I was watching Oprah, and today's show is about giving one couple a "million dollar wedding." The first couple are both 25, and they knew each other since they were seven and eight years old. Something along the lines of they knew they were the one for one another and are now officially engaged. Pretty damn good story.

So while they were answering questions about their relationship, one of the experts asked about their sex health. Then one of them said "When we were thirteen" (red flag), "we each made a vow" (strike two) to their "parents, their community" (here it comes) "and to God" (strike three) that they would, well, you should probably be able to figure out the rest. Whatever. If it works for them, then that's great. My first paragraph makes me feel better than my second paragraph makes me not like them, so kudos.