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corinny o (12:59:34 AM): i mean u cant be good with women unless you make the effort
corinny o (12:59:38 AM): u cant just be a deadweight
corinny o (12:59:43 AM): and expect them to come to you

StrikeoutK (2:59:27 AM): the way they carry themselves is just as important as their makeup and racks

StrikeoutK (11:00:46 PM): the pope said don't use condoms
StrikeoutK (11:00:52 PM): and the pope = god

DasButh228 (12:36:38 AM): i noticed something about nerd girls
DasButh228 (12:36:46 AM): the white ones at least have racks

Chanman 007 (12:47:40 AM): if she was with me earlier
Chanman 007 (12:47:44 AM): i would've kept her hot

DasButh228 (2:05:40 AM): size? and how much
StrikeoutK (2:05:43 AM): 6" thx
StrikeoutK (2:05:54 AM): for you, 5 dolla

StrikeoutK (6:16:12 PM): how come nobody can seem to come up with a valid reason or excuse anymore

hippo tardimus (3:16:36 AM): a chinky girl came in
hippo tardimus (3:16:48 AM): that i would do if she didn't need braces to bad
hippo tardimus (3:16:49 AM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (3:46:05 AM): when did you get your confidence with women
StrikeoutK (3:46:15 AM): the hot ones
StrikeoutK (3:46:20 AM): im not talking about the regular average ones
hippo tardimus (3:47:44 AM): birth

StrikeoutK (6:13:09 PM): well i go sometimes just to check out the chicks haha
So0o Pink (6:13:37 PM): well i could understand that, cuz you wouldn't ever talk to them
StrikeoutK (6:14:07 PM): FU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So0o Pink (6:14:18 PM): pwahahhaha

hippo tardimus (11:58:36 PM): you are wise beyond your limited iq

[17:06] what dumb lyrics
[17:06] what are these fuckin koreans thinking
[17:06] rather...don't they have ppl like...consulting them on their retardedness
[17:06] if not...shit
[17:06] i'll go apply for the job
[17:06] to sit aorund and say...no, that doesn't even make sense...try again
[17:07] no...u sound too fob...don't use that
[17:07] can they PLEASE get a proper english consultant

StrikeoutK (11:19:13 PM): i hope i didn't cockblock myself though by not going
corinny o (11:19:24 PM): obviously you did
StrikeoutK (11:19:31 PM): fuck me
corinny o (11:19:32 PM): unless it was an asian party
StrikeoutK (11:19:43 PM): no i think i mighta been the token
corinny o (11:20:05 PM): damn then u HELLA cockblocked yaself
StrikeoutK (11:20:13 PM): FUCK what have i done
corinny o (11:20:28 PM): white bitches are easy
corinny o (11:20:30 PM): tsk tsk
StrikeoutK (11:20:44 PM): you are preaching to the inexperienced choir

(5:50:23 PM): "uhh before u do that... do u have one? cuz apparently we used my only 2"
(5:50:39 PM): I DIDNT HAVE ONE EITHER
StrikeoutK (5:50:44 PM): LOL sucka
(5:51:09 PM): ugh i usually do have one too

[02:52] josie moran?
-[02:52] roger
[02:52] so hawt
-[02:54] wifey material
-[02:54] in my mind at least
[02:56] just cause she's white
-[02:56] dont be ridiculous
-[02:57] THEpansy appreciates hot, regardless of gender
-[02:57] crap

StrikeoutK (12:47:55 AM): i'd give her a 7/10
corinny o (12:49:12 AM): are they white
corinny o (12:49:16 AM): "of course"

corinny o (12:57:37 AM): anythin else interesting happen?
StrikeoutK (12:58:09 AM): um nice racks on a few?
StrikeoutK (12:58:25 AM): i think that is it
corinny o (12:58:51 AM): oh i meant anythin else in ur day.. i knew u were finished on that topic, i wasnt expecting an "oh yea i talked to them" or anything

