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-A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

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Can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this blogger UI now. Wth is this font type and size and this aligning and list making bullshit? If I wanted something gay I'd use my xanga account. Oh.

So I've been playing a lot of gunbound lately. Jason pretty much told me to start playing like over a year ago, but I never did. I suppose since it being summer and all I decided to start playing. That and everyone else seems to be playing this game as well. It's pretty fun so just go with it.

(2:41:06 PM): my daughter should have c's
(2:41:06 PM): oh
(2:41:21 PM): i want her to feel confident

I've seen a bunch of movies lately. Saw four good ones in a row (personal record I think) before seeing one that was just okay. The only previous occurrence where I remember seeing multiple good movies in a row was when I saw One Fine Day and Jerry Maguire three days apart back in '96. Let me now recap.

Sunday night (really Monday morning) Kevin and I saw The Rundown. It was funny in some parts, and it wasn't bad or anything, but there wasn't anything special. Stars The Rock, which I think will be an action movie star for years to come, and Seann William Scott, who regardless of role, will always be Stiffler. This was the okay movie.

Sunday night Gerald, Steph, Willy, Kevin and I saw I, Robot. This movie was grossly entertaining. Definitely worth the (ridiculous) full price admission a fool would pay. Will Smith is the sci-fi action genre and Bridget Moynahan was pretty hot. Go see this movie.

I interrupt this post to inform you all that while having the post-movie discussion about what we thought about the movie, Willy said the chick was pretty hot. This is important because it was the first time I've heard Willy say that about a girl. Hahahaha. Of course he countered (and saved) himself with something like it's cuz "none of the girls I talk about are worthy." LOL!!!

StrikeoutK (3:41:55 AM): she's a 7.5, but since she's taller than me i'm bumping that to a 8.25

Okay back to the movies. Sometime two weeks ago I saw Spider-Man 2. Overall, it was great. Main plot was cool, and of course they filled out the action sequences nicely. There were just a spot or two where the movie dragged, but it wasn't much to worry over. Anyways two thoughts come to mind. The first was when Mary Jane united with her fiancee near the end and I thought to myself "No - this isn't how it's supposed to end!" The second being that all the scenes between MJ and (super nerd) Peter Parker was nothing compared to the rainy alley kiss in the first movie. Oh and "Vindicated" is Dashboard Confessional's only decent single to date..

The last movie I saw (first one in this sequence of mine) was House of Sand And Fog. It's about a man who is forced to move his family out of his native country and try to make a new life in America. The house he purchases, however, was wrongly repossessed and therefore shouldn't have been sold. This causes the past and present owners to conflict and go to desperate measures to protect what they believe in. Excellent movie, but I somehow doubt any of you will see it. Oh and Jennifer Connelly is hot.

[15:07] nice guns
-[15:08] she has something going on with her chin
[15:08] hold on, i haven't gotten there yet

Some of us played basketball on Saturday. The first two games was a four on four format. I scored a donut over nine shots those two games, but I think it's mainly cuz I was deferring many shots to teammates who weren't scurred of throwing up shots from twenty feet out. Out of those nine shots, the only one I really wanted was the game winning attempt I missed in the second game. Gerald and I played the two man game where he sets a screen and I roll off to take a shot (like the Kings with Bibby and a post player). I took my shot a foot behind the line and everything looked good - straight, perfect arc, good rotation - but I came up a foot short. I was pissed at myself cuz I know those are the shots I make.

Anyways in the third (and deciding) game, it became a 3vs3, so I couldn't defer shots anymore. Good thing I didn't. This camper here put up eight (of 15) points to help my team of Tom and Gerald defeat Chester, Kevin, and Willy. Included in those eight points was the game winning jumper from 13 out. Thanks for playing.

Willy owned me with a hip check and it was hurt for a day putting weight on that side. Also while going for a lose ball I pulled a Rodman and dove into the fence, putting myself on my back for a few seconds. Bruised left palm and sore right ass bone as a result. How many other mfers you know play all out like that? That's right. No one.

(8:29:57 PM): although, surprisingly i saw at least two very attractive chicks in the cosmetic dept
StrikeoutK (8:30:04 PM): haha, asian?
(8:30:14 PM): i said attractive
LOL.

Okay two weekends ago I went with Gerald to SLO for a party. Pretty awesome time. It's so damn great when you go somewhere and everyone is just cool about everything because everyone just wants to have a good time and knock a few back. I don't remember too many details, so sorry about that. I'll try to list some stuff.

1) Played quarters and didn't do the worst.
2) Had my first ever flaming dr. pepper. Basically a cup of beer and a shot of Amaretto with a layer of 151 on top. Ignite the 151, drop the shot glass into the beer cup and pound. Good shit.
3) Only remembered two girl's names after the night, but as of this point in time I think I only remember one, hahaha. I'll have to work on that.

