Hi dingdongs. It's time for a post.

The past 2-3 weeks have been a combination of every school's spring break. It's still pretty gay how they do things this way. They just don't want a whole bunch of young people out of school at the same time. God knows there will be a massive beer shortage.

So let me think what's been going on. I think two weeks ago we played poker at Chester's house till 7:00 in the morning. It was pretty crazy.

Wednesday was two dollar A's tickets so Steve and I went to the game. First time I've seen Zito pitch. Too bad they lost.

Over the weekend a bunch of us ate dinner at the Rainforest Cafe to celebrate Tom and Steph's birthdays. Food was decent, and overall we all had great times. Afterwards we went to Ghirardelli Square and lingered a bit. Eventually some of us went back to Nick's house where we played that's right, poker. Apparently it was a pretty crazy/retarded few days for a couple of people, which in tandem combined for 1000 miles of driving. To each his own, I suppose.

When everyone was back in CV we actually played some basketball at the rec. I think we went out three times during a single week. For the most part we pretty much aren't that great anymore, but good exercise, I suppose.

Friday was Stephen's 21st birthday so to celebrate he invited some people over to party. Couple beers, a few shots, some more drinks and it was a good night. Saw a few people who I haven't seen in over a year. Now I have someone to buy me alcohol (I hope), haha.

I finally got my other fish tank up and running. Nice one.

The William Hung cd is an insult to all Chinamen. It also offends guys, musicians, celebrities, the creative class, and even those UCB schoolmates of his.

I went out to Mac's house for game one of the Sharks/Blues series. I showed up near the end of the first period, and Balls and Ever were already there. Grabbed a beer and watched an exciting overtime victory. After the game we went to Denny's for a late night snack. A pretty decent looking girl with tig ol bitties walked by. On her flyby coming back I kinda just started laughing (HP said I was giggly). It was because everyone at the table was keeping a straight face to take a look, and I just saw it as being funny, so I couldn't control myself. Usually I'm really good at that.

Recently I've saw Mona Lisa Smile and Cheaper By The Dozen. The latter was really fun and enjoyable, with good laughs and easy flowing watching. Of course I couldn't get enough Hilary Duff and Piper Perabo. There are quite a few unfair things in life... she is one of them. As for the first movie, it was okay. I mean casting was cool (Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles), and the story was understandable, but I really didn't appreciate how the characters in the movies tried to shove some of those morals down our throats. I know it's all in context, but I'm just kind of upset people were really like that at one point in our history.

Now for some semi serious points. Sort of related to what I just said, I can't stand people who try to shove morals down your throat. I don't appreciate closed minded people who aren't willing to try out or at least listen to stories of things they've never seen or experienced before.

Also, I have heard way too many ridiculous things said and done in my lifetime. Surprisingly, it's not all my own comments I'm laughing at.

Yo DJ spin that shit.

[19:05] santa clara police department has some cuties working there
-[19:06] did you get arrested for prositutiion?
[19:06] frolicking with a minor

[20:41] haha i do recognize the name now ;P
[20:41] haven't really seen her CLOTHED before i think!

(12:33:23 AM): i was playing with her boobs the whole time

(12:37:55 AM): i stuck my hand down her tight ass jeans
(12:37:56 AM): =P
StrikeoutK (12:38:02 AM): NICE
StrikeoutK (12:38:05 AM): i tried to do that too
StrikeoutK (12:38:08 AM): but the girl wasn't drunk enough

StrikeoutK (12:42:59 AM): but you turned down head/hand?
(12:43:10 AM): yeah i suppose i did
You fool.

(1:16:06 AM): whose that girl you were with?
-(1:16:11 AM): beats me
-(1:16:11 AM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (9:04:06 PM): all some girls need is a makeover

(2:02:12 AM): i think i might have to bust out the noobie nick line
(2:02:23 AM): they're so soft

[01:56] girls are dumb when they're drunk

(1:49:15 AM): i just had a horrible experience
(1:49:33 AM): i went to this party.. or something and this ugly ass chick planted her ass in my face
(1:49:34 AM): :-(
StrikeoutK (1:49:44 AM): was she skinny
(1:49:47 AM): yea but not good looking
StrikeoutK (1:49:54 AM): then what are you doing looking at her face

