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clean my room (entropy takes over)
write another memoir
yeahh

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class?
nudie again?

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"you're not a breast or an ass man, you're a personality man" -about me

Monday, May 17, 2004

Let me start off by reminding you all what the arf mission statement is: Sharing is caring.

Sometimes it slips from your mind. I totally understand. Thanks.

[22:39] if **** ever squatted like that she would fall forward from the weight of her chest

Okay you ding dongs let me think what's been going on lately...

Classes have been classes (lame). I got rear ended in Livermore going to school Thursday morning, causing me to be late (I was on pace to be on time). Pretty lame. Now I have to go make up a quiz later today because of being late.

English is getting more and more pointless as the days go on. Everyone's giving their speeches on current issues and what their proposals are to solve them.

StrikeoutK (1:10:16 AM): let me put it this way
StrikeoutK (1:10:36 AM): if i had 4 drinks in an hour
StrikeoutK (1:10:37 AM): i'd hit that
StrikeoutK (1:10:50 AM): no
StrikeoutK (1:10:54 AM): 6 drinks


I gave my tribute speech in speech class. My gift to the person were some music cds. The first cd was Story of the Year - Page Avenue and the second was Hilary Duff - Metamorphosis. LOL!!! Anyways I started debating some girl over the average height of a girl. She said it was 5'6" (her height). I responded with "where the hell are all of you then?" Bwahaha gg.

(1:44:01 AM): actually i knew a guy, my friend's ex
(1:44:20 AM): they would go on and on for like half an hour
(1:44:25 AM): and he never came
StrikeoutK (1:44:29 AM): damn
StrikeoutK (1:44:31 AM): master
(1:44:31 AM): and we called him porn star
(1:44:50 AM): yea he could be
(1:44:55 AM): cuz evidently
(1:45:00 AM): he was huge too


As I walked out of that class a girl whose in there but didn't show that day was out front. We all just got some handouts so she asked me to go back inside and get one for her. Yes, this counts as a good ol' getting used (which some of you are used to/familier with). Don't worry though, her fee was letting me peek down her tank top. My favorite color combo is a white top + khaki bottom. Been that for a while now.

Friday afternoon I went to play some bball. Chester, Nick, and I came up with the brilliant idea of moving the net from one hoop to the other. So how did we do it? Nick and I boosted Chester up and held him up while he unhooked hoop. Eventually we realized there were trash bins lying around we could just turn upside down and stand on. Jeezus. Eventually Kevin came and we just shot around for a while.

[09:07] do hK women have breasts?
[09:07] or just nippos 8(
-[09:07] just nippos i believe
-[09:07] i will confirm when i get there


At first we played some three on three with some kids that were there. The only thing important out of this is one of them was a girl. Pretty good looking too. She was definately a half half chick (synonymous to a gold item in Diablo II). "Uh... oh" I said. After the game I found out she was a freshman. Then I said "uh oh" without the cool pause in the middle. Definately has some future potential.

Which brings me to my next point. We (yes, plural) were definately wrong about predicting the future about some people. Future potentials have turned into aiyahs and a few aiyahs have turned into whoot whoots. Just kidding on the latter. But anyways, to keep from again becoming public enemy number one I'll just leave it at that.

(1:51:28 AM): I am not surprised
StrikeoutK (1:51:59 AM): what makes you say that
(1:54:58 AM): cuz he hasnt been going to church
(1:54:59 AM): duh
StrikeoutK (1:55:03 AM): hahahahahahahha
StrikeoutK (1:55:08 AM): that's so god damn lame


Playoffs have been amazingly entertaining. All the series are exciting and going far. Of course the Lakers came back from behind and beat the Spurs. Only fitting, though, the Spurs got by them last year with a streak of luck. Sharks have also been doing well. After losing two games at home, they won two on the road to tie the series.

Sometime over the weekend I saw How To Deal. Pretty much a garbage movie. Mandy Moore definately was better looking the first ten minutes than the rest of the movie. Some of the cool things though were that the Sandy Cohen character was the dad and Mandy swore a little bit. That is all. There were one or two good quotes in there.

This must be the third movie this year I've seen that has Liz Phair's Why Can't I somewhere in it.

I also saw The Human Stain. Definately one of those movies most people might not like. Kinda have to think about it a bit. Cast is miscast, but acting was pretty good. Definately check this out if you missed Eyes Wide Shut haha.

StrikeoutK (12:13:45 AM): besides playing for the a team, which we can blame on genetics, she'll play

So I guess some of my fish are starting to spawn. It's really cool seeing the females clear out spaces for their eggs and watching the pair defend their eggs from the other fish.

