Apple Has Fallen On My Head
Okay maybe not so dramatic, but I have recently realized something about my shit school. Specifically, in regards to the (quality of) women there. I have come to the conclusion of the kinesiology department winning in terms of quantity, while the journalism & mass communications department wins for its quality. Kin. is filled with super tall and fit athletes but they more or less dress in sports attire (e.g. sweats) and are pretty lax with their makeup and hair. In J&MC, they are more fashion forward and take the time to style their hair and put their faces on.

To put this into perspective, if I were to index some of the different colleges/departments it would go something like this: journalism & mass comm 113, kinesiology 107, psychology 100, business/education/sociology 88, physical science 82, life science 75, and everything else being incomplete or generally no idear. Lollerskates.

Ahh screw it lets just look at more pictures of women. Here we have Megan Fox of Hope & Faith fame. She will also be the female lead in the upcoming Transformers movie. Can't wait for that. Anyways here we have another brunette and blue eyed beauty. Yowsas. The obvious joke to make here would be that she's soooo foxy, but that is too easy. Too bad she is marrying David Silver. I guess all you have to do to get the girl is to be a crappy poser wigger of a rapper.