I am one lazy mofo. Just read the quotes.
[19:01] hp: if a girl's cute, it makes up for everything
[19:02] hp: she has nice hair
[19:03] me: you like those bangs??
[19:03] hp: well
[19:03] hp: seeing how it's duff'ish
[19:04] me: ahh
[19:04] hp: plus her hair is very healthy looking
Mizouse84 (10:03:39 PM): i guess im not as white washed as you are
[01:40] i'm gonna touch her face if i ever meet her
[01:40] then i'll lick her eyebrow for good measure
(2:30:19 AM): what is missionary style again?
StrikeoutK (2:30:22 AM): wth
StrikeoutK (2:30:25 AM): that's the default
P8percut23 (1:12:30 AM): take some pics
P8percut23 (1:12:36 AM): and
P8percut23 (1:12:38 AM): some asians for me
StrikeoutK (1:12:54 AM): god damn
[13:56] what's there to do at the age of 20?
-[13:56] :O
-[13:56] bang 18 y/o's
[13:57] pansy turns 20 in 4 days and he hasn't banged anything, help him out
--[13:58] find a wall, proceed to bang your head against it
[13:58] lol
-[13:58] by 'wall' he means asian chick chest
=((
ShrimpSiumai (12:20:08 AM): wtf
ShrimpSiumai (12:20:13 AM): those are fuckin plateaus man
StrikeoutK (12:20:37 AM): twis
ShrimpSiumai (12:21:09 AM): she must've dyed her hair blond cuz those ain't from the blond family
[00:28] http://community.webshots.com/
[00:28] girls need to fall asleep like that more often
[23:51] i didn't realize how small a-cups were
[23:51] until some lady was buying them and i was scanning the a-cup bras
[23:51] it's like nothing
-[23:51] dude, with a-cups, you might as well just buy 2 bandaids to hide the nerple
StrikeoutK (1:28:02 AM): i think blondie is prettier than your gf
Wai108 (1:28:35 AM): i don't
[00:21] me: but then i'd be in jail before you :|
-[00:21] i'll send you a nail file
-[00:22] and an 'exit-only' sign
-[02:40] actually
-[02:40] i think you can pull it off
[02:41] thanks
Thanks!!!
[23:06] let's see some a-cups
-[23:06] a-cups are better than no cups
[23:06] me: AIYAH
[23:06] true
[23:07] i'm sure you've seen the AA action
[23:07] now THAT is a travesty. it's concave action
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[13:35] holy crap
[13:35] i saw a 2x sosage sized woman in the hallway
[13:35] she was like 6.5 500lbs
[13:35] i wasn't sure if there was room in the hallway for both of us
[13:35] to pass by
[13:35] i was scared for my life
Glad you made it!
[03:15] usually when my right hand is going up and down, my left hand is on the mouse
[03:29] i have to use the finger at night
[03:29] otherwise my neighbor might hear me through the wall :P
[00:49] ahaha she has an awesome body that's for sure
[00:49] but a butterface
corinnyo (12:57:41 AM): and ur not even a teen
StrikeoutK (12:57:58 AM): you know i never thought about it lilke that
StrikeoutK (12:58:08 AM): fuck i have to grow up and take responsibility now
P8percut23 (1:01:25 AM): its your bday today?
StrikeoutK (1:01:31 AM): correct
P8percut23 (1:01:39 AM): how come i didnt know
StrikeoutK (1:01:51 AM): i don't know
StrikeoutK (1:02:01 AM): cuz it's been a year since the last one
[01:01] happy bday
[01:01] get laid
It sounds simple enough...
(1:07:19 AM): My new years resolution was to stop smoking
[01:33] he must be a fan of dolphin foreheads like me
TomEboy04 (5:07:00 PM): old ass foo
StrikeoutK (5:07:10 PM): twis
TomEboy04 (5:07:13 PM): old...yet, so young in the mind
[03:13] me: im sure the ladies love that view
[03:16] they only look down
[03:16] HAHA j/k
[04:43] she got drunk
[04:43] and started gettting hella wild
-[04:43] WOW
-[04:47] wish i could see vicariously through your eyes :P
[04:48] heeh ill tell you about it tomorrow
[04:48] gonna pass out
Nice one!
DasButh228 (10:34:51 PM): damn that ring on her finger
[01:07] were you deflowered for your birthday? Or are you still saving for marriage?
[01:07] me: stfu
[01:57] too many friends of friends tho, no good
[01:57] need fresher chicks!
-[01:57] that's why i only have enemies
[02:06] yeah...girls touch/bump me and I am like "shit...I have to do more push ups/sit ups"
[02:41] yeah. tell her she don't need to eat no salad!
[02:41] i like her plump rump
(10:48:07 PM): i'm computer illiterate hehehe cause it's a girl thing hahaha
Only most of the time ;p
[19:53] u can rest ur beer on her back
[01:32] masturbate with both hands
-[01:32] I've tried it once
