To keep my promise...

Winter-ish 2006/07 thru October 2007. In two parts/posts.

hippo tardimus (8:12:20 PM): did you fuck
StrikeoutK (8:12:23 PM): no hahah
StrikeoutK (8:12:25 PM): god
hippo tardimus (8:12:28 PM): wasted trip then

StrikeoutK (8:12:37 PM): i did confirm something
StrikeoutK (8:12:47 PM): that there is no god

[02:15] there's prolly only one reason why she's clean down there
[02:15] HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET

[03:37] u went over for an away game?
-[03:38] haha yah
-[03:39] and made it a point to christian her parent's bed

(4:00:43 PM): she would tell me about dudes fingering her
(4:00:46 PM): and then later on i'd jack off

hippotardimus (6:45:42 PM): 2nd he was telling me about when he was 26
hippotardimus (6:45:52 PM): he fucked this 18 year old white girl

[21:54] i wonder if i were to go to china they would make fun of me
[21:54] for having straight teeth
[21:54] and not having my hair cover my ears
[21:54] and not having bad breath

(5:07:11 PM): i have been sucked or fucked on every piece of furnature

SLObearsi (3:27:03 PM): and her titties just want to pop out of her tank top
StrikeoutK (3:27:06 PM): hahahaa they just want to breathe man
StrikeoutK (3:27:18 PM): GET SOME AIR

[05:32] so we're talking
[05:32] and she goes "oh, you know, i'm not on BC"
[05:32] and i'm like "oh yea? i didn't know that"
[05:32] and then she replies "but i can be on it if you want me to be"

[00:26] hahah to be honest, idb is overrated

hippotardimus (5:43:44 AM): as soon as i get in there she pulls my pants down
StrikeoutK (5:43:48 AM): wtf
hippotardimus (5:43:50 AM): and i'm like
hippotardimus (5:43:54 AM): taking off my boxers too
hippotardimus (5:43:55 AM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:59 AM): and she like "no...

(7:15:42 PM): she's not that good on top
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (7:16:02 PM): does she do too much forward back instead of updown
(7:16:08 PM): hahahah BINGO

[04:23] do you have a grand finale in mind
-[04:31] a 3-some with an over-18 female of her choosing

(3:27:26 AM): she wanted to fuck raw dog again
(3:27:40 AM): and then got all pissy when i refused

StrikeoutK (2:35:41 PM): why do we love the white woman?
hippotardimus (2:35:46 PM): media
StrikeoutK (2:35:50 PM): okay
StrikeoutK (2:36:00 PM): is it our fault
StrikeoutK (2:36:39 PM): maybe we should have studied more and not watch tv so much as kids
hippotardimus (2:39:37 PM): lol
hippotardimus (2:39:43 PM): movies too\
StrikeoutK (2:39:51 PM): f it all

StrikeoutK (7:53:24 PM): tell me what u have done
SLObearsi (7:53:32 PM): everything but the butt

onewillton (11:46:26 PM): so what have you been up to
StrikeoutK (11:46:35 PM): just got back from socal
StrikeoutK (11:46:43 PM): where the weather's warmer and the girls are whiter

hippotardimus (8:42:05 PM): why don't you find a nice asian girl you can manipulate into sex
StrikeoutK (8:42:26 PM): in order to do that i would first have to convince her i'm intellectually superior
StrikeoutK (8:42:34 PM): that would be the only thing that turns her on

[23:48] fortunately i'm not a dirty old man
[23:48] i'm just dirty.. and old

[23:48] but damn, she loves talking about sex and bj's

[02:23] does she have roommates
[02:23] gotta put scrunchies on the doorknobs
-[02:25] haha she has a single
-[02:25] thin walls and squeaky bed
-[02:25] is what she told me

[03:39] it's like Brad Pitt. no rules apply for him
[03:40] he could wear women's lingerie and chicks would still hit that

