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So for the past few years I've always thought that the animals on my lucky boxers have been reindeer, but upon further inspection today I discover in actuality they are dogs wearing reindeer antlers. No wonder they have never really did much good for me.

StrikeoutK (12:56:20 AM): hey you wont believe this
(12:56:37 AM): try me
StrikeoutK (12:56:41 AM): they're not reindeer...
(12:56:48 AM): YOU IDIOT
StrikeoutK (12:56:52 AM): i just looked
StrikeoutK (12:56:54 AM): they're dogs
(12:56:55 AM): OMG
(12:56:57 AM): WTF
(12:57:03 AM): how did you screw that one up?
(12:57:16 AM): so this was your problem all along
(12:57:18 AM): they were upset
(12:57:29 AM): because they were being mistaken for a subordinate species
StrikeoutK (12:57:47 AM): this could be it
(12:57:54 AM): alright
StrikeoutK (12:57:57 AM): the balance was thrown off cuz i pissed em off
(12:57:59 AM): now we understand
StrikeoutK (12:58:02 AM): yes
StrikeoutK (12:58:07 AM): you dont know man
StrikeoutK (12:58:16 AM): i believed for at least 2 years they were reindeer
(12:58:30 AM): it all makes sense now..

Many months ago my buddy Corinne impressed me. She hasn't stopped inspiring since then.



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