CVHS 2004 Graduation, Day With D

Chanman 007 (3:38:05 AM): as long as the face is good
Chanman 007 (3:38:12 AM): everything else should be
The first time in a long time something useful from that guy.

A few days ago (Thursday) was CVHS graduation. I'll just bullet everything.

- Our chick sing's "Please Remember" a lot better than whoever sang it this year.
- Nick's wife sang some song and I almost busted out laughing.
- During said performance, Kevin text'd me the message: NICK'S WIFE!!!
- It's amazing how both siblings in a family are retarded/gay/annoying/stupid/bastard like. For example, I'm the guilty one in this family, but in some family's it's all their kids.
- Some girls seriously just get fat after a few years. It's pretty god damn scary.
- I almost fell asleep near the end of the name announcements.
- I booed when they announced two of the assistant principals. Those fucks.
- The girl sitting in front of me was wearing pink panties.
- I called a few people during the ceremony to check the score of the game.
- It was good being able to see some people, even though I didn't greet anyone.
- Right after everything finished and taking a few pictures, we left (which explains the above point) to try and catch some of the game.
- Hopefully all the nerds stay nerds and become our employers in a few years.
- The weather was actually nice.
- Now all you kids can join the rest of us in upper education where things aren't any easier, but you don't have to do any of it if you don't want to.
- To add to the point above, I hope you all realize how bull shit most of high school is.
- Can't really go wrong with high school girls, can you?

That is all on that.

"There's no shame in that. She's an attractive woman."
That she is.

Felix had a graduation in Irvine Thursday evening, and his eventual plan was to drive down Thursday morning from Oakland with Macbee. Dr. Ling flew in Tuesday night, and the short notice left me to babysit on Wednesday. No problem though. Picked him up from the casino/house and took him to Stoneridge to look for a present. After making a few laps and checking out some stores, we decided on a shoulder bag from Nordstrom, our second time in the store. The first time around I was showing him something beautiful. Turns out while taking the bag to be gift wrapped we were blessed with a second viewing. You all should check it out.

d: one of them was giving you the eye
me: the good one or the bad one?

Anyways we left the mall around 3:45 and headed up north on 680 and west on 24 towards Berkeley (*shudder). After a series of twisting mountain roads we arrived at Tilden Park Golf Course. Pretty much right after we got there Garrett showed up from Suckramento (King's hometown), and we hit some balls out of the sand trap until Hank showed up. We hit some balls at the range area for an hour. Luckily no broken clubs this time around. We then headed down the hill for some dinner at a pretty good burger place, Barney's, I think it's called.

[14:23] decisions decisions
[14:23] to play hockey... or go watch movie with a girl with a big rack
[14:27] me: pretty straight forward
[14:28] me: pack your skates already
[14:28] hahah yeah, she can wait

After a short visit back to the Oakland casino/house we headed out to Bladium to watch Philip and Hank's hockey game. While walking in we saw what looked to be a high school level girl's volleyball team practice. Beautiful. Mac and someone else had a breakaway and after his teammate slid him a perfect pass, Mac shot the puck stick side high and hit the post =\. DING! Too bad, one more inch to the right and it woulda been a goal. Oh and between hockey action we watched a co-ed volleyball game. It was great. As George noted about the spandex girls wear: that cannot be comfortable. I agree. It should be a crime to let high school girls wear those shorts. Only reason why I went to games... I digress.

[03:30] if a girl doesn't wear a push-up bra these days with a tank top, she must be over 25

We then headed out to the El Cerrito Ranch 99 center to eat another dinner. I was already pretty full but I managed to eat most of my meal. Philip kept grilling me about the Nordstrom situation. At the conclusion of the meal everybody went their own way, except for me, Philip, Garrett, and Felix; we had to get the rental car they were going to drive down to socal. Went to OAK and in the rental car parking lot there was a woman with some junk in the trunk. Turns out the rental car was a Pontiac Sunfire, lol. What a piece of shit. After driving back to the Oakland house/casino, Garrett and I left and everybody went home. Good luck to Dr. Lee with his new life in Hawaii.

(7:20:35 PM): cal chick?
StrikeoutK (7:20:54 PM): you wish
StrikeoutK (7:21:03 PM): date one of your kind
StrikeoutK (7:21:06 PM): psh
(7:21:07 PM): just checking if uve lowered ur standards

Friday consisted of nothing until dinner at Koryo's located at the Oakland/Berkeley (*shudder) border. I took like six exits too early and got semi lost in downtown Oakland. "Shit on me." Anyways I found the place and met up with everyone there. Food was not bad at all. Kinda expensive, but Korean food always is.

As for Saturday, all I did was watch some sports, some TV, and play some more NBA Live. I've been watching the second season of 24 these past few days; I'm now half way through the day.

[02:55] me: hey just to remind you
[02:55] me: i don't know anything about chicks so i may be a little useless

[02:59] my gawd, i must've been caught up with all the local teen gossip in the 20 minutes i was standing around there
[02:59] who's going with who to prom, what's gonna be the rally theme, i got it all

[12:05] tardo: i started at them when i was in high school
[12:05] me: they're great because not all of them have developed their own minds yet
[12:06] tardo: then you have that in common
[12:06] me: i do not deny i'm a little retarded

[08:08] i just needed to make sure i cement my reputation as her favorite brother

[03:06] haha yah, i was like "i think JLH has bigger guns than you" and she goes "nuh-uh!" and so i said "show me then!"
-[03:07] hahahahhaaha
-[03:07] who is this chick
[03:07] friend of a friend
-[03:08] you didn't just go out with her cuz of her guns did you

[02:06] "i met hank yesterday, he was really nice"
[02:07] hank: "nice". boo

[03:24] it's all good, if it's meant to be, it'll happen
Must be decent advice if more than one person is giving it.

[02:47] it's like this
[02:48] girls start going out more, not having to take PE
[02:48] eating out more, and then voila they get fat
[02:48] plus they probably had better metabolism in 8th grade or whatever and they thought they could eat like that forever
[02:48] plus it's going out for lunch, cafeteria food is hella unhealthy
[02:48] haha i have a million reasons but
[02:49] the bottom line is, yep, girls will get quite fat Save me Jebus.

[03:11] every date is a good date unless you make it bad
[03:12] you just gotta spin it positively
[03:12] if she's rude and stuff, then fine, let it be a quiet night and just stare at her chest
[03:13] UPS AND UPS
[03:13] me: hahaha you are a GENIUS

[03:29] that little kid has fake guns? hahah i don't think so

[15:05] he said she likes to look around and see who thinks she's hot

[03:10] and pretend to act all distinguished and stuff
[03:10] young girls always fall for that
[03:11] maybe wear some fake glasses and carry around a wall street journal

StrikeoutK (3:33:46 AM): so you get to stare at some chests too now
(3:35:36 AM): does she have that?
(3:35:38 AM): a chest that is
StrikeoutK (3:35:52 AM): uhh
StrikeoutK (3:36:00 AM): they're not a cups

[03:05] first time i talked to her
[03:05] she asked me if i would do a girl in the ass
Aren't the cool ones... cool?

[03:35] me: jocked by the cheer captain
[03:35] me: you are truly my hero
[03:35] me: i want to be you in my next life
[03:35] haha naww naww
[03:36] i want to be a hot girl :D
[03:36] HAHA
[03:36] perfect lesbian life

StrikeoutK (4:11:55 AM): except the forehead
(4:13:09 AM): visors were made for a reason