Sure Why Not?

22:09] i don't see how more than 75% the world still are on 56k
[22:10] cuz more than 50% of the world are girls
[22:10] simple solution

[22:51] doug: us white people get the shaft

[23:53] i'd prefer a nice thong tho

From lunch the other day:

me: she saw you first, but then saw me and moved on

chester: do you have to check everyone out?
me: well, yeah. everyone checks me out.

chester: girls be checkin you out just to remind themselves how great their bf is... and there are ugly people (the bf) in this world
Damn straight.

chester: her hair didn't smell nice
me: but she was blessed

[22:39] me: damn
[22:39] me: i was good
[22:40] jerry you p.i.m.p
[22:40] me: please
[22:40] me: used to be
[22:40] me: i gave that up years ago

[01:15] me: one day, instead of girls just checking me out
[01:15] me: they'll start approaching

[01:21] meditate and pretend she's singing just to you