StrikeoutK (1:01:27 AM): i discovered that the girl in front of me has her tongue pierced?
corinny o (1:02:57 AM): that is good cuz that means she must have turned around to talk to you
corinny o (1:03:00 AM): good job jerry!
StrikeoutK (1:03:28 AM): LOL THANKS

corinny o (12:49:46 AM): for you i wish good things, like hooking up with a girl who u can look at and be like "DAMN SHE'S HOT" and know she's also a good person

corinny o (12:28:50 AM): jerry, one day you will find an amazing beautiful woman who will set you straight and slap you when you are being a faggot like this and then have hot sex with you all night

corinny o (11:44:06 PM): i can pretty accurately say that girls live up to their physical potential when they go out.. to parties, on dates, to the clubs, etc.
corinny o (11:44:12 PM): all events you dont participate in
corinny o (11:44:30 PM): HAHAHHAHA
StrikeoutK (11:44:31 PM): fuck
StrikeoutK (11:44:38 PM): let me recall the few times i can remember
StrikeoutK (11:45:00 PM): fuck i will have to take your word

hippo tardimus (1:33:22 AM): are there a lot of dumbass niggers and crackers in your classes?
StrikeoutK (1:33:40 AM): not even niggers and crackers, everything
StrikeoutK (1:33:59 AM): that school has everything but good looking white girls

corinny o (8:42:42 PM): nothin like talkin on the phone knowin on the other line is someon real ugly

[01:20] those black ghosts took 20 minutes to make a fricken hamburger though
-[01:21] what is a black ghost
[01:21] hak gwai is the word for colored ppl in cantonese, which literally translates to "black ghost".. or "black monster"
-[01:22] i'm comfortable with nigger
[01:22] those damn niggers took 20 minutes to make a fricken hamburger though

StrikeoutK (12:14:40 AM): you are a horrible fuck buddy
corinny o (12:14:44 AM): LOL we aint fuck buddies!
corinny o (12:15:34 AM): cuz theres no fuckin goin on

StrikeoutK (12:22:22 AM): ok mistress
corinny o (12:22:30 AM): concubine, mistress sounds old
StrikeoutK (12:23:03 AM): wtf you wish you concubined with me

corinny o (10:24:32 PM): i can't offer personal feedback, but i know alot of people go there so it must be decent
corinny o (10:24:42 PM): then again you are in berkeley...
StrikeoutK (10:24:51 PM): fuck what are you saying
corinny o (10:25:00 PM): good luck with the lookers

StrikeoutK (10:25:02 PM): is it going to be a bunch of asian lightweights who think they are down with it
corinny o (10:25:32 PM): yea and worse
corinny o (10:25:36 PM): but nothing you wouldn't hit

hippo tardimus (11:30:08 PM): all i know about college bars is white sorority girls
hippo tardimus (11:30:20 PM): and asian girls who wish they were white sorority girls
StrikeoutK (11:30:21 PM): haha YES i will agree

corinny o (4:46:11 PM): hahaha you are going to be a quick shooter in the first few months

[19:05] saw quite a few with their moms
[19:05] i'm like woah... then the mom appears
[19:05] must be not old enough to drive

[10:45] i was gonna go today but it's overcast
-[10:46] why don't you go anyway
[10:46] the chances of girls in crop tops are a lot lower

[03:56] crap i have ventured to high school cousins friends pages on myspace
[03:56] MUST ABORT
-[03:56] scouting report
[03:58] i gave up

StrikeoutK (4:16:00 AM): oh SHIT i found (some broad's) myspace... don't wake up tho... she's still missing boobs

[04:25] mmm hello megan
[04:25] yikes, 16
[04:25] wth
-[04:25] first thought was "wish (you) was here"

[22:30] ugh
[22:30] something EXTREMELY unfortunate just happened in the elevator
[22:31] there were two flaming gay guys riding up with me, one was azn, the other was white
[22:31] one said to the other "i'm totally giving it to you tonight"
[22:31] and the other goes "nuh UH! it's my turn tonight!"
[22:31] i almost puked

