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to do:
revamp this website
clean my room (entropy takes over)
write another memoir
yeahh

to go:
class?
nudie again?

to buy:
nothing, i'm broke

reminders:
g.a.g.


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"you're not a breast or an ass man, you're a personality man" -about me

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Friends. Chongs. The occasional white man. It is because of you all I update as often as I read your own blog. Reading your (for the most part) preaching and continuous contemplation towards the future and irrelevant things in general is beginning to take its toll on me. Yes, some of you are still being greedy mfers.

Those of us in the inferior semester system has started classes. Anyone who has not started school yet is not getting shafted.. Today while walking to class I saw a decent chick walk into the building I was headed towards. Followed a reasonable distance behind, up the stairs, into the hall. Kept pace until she turned into a classroom. I walked a few more steps before realizing I'm supposed to be in that same classroom. What a glorious day.

You know those dudes who try to get you to register to vote? Well I saw one of those people on campus the other day. He was trying to get people to register with the GOP. The only problem was, he was black, hahaha. LOL. If you don't understand why this is funny then you're probably ignorant of politics, which probably means you're one of those who don't exercise your obligation to vote for fear of being selected for jury duty yet still complain when shit hits the fan.

[23:54] people getting married is pretty dumb
[23:54] as a man you are pretty much giving up a shitload of money forever
[23:55] unless you marry a rich women
[23:55] which is unlikely since women are lazy


I think my classes will be alright. All are discussion based, two of which deal with current issues and one that focuses on interpersonal. I'll never take another class that is taught and learned through formulas and memorization of how to use said formulas. Anyways the schedule is nice too, two days a week 1:30-4:15, and the other two 10:30 - 1:15. My only qualms about the 10:30 start time is that finding a parking spot is virtuall a gamble. Of course no Friday classes. I aint no freshman. I will remain on the lookout for more cochaches. Apparently I didn't win the 100 million lottery this time, so I'll still be going to school.

Two weekends ago I went to a BBQ party type deal in SJ with Chester thrown by is fratority. Only had a few drinks, but it was still otherwise a pretty good time. We played poker in tandem, and still ended up in the money even though we only won two hands all evening. Probably due to the fact that a lot of the other players were drunk and were playing looser than a high school cheerleader. At one point, this one dude was getting this (drunk) girl to dance in the middle of the room. Every little while he'd throw change on the floor, as if to say "thanks," hahaha. Hella messed up under sober conditions, but it was god damn funny.

Now a break with a quote from William Hung, the walking stereotype that keeps on giving us chinamen a bad name:

"My principle is to face the world with my truest side. I am very satisfied with how I look now. I don't want too drastic of a change all of a sudden. However, if I have time, I want to get braces."

Yes because sometimes he's studying too much and doesn't have time to wear his teeth.

Ah yes, recently team arf played in the basketball tournament that's in Alameda every year. The long and short of it is that me, Kevin, Tom, Chester, and Will got ran out of the gym, going ofer in the win column. Many factors go into this result, such as lack of practice, lack of a system, lack of practice, and retarded substitutions (in one game we subbed for the sub of a starter... three people in one position over that one game). However, we lost because the damn kids are just younger, quicker, and can hit their shots. I'm not playing again next year unless we play in a lower division. Or if I play co-ed, which wont happen cuz I'm an assho and girl's wont want to play with me, and I'd hate the fact that they'd play like shit. Or unless I stack myself on a team with a bunch of 6'4" dudes. Oh and Brutus' team went ofer too, leaving team arfxs well represented with a total of zero wins the whole day. Someone on his team screwed their knee up really bad, like a tear or something.

A week before that Willy and I went out to a car shop and got his car windows tinted. After the three hour job, we ate lunch at TGI Friday's. Then we went to the mall. I gave him the ever coveted Nordstrom's tour. To my bewilderment, he did not leave a satisfied customer. WTHBTW. That was the first time someone left not totally amazed. What a bastard. He said he was "expecting more," something along the lines of his gf, Kristin Kreuk. Well you know what, screw you!. He did say, however, that he found it interesing that I would have gone for something like that.

[02:58] thought you got pummeled for jocking someone else's gf

Mac and Ever recently came by and played some poker in CV with us. Yeah howabout those 2/7 os?

Anyways I've been to the pool a few times the past few weeks, and one day while we (Nick, Chester, myself) were sitting in the spa, one of our classmates from high school (who works at the pool) came by to say hello and chat. The only thing I'll mention is that she was talking about where she'd like to raise her kids and stuff. The point is that she's already thinking about such things, being 20 years old. I distinctly thinking to myself "wtf" while she was talking about it, and Nick said I had the "wtf" look on my face when she mentioned the kids thing. I probably did have the face. I mean, sometimes I can't even decide what to wear in the morning, or how I'm going to cook my eggs, shiet.

Our TV broke, so we had to get a new one. We are now blessed with hdtv widescreen. I can't wait for the NBA and NFL seasons to start, along with the primetime shows in the fall. I already caught myself watching What A Girl Wants in HD, even though I've already seen it. Felt a little dirrrrty afterwards.

So the Olympics came and went. Could anyone who goes to that school at the end of highway 13 please tell Natalie Coughlin that she's my hero? Thanks. Beach volleyball should be a crime. Carly Patterson is super cute. Women playing softball (Jennie Finch and Cat Osterman actually) got it goin' on. Swimmers have the hottest bodies. Logan Tom (and vb) can spike on me anytime, as long as she loses the lesbian/feminist inspired haircut. USA (NBA) basketball is weaksauce.

I try to fill out my time by playing gunbound every other day, at the least. Doom 3 hype has died down a bit, but I still intend on beating it.

