I shall post again and put some of you in your place. I'm sorry to have to remind you, but bro's before hoes. Thanks.

Let me begin with a quote from Fox's new show, North Shore:

"Until she gets to that altar, it's anybody's ballgame."
You know what I'm talking about.

Not much has been up, just waking up around 3:00 PM, playing games, and watching tv. Some of us played poker at Tom's house last night. I lost early so I decided to be nice and go on a food run. Since I'm car-less, I had to borrow. Out of $102,000 worth of cars in the group, the fuckers gave me the car worth the two. Shit on the rest of you. I'm never going on a food run again.

So I was thinking the other night. Back in socal, my best friend in elementary school was a hapa, and he had a sister who was probably 4-5 years older than we were. I couldn't help but think to myself: damn, she must be pretty hot right about now.

(1:04:24 AM): can you get me someone to screw
StrikeoutK (1:04:32 AM): i'm kinda broke right now

Kevin and I finished the the Band Of Brothers miniseries. We've been watching it for a few weeks, and it's quite good. Go borrow/buy it and watch it yourself. Definitely worthy of being watched, even if you don't like war movies.

Played poker at Chester's last week. Played at Gerald's house someday before Chester's. Yes, we're all gonna check into gambler's anonymous when we're 25.

[14:44] whats the similarity between women and rocks?
[14:45] you skip the flat ones

On Saturday we managed to get a bunch of us together to eat dinner. Even Buth and Nick were able to be found. Ended up eating at a place in Dublin called Armadillo Willy's. Pretty good BBQ place. Sometime we're gonna have to go back and order the belly buster. I myself had something called The Willy's Deluxe, in tribute to Willy who is gone for the week on another biblical quest (I think, if not sorry for making fun). It is my belief the girl working the cash register liked me.

I guess we ended up getting a new refrigerator that night (old one broke, food was going bad and getting stinky, etc), so Kevin came to pick me up from Regal so we could unload and set it up at home. The rest of the guys went on to see Dodgeball. I would have voted for The Terminal.

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a really good time?
-Actually it's a roll of quarters... laundry day.
Classic Scrubs.

Also last week Chester and I went to SF Union Square. He had to go see his dentist there, so I was a pal and kept him company around SF. I was in Macy's, going up each flight of escalators, getting to the top, and going back all the way down before I realized I was in the women's store. Damn me. Found the men's store, and ended up buying myself a Diesel t-shirt. Afterwards we found ourself to the FCUK (which is actually an acronym some of you didn't know about), and I bought myself a t-shirt from there. Headed over to h2O and bought some stuff there before coming back home to CV.

I've still been playing NBA Live on the xbox and watching a shitload of TV. Some new shows I'm checking out include North Shore, the second The Simple Life, and Summerland. Also, Nip/Tuck season two starts tomorrow.

hippo tardimus (9:26:22 PM): there are many hot asian women here btw
StrikeoutK (9:26:27 PM): good
StrikeoutK (9:26:36 PM): if i were into that sort of thing

No, I have not been to Nordstrom in two weeks. However, whoever wants to take a look can bring me along if they'd like. Although there's no need because it's obvious where to look.

Good luck to Felix who starts his first day of work as a doctor tomorrow!!!

God damn Pistons beat the Lakers. I guess it's okay. I've always liked the Pistons ever since they got Ben Wallace. Better them than the Spurs, Mavs, or Queens of Suckramento. As Stephen says, fuck pro sports.

I'm sorry to say, but yes, I know. I always know.

(3:45:05 AM): if you get someone pregnant
(3:45:09 AM): or if you get a disease
(3:45:12 AM): you're fucked
Great advice.

You know, during another night of wondering, I was thinking to myself why the fuck haven't I heard more party stories than I have. I haven't been to too many (cuz I'm an assho and nobody invites me), but the rest of you who go to real schools should know about them and since I'm not going (cuz I'm an assho and you don't invite me) then at you should at least go. That way I can live vicariously through you fuckers. There's only two people I consistently get stories from. It's my suspicion there's more out there but you guys are greedy and keep them to yourselves. Sharing is caring, remember? Thanks.

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All girls should know how to do this with their backs. I can say for sure that heels would help.
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Like I always say, you're not doing anything important anyways. To digress, nobody plays sports for their school, (most) don't take part in greek life, and most don't work (off campus, anyways), so what the hell are you people doing? Community service? Find a god damn cure for aids or cancer or something then. I'll end here. I'd rather talk about the good stuff.

Let us take a second break with a quote.