(7:57:20 PM): not gonna lie
(7:57:22 PM): shes pretty good up top
StrikeoutK (7:57:28 PM): oh yeah
StrikeoutK (7:57:34 PM): she actually goes up down instead of left right?
(7:57:35 PM): she was pushing against the wall
(7:57:37 PM): yeup
(7:57:38 PM): both

(3:16:10 PM): i had this patient today
(3:16:22 PM): well it was my patients sister but i saw the sister before for something
(3:16:25 PM): hahaha jesus
(3:16:30 PM): anyway she was 16, fully developed
(3:16:53 PM): man it was great
(3:16:57 PM): but she was 16 so i felt bad hahaha

[02:00] i saw one decent white gurl
[02:00] she had enough boob to make 10 aZn chicks jealous

[04:10] so one chick was dumb as a brick/ hahaha
-[04:10] yea but she was hot and blond
-[04:10] and made all the heads turn

hippotardimus (3:18:36 PM): she was all woman
hippotardimus (3:18:42 PM): i envy the kid who gets to hit that

hippotardimus (12:39:10 PM): they just showed all the cheerleaders in white tank tops and shorts
hippotardimus (12:39:11 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (12:39:15 PM): god bless the white woman
StrikeoutK (12:39:33 PM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): how many times did you hump over the weekend
StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): 10?
(8:28:08 PM): maybe 6-8 hahahah
(8:28:14 PM): that's a lot for an old man like me hahaha
(8:28:15 PM): the last time
(8:28:20 PM): we were in doggy
StrikeoutK (8:28:27 PM): hahaha
(8:28:30 PM): and i got a cramp in my hamstring as i was finishing
(8:29:12 PM): after i picked up this chair form the hallway
(8:29:16 PM): we almost broke the chair
StrikeoutK (8:30:13 PM): and you spooed on her face
StrikeoutK (8:30:15 PM): hahaha
(8:30:19 PM): in her mouth
StrikeoutK (8:30:28 PM): hahahah jesus christ
StrikeoutK (8:30:32 PM): spit or swallo
(8:30:36 PM): spit i think
(8:30:39 PM): she ran to the bathroom hahaha

StrikeoutK (9:50:29 PM): i spied some chongman making out with one of your kind
StrikeoutK (9:50:33 PM): i wanted to step in and....
StrikeoutK (9:50:34 PM): shake his hand
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:50 PM): LOL
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:57 PM): and take some notes while you're at it

(10:14:23 PM): she wants more sex than me
(10:14:32 PM): i need to stop whacking if i want to keep up
StrikeoutK (10:15:41 PM): yeah but doesnt whacking make you last longer
(10:16:43 PM): i think whacking saps my mojo

[22:11] i see what you mean about the rack
-[22:11] yeah... like a cheeseboard

[22:28] they were smoking out in the limo on the way there too heh
[22:28] i had to politely decline :P
[22:29] just my own personal preference
[22:29] but all the white girls were

StrikeoutK (2:37:37 PM): if she is gaining weight,
StrikeoutK (2:37:41 PM): that just means you aren't humping enough
StrikeoutK (2:37:42 PM): or hard enough
(2:38:01 PM): haha
(2:38:03 PM): jesus
(2:38:08 PM): she doesn't get on top enough

(2:38:50 PM): we do a lot of me standing up and her on the bed
(2:38:53 PM): that's least strenuous hahaha
StrikeoutK (2:38:58 PM): hahhaha
(2:38:59 PM): or her bending over the bed

[01:46] they don't pick the hottest of chicks, as far as we're concerned
[01:47] someone's gotta take those chicks off our hands
[01:48] and then pro-create and hopefully create hot daughters

(10:01:13 PM): arg i eat pussy for lunch

(4:09:29 PM): but (she) and i were talking
(4:09:37 PM): and she was talking about how it hurts sometimes
(4:09:40 PM): and i asked her why
(4:09:42 PM): and she goes, when you pick your nose too much does your finger or your nose hurt?