4) Standing on the balcony, I heard someone throw up. Turns out it was a chick. Besides her friend, I was the only one that knew what happened. They were begging me not to say anything. They were decent so I offered some mints I had. She gave me a hug and called me a a lifesaver.
4b) On the drive back Gerald also called me a lifesaver. Add that to my list of nicks.

5) While I was sitting on the couch, I noticed some dude more under the influence than I was hella grab some chick hahahaha. It was pretty to watch considering I do the same shit when I'm like that. I saw the girl look at her friend with the semi serious "wtf" face and her friend just laughed. Very interesting when you get the third person perspective on something like that.
6) When I first walked into the room, I saw some people pass along a bong. For the whole night I thought it was hookah (flavored, nicotine free tabacco) so I just passed. The next day I was wondering why I didn't smell any fruit and why there was a glass shaft. Then Gerald told me it wasn't hookah but something else. Shit on me for being so ignorant.

(2:44:01 PM): if you have a daugther and she gets the asian gene you'll have to bust out the "you're beautiful the way you are" shit
-(2:44:20 PM): AHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
-(2:44:30 PM): THEY'LL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE DAUGHTER

7) Woke up for no reason two hours after I went to sleep. Then an hour after that I woke up again. Another hour later I woke up again, but couldn't fall back asleep for a long time. This shit always happens when I drink... where I wake up and can't fall back asleep for a long period of time. Thank goodness for the Gatorade I brought along or else I would have got owned.
8) Gerald woke up and did not remember how he got home or how he got in bed. He was still in the previous night's clothes and thought he might have thrown up on himself, haha. I had to explain to him what he forgot after leaving the party.

9) I slept in one of Gerald's roomies room, and when I went to the trash can to throw something away I noticed some small plastic LifeStyles packages in there. "Shit on me" was my first thought. It's a damn good thing I had a sleeping bag and decided to sleep on top of his blanket rather than under it. I almost got owned there.
10) For lunch before driving back we had burritos. Neither of us could finish our meals. Shit we are getting old.

This list works because all my shit is related to the same topic, you (xanga using) foos.

Thanks to Gerald for the invite and HP for the alcohol. Now, my question is: why in the fuck do I have to go to San Luis Obispo to party? I know I've addressed this issue before, but it is afterall pretty ridiculous. Either we're all just a little bit lame in not knowing about these things, or some of you bastards are being greedy motherfuckers and not inviting me. Or you're too pansy and rather not go to such outings. Now god damn get back to your studying and/or planning your fall semester/quarter. Absolutely ridiculous.

The AnnaK cover on the current Maxim is pretty hot. I used to not like her, but for some reason now I do. Alls well that ends well I suppose.

I'm tired of having all the answers. Now just read the quotes.

SLObearsi (9:05:28 PM): guys bring
SLObearsi (9:05:30 PM): girls dont
StrikeoutK (9:05:37 PM): they bring themselves
StrikeoutK (9:05:42 PM): i mean their racks

StrikeoutK (5:17:58 PM): or make your sister
StrikeoutK (5:18:05 PM): she's going to have to learn how to do wifely chores eventually

StrikeoutK (1:12:10 AM): i'm sorry but they just wont work out
StrikeoutK (1:12:14 AM): oh
StrikeoutK (1:12:20 AM): weren't "meant to be" as you fools say

[03:14] i didn't know that our **** was into jail baits.

-(2:47:29 PM): maybe by then they'll find the gene that controls breast growth
(2:48:26 PM): maybe i should research that
(2:48:34 PM): dude that wouldn't work
(2:48:40 PM): we'd run out of room in safeway aisles

nsx 019 (2:13:56 PM): target is probably the gayest store

(7:33:40 PM): but every girl in my class has big tits
(7:33:44 PM): i mean like c to d
StrikeoutK (7:33:54 PM): what about all the fobs
(7:33:59 PM): naw

(4:41:35 AM): pretty hot girls
StrikeoutK (4:41:42 AM): damn how did you control yourself
(4:42:35 AM): by partnerin with a fat girl

(11:38:21 PM): not every party is like the ones you think of
-(11:38:26 PM): i know that
-(11:38:35 PM): we go to the same cv ones remember

[19:01] i headed back to the office and got to the lobby elevator and held the door for someone behind me
[19:01] and then she walks in.
[19:02] so i hit 40
[19:02] she doesn't press anything..... obviously because we're on the same floor
[19:03] then we get to 40 and I hold the door for this broad and she heads to the exit of the elevator corridor and scans her id, opens the door and turns around and looks at me and says,...
[19:03] "oh where are you headed?"
[19:03] like i was some kind of delivery wetback
[19:04] so i said,," uh.... down the hall from you..."
[19:04] "oh you work here... "
[19:04] 'yup"
Sorry to hear that. Dumb broad. :(

[05:19] we watched the gay pride parade last weekend
[05:20] i was wondering, why do gay people have to be that gay
[05:20] like fine, go poke it in your ass, but still, feathers and chains and shit?
[05:20] seems like they're just feeding their own stereotype
[05:20] kinda like william hung is to asians
Well put, well put.

