[23:52] when you see 16, surrender
[23:52] when you get soft 17, hit it

[23:52] i've done some recon
A man who knows what he's doing.

[00:00] i have a huge dog for her
[00:01] yes i mean dog, not dong hahah

ShrimpSiumai (12:46:29 AM): stop sending pics to guys

[23:55] she's average looking according to her blog

(12:36:40 AM): you know how helium expands as temperture goes up
StrikeoutK (12:36:42 AM): yeah
StrikeoutK (12:36:47 AM): or gas in general, but ok
(12:36:46 AM): so balloons got bigger

(12:41:22 AM): you dont know girls well enough then
-(12:41:30 AM): psh
-(12:41:37 AM): i know them like the back of my hand i'd use to slap them with

ShrimpSiumai (12:42:35 AM): i mean when i was standing in line
ShrimpSiumai (12:42:40 AM): i looked around and some girl smiled at me
ShrimpSiumai (12:42:42 AM): OWNED
StrikeoutK (12:42:45 AM): psh
StrikeoutK (12:42:50 AM): i get that every day
ShrimpSiumai (12:42:59 AM): LOL they're smilin at someone behind you foo
ShrimpSiumai (12:43:00 AM): wake up
ShrimpSiumai (12:43:19 AM): if thats the case, then you grin and they run away like d2 kids
StrikeoutK (12:43:20 AM): maybe she was just looking at your... 15 dolla watermleon

StrikeoutK (12:43:50 AM): big ones aren't tasty

[00:53] eric: i dont know man, in general white girls dont really seem to go for the asian dudes
Damn you.