hippotardimus (12:32:53 PM): I think I just saw 60yo camel toe

StrikeoutK (12:19:56 AM): i knew i should have sat behind an ugly chick
StrikeoutK (12:20:08 AM): at least that way i would attempt to try to pay attention in class
StrikeoutK (12:20:21 AM): instead of trying to read her bra strap and smell her hair hahaha

wizll 02 (11:45:21 PM): all women need gps navigation

StrikeoutK (8:51:41 PM): of course 90 percent of them where white
StrikeoutK (8:51:52 PM): because chongs already started studying

[19:17] even an indian kid can hang out with a white girl
[19:17] what is your problem

SLObearsi (11:16:36 PM): u know the chick that flashed ruben adn my other friend her tits
SLObearsi (11:16:37 PM): well
StrikeoutK (11:16:40 PM): yeah
SLObearsi (11:16:44 PM): my other friend fucked her in my roommates bed that night toohaha
StrikeoutK (11:16:49 PM): hahahaha
SLObearsi (11:16:55 PM): and he jizzed on his custom made pillow case

(7:50:27 PM): she woke me up at 4 am and i fucked the shit out of her

SLObearsi (6:23:12 PM): i heard this from someone
SLObearsi (6:23:27 PM): this guy and this chick were walking from a party, both trashed as shit
SLObearsi (6:23:42 PM): and the chick was like "hey lets break into the airport and walk across it"
SLObearsi (6:23:47 PM): so of course, at the time, its a good idea so they go
StrikeoutK (6:23:50 PM): hahaha
SLObearsi (6:23:53 PM): and they fuck on the runway
SLObearsi (6:24:03 PM): and the cops come
SLObearsi (6:24:18 PM): so the cops give the guy a ticket

SLObearsi (6:27:07 PM): so my other friend goes cougar hunting
SLObearsi (6:28:20 PM): so the mom takes him bac to her place, and the daughter, whos 17, was in the next room
StrikeoutK (6:28:37 PM): jesus haha
SLObearsi (6:28:43 PM): and then in the morning, the mom drove him home
SLObearsi (6:28:44 PM): hahha that was the kicker

StrikeoutK (4:10:38 PM): is this what you and (her) sound/look like while humping
(4:13:16 PM): pretty much
(4:13:20 PM): she does a lot of
(4:13:24 PM): OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
(4:13:25 PM): hahahah

Chanman 007 (3:20:52 PM): you think she's hot or something?
StrikeoutK (3:20:59 PM): no hahaa
StrikeoutK (3:21:02 PM): she looks like she's 30
Chanman 007 (3:21:08 PM): haha you'd still do her
StrikeoutK (3:21:19 PM): i will admit to that i guess

(12:47:35 AM): i just wanted to tell you i just had sex in one of the student government offices on campus

StrikeoutK (7:41:06 PM): do any of you remember their names
SLObearsi (7:41:10 PM): no.. haha
StrikeoutK (7:41:12 PM): perfect

SLObearsi (7:42:27 PM): she was short
SLObearsi (7:42:32 PM): but had beautiful fake tits
SLObearsi (7:42:35 PM): so i was just staring

SLObearsi (7:45:25 PM): so im walking back with her
SLObearsi (7:45:27 PM): and the whole time
SLObearsi (7:45:29 PM): im grabbing her ass
SLObearsi (7:45:35 PM): and she was definitely wearing a thong
SLObearsi (7:45:37 PM): and had a nice ass

hippotardimus (6:50:07 PM): how come your friends are fucking and kissing haoles
hippotardimus (6:50:10 PM): but you aren't doing shit
StrikeoutK (6:50:23 PM): well, there are no haoles at san jose

twisbtw (5:10:46 PM): married?...oh
StrikeoutK (5:10:51 PM): not this time
StrikeoutK (5:10:52 PM): haha

StrikeoutK (7:57:02 PM): today i heard the unforgettable yet always clear words "boyfriend" today

Oh K Luser (2:52:44 AM): god shes fuckin annoying
Oh K Luser (2:52:52 AM): some dude hella grabbed her arm and wouldnt let go
Oh K Luser (2:52:56 AM): and was all "i hella like you"
Oh K Luser (2:53:00 AM): i was like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
StrikeoutK (2:53:05 AM): LOL
Oh K Luser (2:53:08 AM): wasnt sure if i should help her or warn him
Oh K Luser (2:53:11 AM): oh

