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[11:52] maybe she will bust out some jessica simpson D's
-[11:52] s/he's white?
[11:53] no
[11:53] chinkness
[11:53] gl with that one i guess
-[11:54] probably (insert asian girl here) A's
StrikeoutK (12:02:38 AM): yeah that was some good eyes
StrikeoutK (12:02:43 AM): cuz i was hiding behind the pole
(12:07:20 AM): Mr. mariner, I have concluded. The beauty essence of Team A's eyes can't hang in the majors....
(12:07:44 AM): I've been conducting that research for a semester now
(12:08:09 AM): and my data has shown a clear cut conclusion with a 0.05% marginal error
StrikeoutK (12:08:38 AM): thats a pretty impossible margin of error to achieve
StrikeoutK (12:08:51 AM): with the sample size you worked with
[01:21] i mean some girls have that one game on their face, what's it called?
-[01:21] i think it's called sperm
[01:23] i have failed, she said she doesnt want to cheat on her current boyfriend
What does that have to do with you again?
[01:26] you asked my advice about older women
[01:26] but not about taken women?
[01:26] wtf
[01:26] taken women is all i know
<G>
[01:27] let me bestow some advice that my father passed down to me
[01:27] "when in doubt...
[01:27] whip it out"
[01:29] try dipping your dipstick in her oil tank
[01:29] not a full poke
[01:29] just the fingers
[01:29] see how much of a leak she's got going on downstairs
[01:30] if you've already gotten her to consider this much
-[01:30] its a good thing...because...if the chick cheats on him then there is a good chance she will cheat on you...imo...if you are looking for a serious thing outside of a piece of ass
[01:30] you truly believe she "feels bad" for her bf?
[01:31] now is your time of victory
[01:31] or pansiness
-[01:31] if it is just a piece of ass... well... go back to what my father said
[01:40] yeah, the time for being a nice guy went out the window when you decided to go after a taken girl
All hail.
(10:43:25 PM): are you ready for me?
StrikeoutK (10:43:35 PM): i am ready
StrikeoutK (10:43:47 PM): i was born ready
Girl:
(10:49:42 PM): well my services dont come cheap
[01:29] me: how were the chicas
[01:29] just got back
[01:29] hella dope
[01:29] met a new white one with a massive rack
[01:29] and a small brain :P
Hahahaha, gg.
ShrimpSiumai (2:36:10 AM): we never saw those girls at the pool again
ShrimpSiumai (2:36:12 AM): after that one time
ShrimpSiumai (2:36:14 AM): remember by the spa
ShrimpSiumai (2:36:20 AM): they asked for your name
StrikeoutK (2:36:29 AM): i do not remember such an incident
ShrimpSiumai (2:36:44 AM): maybe you were absent
StrikeoutK (2:36:57 AM): then it wasn't my fault!
With me missing out on the one time that happens...
(11:29:33 PM): personally it makes me want to smack her a few times and welcome her to the real world
-(11:30:03 PM): or lock her up in a sound proof room and just loook at her
(11:30:54 PM): she's damn lucky she's got the look
ShrimpSiumai (12:05:00 AM): how about this
ShrimpSiumai (12:05:02 AM): i'll pick a fight
ShrimpSiumai (12:05:09 AM): and distract the bf
ShrimpSiumai (12:05:12 AM): then you homewreck
Works for me!
(11:43:52 PM): HAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHA
(11:43:59 PM): THE CHURCH DID IT AGAIN
(11:44:11 PM): AND DICKED US
(11:44:41 PM): again
(11:44:50 PM): mankind falls victim to the church
(11:44:52 PM): bwahhaaaaahahaha
What is this, at least the fourth time now? Garbage.
(2:32:07 PM): she seems like a stuck up bitch
-(2:32:18 PM): shes pretty opinionated
(2:32:25 PM): = bitch
(2:32:26 PM): hahhaa
(2:32:31 PM): women should be submissive
StrikeoutK (2:31:03 PM): she confuses me
StrikeoutK (2:31:18 PM): with her multiple angles and looks
(2:39:11 PM): let me put it this way
(2:39:17 PM): she's damn lucky she's hot most of the time
(2:39:23 PM): or else any guy would be crazy to date her
-(2:39:28 PM): hahaha
-(2:39:32 PM): i concur
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