Once I actually become credible I'll truely be the genious that I pretty much already am.

After watching the latest WongFu video What If, I only have one thing to say: that foo is trippin. The man is obviously musically inclined. Better just use those skills and (literally/figuratively) mount up reverse cowgirl style again.

Allow me to use this opportunity to plug my new law for situations such as this. Nevermind, it's too good. Screw it.

I wish I too were retarded. Oh wait...

Anyways let me write about something else in an attempt to give this post some actual "substance." In my class recently we were talking about how the media (magazines in particular) affects society and the self. Some dude was saying how he was reading an article about some hot woman in Maxim and the caption next to her picture which said "I'd love to be with another woman to please my man." He said the idea disgusted him. What in the hell? Are you homogay? Are all your anatomy working correctly? I will now quote a friend:

(2:28:12 AM): that guy is a bible beater

"Be with another woman" refers to cooking in tandem, if you weren't aware. Thank you for your time.

Fuck me I'm a lazy bastard. I will eventually update this to prove that I am still sentient. Don't worry, you can read about how much I think you're retarded soon.

I'm going to be out of town till the end of the weekend. Please refrain from contacting me unless you have good news. By good news I refer to either 1) gossip, 2) some kind of relationship garbage. However, with case 2, do not inform me if that someone involved is yourself. I would either spend too much time convincing you you're an idiot, or I simply wouldn't care to give it to you straight.

now i have even more proof of some of you being greedy mfers. if i fail to ever share with you again it's because you're too damn greedy and don't deserve it. who would have thought i'd be the caring one? you bastards. you selfish, small-minded obtuse bastards.