Oh K Luser (2:54:40 AM): goddamn indians
Oh K Luser (2:54:45 AM): when she tries to say vertical
Oh K Luser (2:54:52 AM): it sounds WHERETICAL

(11:15:27 AM): i'm afraid i'm never going to violate a white woman again
(11:15:35 AM): at least not without giving her money hahhaha

(11:37:03 PM): so i told him "if you get on the freeway right now ill give you head while youre in the fast lane"
(11:39:25 PM): so we did that
(11:41:09 PM): so i went back down there
(11:41:22 PM): and he finished while waiting in traffic

[00:15] this was the most pricey NON-STRIPPER bachelor party ever
[00:15] i didn't even see ONE TIT

(6:43:35 PM): today i was supposed to get up at 5:30
(6:43:53 PM): i ended up getting up at 5:30, humping, and sleeping for 2 more hours

[00:04] one had an AWESOME body, blond, with a 34D rack
[00:04] and i purposely positioned my hand a bit improperly
[00:04] so i was totally cupping the side of her boobs
[00:05] and she didn't say a word and just smiled

StrikeoutK (4:00:34 PM): halloween is one of two days during the year where broads can dress up like whores and not get called on it

(11:08:14 AM): uh she swallowed the load, hah

hippotardimus (2:52:25 PM): and btw there is an indian med resident who says womitting instead of vomitting

hippotardimus (3:22:32 PM): she got into a fight with her mom about a dude
hippotardimus (3:22:47 PM): and i guess she was forbidden
hippotardimus (3:22:53 PM): so she jumped out the 6th floor window.......
hippotardimus (3:23:02 PM): broke her legs, hips, all that shit
hippotardimus (3:23:20 PM): she broke all that shit
StrikeoutK (3:23:23 PM): jesus
hippotardimus (3:23:26 PM): and then she got a bone infection
hippotardimus (3:23:35 PM): and they had to amputate one of her legs below the knee!
hippotardimus (3:23:41 PM): and that's where she's at now
hippotardimus (3:23:47 PM): taking a bunch of antibiotics

StrikeoutK (6:49:32 PM): what is morning breath humping like
hippotardimus (6:51:16 PM): there is no deep kissing
hippotardimus (6:51:17 PM): hahaha

(10:52:39 PM): haha dude, i just remember, there's a bj video of sorts now, rofl
StrikeoutK (11:02:43 PM): uh share then?
StrikeoutK (11:02:56 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (11:06:17 PM): u bastard
(11:08:06 PM): with wanting to see a chick sucking my penis, you sicko
StrikeoutK (11:08:22 PM): you bastard

StrikeoutK (11:12:52 PM): hello is she wearing panties
SLObearsi (11:12:56 PM): i have no idea
SLObearsi (11:12:58 PM): possibly not

P8percut23 (11:28:54 PM): i was kinda seeing thsi one girl
P8percut23 (11:29:05 PM): and then this other girl from antoher sorority i was tryign to get it
P8percut23 (11:29:08 PM): was in my room
P8percut23 (11:29:28 PM): and the frist girl saw it...and flipped out and slapped me and told that girl in my room that she slept with me two days ago

corinny O (11:33:06 PM): he is a good looking guy
corinny O (11:33:10 PM): but he is such a douche

(2:04:18 AM): she had a tampoon stuck up her pussy
(2:04:21 AM): so i couldnt do anything
(2:04:31 AM): i thought she had genital warts at first
(2:04:32 AM): lol
(2:04:42 AM): and then i realized it was a tampoon

[03:46] the mom's kinda hot
[03:46] and i made it a point to mention it multiple times

[04:09] i almost ran face-first instead a set of fake racks on two separate occassions at least

[04:19] those two blond girls were cute, i purposely took that boob profile shot
[04:20] and tried to disguise it, so their dad didn't see me doing it, OR see my lcd screen
[04:21] i couldn't get a face shot w/o getting punched in the face haha

