From the invariably sensible
stillAdick. The man is a genious.
"first off i was in a frat...which means dumb, horny, drunk girls around you trying to feel accepted/liked by the guys. there's two type of chicks that come to frat parties...the sorority hoes and the random/independent hoes. if you can't hook up with a sorority chick/random chick at frat party...you're a fucking loser. it's like shooting fish in a fucking barrel. these chicks are horny barn yard animals that learned to walk upright and drink beer and tell you that "you're awesome" when they are buzzed.
"this is college...i got a twin size bed and she's a cupcake away from being officially "chubby". i like to sleep comfortably. so i say to her....."hey...i have a HUGE exam tommorrow...can you just go across the hall and sleep in your own bed?" she fucking STORMS OUT NAKED to her apartment across the hall. then i just realize what i said in my drunken stupor...classes haven't even fucking started yet. doh!"
This all leads to: a fat dump on me. I'm either getting out of here or going to play for the other team instead. The rest of you can study your asses off.
posted by
jer at 11:42 PM
