Counterfeited, Commentary
Unless you have spent the last few days in the dark of your basement, you know that the weather has been super nice lately. As all men know, nice (warm weather) means girls being extra generous with their choice of clothing! So I was walking around campus thinking to myself how at times, the craphole known as SJSU is sometimes acceptable when it comes to eye candy. Shorts, skirts, sleeveless, and strapless have all made appearances these past two days. Not bad, not bad. Of course there are still myriad a cups on campus, but that is a topic for another entry.

Anyways, I get home and open up a newspaper and on the front page is a picture of chicks laying out in two-piece bikinis up at St. Mary's. Wow. SJSU loses again. Talk about dejection. Got pwnt there in about 2.5 seconds. F it all.

Listening to Leykis on the drive back, the topic of conversation was abortions. Specifically women who have had abortions and were "positive" about the experience (quotes because I forget the exact prompt). So most women were like, "yeah it was the best thing I ever did for myself" and "it was the right thing to do at the time," and for the most part I was okay with it. Except the part about some of them being 16 or 17 at the time and nobody knowing about it, but I let that slide too on account of them being stupid kids. As my fans know, to me, it's a woman's body and she can do whatever she wants with it. If anyone asks for my help in the matter I would offer my support unequivocally.

The one thing that got to me was one broad, after stating all the reasons why she did what she did, she said something along the lines of "I'm proud of what I did" and that "it was the best $365 I ever spent." Jesus Christ. You're proud of what by most accounts is considered to be one of the biggest fuck-ups you can commit in life? What the mother?! The best money you ever spent? You think you're buying a pair of gd pumps or something? Jesus Christ. You appreciate the fact you sound like you consider such a procedure standard operating procedure? My goodness. Get your ass back in line, the soup kitchen doesn't open for another hour. Then halfway through another call the station cut in with a "now it's time for A's baseball" commercial, haha.