[18:55] fucking janitors are singing again
-[18:55] lol are they mexican
--[18:55] are they mexican
---[18:55] is it mariachi?
---[18:55] you fucking racists

[16:59] east coast is full of black people too
-[17:04] why
[17:04] proximity to africa

hippotardimus (3:36:17 PM): he met his wife in dental school
hippotardimus (3:36:25 PM): and he says this about her
hippotardimus (3:36:37 PM): she's mexican (or hispanic)
hippotardimus (3:36:44 PM): and i usually like italian girls
hippotardimus (3:36:47 PM): but she looks italian

[01:07] i should charge valet service
[01:07] or one night with their sister/daughter
[01:07] provided she's over 18 and under 118 lbs

hippotardimus (4:36:03 PM): and she goes to the most famous brazillian chicks in manhattan
hippotardimus (4:36:06 PM): and she said
hippotardimus (4:36:12 PM): they really get up in her asshole with the wax
hippotardimus (4:36:15 PM): and they don't use gloves
hippotardimus (4:36:19 PM): her husband is so lucky

[03:18] there was one adorable one in the play that will be pretty good in about 8 years
[03:18] haha she was a frosh

[09:55] i had to make some e-mail amends for missing two chicks birthday parties last night
[09:55] it took me all night to think of some tasty words
-[09:55] "sorry i coudln't make it. probably wasn't going to see your boobs anyway."

StrikeoutK (10:17:34 PM): stop it
StrikeoutK (10:17:45 PM): nobody gives a fuck about cal except for cal students
hippotardimus (10:17:54 PM): but why do they talk so much shit
hippotardimus (10:17:55 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (10:18:10 PM): no idear

(3:09:24 PM): by my count
(3:09:45 PM): (we) have humped roughly 108 times
(3:09:46 PM): hahahha
(3:09:53 PM): based on condom usage

(9:29:51 PM): i totally would have cheated on (her)
(9:30:19 PM): i would not have felt guilty hahaha
StrikeoutK (9:30:24 PM): haahha
(9:30:29 PM): cuz i've been waiting since 1995

[00:27] where are you guys lunching
-[00:28] downskirt

P8percut23 (1:35:33 AM): because they are both sorority girls
P8percut23 (1:35:38 AM): and if i do stuff with both
StrikeoutK (1:35:41 AM): hahaaha
P8percut23 (1:35:46 AM): all hell will break loose
StrikeoutK (1:35:48 AM): lol
P8percut23 (1:35:50 AM): and i will be over

[00:01] apparently about 3 weeks ago, she was at a party and OD'ing on a cocktail of prescription drugs
[00:01] and of course, trying to hit up some guy
[00:01] so ACCORDING to her, the guy rocked her... as now she says it was not consensual
[00:03] so i was like, uhh so go get a test
[00:03] go pee on a stick
[00:04] and she's like "nah, i don't think i am"
[00:04] kids these days
[00:04] OH and of course, the guy is like 20-something i think

[00:06] OH and the best part,
[00:07] (she) goes "i can't believe this could happen from just ONE time"
[00:08] so i made her fun of her all afternoon
[00:08] about having a kid

[02:44] so she pee'd on the stick, no kid
[02:45] however she's gonna try and milk the guy for money haha
[02:45] saying that she needs it for a mexican wire hanger

[02:52] i'm not her non-paying child support dad

StrikeoutK (11:28:59 PM): what brand
corinny O (11:29:12 PM): skippy duh
StrikeoutK (11:30:16 PM): damn that's high quality
StrikeoutK (11:30:18 PM): what's with the duh
corinny O (11:30:31 PM): what other brand of pb is acceptable other than skippy
corinny O (11:30:36 PM): defintely not jiffy or something
StrikeoutK (11:30:47 PM): wtf
StrikeoutK (11:30:49 PM): first of all, it's jif

