Well the toilet was getting unsightly and a tad reeky. Since I couldn't put up with it anymore, I cleaned the sucker. The hardest part was cleaning the crack between the top of the bowl and the seat, where the hinges are. Ooh, look at the pretty blue water. Spotless bowl. Ah the end result? A toilet so clean you could eat off it. Well, actually, probably not a good idea. In climax fashion, everything at the end went fine, except the toilet didn't take too kindly to the paper towels. Thanks to my great plunger work, the problem was quickly and cleanly resolved. My first toilet cleaning!

Here are some toilet related convos:

[00:03] jlu hey
[00:03] jlu all you college and unlazy ppl
[00:04] jlu how do you clean a toilet bowl
[00:04] jlu wiz/willy input please
[00:04] C^3 wth
[00:04] C^3 get a duck and a brush
[00:04] jlu brush i have
[00:04] dailo_wai uh
[00:04] C^3 don't you ever do it at home
[00:04] C^3 hella spoiled
[00:04] C^3 haha
[00:04] Luhn a duck?
[00:04] jlu nope
[00:04] Luhn lol
[00:04] dailo_wai just brush it
[00:04] jlu ok
[00:04] jlu what do i use
[00:04] jlu i have bleach
[00:04] jlu and that blue stuff
[00:04] dailo_wai whatever you want
[00:04] C^3 yeah, those bottles that shape like a duck
[00:04] jlu hhaha
[00:05] jlu now that i think about it
[00:05] jlu>hahaha
[00:05] Luhn dunno what ur talkin about man
[00:05] C^3 wt
[00:05] C^3 spoiled too
[00:05] C^3 ahah
[00:05] jlu it does look like a duck
[00:05] jlu hahaha
[00:05] C^3 it's so it can reach where the water coes out
[00:05] Luhn only thing that looks like a duck to me is a duck...
[00:05] dailo_wai twis
[00:05] Luhn i know what u mean
[00:05] jlu ok
[00:05] Luhn it just doesnt look like a duck...
[00:05] jlu how long do i let the blue thing sit
[00:05] jlu Luhn: yeah it does, the long neck
[00:05] C^3 luhn: they used to have a commercial with a duck in it too
[00:05] C^3 ahha
[00:05] Luhn lol
[00:05] Luhn jlu: buy some scrubbing bubbles
[00:05] jlu how long does the blue sit?
[00:06] jlu before i brush it [00:06] Luhn read instructions
[00:06] C^3 doesn't have to be long
[00:06] Luhn thats what it's there for
[00:06] jlu screw that
[00:06] C^3 brush it first
[00:06] dailo_wai we get 409 here
[00:06] C^3 then let it sit
[00:06] jlu k
[00:06] C^3 409 stinks
[00:06] C^3 =\
[00:06] jlu after i finish the blue stuff and flush it
[00:06] dailo_wai yeah cheapos
[00:06] C^3 and it costs too much
[00:06] jlu can i pour some bleach in the bowl
[00:06] dailo_wai use your hands
[00:06] jlu and let it sit overnight
[00:06] C^3 why need bleach man
[00:06] dailo_wai uh
[00:06] jlu does the blue get the bottom of the bowl too
[00:06] C^3 the duck takes care of it all
[00:06] dailo_wai better get used to it
[00:06] C^3 wipe it down though
[00:07] dailo_wai if you don't shape up, it's gonna be your future job
[00:07] jlu k no bleach
[00:07] jlu ok
[00:07] C^3 brush everything
[00:07] jlu yeah
[00:07] jlu i can do that
[00:07] C^3 and wipe it down with toilet paper
[00:07] jlu nah
[00:07] jlu i'm just doing the bowl
[00:07] jlu not the seat or shell
[00:07] C^3 dang
[00:07] C^3 thats no use
[00:07] C^3 most imporant is the pad man
[00:07] TomEboy hahaha
[00:07] C^3 the seat
[00:07] jlu well
[00:07] dailo_wai uh mold under then
[00:07] jlu above it is clean>
[00:07] TomEboy jerry got toilet dirty?
[00:07] jlu TomEboy: no
[00:08] C^3 it "looks" clean dude
[00:08] C^3 bacteria!!
[00:08] dailo_wai don't lie
[00:08] C^3 SPLASH DAMAGE!!
[00:08] C^3 like mortar team
[00:08] jlu what do i use to clean the seat
[00:08] jlu and shell
[00:08] C^3 i use the same thing
[00:08] C^3 haha
[00:08] C^3 same water
[00:08] C^3 lol
[00:08] jlu man
[00:09] jlu i think we have 409
[00:09] jlu let me go inspect downstairs toilet
[00:09] jlu actually
[00:09] jlu sccrew that
[00:09] jlu just doing our toilet
[00:09] C^3 409 would be quite sensitive to your body parts
[00:09] C^3 ahha
[00:10] jlu but there's a picture of a bathroom on it
[00:10] jlu ahah
[00:10] C^3 ahha
[00:10] jlu it just doesnt make sense to use cleaner on the seat top
[00:10] TomEboy wit cleaning now
[00:10] jlu then just wipe it down
[00:10] TomEboy at 12
[00:10] TomEboy hahaha
[00:10] jlu TomEboy: ehh let it rest up overnight
[00:11] dailo_wai IT ISN'T BRAIN SURGERY
[00:11] dailo_wai JUST CLEAN IT
[00:11] C^3 jlu: at least it smells beter than 409
[00:11] jlu i mean anyhting
[00:11] jlu 409 duck bleach etc
[00:11] jlu ok lemme see what else we have
[00:14] jlu i do not understand
[00:15] jlu this stuff says skin irritant
[00:16] jlu ok
[00:16] jlu here goes nothing
[00:17] dailo_wai how does he make cleaning a toilet sound so hard
[00:48] jlu i cant believe that took 30 mins
[00:50] jlu that was all kevin's fault

StrikeoutK (12:00:04 AM): are you here
xSilvebackx (1:08:04 AM): yes i am
StrikeoutK (1:09:55 AM): i was gonna ask you how to clean a toilet
StrikeoutK (1:09:56 AM): but i did it already
xSilverbackx (1:10:33 AM): uh
xSilverbackx (1:10:36 AM): gg
StrikeoutK (1:15:51 AM): so
StrikeoutK (1:15:55 AM): haah
StrikeoutK (1:16:09 AM): do you have to clean toilets too
xSilverbackx (1:16:15 AM): nope

Thanks to everyone we helped and explained how to clean a toilet.