The King Has Left The Building
(No, not the Sacramento Kings who are about to get ran out of the playoffs)
As of now, I am temporarily abdicating my throne. Giving up my crown. Stepping down as the chosen one for all wit, humor, jest, satire, and oration for the time being. I will back off until people start becoming their retarded selves again; when all jokes come from me.
It's most interesting I should remind you all to just leave the retarded comments to me.