hippotardimus (5:07:33 PM): i checked my mail after i got home
hippotardimus (5:07:41 PM): and a white girl in workout shorts was there
hippotardimus (5:07:49 PM): something about white girls is inherently hot

hippotardimus (6:46:15 PM): i don't believe about fucking in the xray room
StrikeoutK (6:46:19 PM): hahaha

hippotardimus (7:14:03 PM): why didn't you meet any girls this semeseter
StrikeoutK (7:14:07 PM): i did man
hippotardimus (7:14:13 PM): non married hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:16 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:14:18 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:30 PM): that can't be my fault

hippotardimus (5:01:20 PM): she tries so hard to not be a typical dumb bitch
hippotardimus (5:01:25 PM): but she is x100

[23:11] hahah i love those double B's
[23:12] Bras + Braces

[03:00] no wonder she wasn't reacting when i kept trying to elbow her boobs "accidentally"
[03:00] it all makes sense now, cause she couldn't feel it!
-[03:00] LOL BE NICE

[03:17] A) she is being a bit crazy
[03:17] B) she wants a relationship which i have no interest in
[03:18] so she just keeps thinking we're messing around, but she's dumb
[03:18] she's too young and inexperience to know what messing around means and entails

[16:29] i checked the cooch for the x10 cam
-[16:29] hahahha
[16:29] cleared
[16:29] ahahah

[16:27] she came over, said "oh these capris aren't comfortable, i brought some shorts"
[16:27] and then came out in these hella booty shorts

hippotardimus (5:04:00 PM): you're blinded by whiteness

ShrimpSiumai (4:25:54 PM): dude you went from tryin to get with girls to tryin to be their friends!

hippotardimus (3:22:03 PM): i swear 95% of women are just annoying and contribute nothing else to the world

[14:35] it snowed about 15" 2 weeks ago
[14:35] so when gracie had to poop, we just let her out into the backyard
[14:35] unfortunately, the snow melted
[14:36] so i had to go pick up 2 weeks worth of shit
[14:36] stinky :(

(6:42:02 PM): i already hit that
StrikeoutK (6:42:20 PM): haha GOOD JOB
(6:42:30 PM): Raw too!
StrikeoutK (6:42:35 PM): oh shit haha
StrikeoutK (6:42:53 PM): lol you are lucky then
(6:42:58 PM): cuz i was drunk and i couldnt feel shit
StrikeoutK (6:43:01 PM): hahha
(6:43:01 PM): so i was like fuck this i'm taking it off
StrikeoutK (6:43:10 PM): lol did you spoo on her
(6:43:20 PM): yes
StrikeoutK (6:43:23 PM): where
StrikeoutK (6:43:24 PM): tell me now
(6:43:28 PM): on her stomach
StrikeoutK (6:43:32 PM): hehe you're the man now dog
(6:43:39 PM): or else i would ahve done it in her
(6:43:40 PM): but she said not to

(6:44:41 PM): and his [other] girl
(6:44:46 PM): she is hella passive and kinda shy and really nice
(6:44:55 PM): so i was surprised she even let me
(6:45:05 PM): and then after she was on top
(6:45:11 PM): she was like "get behind me!"
(6:45:21 PM): ii was like what??????????????
StrikeoutK (6:45:28 PM): oh shit
(6:45:38 PM): hella surprisd she said that to me cuz she is so shy and reserved
(6:45:54 PM): so she likes it doggy style

(6:48:49 PM): so i said hi then like 20 mins later i take her ot my room and did my thing...
(6:48:52 PM): then we come outside and then i basically ignore her
StrikeoutK (6:49:02 PM): hahahahaha YEAH DOG
(6:49:08 PM): then i drink some more and talk to the other girls
(6:49:18 PM): and then like hour and a half later i take her to my room again
(6:49:34 PM): did my thing
(6:49:40 PM): but it took longer cuz i was drunk
StrikeoutK (6:49:45 PM): hahahaha
(6:49:46 PM): and then came out hahaha
StrikeoutK (6:49:47 PM): jesus
(6:49:57 PM): and then ignore her again
(6:49:57 PM): and then she left