Women's Sports
Because I am a fan of female sports.
Are you ready for some football?
The Top 10 things overheard in the locker room at the Lingerie Bowl:
10. "Remember, we're wearing the alternate dark bras today with the throw-back panties."
9. "Coach wants to see you in his office. And bring your catalogue."
8. "Damn, I hate playing in Green Bay in December."
7. "Coach, I CAN'T wear Victoria's Secret! I have an exclusive endorsement deal with La Perla!"
6. "How many times do I have to tell you? Laces out! Laces out!"
5. "That other team is nothing but a bunch of pantywaists!"
4. "Hey, great bra! Is that the new Air Chastain or the Wonder Hamm?"
3. "Call me old-school, but that girl couldn't carry Heidi Klum's G-string!"
2. "New Orleans oughtto have a great Lingerie team -- half their players are men."
1. "Those girls on the other team pull their fishnet stockings on one leg at a time, the same as us!"
BTW, if anyone has a copy (tape, capture, or a link) of the lingerie bowl, please tell me about it asap.
FIFA President Suggests Women Soccer Players Wear Tighter Shorts
FIFA president Sepp Blatter caused a minor uproar last week when he said women soccer players should start wearing "tighter shorts" to generate more interest in their sport.
I agree that hey, women's soccer in America isn't going anywhere and something has to be done to rejuvenate the sport. I also do agree to some degree that sex sells (women's) sports. It's just a fact. Let me also state for the record that there has to be
a reason why myself, and other men tune in and watch women's world cup soccer, college softball (Jennie Finch?), volleyball games (Logan Tom, Misty May, Kerri Walsh, Holly McPeak?), and golf (up and coming
Anna Rawson?). That is all. Thanks.
posted by
jer at 11:31 PM