Say What?

From the last ~3 weeks or so. There are a lot.

DasButh228 (8:15:33 PM): i've been telling you guys that the school girl is the best look

P8percut23 (9:04:19 PM): he can get more girls than you
StrikeoutK (9:04:25 PM): no shit
StrikeoutK (9:04:29 PM): look how popular he is
StrikeoutK (9:04:33 PM): i can't compete with that

[02:21] she needs a little plastic surgery on her kneecaps tho

StrikeoutK (2:27:59 AM): your gf has ugly knees
DasButh228 (2:29:05 AM): thats prolly cause those knees are worn out =)

[02:45] me: like i've been told for 8 years, somethings just weren't meant to be
[02:45] 8 years haha
[02:45] who were you jocking at 12

StrikeoutK (1:52:17 AM): some thing's i'll never understand about people
StrikeoutK (1:58:15 AM): you cannot help those who refute it

StrikeoutK (2:05:56 AM): ahh she was in her car
Wai108 (2:06:05 AM): did you jump in front of it

(2:41:50 AM): looks like a black dude that never got accepted by his fellow african american peers

(8:14:52 PM): is that her ex bf next to her?
StrikeoutK (8:14:59 PM): yeah
(8:15:22 PM): weak
(8:15:32 PM): i like the ones that never had a bf
StrikeoutK (8:15:59 PM): you mean, ie, you like virgins
(8:16:08 PM): depends
(8:16:38 PM): shoot, wth am i talking about, i dont fucking care
(8:16:42 PM): as long as she is hot

[01:12] i lost about 10 iq points watching that
-[01:13] now you only have 3 left =|

ShrimpSiumai (12:45:06 AM): do you think she's pretty
StrikeoutK (12:45:19 AM): no
StrikeoutK (12:45:20 AM): and no

StrikeoutK (1:44:50 AM): she's the only party tested, broken in girl on that list

DasButh228 (8:11:02 PM): oh no not her
DasButh228 (8:11:05 PM): some other one
DasButh228 (8:11:08 PM): that was hotter

(11:00:49 PM): what a vaginer

(12:43:38 AM): especially if he is a fob
(12:43:54 AM): i'd make him want to go back to mainland

(1:41:51 AM): if i was black, i would be pissed at mexicans

[20:09] i wish i was a hot chick
[20:12] i'd just be posting tons of sexy pics
[20:13] and making out with other hot chicks... while taking pics

ShrimpSiumai (12:41:42 AM): best not be fights (jlu hittin on someone's gf)
ShrimpSiumai (12:42:01 AM): (escorting to bathroom)
StrikeoutK (12:42:21 AM): i cannot guarantee that won't happen
ShrimpSiumai (12:43:13 AM): i'll make sure it WILL happen

DasButh228 (12:45:20 AM): are you going to molest girls like in SJ?
StrikeoutK (12:45:41 AM): i cannot guarantee that won't happen

Wai108 (7:34:55 PM): i guess ppl do read your blog
Damn right they do.

StrikeoutK (7:37:15 PM): its kinda whack though if they think its for real
StrikeoutK (7:37:21 PM): cuz like, i dont think i'd normally say that to you =\
StrikeoutK (7:37:25 PM): if you really did have a gf and i thought someone else was better looking
Wai108 (7:37:39 PM): i wouldn't be suprised
Ahahaha... perhaps.

StrikeoutK (9:36:10 PM): just think
StrikeoutK (9:36:15 PM): i guess if she was better loooking
StrikeoutK (9:36:20 PM): we wouldn't be having this conversation
DasButh228 (9:36:45 PM): hopefully business would have been handled if that was the case

DasButh228 (9:38:02 PM): you would have done things differently?
StrikeoutK (9:38:19 PM): well i'm an asshole
StrikeoutK (9:38:35 PM): so i probably wouldn't have done anything until she brought it up
StrikeoutK (9:38:38 PM): then i woulda just denied her

[02:33] my 29 year old was still a virgin, she thought she was gonna marry me, that's how i got to deflower the bitch
[02:34] i fooled her well
[02:34] she truly believed that i was the one

[02:34] youngest... lets see... gotta think for a sec
[02:35] she was 16
[02:36] i punched it in her too
[02:36] she was like do it slow
[02:36] i was like wham
[02:36] lol
[02:36] she bled =(

A chick's advise:

(9:21:10 PM): yea when u do it, be sure to massage their crotch area in a circular motion
(9:21:15 PM): as oppsed to pouncing it

[01:34] it's like watchnig asian fob porn
[01:34] it's nasty

(1:43:42 AM): he hit it that night?
StrikeoutK (1:44:02 AM): HAHAHAHA
StrikeoutK (1:44:06 AM): aint no one hit anything buddy
(1:44:13 AM): that's right
(1:44:19 AM): a bunch of asians
(1:44:56 AM): raised all strict and crap
(1:45:04 AM): at least the girls are

StrikeoutK (10:39:26 PM): i like how they were all asian
-(10:40:47 PM): one and only time all those nerds can get outta school

ShrimpSiumai (10:45:18 PM): i guess books weigh more than boobs after all

[01:37] her cake face is quite nasty btw
[01:37] paper bag required

[01:38] i'm getting low back pain looking at her pictures
[01:38] she has enough mammary tissue for 5-10 medium sized asian women
[01:39] and that's not counting her right tit

(12:50:10 AM): a team = asian?

