless the chick is like my friend's gf
-[18:03] can't go wrong opening a door for a lady
[18:03] then she's pretty much a dude

[04:16] this female player's kinda cute friend started talking to me on the bench
[04:16] i was flattered until she said she was 14
[04:16] or 15 rather
[04:16] and then i looked around for chris hansen
[04:18] i mean, i knew the player was a senior in hs, so prolly 18
[04:18] and then her friend's like "oh i'm 2 years younger than her"
[04:18] i scooted over 2 more feet away from her

SLObearsi (10:10:35 PM): and found out one is definitely flexible cuz she did a standing split on the dance floor
SLObearsi (10:10:41 PM): and i think i blew my load

hippotardimus (5:38:59 PM): why didn't you go with the old lady
StrikeoutK (5:39:05 PM): hahahha i couldnt.... not when their friends were hotter, younger, and had bigger boobs
hippotardimus (5:39:21 PM): is it because they were asian hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:39:27 PM): well they were but the better looking ones were good
hippotardimus (5:39:35 PM): i knew it

hippotardimus (6:06:52 PM): you should just get it out of the way
hippotardimus (6:06:53 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:07:03 PM): dont go all dawsons creek
StrikeoutK (6:07:25 PM): hahaaa
StrikeoutK (6:08:03 PM): i dont talk in rhyme and alliteration

SLObearsi (8:55:09 PM): and we got pulled over on the drive home cuz anthonys buddy was on the PA system
SLObearsi (8:55:29 PM): yelling out, i love titties titties...asian, black, white, jamacan titties
SLObearsi (8:55:33 PM): and the cop turns his lights on and he yells fuck and drops the mic
SLObearsi (8:55:49 PM): the cop on the right side of the car couldnt stop laughing

onewillton (2:21:45 AM): its okay i work fast
onewillton (2:21:55 AM): 6 hours is really like 12 hours of work from a regular person
StrikeoutK (2:22:32 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (2:22:44 AM): becuase you are like clark kent right?
onewillton (2:23:12 AM): i guess you can say that

hippotardimus (5:43:02 PM): she's so skinny
hippotardimus (5:43:04 PM): but so yum
hippotardimus (5:43:05 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:10 PM): but so fobhead
hippotardimus (5:43:13 PM): but so yum

hippotardimus (3:44:11 PM): too photoshopped
hippotardimus (3:44:17 PM): or else a fapping there will be

hippotardimus (8:35:10 PM): she wants to have fun
StrikeoutK (8:35:26 PM): and she is azn
hippotardimus (8:35:31 PM): lol
hippotardimus (8:35:34 PM): hates her dad then

hippotardimus (8:38:26 PM): sex must have been fantastic
hippotardimus (8:39:03 PM): fatface

[03:15] girls with boobs don't read!

StrikeoutK (11:33:41 PM): yay or nay
SLObearsi (11:33:45 PM): she looks better in pictures

[02:47] when she looks down, i can then look up
[02:47] but otherwise it's just creepy if an old man is staring at your chest

[04:54] was she as easy for you guys as she was in hs
-[04:55] maybe we gave her a little too much respect

[05:01] do you remember her
-[05:01] in real life?
[05:01] she went to my hs too
[05:02] no i mean just on a masturbation basis

StrikeoutK (5:34:43 PM): i would like a retard's advice
hippotardimus (5:35:14 PM): just rub her butthole not insert

hippotardimus (4:12:00 AM): come on man women don't like fraidy cats

[01:16] (she) looked like she was being pretty generous from where i was sitting
-[01:16] HEHEe yea she was without restraints on
-[01:16] i got a real good pic

[23:19] remember. you suggest the event
[23:20] then she can subliminally picture it when she's reading it
[23:21] if you say "let's get some ice cream or frozen yogurt", then the thought of sitting together at a parlor appears

[03:14] and then i made a fatal mistake
[03:14] got together with her sister (on the right)
[03:16] the sister was 2 years older, at the time i thought it was worth the gamble

[03:28] hahaa like God tempting me with an apple
[03:28] and i bit
-[03:36] you mean hit

[19:10] i ran a code the other day, patient was dead/dying
[19:10] running the show
[19:10] and after tne end, i was walking out and saw this female resident
[19:10] she goes, that was pretty hot, you could code me any day
-[19:11] oh my, was she cute
[19:11] yeah
-[19:11] dang i gotta learn me some cpr
[19:13] i'll just say there's been more than one occasion where a girl has been turned on by my hospital work

[20:03] thats when i learned you have to enter from the top, darn underwire
-[20:04] unless you just lift the underwire up over them
-[20:04] then you feel a big thud when the bigguns fall out

StrikeoutK (9:47:45 PM): whats after sushi
(9:47:57 PM): lovemaking
StrikeoutK (9:48:01 PM): hahaha where
(9:48:09 PM): vagina?
(9:48:11 PM): hahahaoh
StrikeoutK (9:48:12 PM): you fuck

[20:06] poon >>>>>> wanking
[20:06] poo slightly > poon

(4:31:35 PM): i imagine myself lying underneath her
StrikeoutK (4:31:43 PM): fuck, traitor
(4:31:50 PM): hahaha you are the traitor
StrikeoutK (4:31:56 PM): haha you sold out
(4:32:09 PM): you are a traiter to the male gender because you will never fuck with that attitude hahahaha
StrikeoutK (4:32:14 PM): hahaha

[23:23] and then, 20 seconds in, who comes swooping in, but my great friend
[23:24] "3 beers" too, might i add
[23:24] and starts speaking way too loudly and probably spit in her face too
[23:24] and so of course, she looks away for a moment.. .and (he) looks away too...
[23:24] and then she turns around and starts talking to me again
[23:24] and 20 seconds later, (he) swoops back in again
[23:25] and makes another conversation killing comment
[23:25] and of course, this time she turns around for good and walks away
[23:25] i'm like COME ON DUDE

hippotardimus (7:21:44 PM): you need to press the action and either ruin it or touch it

hippotardimus (7:28:31 PM): you're hopeless until you decide you're tired of jacking off to porn

hippotardimus (7:36:38 PM): you need to get some fuckups out of the way then you'll handle the next one better

hippotardimus (7:48:30 PM): you just have to get past it
hippotardimus (7:48:37 PM): its not worth it cuz you just enjoy being around the girl so you put up with it
hippotardimus (7:48:51 PM): but its not worth it hahaha
hippotardimus (7:48:57 PM): due to evolution
StrikeoutK (7:49:32 PM): man
hippotardimus (7:49:51 PM): and you hope it will go somewhere but it never does
hippotardimus (7:50:05 PM): and then later you wish you had tried something so you could at least find out for sure hahaha

posted by jer at 3:20 AM

Sunday, March 02, 2008