P8percut23 (1:48:12 AM): he was trying to hit on some asian girl
P8percut23 (1:48:13 AM): and she socked him in the face
P8percut23 (1:48:23 AM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (1:48:26 AM): hahaha wtf
StrikeoutK (1:48:30 AM): what a bitch
P8percut23 (1:48:36 AM): cuz he was touching her or something
P8percut23 (1:48:39 AM): she's ghetto
StrikeoutK (1:48:40 AM): nice one

[15:35] might be more emotional than anything else
[15:37] me: hahahaha jeezus
[15:40] well as you know, girls are all about emotion

(2:31:44 AM): so i keep calling this one bitch to try and do something w/ her but she never answers
StrikeoutK (2:31:53 AM): hahahaahahahahahaha
(2:31:56 AM): does that mean she doesnt want to do anything with me?
StrikeoutK (2:31:57 AM): she's ignoring you
Neeeeeeeeeeeeext.

StrikeoutK (3:48:42 AM): i told you, she's not worth it
ShrimpSiumai (3:48:51 AM): wth who?
StrikeoutK (3:48:55 AM): beats me
StrikeoutK (3:48:57 AM): general advice

[16:26] me: i saw a pretty attractive white girl flirting with some dude
[16:26] me: turned out to be an asian dude
[16:26] me: i was in awe
[16:28] in awe?
[16:28] white girls are easy
[16:28] hahah
[16:28] you can totally get them
[16:29] YOU
[16:29] me: are you shitting me
[16:29] me: i always thought they were more difficult to obtain
[16:29] nope, a lot of azn guys are just intimidated or something
[16:30] less in common to begin with sometimes
[16:32] me: i never thought about it that way
[16:32] just think in advance of some topics to chat about
[16:32] me: always thought it was easier playing on our side of the fence
[16:32] it's easier to start with
[16:32] but harder to finish them (as in put out)
Well "shit on me."

[16:30] white girls are sluttier in the general aspect of things

[04:26] the climate here is recockulous
[04:26] i wake up in the morning, its already hot so im already sweating
[04:26] i walk over to the bart
[04:26] step inside
[04:26] the ac is on full
[04:26] so i start to get cold
[04:27] then i ride on the train for 15 mins
[04:27] now im freezing my ass off
[04:27] so then i step off the train
[04:27] and its hot again
[04:27] so im like ahhhhh, nice and warm
[04:27] walk a few steps
[04:27] goddamn im hot
[04:27] get to the office
[04:27] ac is on full again
[04:27] ahhh nice and cool
[04:27] sit inside for a few hours
[04:28] freeze my ass off all over again
[04:28] lunchtime
[04:28] step outside
[04:28] ahh nice and toasty
[04:28] walk a few steps
[04:28] sweating
[04:28] get to a restaurant
[04:28] ac once again
[04:28] YOU GET THE POINT
[04:29] supposed to be a lvl 3 typhoon tommorrow
"ROTFLMAO!!!" Sucker.

[04:32] some broad went to a fertility clinicb
[04:32] she expected to get knocked up by her husbands sperm
[04:32] but they gave her the wrong juice!
[04:35] when the doc realized what he did
[04:35] he told the broad to get an abortion
[04:35] she said no because she was trying to have a baby for four+ years
[04:35] so she asks for the medical history of the guy's mojo
[04:36] and the doc won't give it to her!!!
[04:36] damn.... that's some shit...

(6:41:11 PM): not really
(6:41:16 PM): not at all actually
(6:41:41 PM): asian guys dont tend to fly my kite
StrikeoutK (6:41:54 PM): i see
StrikeoutK (6:42:01 PM): i understand
StrikeoutK (6:42:13 PM): you're one of those
(6:42:16 PM): no im not any type of "those"
StrikeoutK (6:42:23 PM): it's okay
(6:42:28 PM): stop that
(6:42:30 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (6:42:33 PM): i would be too

(12:09:22 AM): her head is getting more and more fucked up

[00:42] it's customary now to ask for a picture

[14:01] taking off bra with the left hand
[14:01] that's an advanced topic