DJ Spin That Shit
Lines from the last week or so:
(3:04:55 AM): i'm guessing she didn't comment on mine cause it was typical :-(
=((
DasButh228 (11:21:13 PM): looks like she wrappped herself in toilet paper
DasButh228 (11:25:28 PM): like she even remembers who you are
StrikeoutK (11:26:02 PM): well if she does, it would be a testament to my charming personality
DasButh228 (11:26:17 PM): not to mention overly arrogant
DasButh228 (11:27:34 PM): dont start any stalkage
StrikeoutK (11:27:50 PM): i quit from that line of activity
(12:34:31 AM): we're gonan go watch chasing liberty rite?
StrikeoutK (12:37:37 AM): only if we can sit without the divider
(2:22:54 AM): no such thang as a quiet vibrator
-(2:23:00 AM): well
-(2:23:04 AM): there's loud
-(2:23:04 AM): and theres LOUD
(2:23:04 AM): and if i cum that aint gonna be quiet either
(2:23:05 AM): haha
(3:18:40 AM): cuz i was lookin at her pics and all her friends are damn fugly
StrikeoutK (3:19:39 AM): "there are no mistakes in life, just experiences"
ShrimpSiumai (3:22:19 AM): that's one of the 2 most useful things that you need to know about psych
ShrimpSiumai (3:22:21 AM): penis envy and that
Number one (I think) being hot chicks [only] hang out with [other hot] chicks.
(3:50:50 AM): like if you see a underwear drawer full of granny panties and a cups
(3:50:53 AM): all signs point to a team
(3:51:06 AM): am i correct
-(3:51:42 AM): yup
(3:51:46 AM): thank you
StrikeoutK (3:52:48 AM): hot chicks are no fair
StrikeoutK (3:53:07 AM): they'll pwn me for the next 3 years
ShrimpSiumai (3:53:22 AM): any chicks own you
[21:20] i have 46 gigs of porn at my fingertips. THANKS BIT TORRENT!
-[21:21] now there... i think you may need another hobby
-[21:21] perhaps you should find a girlfriend
[21:21] i play counterstrike too
-[21:21] do you go to berkeley?
[21:22] ever heard of the academic juggernaut..... NEW YORK UNIVERSITY?
-[21:22] well, for a little bit you sounded like some EECS people i know at berkeley
[21:22] oh shit that's so rude
_[21:22] porno watching, cs playing freaks?
[21:22] you have shamed me
Haha not from the watching porn, playing cs, and no gf, but from the suggestion of attending UCB. Nice one.
[00:30] taking off a bra requires 1 second at most
[00:33] i bet with enough practice i can do 20+ with my toes in under a minute
[00:33] me: what is your motion
[00:34] motion? damn, make them take off their own bra. i'm busy getting comfy lying back in bed :P
Hehehe.
[22:40] fat chix are like mopeds.....they are fun to ride till ur friendz find out
A line from
The O.C.
You blew it buddy, almost as bad as I did, but you know what? We're both single now, it's a new year; I think we should join Friendster.
