all night i lie awake, cuz it's too much to take

There was this pretty old guy (like around my age) who was riding up and down my street all morning/afternoon on a piece of crap with four wheels powered by a lawnmower engine. Annoying as hell.

Went swimming today. Did quite a few laps, sat in the spa, and ejoyed the scenery. In the evening we were supposed to go see American Wedding, but things fell through when 1) the movie was going to cost money, and 2) people balked when the opportunity to go to a free showing was brought up. The rest of us have to see that movie sometime.

Nighttime rolled around, so I decided to watch How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Of course it's hard to not like a romantic comedy, but this movie kind of scared me. The first 2/3 of the movie had me thinking "oh hell no" everytime the chick would do something. Clingyness, being naggy, calling and leaving 17 messages, coming over unexpectedly on guy's night out, naming a guy's package "Princess Sophia", the love fern plant. Scary. The ultimate suck must have been asking the guy to buy a soda with one minute left in the game. That is absolutely ridiculous. If you (chicks) are with a guy at a NBA final's game, with one minute left to go, and would make him go buy you a soda, please never talk to me again. Thanks. Oh and Kate Hudson is so not hot. Cute at best. Also, as someone said, "she has an asian body." Oh.

I have removed the emotional incidents poem as well as the girlfriend application because I deemed them both retarded.