you were always playing hard, never could let down your guard

Frenemies and pals, hello. Allow me to update you on what has been going on. More or less.

The other day I got a text message at 11:30 in the morning. I think I was half awake and dreaming still because while reaching for my phone with my eyes closed I uppercut myself under the chin haha. I wonder what was going on in my mind at that particular moment.

Now for some relatively positive occurances. On Friday some of us played some basketball at the rec. Good exercise, but we didn't get to play enough because the high school kids that show up came late and left early. Unfortunate for me because I had a lot of pent up energy from the week that I wanted to get out and leave on the court. Damn you kids, damn you. Did play bball on Wednesday though, and I lit it up like two-time 3-point champion (and UCLA legend) Jason Kapono.

Thursday evening was good too. Gerald, Mare, and I first went to Mimi's Cafe for dinner and dessert. Afterwards we saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which I enjoyed. I'm sure it helps that I find Kristen Bell way adorable. SUPER KAWAII. Oh one funny moment: during the movie the lead male was lying in bed at 2:25pm or so due to being sad and people in the theater laughed at him. Some chick sitting behind us was like, "that's so late." Then I laughed too because that's what time I woke up...


Really tasty triple chocolate brownie. Enjoyed it much but who knows how many sit-ups this'll cost me.

Last weekend we went to Concord to celebrate Sosage's 30th bday with a console lan. 360s and board games, no computers. I think someone brought a laptop. We played a pretty new version of Scene It? and I came in last place. Twice. I blame all the pre 1990 stuff in the game that the old people are more familiar with. I swear if they did a version that only covers the previous 20 years, I'd be king. Good times and fun all around though. Thanks for letting us celebrate with you Sosage!

On Friday the 25th Gerald and I went to Kirkwood to get one last run of the season in. Traffic was pretty much nonexistent and we got there in about three hours. At first the snow was really stiff and frozen, and I ended up taking a few good hard falls on that stuff. Then it was really good for a while, and in the afternoon it got pretty slushy which is okay but you really have to put your weight into kicking out the back foot for turns. Also there were a few super hot snow bunnies, which of course, deserve a Rachael Ray "yum-o!" Coming back we stopped in Tracy to eat at Sonic with Tony, who couldn't board with us because of work. First time eating there. It was decent. I'm really interested in their dessert and drink menu. Oh and the waitresses ride old school 2x2 roller skates and they give you change from a belt dispenser, like they used to do at arcades 15 years ago.




Nice hair. Too skinny.

Anyways, not everything has been peachy this week. Things have gotten to the point where my shit computer and I are on the fritz. It'd be great if this upcoming week were at least uneventful.

Dear TPTB,

Please let things be average again. Let me not be affected by things that truly don't affect me, but more importantly allow me to again be the stubborn rock I know I can be. Also, if I could be wiser in understanding others that would be appreciated as well. Oh and although I don't usually mind obliging those around me, if people could stop issuing me decrees on what I can do to please them, that too would be agreeable. Thanks for the time.

Okay one more thing. If its not too much trouble, please let the Lakers win the championship this year. Thanks once again.

-the Pansy



Less material I know but here you go.

StrikeoutK (5:22:16 PM): let me run this by you
hippotardimus (5:22:30 PM): ok
hippotardimus (5:22:38 PM): but let me predict an answer before you ask
StrikeoutK (5:22:41 PM): okay
hippotardimus (5:22:44 PM): less talking, more titty sucking

SLObearsi (10:40:17 PM): so he was telling us that he did the unattainable the other night
SLObearsi (10:40:29 PM): i guess he met some 29 year old schoolteacher who was visiting slo at the bars
SLObearsi (10:40:32 PM): they hit it up
SLObearsi (10:40:59 PM): he goes back to her room at the quality suites( this place is a popular hangout as alex met a prude who was giving out handjobs there as well on a different occasion)
SLObearsi (10:41:07 PM): they did woopie and then he boucned
StrikeoutK (10:41:07 PM): hahhaha
SLObearsi (10:41:13 PM): he told her he was gonna get some ice and just started running back to his house drunk as shit
SLObearsi (10:41:23 PM): which is a good 2 miles
SLObearsi (10:41:26 PM): he gets back
StrikeoutK (10:41:28 PM): LOL
SLObearsi (10:41:39 PM): starts telling the story to his roommates when all of a sudden a phonecall he recieves
SLObearsi (10:41:50 PM): its this chick whos a virgin says, do u wanna have a good time
SLObearsi (10:41:53 PM): so of course, he obliges
SLObearsi (10:41:55 PM): she comes over
SLObearsi (10:42:31 PM): in the room they go, and im guessing hes doing it doggystyle so he fucks this virgin, when hes about to finish, he slaps her on the ass while grunting "fuck yea" and explodes
SLObearsi (10:42:49 PM): then walks outside to tell all his roommates and friends around in the living room while (the girl) is crying in the room
SLObearsi (10:42:50 PM): haha
SLObearsi (10:42:53 PM): end of story
StrikeoutK (10:42:58 PM): hahaahahaha
StrikeoutK (10:42:59 PM): why cry
StrikeoutK (10:43:01 PM): cuz it hurt?
SLObearsi (10:43:04 PM): she was a virgin
SLObearsi (10:43:05 PM): oh
SLObearsi (10:43:10 PM): and all her friends were outside
SLObearsi (10:43:11 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (10:43:15 PM): wtf hahahaa
StrikeoutK (10:43:18 PM): i dont get it
StrikeoutK (10:43:21 PM): so she was getting emotional then?
SLObearsi (10:43:23 PM): yea
SLObearsi (10:43:26 PM): it was her first time
StrikeoutK (10:43:27 PM): LOLOLOL
SLObearsi (10:43:31 PM): and she was just embarrased as shit i guess