[01:16] cleavage shots are cool...but I like how she fills a t-shirt...
[01:16] stretching it beyond it's factory specifications
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I think I would be attracted to the Avril Lavigne type of chick. "Punk rock princess" as Ken calls them. I don't think they'd be all whiny and shit. Just as long as they don't go hardcore, or blur the line with the gothic shit (like piercings in whack places or wearing black trench coats in July).

You are all full of crap and are greedy bastards. That is all.

(8:11:22 PM): your hair
(8:11:25 PM): is very metrosexual
Ahahaha thanks!

[01:53] those jugs are WAY TOO BIG
-[01:53] with way too big!@#
[01:53] WAY TOO BIG MAN
[01:55] you will never enjoy her running
AIYAH!!!

[02:32] she is like super buff and slim
[02:33] in her arms, you can see giant veins
[02:33] i want her to beat me

[02:39] all the girls said
[02:39] "its just cuz she has brown hair..."
[02:39] all jealous and shit
[02:39] hahaha
Bitches will be bitches, even to each other.

[17:20] maybe i'll have a pool party and invite all the 17 and unders in the neighborhood
[17:20] you can apply the sunscreen for them pansy
[17:20] i will scout the moms
[17:21] me: gladly
[17:21] me: they can't reach the lower back

[20:09] i was at stanford shopping center today
[20:09] i was walking towards this coffee shop with two girls sitting outside, tall teenagers of course
[20:10] one of them stands up and stares right at me and makes a motion to remove her top
[20:10] one of those polo collar shirts, probably from A&F
[20:11] it felt like a potential candid camera moment
[20:11] so i turned around and walked away
[20:16] yeah she was pretty hot
[20:16] like 5'8 tall and fit blond girl
[20:16] i dunno, it felt like a total set-up

[15:02] i love big guns
[15:02] esp when they rub into your cheek while they're washing your hair

StrikeoutK (7:11:12 PM): with free rides
StrikeoutK (7:11:19 PM): oh... OH
StrikeoutK (7:11:20 PM): oh
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:21 PM): ROFL
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:39 PM): are you down?
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:40 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (7:11:44 PM): i'm always down for high school chicks

[16:22] me: she's not wearing her visor
[16:22] that's a ton of forehead
[16:22] it's like open chalkboard space
[16:22] i can write a poem on there
[16:23] the average person can only fit a haiku on their forehead
[16:23] i can go 16's on hers

[20:10] there was a teenage surfer girl
[20:10] and her ass crack was in full effect
[20:10] her butt tanline was in full effect
[20:10] hahahah
[20:10] god bless america

[20:53] man it's so tragic
[20:53] i have lost the taste for the young bloods haha
[20:59] me: you shouldn't have watched the movie (Lolita)
[21:00] yeah no joke
[21:03] i totally look away now

[21:07] like today at sportsmart, 3 underaged 16 year old blondies in tank tops running around
[21:07] nicely developed
[21:07] so tragic
[21:07] hahah
[21:07] me: and you regreted eying them?
[21:07] i didn't eye them
[21:07] i looked away
So sorry to hear. =(

StrikeoutK (9:09:30 PM): this is the best looking chick in there
hippo tardimus (9:14:38 PM): hi
hippo tardimus (9:14:41 PM): lets see
StrikeoutK (9:16:03 PM): ok
...
hippo tardimus (9:25:06 PM): wtf
hippo tardimus (9:25:09 PM): lets see bitch
StrikeoutK (9:25:15 PM): i sent it to you
StrikeoutK (9:25:16 PM): you fucker

[20:45] during graduation, i missed seeing my sister cause i was checking out some other chick haha
[20:45] then my dad caught me
Hahaha. Glad you know what's more important.

(9:27:27 PM): then good luck buddy
StrikeoutK (9:27:27 PM): yeah
StrikeoutK (9:27:33 PM): are you saying
StrikeoutK (9:27:36 PM): i should lower my standards
(9:27:38 PM): you're going to be lonely for a long time then
StrikeoutK (9:27:40 PM): or else i'm fucked
(9:27:47 PM): i'm saying america is a great country
(9:27:54 PM): we have so many wonderful freedoms
(9:28:02 PM): and you are have the freedom to be alone!
I will prove you wrong!

StrikeoutK (3:17:55 AM): if i get lucky and get a girl to hook up with
StrikeoutK (3:17:57 AM): can i go to your place
hippo tardimus (3:17:59 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (3:18:02 AM): sure
hippo tardimus (3:18:10 AM): come back to reality though

[06:34] with the lakers....i knew leaving the country was a bad idea

[03:42] went to this pizza place called gina's
-[03:43] what did you have on her pizza
[03:43] bearded clams
-[03:44] mmm
[03:45] i had to floss afterwards too

[22:11] i'll probably stick it in the wrong place
That's no good.