Don't eat at Panda Expess. It is quite possibly the worst thing I've eaten in years.

Mad about the new men's pink. Pink is in now for dudes. I knew it. Again, people just had to catch up.

I'm loving how people have changed the past few years. Especially these past few weeks. Those who used to not talk about certain things now joke about them. It's pretty weird for no one to be retarded anymore. Isn't it better now? I guess it was only a matter of time before everyone else caught up.

I did not know the stealth mode (made infamous by Willy himself) was still a popular choice of action.

Remember fans, I'm here to be blunt, be the reasonable one, and direct action. If you want someone who just listens, or be a yesman or obtuse, then go see someone else. It's my job to make sure everything is as easy as I make it sound. Let me make it simple for you. I'm the one who tells you how it's done. Don't listen to some other fool's complicated/ridiculous reasoning.

[03:08] i would touch her in a funny place

[03:20] your hs friend<g>
-good memory
[03:22] she wasn't that attractive anyways 8p

[01:34] i told that 4/10 girl i like her though haha
[01:34] she appears to be mad at me now
-[01:42] it was a 50/50 shot
-[01:42] if you didn't ask, it was a 0 shot. so good effort
[01:44] me: dude good effort
[01:44] me: but she's mad at you?!
[01:44] yup
[01:44] me: they can respond like that?
[01:44] chinese girls are always fucking issues


[17:35] u put a dog next to herand the dog would look hotter

StrikeoutK (11:56:28 PM): we're not the ideal group for this type of shit
StrikeoutK (11:56:35 PM): i advise finding something else
Choios (11:57:40 PM): lol why do u say that?
StrikeoutK (11:58:13 PM): just trust me
StrikeoutK (11:58:23 PM): it wasn't the ideal anything

DasButh228 (9:37:24 PM): a team personality as well
DasButh228 (9:37:30 PM): A-Team

Starting to see it our way...

[01:19] he was about to come out too, and i was gonna go in

StrikeoutK (1:55:56 AM): i knew church was a big excuse, but i never knew you could use it as an excuse for something happening

(11:54:28 AM): some girl rubbed her chest on me then i turned arond after and frowned. then she was like "i don't know you do i"
StrikeoutK (11:55:25 AM): gg
StrikeoutK (11:55:40 AM): you FROWNED?
(11:55:49 AM): yeah i had the "get off me" on my face
StrikeoutK (11:55:54 AM): was she ugly? (11:55:57 AM): yeah hahahahha
StrikeoutK (11:55:59 AM): LOLOOLOLM
StrikeoutK (11:56:02 AM): gg

Ahahha damn I'm good.

StrikeoutK (12:20:12 AM): just tell her to wear her damn hair up
StrikeoutK (12:20:23 AM): in a damn pony tail + twist
StrikeoutK (12:20:26 AM): that always works for me

ShrimpSiumai (12:21:48 AM): she shows more cleavage than 99% of asians
ShrimpSiumai (12:21:50 AM): besides kobe tai

StrikeoutK (12:45:24 AM): i mean like, okay you went with a friend
StrikeoutK (12:45:33 AM): yeah, you had a great time
StrikeoutK (12:45:43 AM): like they say on espn when someone gets robbed
StrikeoutK (12:45:49 AM): OH NO YOU DID ENT


ShrimpSiumai (3:50:55 AM): i will never forget your influence
ShrimpSiumai (3:50:59 AM): it's like the god damn sars
StrikeoutK (3:51:25 AM): which influence are you referring to
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:07 AM): in general
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:10 AM): rediscoverin the boat
StrikeoutK (3:54:23 AM): no that was not me
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:34 AM): and lettin me know the other team are impossible to get
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:35 AM): damn it
StrikeoutK (3:54:38 AM): cuz that boat was short lived
StrikeoutK (3:54:43 AM): now that i did do
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:51 AM): all fuckin changed at that one giants game
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:53 AM): god damn you
StrikeoutK (3:54:56 AM): LOL
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:58 AM): not sayin she's good
StrikeoutK (3:55:04 AM): man if you were going to follow me in
ShrimpSiumai (3:55:13 AM): damn you
StrikeoutK (3:55:14 AM): you could have followed me off too

I am the greatest?

(3:56:37 AM): obviously, when 1 breast = 2 a team breast
(3:56:49 AM): and a team still get slouchy back
(3:56:50 AM): i don't get it
(3:56:57 AM): quit complaining and stand up straight



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