Pretty funny dialogues:

1: "Her boyfriend is hella ugly."
2: "Yes."
3: "Seriously man."
4: Yeah, he is.
2: "What a shame."
5: "He's pretty nice, though."
2: "What the hell. Nobody said he was an ass."
Jeezus. *smacks forehead in disgust*

[22:15] 1: i'm just waiting for her to turn 18
[22:15] 1: my daughter that is
[22:15] 1: then i'm gonna have a fat pool party for her
[22:15] 2: wow you'll be like 50
[22:15] 1: and invite all her hot busomed friends
[22:15] 3: LOL with 50
[22:15] 3: hahahah
[22:16] 1: bikini jammie jam
[22:16] 2: what about your wife
[22:16] 1: she'll be 21
[22:16] 1: probably her babysitter or something
Nice.

[21:59] i predict another jailbait controversy being emminent

[01:39] 30 minutes after dinner...i had the most major bathroom issue in the world
[01:40] almost had a disaster
[01:40] i almost didn't make it to albertson's
Go ahead and make a guess.