LET THIS BE A LESSON

[00:01] chester: my sis's friend's friend's frien went to olive garden
[00:02] chester: and while she was there, she asked the waiter to reheat her food twice
[00:02] chester: and when he brought it back the 3'rd time, she tasted some odd taste
[00:02] chester: but she still ate it
[00:02] chester: 2 weeks later, she got rash all over her mouth
[00:02] will: uh
[00:02] jerry: HAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:02] chester: then she took the doggy bag to the doctor to inspect it at the lab
[00:03] will: with having the doggy bag 2 weeks later still
[00:03] chester: and they found 8 sets of jizz
[00:03] jerry: 8 SETS
[00:03] will: with 8
[00:03] jerry: HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAAHHAHHAHA
[00:03] will: haha
[00:03] me: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:03] chester: nasty man
[00:03] chester: hAHHA
[00:03] chester: well
[00:03] chester: she got std'ed
[00:03] chester: lol
[00:03] jerry:it couldn't be THAT cold
[00:03] jerry: uh
[00:03] chester: the doctor asked her "have you had any sexual encounters?"
[00:03] chester: hah
[00:03] jerry: that just means she's newb
[00:03] jerry: oh
[00:04] chester: a team
[00:04] chester: duh
[00:04] jerry: couldn't taste it out of the pasta
[00:04] chester: prob thought it was the primo sauce
[00:04] jerry: now
[00:04] will: uh
[00:04] jerry: THEY SHOULD ALL KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
[00:04] chester: not when all 8 kinds are combined
[00:05] jerry: uh
[00:05] jerry: hahaaahahaha
[00:05] chester: haha
[00:05] jerry: it should be even more obvious
[00:05] chester: then it might taste like mango
[00:05] jerry: dude 8 ppl
[00:05] jerry: that should be like a cup
[00:05] will: that's like all the waiters and the cooks
[00:05] chester: 8 * 3tsp?
[00:05] jerry: well maybe not a cup
[00:05] jerry: maybe half a cup

With that much I would think even the most virgin of women would suspect that something is amiss. Time to perhaps expand one's protein intake then?

Note to self: never ask food servers to reheat food.