Currently in car cd player: "Where You Want To Be" by Taking Back Sunday
Previously: Spiderman 2 OST by VA
Next will either be Ashlee Simpson's "Autobiography" or Snow Patrol's "Final Straw" or the OST to A Cinderella Story.

athena r0x (11:36:09 PM): pervert
StrikeoutK (11:36:12 PM): no way
athena r0x (11:36:13 PM): have you had a girlfriend yet?!?!
athena r0x (11:36:17 PM): BECAUSE THIS MAY BE WHY

StrikeoutK (11:28:43 PM): DIM DIM DIM
StrikeoutK (11:28:45 PM): err
StrikeoutK (11:28:46 PM): dun dun dun

(12:14:08 AM): man she's hot
(12:14:16 AM): what was i thinking when she used to talk to me
StrikeoutK (12:14:55 AM): you were a fool back then :-(

Now that I think about it, there are better.

(12:17:03 AM): she's hot huh?
(12:18:03 AM): shes the hottest girl in target
(12:18:12 AM): and trust me i know
(12:18:24 AM): i look out for those things
StrikeoutK (12:18:36 AM): i believe you

(12:19:52 AM): i even got a chance to see melissa's panties before
(12:20:10 AM): wore her panties low
StrikeoutK (12:20:10 AM): hahahahahaahhahahahahaha gg
(12:20:22 AM): and her tshirt was hella small
(12:20:34 AM): best part

[22:11] and then the MC gets on the mic and starts clowning on you
[22:11] with stuff your friends told him to say
[22:12] gawd the whole club was hearing about me liking hilary and little girls and stuff


[22:14] you should get advice from ****, he had a stripper on his lap for over a hour and paid $40

StrikeoutK (12:44:07 AM): dude women are dumb
StrikeoutK (12:44:12 AM): they want to be all independent now and work their own jobs
StrikeoutK (12:44:19 AM): and be able to support themselves
StrikeoutK (12:44:31 AM): instead of letting men take care of them
StrikeoutK (12:44:45 AM): shit i wish i could be a homemaker


ShrimpSiumai (12:54:30 AM): the topic was how to deal / why women go through emotional waves
StrikeoutK (12:54:44 AM): haahah
StrikeoutK (12:54:45 AM): uh leave them alone then
ShrimpSiumai (12:54:57 AM): that's what this article is saying
StrikeoutK (12:55:01 AM): man i coulda told you that
StrikeoutK (12:55:05 AM): don't need no expert

(1:14:16 AM): most girl surfers have perfect bodies
(1:14:20 AM): even if they are only 14

StrikeoutK (4:47:24 PM): pissed someone upstairs off
StrikeoutK (4:47:25 PM): haha
(4:47:28 PM): TWIS
(4:47:35 PM): maybe ***** had a bf but we didn't respect
(4:47:36 PM): OH
StrikeoutK (4:47:48 PM): cuz we said she wasn't as good as before
(4:47:48 PM): looked at her the wrong way
StrikeoutK (4:47:50 PM): LOL

(12:28:53 AM): i swear it's kinda disgusting
(12:29:00 AM): cuz she be sitting on his lap
(12:29:04 AM): and it's like, geezus christ
(12:29:10 AM): she's like 2x your size mang
StrikeoutK (12:29:37 AM): that is no good
(12:29:54 AM): twis
(12:29:59 AM): i'd rather have **** there
(12:30:09 AM): cuz at least his bitch was decent looking


[05:13] (she) is going to snooze alarm me to death
[05:14] better get her a sybian alarm

DasButh228 (5:34:22 PM): you talked to her?
StrikeoutK (5:34:38 PM): hahahaha no
StrikeoutK (5:34:43 PM): i'm afraid of going to jail
DasButh228 (5:34:53 PM): it would be worth it
DasButh228 (5:35:09 PM): hahaha fuck the world

[17:02] i had a puerto rican chick
[17:03] first she thought she had chickenpox so she came into my clinic and changed into a gown
[17:03] lifted up the front and showed me the bumps on her inner thigh
[17:03] bending over and kindly exposing her noobars
[17:03] then stood up and showed me the bumps on her back
[17:03] kindly exposing her g-string
[17:03] then kindly exposing the fact that she's a bisexual

NICE!!!

[04:31] why not
-[04:31] i dunno i tend to space out in classes
[04:31] yeah the reason you're supposed to space out in class is to dream about noobars
-[04:32] damn i knew something was up
[04:32] i bet
-[04:34] i will pay more attenition next week in class
-[04:34] (to the noobars)


StrikeoutK (10:17:44 PM): she's like every other asian girl
StrikeoutK (10:17:44 PM): oh
DasButh228 (10:18:04 PM): you were seriously born into the wrong skin i swear
DasButh228 (10:18:13 PM): give her credit for being hot you nig
StrikeoutK (10:19:11 PM): i will do no such thing

P8percut23 (10:21:45 PM): and what did you think
StrikeoutK (10:22:08 PM): bag the face
P8percut23 (10:22:41 PM): you say that a lot
StrikeoutK (10:22:46 PM): i'm an assho
StrikeoutK (10:22:47 PM): what can i say

DasButh228 (12:29:17 AM): hot white girls at SDSU
StrikeoutK (12:29:21 AM): shutup
DasButh228 (12:29:26 AM): clean asians at UCSD
StrikeoutK (12:29:27 AM): stop bragging ;(
StrikeoutK (12:29:33 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (12:29:42 AM): you mean nerds for you to help you pass your classes
StrikeoutK (12:29:48 AM): who will tutor you in the library
StrikeoutK (12:29:54 AM): and you will take them out for ice cream
StrikeoutK (12:30:04 AM): then when the quarter is over... you'll ignore their IM's and phone calls



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