[01:40] oh man, her bf
-[01:40] giving hope to men all over the world
[01:40] my sentiments exactly

[01:42] he must've snagged her during hs when she was still an ugly duckling or something

[19:05] she's kinda short... it's too hard to see her unless i'm in the first 10 rows :P
[19:05] me: i guess the old age eyes doesn't help much does it
[19:05] yea seriously
[19:05] some girl might bump me and knock out my glass eye

[19:21] why was helen keller a bad driver?
[19:23] because she was a woman

[00:53] the diameter of the noobar is <<< the diameter of her chest wall/lats

(12:52:18 AM): i saw that foo with a girl like 1 1/2 months ago
(12:52:30 AM): b/f and g/f
StrikeoutK (12:52:34 AM): psh
StrikeoutK (12:52:40 AM): i aint see rings on anyone's finger

[00:54] more women need to understand the virtues of a pushup bra even while wearing covering clothing
[00:54] pssst -- we're still looking at your tits!
-[00:54] that's right
-[00:54] if i ran for a political office, that would be one of my propsition issues
-[00:54] Measure DD
[00:54] proposition 69
-[00:54] Prop 363436
[00:55] prop 36C

[00:57] i knew a 34A
[00:57] no fun

[01:04] i've never seen a cabbage patch
-[01:04] i'll bet you haven't
-[01:04] my cell phone message says you diddled one though

[02:09] shes making out with a dude
-[02:10] that pedophile

(2:13:21 AM): she's like 10
(2:13:40 AM): 10 years ahead of the a team already

StrikeoutK (11:33:05 PM): tell me someone got pics
SSJ American (11:34:17 PM): no my white half forgot the camera
SSJ American (11:34:22 PM): my asian half was hella mad

[01:00] it's like
[01:00] how can i explain it
[01:01] an asian girl's chest?
[01:01] not really noticeable, just a little bump

(1:29:11 AM): you prob know more than me on this
StrikeoutK (1:29:25 AM): i can't guarantee that will happen
(1:29:30 AM): do most a-team actually have A cups or B cups
(1:29:40 AM): you look at them more than me

[15:05] she needs more makeup in those pics

[17:10] ken should introduce her to the new water-bras at vs
-[17:10] haha
-[17:10] we probbaly ran outta all the a-cups

[02:56] i hooked up with a cute white girl there
[02:56] hey wait, i mean, i talked to one
[02:56] me: nice!!!
[02:56] you asshole!

[04:03] see, i either got to go 7 years up... or 7 years down, to get someone i don't have too many connections with these days heh

[04:06] ken: this one bitch i was dancing with got down helllla low
[04:06] ken: and it was killing my thighs
[04:06] ken: i was about to fall over
[04:06] ken: i need to work out my legs or something
That's weak!!!

(3:01:39 PM): i don't think she look that good
(3:01:44 PM): not like my type
StrikeoutK (3:01:48 PM): just hit that up
(3:01:51 PM): maybe
(3:01:56 PM): i'll just let her give me head
(3:02:01 PM): and go to some parties with her
(3:02:13 PM): so i can meeet her friends
StrikeoutK (3:02:14 PM): gg
StrikeoutK (3:02:20 PM): lolololz

[04:03] and she was like
[04:03] "you should hit me up sometime"

[15:57] she's good at this game called Zipper

StrikeoutK (8:15:49 PM): i may hit on your friends
CrazyTI3 (8:15:54 PM): uhhh
CrazyTI3 (8:15:57 PM): be careful
CrazyTI3 (8:16:02 PM): they're smart
StrikeoutK (8:16:08 PM): that doesn't bother me

[23:01] I was doing it too fast...got a burn

DasButh228 (12:42:47 AM): cause when they're sober
(12:42:48 AM): we'll just have to settle on white chicks
DasButh228 (12:42:58 AM): they wont be touching any guy whatsoever
DasButh228 (12:43:06 AM): thats fine

[17:58] that's as ideal as a rack gets

StrikeoutK (12:19:40 AM): how are those full padded bras selling
StrikeoutK (12:19:44 AM): i mean full coverage

StrikeoutK (12:54:07 AM): just bust out a shovel tomorrow
DasButh228 (12:54:23 AM): shovel?
DasButh228 (12:54:28 AM): we diggin ourselves a grave?
StrikeoutK (12:54:48 AM): no to scoop to the bullshit

(1:12:46 AM): i hope she dies from aids or something
-(1:12:57 AM): asian yo
-(1:13:02 AM): wont have sex
-(1:13:02 AM): ever
(1:13:07 AM): lol
(1:13:09 AM): true..