hippotardimus (3:07:31 PM): be careful
hippotardimus (3:07:42 PM): cuz i think you're gonna marry the first psycho to spreads her legs
StrikeoutK (3:07:49 PM): why you gotta say that

hippotardimus (3:51:49 PM): you would be lucky to bang a girl like that
StrikeoutK (3:51:51 PM): hahaaha
StrikeoutK (3:52:02 PM): i'm not abandoning ship yet thx
hippotardimus (3:56:42 PM): you are confiusing your submarine for a ship

hippotardimus (5:43:28 PM): hahaha isn't she asian
hippotardimus (5:43:41 PM): you're coming to the good side?
hippotardimus (5:43:42 PM): hahaha

twisbtw (4:31:40 PM): how did your sushi date go?
StrikeoutK (4:31:52 PM): it ended up being asian fusion
twisbtw (4:32:09 PM): you ARE asian fusion

[22:58] geez burn down the forest already

hippotardimus (7:22:22 AM): my headphones weren't plugged in all the way
StrikeoutK (7:22:29 AM): haha
hippotardimus (7:22:31 AM): almost a disaster

corinny O (2:28:26 AM): shes like one of those porcelain dolls that white guys like

[01:18] seriously, these celebs can't spare 50 bucks to get a decent wax job
-[01:19] fob foo
[01:19] really, why don't you ask your fob chicks about it
[01:19] take a poll
-[01:20] FINE
[01:20] i will expect results by friday
-[01:20] wait i already know
-[01:20] if the non fob ones dont even wax
-[01:20] then we already lost hope
[01:20] no plus/minus in this census

[16:57] i want my sperm count to be as low as possible

(1:02:14 AM): i'll take my clothes off whenever wherever with him

corinny O (1:40:23 AM): you watch too many movies jerry
corinny O (1:40:28 AM): too much serendipity
corinny O (1:40:33 AM): llife isnt like that

(5:39:47 PM): i'd get buck naked a(nd) cum all over the table

shrimpsiumai (12:50:13 AM): then i'll buy you a gf
shrimpsiumai (12:50:15 AM): no more waiting
StrikeoutK (12:50:18 AM): lol
StrikeoutK (12:50:23 AM): ok just dont tell me you had to pay

Chanman 007 (8:21:12 PM): well let me ask you first
StrikeoutK (8:21:16 PM): no hahaaha
Chanman 007 (8:21:18 PM): would you be interested
Chanman 007 (8:21:19 PM): oh ok hahah

[23:36] the words "big" and "boobs" can't both be used with her at the same time

[23:48] i bet at some point she flinched up and her boobs popped into the open

[01:02] she has nice boobs
[01:02] i'd touch them
[01:02] twice

hippotardimus (11:30:39 PM): he's gonna fuck before you
StrikeoutK (11:30:56 PM): haaha who cares
StrikeoutK (11:31:07 PM): just like kills below the hard deck
StrikeoutK (11:31:10 PM): paying doesn't count
hippotardimus (11:31:23 PM): lol
hippotardimus (11:31:43 PM): i think it counts hahhah
StrikeoutK (11:31:54 PM): no way
hippotardimus (11:31:55 PM): its the fucking itself; not the process hahhh
StrikeoutK (11:32:04 PM): thats like steroids era is okay
hippotardimus (11:32:18 PM): bonds and mcgwire are in the record books!
StrikeoutK (11:32:29 PM): haahha and you hate bonds so you have to hate this idea of paying
StrikeoutK (11:32:36 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (11:32:53 PM): see aha we are opposite
StrikeoutK (11:33:00 PM): i would argue the process, not the act
hippotardimus (11:33:05 PM): lol
hippotardimus (11:33:10 PM): penis in vagina
hippotardimus (11:33:18 PM): that is the first and last criteria
hippotardimus (11:33:19 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (11:33:28 PM): with filthy stretched out vagina you paid for
hippotardimus (11:33:32 PM): or should i say, criterium
hippotardimus (11:33:34 PM): lol

SLObearsi (4:48:17 PM): man it was like chinatown in there
SLObearsi (4:48:26 PM): fucking packed with yellows all over
SLObearsi (4:48:36 PM): i was getting angry as i was working out cuz it was so crowded

(3:37:04 PM): its time to make love to myself and take a nap

[05:43] chubby girls that didn't need to be eating candy had to walked past my seat like 3x
[05:44] and i had to squish in my legs

StrikeoutK (8:41:36 PM): i just wanted to say,
StrikeoutK (8:41:51 PM): this type of behavior by guys used to piss me off in my youth
StrikeoutK (8:41:53 PM): that is all

corinny O (12:46:20 AM): its just hank
corinny O (12:46:21 AM): not god

[15:53] i can sense your shaky hands over the internet

(5:59:35 PM): tellme a story
StrikeoutK (6:00:22 PM): got nothing, what about you
(6:01:57 PM): i got nothing
(6:02:03 PM): was trying to look down the indian girls shirt all day