"you're not a breast or an ass man, you're a personality man" -about me
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Thursday, January 22, 2004
It's All In The Words
[01:17] dude, my econ teacher is hott
-[01:17] you know what that means
-[01:17] (the 4040)
[01:17] shes got a very very very nice rack
[01:17] 36C, perfect
[01:18] nice tight body
[01:19] i have that class at 7am
-[01:19] if she's hot at 7am, imagine how she'd look if you were actually awake
[01:19] her face is eh...
[01:19] not as wonderful
-[01:19] who said anything about a face
DasButh228 (1:32:39 AM): get a tuna fish and name it jessica simpson
(1:34:03 AM): see a dildo..
(1:34:07 AM): it's not just a product
(1:34:12 AM): u cant just buy the first one u see
(1:34:17 AM): it's like a bf
StrikeoutK (1:34:26 AM): i suppose so
(1:34:27 AM): you have to wait til u find the perfect one
(1:34:29 AM): who fits ur needs
StrikeoutK (1:34:30 AM): you should just get a sybian
(1:34:31 AM): and desires
ShrimpSiumai (2:07:12 AM): i can't believe i'm gettin owned by a piece of fuckin woman tool
ShrimpSiumai (2:11:27 AM): but i know what my wife has to know to do now
ShrimpSiumai (2:11:30 AM): i can cook
StrikeoutK (2:11:49 AM): well if you're marrying jessica simpson, everything is fair game
(2:14:45 AM): i'm great with the hand job
(3:15:21 PM): jump on it, then fuck it til it drops
[20:09] and then she bent over right in front of me and i saw the triangle peekin' out from her jeans
[20:09] i had to use all my self-control to look away
-[20:11] you were suppose to take a picture
-[20:11] with the flash and everything
[20:11] i had to use my mental flash this time
ShrimpSiumai (4:00:55 AM): i repeat, it will not highten your chance of not buyin me my segway
StrikeoutK (4:01:00 AM): hahahahahaha
StrikeoutK (4:01:03 AM): you will not get my segway
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:10 AM): 3 years
StrikeoutK (4:01:16 AM): i will let you roll around mine though when i come by for victory lap
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:17 AM): i started saying "5 years left"
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:21 AM): then "4 years left"
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:24 AM): now "3 years left"
StrikeoutK (4:01:26 AM): bwahhahaha
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:28 AM): nude pic too
StrikeoutK (4:01:30 AM): that is true
[16:48] the employees at arden fair are quite hot
-[16:48] HEHE
[16:48] the ones in express men were smokin
[16:48] especially this one blonde
[16:49] she looked like a stripper
[16:49] maybe ***** will be around one of the days this weekend
-[16:49] ;PPPPPPP
-[16:49] then i can see the rack in person
[16:50] it's cold up here btw?
[16:50] she's always wearing a sweater
Boo.
[17:52] haha i was looking at this pic on my monitor and i thought i saw a see-thru top nerple
[17:52] then i just realized my screen was just dirty
[17:52] what a letdown
[01:05] you got bored of her...cuz she's 19 now
-[01:07] she's over the hill
[01:57] i see her face with my mind's eye
[22:23] "Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage"
[22:23] Why?
[22:23] Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
[18:38] she was wearing a nike jacket last night i think
-[18:39] how do you know?
--[18:39] cuz the jacket is still on his floor stupid
[18:40] does she have a tatoo
[18:40] lower back?
-[18:40] hmm
-[18:40] usually she's on her back...
-[18:40] j/k i'll ask
--[18:41] she has one on her lower back in the shape of a beer coaster
--[18:41] very considerate of her
ShrimpSiumai (12:20:07 AM): she's what a girl should be
StrikeoutK (12:20:16 AM): dumb?
StrikeoutK (12:20:18 AM): helpless?
StrikeoutK (12:20:22 AM): dependent?
[03:39] ironing clothes is like the shittiest thing in the world
[03:39] i swear if there was a dry cleaners closer than the one downstairs i would ebay this goddamn iron in no time
-[03:39] steam up the bathroom
-[03:39] put the clothes in there
-[03:39] let the steam soak in
-[03:39] then shake it out
[03:40] only the bedroom gets that steamy here
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