StrikeoutK (2:31:45 AM): yeah we can catch jersey girl
Wai108 (2:32:26 AM): what's that
StrikeoutK (2:32:36 AM): ben affleck
Wai108 (2:32:41 AM): ...
Wai108 (2:33:24 AM): doesn't look that great
StrikeoutK (2:33:34 AM): scooby doo 2?
Wai108 (2:33:40 AM): i don't think so
StrikeoutK (2:34:02 AM): the prince and me?

[17:04] yea she's like a 5'8 hapa girl i think with impressive guns
[17:04] she went into the backroom to change and came out in this mid-riff number
[17:04] i almost popped out of my pants

(10:02:39 PM): i'm like twice as big as she is
(10:02:45 PM): good thing i didn't hurt her
StrikeoutK (10:04:03 PM): i now have to look up to you
StrikeoutK (10:05:44 PM): you are now a hero of mine

[03:00] carpet munching is an art
-[03:01] so i've heard

[03:46] no there weere 6 seats and my buddy and i took the middle 2
[03:46] cuz a chick usually sits against the wall
[03:46] so we were trying to influence seat decision
[03:46] i got shafted

StrikeoutK (8:55:42 PM): dude wth
StrikeoutK (8:55:48 PM): you're supposed to be looking out for me
DasButh228 (8:55:58 PM): im looking for myself fool
StrikeoutK (8:56:06 PM): greedy bastard
DasButh228 (8:56:08 PM): looking for you is a waste of time
StrikeoutK (8:56:10 PM): don't you know the mission statement
StrikeoutK (8:56:13 PM): "sharing is caring"

DasButh228 (8:57:18 PM): she goes nuts
DasButh228 (8:57:27 PM): head is moving all over the place

(2:21:28 AM): aids spreaded, why can't C's and D's?
StrikeoutK (2:21:31 AM): chinks and the rest of that continent didn't start coming over till like 100 years ago
StrikeoutK (2:21:57 AM): except dongs for the railroad, but no white chicks were gonna hit that
StrikeoutK (2:22:01 AM): just like today!
StrikeoutK (2:22:04 AM): ROTFLMAO!!!

DasButh228 (2:43:56 AM): but you aint getting any white tail!
DasButh228 (2:44:03 AM): dont kid ourselves here

[03:58] she is so hot mostly cause i don't look at her face that much
[03:59] meaning she has a torso and said torso has breasts

[19:06] get a super soaker and fill it ice cold water
[19:06] and blast the one on the right
[19:06] she'll pop right up and give you a two skittles salute

(9:00:23 PM): nah fool
(9:00:29 PM): she digs you
(9:00:30 PM): i can tell
-(9:00:33 PM): dude
-(9:00:38 PM): and i think i can tell she digs you!

StrikeoutK (2:20:20 PM): i'm glad you hit that
(2:20:25 PM): same here
(2:20:27 PM): oh

[03:21] but he wasn't interested cuz she's a nc...
-[03:21] no chest?
[03:21] no
-[03:21] nice personality?
[03:22] shrug, people would be lying if they said looks didn't matter
[03:22] it's the first point of attraction
It is my job to make sure you believe that.

(6:12:04 PM): dude her sister is HELLA cute
(6:12:07 PM): u would like her for sure
(6:12:11 PM): i thought she was like a senior or something
(6:12:12 PM): she was a frosh
(6:12:14 PM): a HOTTIE
StrikeoutK (6:13:05 PM): gfg
StrikeoutK (6:13:09 PM): 15 gets me 20

StrikeoutK (6:09:35 PM): in mixed doubles, the key is staying behind her ass
StrikeoutK (6:09:50 PM): just follow that guideline and you'll always be in the right position

StrikeoutK (2:41:20 PM): where were you yesterday on the phone
StrikeoutK (2:41:35 PM): i hope picking a girl's brain for answers that's fosho

(6:20:41 PM): no faith in yourself?
-(6:20:49 PM): nope
-(6:21:01 PM): i hold myself in the lowest confidence when it comes to times like this
(6:21:08 PM): =/

DasButh228 (6:21:35 PM): make the girl laugh and keep handing her alcohol
DasButh228 (6:21:37 PM): and you're set

-[20:43] nope. was -><- this close to asking her out for boba
[20:44] but then you got your glasses
[20:44] and realized she was 300 lbs

[01:32] i got a voicemail from ***** on sunday
[01:32] "hey xxxxx, i was with **** on sunday and we saw porn and i thought of you"
[01:32] i was like i guess my reputation precedes me

[07:07] it'd be great to be a boob make-up artist