StrikeoutK (3:01:29 AM): left older
StrikeoutK (3:01:30 AM): right younger
StrikeoutK (3:01:35 AM): older 17
StrikeoutK (3:01:37 AM): younger 16
StrikeoutK (3:01:38 AM): BWAYHAHAHAHA
hippo tardimus (3:01:51 AM): hhha
StrikeoutK (3:01:52 AM): what do you think
hippo tardimus (3:01:54 AM): thats legal in hawaii

hippo tardimus (1:00:21 AM): a few years ago there would have been no word to describe her
hippo tardimus (1:00:35 AM): but now there is the perfect word
hippo tardimus (1:00:50 AM): and she is......
hippo tardimus (1:00:53 AM): EMO!

hippo tardimus (1:05:08 AM): i think she just needs to get away from it all and lie on the beach
StrikeoutK (1:05:39 AM): and let you touch her? in funny places
hippo tardimus (1:05:45 AM): hahaha yeah like my apartment
hippo tardimus (1:05:50 AM): oh
hippo tardimus (1:05:59 AM): hahaha and my car
hippo tardimus (1:06:05 AM): and the vagina

hippo tardimus (1:07:40 AM): and then we'd fall in love
hippo tardimus (1:07:46 AM): and make 75% asian babies

StrikeoutK (1:12:07 AM): dude i want to see where she is at age 25
StrikeoutK (1:12:45 AM): she's either gonna be doing some brilliant shit like being the next carly fiorina
StrikeoutK (1:12:51 AM): or have 3 kids living in some dump with a husband that beats her

StrikeoutK (1:14:40 AM): ooh she's gonna be like the girl in rules of attraction
StrikeoutK (1:14:50 AM): some foo is gonna sing her some song that he wrote and play the guitar
StrikeoutK (1:14:53 AM): and she is gonna get all emo and lay him

hippo tardimus (9:29:44 PM): her bottom was too small or something
StrikeoutK (9:29:51 PM): bikini bottom?
hippo tardimus (9:29:55 PM): yeah
hippo tardimus (9:30:07 PM): cuz you could see where it was like super white
hippo tardimus (9:30:18 PM): or like freshly shaved or some shit

StrikeoutK (9:41:02 PM): so would you hit it still
hippo tardimus (9:44:33 PM): oh
hippo tardimus (9:44:36 PM): of course hahha
hippo tardimus (9:44:41 PM): white meat is hard to come by

StrikeoutK (9:56:25 PM): she shouldnt curl her hair
SLObearsi (9:56:32 PM): its natural
StrikeoutK (9:56:36 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (9:56:39 PM): so is her twat hair
SLObearsi (9:56:46 PM): shes shaved
SLObearsi (9:56:48 PM): OH

corinny O (2:15:05 AM): is she that cute, ive never met her
StrikeoutK (2:15:10 AM): LOL you are asking the wrong person my friend
corinny O (2:15:30 AM): oh gawd
StrikeoutK (2:15:33 AM): i hope you understand
corinny O (2:15:38 AM): i do
StrikeoutK (2:15:40 AM): at least she's thin?
corinny O (2:15:48 AM): but she's asian

corinny O (2:31:18 AM): i dont beat around the bush
StrikeoutK (2:31:28 AM): no, but you let him beat around yours

StrikeoutK (2:33:56 AM): people don't change
StrikeoutK (2:33:59 AM): only the partners keep changing
StrikeoutK (2:34:03 AM): fuck that was insightful

StrikeoutK (5:22:39 AM): this one chick was hot
StrikeoutK (5:22:42 AM): and she was asian
StrikeoutK (5:22:44 AM): go figure

[01:36] you are all bigots
-[01:36] i prefer racist

hippo tardimus (12:19:19 AM): you got a lot of filipinos there?
hippo tardimus (12:19:19 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:19:22 AM): yes
StrikeoutK (12:19:23 AM): and vc's
hippo tardimus (12:19:25 AM): san jo i always thought so
StrikeoutK (12:19:26 AM): and habibs
hippo tardimus (12:19:26 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:19:29 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:19:29 AM): and arabs
hippo tardimus (12:19:31 AM): suck
hippo tardimus (12:19:34 AM): red dot women
StrikeoutK (12:19:43 AM): what we have very few of: hot white chicks
hippo tardimus (12:19:48 AM): hahah
hippo tardimus (12:19:53 AM): face facts nigger
hippo tardimus (12:19:56 AM): you better start going asian

hippo tardimus (2:22:53 AM): she needed orthodontic intervention
hippo tardimus (2:23:05 AM): she has a class III skeletal occlusion
StrikeoutK (2:23:34 AM): what is class iii skeletal occlusion
hippo tardimus (2:23:46 AM): it means her chin sticks out like a motherbitch

