wish that i could get the nerve and walk right up to you and ask you baby for your name

I have nothing to report besides the fact that I set a new record low for a test score. It was pretty ugly. No, I didn't get a goose egg but it was muy feo. Anyways I'll get the numbers later, but the same amount of people got F's as A's. GG FOO.

After getting home, watched a lot of tv and sports. Both bay area teams won, but the stupid NY Giants lost their game against the Cowboys. Everyone lost money on that game. Well, except Chester who has no idea wth he's doing.

Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years your job still sucks.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

[20:37] ... I prefer having sex w/ young boys...
WTF.

ShrimpSiumai (12:33:11 AM): a walk to remember
StrikeoutK (12:33:19 AM): ding ding ding!

[17:34] a stripper once told me to wear khaki pants instead of jeans because it is smoother on them
[17:34] i felt like a newb
OMG you're kidding, right?

Choios (11:27:07 PM): actually i just wanted to see ur buddy icon
Choios (11:27:20 PM): i thought he was rolling dice at first... but he wasn't
Hahahaha.