Okay so two things about my English class today. First, our teacher basically just owned all the fobs giving a presentation. She said they have to work on speaking slower and more clearly. She mentioned she "knew what they were talking about, but it just didn't sound like it." The fob replied with "I do know. That's why I have a ten page packet right here." LMAO. Christ. I'm sort of ambivalent about the whole thing. I mean, yeah, they're fobs, so of course their Engrish is going to suck. However, as Buth noted, we weren't in a first semester Engrish class so they should have had a lot of practice already. Whatever. It was all pretty damn funny. Then after class that whole posse calmed down by smoking some cigarets.

Another fob did a presentation on teen pregnancy or abortion (I forgot). Pretty much everytime he mentioned the word 'sex' the posse started laughing. As a related demonstration, he decided to teach the class how to put on a condom. The test object was a banana. Two volunteers and himself visualized for the class. One dude obviously knew what he was doing. Another dude (who thinks he's the class clown, but is really just annoying) tried to jam the banana through the condom. Then the fob put it on but didn't hold the tip and left no space at the end. That's a big no no. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. For some reason the dude bought a whole package, and only used three. I noted that those bad boys have expiration dates. Buth replied, "those are never going to get used."

Gfg.