[02:28] chicks that (breast feed) blatantly have to be advertising imo...
-[02:29] advertising what
[02:30] their boobs

[02:39] I can't solid snake worth a damn

corinny O (11:28:00 PM): yea
corinny O (11:28:02 PM): you're bein a pussy

[23:52] ok you know how i'm always asking hypotheticals
[23:52] well now it's time for the real thing

[00:06] women babble a lot

hippo tardimus (2:03:56 AM): her husband is going to check her vm
hippo tardimus (2:04:05 AM): fly from the armpit of the east coast (nj)
hippo tardimus (2:04:15 AM): to the armpit of the west coast (sf) and kill you

hippo tardimus (2:24:49 AM): nothing good can come out of sleeping in the same bed with a girl you want to hump

StrikeoutK (2:32:17 AM): you should/can still go for white chicks
hippo tardimus (2:32:38 AM): yes i could, but they don't like chongs sorry to tell you that

StrikeoutK (2:32:57 AM): DUDE
StrikeoutK (2:33:02 AM): today at the bar there was a white girl/asian guy couple
StrikeoutK (2:33:12 AM): i wanted to buy that mfer a beer
hippo tardimus (2:33:46 AM): sorry you can get an ugly one if you want

hippo tardimus (2:37:37 AM): but once i went asian i never went caucasian
StrikeoutK (2:37:40 AM): WHY
StrikeoutK (2:37:59 AM): aren't you afraid of having to buy your asian gf a $2000 fendi purse?
hippo tardimus (2:38:31 AM): those are a subset of undesirable asian

hippo tardimus (2:38:11 AM): white girl vs asian girl
hippo tardimus (2:38:19 AM): you'll get along with the asian girl better
hippo tardimus (2:39:38 AM): you have little in common with the white woman

hippo tardimus (2:42:09 AM): you are asian
hippo tardimus (2:42:15 AM): sorry to break that to you too

StrikeoutK (3:33:31 AM): fuck i am full of shit

hippo tardimus (3:45:06 AM): the ones who want to be seen as so innocent are always the filthiest ones
StrikeoutK (3:45:23 AM): i have heard that theory
hippo tardimus (3:45:35 AM): thats no theory

[19:45] i loooove laguna beach
-[19:45] i can only stand it when muted
[19:45] you must understand that tons of girls are like that, nearly all the hot ones are
[19:46] except for the married ones that are 'separated' from their husbands

[03:51] i should ask him for you how he does it
[03:52] since it is your dream to homewreck
-[03:52] NO it is not

[15:35] you need to think like you're on a mission(ary)

corinny O (4:07:37 PM): you gotta give advice relative to the advicee

StrikeoutK (4:08:02 PM): i think that's exactly where i fuck up
StrikeoutK (4:08:06 PM): and why nobody asks me anymore
StrikeoutK (4:08:30 PM): since my advice is too superior, the average mind can't comprehend it

StrikeoutK (4:26:12 PM): my hard drive maintains a strict quality control standard here

corinny O (1:23:55 AM): ok u seirously need to hurry up and get laid
corinny O (1:24:01 AM): so you can start thinkin with a clear head
StrikeoutK (1:25:05 AM): i'm already too genious
StrikeoutK (1:25:11 AM): if i start thinking clearly, i will be dangerous

hippo tardimus (2:12:28 AM): i think if i went into the military i would be the smartest one there

StrikeoutK (2:06:04 AM): maybe she really is dumb
hippo tardimus (2:06:12 AM): then she is a perfect match for you

hippo tardimus (4:07:11 AM): you must be mistaken
StrikeoutK (4:07:14 AM): no way, i know the physics of a thong
StrikeoutK (4:07:23 AM): if you bend over
StrikeoutK (4:07:26 AM): shirt goes up
StrikeoutK (4:07:27 AM): pants go down
StrikeoutK (4:07:30 AM): undie ries up