SLObearsi (7:44:34 PM): so i gayed myself

hippo tardimus (8:53:09 PM): well normal chicks don't have gigantic tattoos on their backs and shit
hippo tardimus (8:53:12 PM): snakes and dragons
hippo tardimus (8:53:13 PM): hahahaha
StrikeoutK (8:53:19 PM): dude
StrikeoutK (8:53:22 PM): yes they do
hippo tardimus (8:53:25 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (8:53:25 PM): where th have you been
hippo tardimus (8:53:28 PM): jesus christ
StrikeoutK (8:53:39 PM): just because all the chicks at nyu wear college sweaters and long ass trench coats

[02:26] maybe she'll kick her current bf to the curb for you

corinnyo (12:40:51 AM): practice the unhooking of the bra first tho
corinnyo (12:40:58 AM): so u dont look like sucha ignoramous
Don't worry I got that shit down. I think.

(11:57:37 PM): we can't be geeky
(11:57:39 PM): only nerdy
-(11:58:17 PM): do girls like geeks or nerds?
(11:58:24 PM): definately not geeks
-(11:58:27 PM): i thought it was nerds
(11:58:32 PM): yeah they like nerds
(11:58:38 PM): but it's a fine line tho
(11:58:44 PM): either they just like to pick your brain or they really do like you
(11:58:56 PM): because nerds are usually honest and nice and crap
(11:59:04 PM): and we won't treat them like the dirty whores they are
(11:59:06 PM): oh...

(5:43:47 PM): do most asians have A cups or B cups?
-(5:43:57 PM): hahaahha someone ask me this like last week
-(5:43:58 PM): A cups

[20:07] me: i still dont like the bangs tho
[20:07] look past that
[20:07] and onto the chest

[01:38] too much of a resemblence to a horse in my opinion

(12:35:40 AM): man i just wanted some hot guy to rip my clothes off and fuck my brains out

(12:32:44 AM): "wouldnt it be nice if some hot guy just swooped me up, took me outside to the vending machine and we just BANGED right up against it and had a great fuck. cuz that's what i want. i always wanted to be like banged and pounded against something"
Nice ones!!!

(1:51:10 AM): if she's the hottest asian girl i've met/seen
(1:51:20 AM): then obviously something was amiss
(1:51:23 AM): so therefore
(1:51:28 AM): wtf was i doing
-(1:51:39 AM): pansy

(3:40:53 PM): they're being super tight with everything
(3:40:59 PM): like asian poontang

[04:01] like her really being 18
[04:02] then on april 2nd she says "april fools"
[04:02] and i'm in jail
[04:02] ... laughing

[00:57] her rack screams out at me

[03:08] besides the butt chin effect, she's finger licken good

[03:12] i bet she'll be hot in like 5 years
[03:12] she's got a jessica alba look developing

StrikeoutK (1:21:18 AM): you seem to do well and all
StrikeoutK (1:21:22 AM): but when it's time to step up
StrikeoutK (1:21:28 AM): you pull a my screen name

(1:25:16 AM): that girl seeem kinda dirty
StrikeoutK (1:25:29 AM): all the girls you know seem kinda dirty

DasButh228 (4:04:09 AM): slutty trashy hot bitch
DasButh228 (4:04:39 AM): theres my style
DasButh228 (4:04:44 AM): young and tender

[21:45] the ladies needed clean underpants after that episode

[23:36] me: i eventually know everything

[00:25] what else does a guy want after prom
[00:25] after he spent some money
[00:25] me: shutup!!!!!
[00:26] sorry pansy.... if u didn't get any after your prom
[00:26] me: twis
[00:26] me: x2 for that matter

[00:28] spring for the private limo
[00:28] and you won't make it to the prom

[00:31] all girls are gold diggers
[00:31] buy them shit...they put out
[00:31] it's as simple as that
-[00:31] that is not too far off base

(12:49:28 AM): send me some porn foo

corinnyo (2:50:00 AM): i see alot goes on in ur mind
StrikeoutK (2:50:12 AM): at least i'm processing information

(4:48:52 PM): tarded
(4:49:03 PM): no wonder you haven't had lots of wild sex
=(((