Thank You Much
Jerry P. Lu coming back to inform the populous of what's good and righteous in the world.
Thank you world for...
1) Hot girls you know (of) from 4-5 years ago who are still hot today.
2) Chicks who refer to other chicks as being hot. That's hot.
3) Books in the bookstore stacked at floor level. As the beautiful Bridget Hennessy remarked, "pants go down, shirt stays up" and, as the very funny The Todd noted, out comes the "thoooooooongggg."
4) FU all and your horse face comments!
A great surfing dentist once said, "god bless america!"
I guess this means I'll be back.