I Will Learn Something In Class Today

StrikeoutK (10:10:43 PM): today in speech some chick gave a speech
StrikeoutK (10:10:52 PM): she was initially gonna do it on christianitiy
StrikeoutK (10:11:05 PM): but she changed it to not having sex until marriage
StrikeoutK (10:11:23 PM): because a few days ago she learned her bf gave it up a while ago
StrikeoutK (10:11:31 PM): and how they were so distraught and sad
StrikeoutK (10:11:47 PM): and how the dude was so sorry and wishes he didnt do it
StrikeoutK (10:12:18 PM): and like "how would you feel if someone gave your gift to someone else"
(10:12:48 PM): hahaahhhaahahha
StrikeoutK (10:12:49 PM): but of course she referenced some part of that bible book
(10:12:53 PM): omg
StrikeoutK (10:12:59 PM): the only reason i didn't stop listening and appreciated it was cuz she sounded so sincere and heartfelt
StrikeoutK (10:13:15 PM): otherwise i'd bust out laughing
StrikeoutK (10:13:25 PM): well, it was still kinda funny, but i didn't laugh
StrikeoutK (10:13:56 PM): the dude was all crying and crap
StrikeoutK (10:14:04 PM): like when he told her
(10:14:20 PM): haha
(10:14:24 PM): deflower her
StrikeoutK (10:14:37 PM): she mentioned some stat
StrikeoutK (10:14:44 PM): like 82% ppl aren't virgins when they're married
StrikeoutK (10:15:02 PM): that is all i will say about that
StrikeoutK (10:15:10 PM): and you know what the kicker is of all this?
(10:15:16 PM): she isn't either
StrikeoutK (10:15:21 PM): no worse
StrikeoutK (10:15:27 PM): she's not even A TEAM
StrikeoutK (10:15:39 PM): she's white with blonde hair and blue eyes!!!
StrikeoutK (10:15:42 PM): =((((((((((((((((((
(10:16:06 PM): tell her BYU is recruting

I swear to whatever god you believe in, if her speech seemed one bit less authentic than it did, I woulda just threw it out the window and took a nap.