i knew i had you, as cocky as it sounds

Okay I woke up at freaking 8:15 AM to get ready for school at 9:30. I make laps around the parking lot and see Tom pulling into a spot. "Lucky mofo", I'm thinking to myself when booya, a car in front of me starts to back out. Yesss. Made it to class on time, but was forced to sit on the side anyways. There was like 57 people in my chemistry class. So the instructor's some doctor who demanded that she be treated with the same respect we would give university instructors like "at Berkeley." I'm sorry, I don't understand that. What does she mean? Don't talk when she's talking and show respect at all times? Uhm, if that's the case, shouldn't that be a given? What is the "at a university" part supposed to mean if it all comes down to common courtesy. What makes her think that I'd give a professor at a university any more respect than I would give her? By saying that she's just degrading her own situation. I would never treat a teacher at a school with a name more respect just because of where they teach. They've put in some effort to be there, and so would every other student. Respect for authority figures should be a given, regardless. "At Berkeley." Pfft. They're not hippies, they're artistically cultured. Davis isn't boring, there just isn't anything out there. LA isn't superficial, it's just in LA, that's all. LPC doesn't suck, it justs... nvm. But I digress. As a friend at NYU likes to say: "Go Bruins."

So I walk into biology class with a pretty girl, thinking gg to myself. As the instructor finishes taking attendance she starts asking who wants to add-in and when too many people raise their hands, priority numbers start floating around. Apparently the pretty girl didn't have a priority number, so she just left. Class got that much more boring after that. Turns out I have a field trip sometime next month to the Año Nuevo wildlife preserve to check out some sea lions or something. Sounds pretty awesome. On the way out the teacher asked us to write our names and something unique about us on the card that she will read on Friday. After thinking for a while, I wrote that I eat salad and spaghetti with chopsticks at home, haha. Oh well. After class I ran into Allen Chai.

CS is CS, in the sense that it's boring. Bought books before heading out to eat. Yes, the line wrapped around across the room, but it only took maybe thirty minutes to get in and out of the bookstore. Man. I've spent over 400 dollars on bookx this semester, like twice my tuition. Crazy stuff. Went to eat at Quizno's. I was in the mood for salad for some reason (probably from the bio episode). So I got a honey mustard chicken salad. Good stuff.

Eventually Calculus came around. He talked about series and sequences, which I've seen before so it wans't that bad. Then he started reviewing functions, and I had no idea about half the stuff he was talking about. Then the guy started saying how 0/0 can equal any number. Wth. Shoot. We did introductions in class, going around the whole room. When my turn came, I stood up, said my name, that I'm a biological science major, and that I didn't like math and I'm only there because I have to be. All true. That class sounds so freaking hard. I'm beginning to feel screwed already, and we haven't even started learning yet. Yikes! Sometime during class I fell asleep.

So I'm watching American Idol and the Bachelorette earlier, and I have to say the former is pretty funny with all the bad people singing. It's like, all the people who can't sing choose difficult songs that require falsetto and stuff. Haha. Man, in the Bachelorette, the guy takes Trista up on the Good Year blim. Man. Helluv unfair. Not everyman has a blimp he can use to take his girlfriend up on the bed of clouds to look at the sunset. Weaksauce. That hacker. Hacker. You know what? I want a blimp now.

Uhh, 8:00 AM lab. I'll be waking up close to when I did during my high school years. Major suckness.

Pics from January (including sub project) are up.
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[22:29] damn, am i gonna get that for pokin a hole in the rubber
ShrimpSiumai (11:14:24 PM): you can shoot like a machine gun
[23:43] apparently you don't pull on it, you twist