StrikeoutK (3:12:25 AM): one day this will all be funny
StrikeoutK (3:12:28 AM): perhaps as soon as tomorrow
StrikeoutK (3:12:31 AM): but it is not funny yet

StrikeoutK (2:45:32 AM): i wont go asian until i'm 30

StrikeoutK (4:57:16 AM): since all women are bisexual until graduation

hippo tardimus (5:16:46 AM): i just don't like white people
StrikeoutK (5:16:55 AM): me either for the majority of them
StrikeoutK (5:17:01 AM): but we love their women!
hippo tardimus (5:17:06 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:17:09 AM): i guess so
hippo tardimus (5:17:09 AM): yeah
hippo tardimus (5:17:14 AM): hot chicks excepted

hippo tardimus (5:17:28 AM): i will teach a hot chick to surf all day
hippo tardimus (5:17:30 AM): but
hippo tardimus (5:17:34 AM): why spend 2 hours teaching a guy
hippo tardimus (5:17:36 AM): that's horse shit

hippo tardimus (5:06:36 AM): i think i can tolerate talking to only 2 people on the phone
hippo tardimus (5:06:45 AM): and both are chicks i want to bang

P8percut23 (12:38:25 AM): she only dated white guys
StrikeoutK (12:38:46 AM): i dont think anymore about that
StrikeoutK (12:39:03 AM): all girls only date white guys now

hippo tardimus (2:29:29 AM): it came to me today
hippo tardimus (2:29:31 AM): the new jlh
hippo tardimus (2:29:35 AM): is jessica alba

StrikeoutK (2:40:54 AM): you admitted defeat
StrikeoutK (2:41:01 AM): just like i will do when i date an asian nerd
corinny O (2:41:09 AM): dont say that
corinny O (2:41:11 AM): u wouldnt

corinny O (2:41:55 AM): she'd be hella tight tho
corinny O (2:41:57 AM): im talkin literally

corinny O (2:52:08 AM): cuz you would at least try to hook up with a girl if presented on a silver platter
corinny O (2:52:13 AM): he would not know what to do with said platter

corinny O (3:04:25 AM): he likes me for my delightful personality
StrikeoutK (3:04:30 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (3:04:31 AM): LOL you are too cool
corinny O (3:04:47 AM): FUCK YOU

Chanman 007 (12:10:56 AM): did you talk to her
StrikeoutK (12:11:07 AM): my mouth was open
StrikeoutK (12:11:11 AM): but it was not from speech production

[00:34] she was aeight. looks better now i guess
[00:34] i remembered her as being pasty white back then. i sat next to her during band in 7th grade
[00:34] she didn't have any boobs then

StrikeoutK (2:25:19 AM): do you think she should get some b cups
hippo tardimus (2:25:23 AM): lol if she ever was going to she would have a long time ago
hippo tardimus (2:25:52 AM): and to us it makes sense to make them normal sized
hippo tardimus (2:26:09 AM): but any low self esteem woman who gets implants always gets giant ones

StrikeoutK (12:52:59 AM): < -------- starting to believe girls wear rings on their ring fingers as decoys

StrikeoutK (12:53:41 AM): why do girls do that, if i were a chick i'd never advertise my state as being married unless i was
StrikeoutK (12:54:03 AM): and you can't tell me they don't want the attention from being single/getting hit on
StrikeoutK (12:54:08 AM): bc we all know all women are attention whores

StrikeoutK (12:56:35 AM): i think of all the new girls i've met this semester, 69 percent are taken or married or wear some ring on that finger

(7:34:56 PM): my penis is going to take such a beating during and after the time she is here

[22:26] i'll only be 10 minutes
-[22:26] i bet
-[22:27] i think that micu nurse, the look in her eye, she could probably drop your 10 minutes in half
-[22:27] maybe even more

SLObearsi (4:25:37 PM): someone took a shit in our backyard

[23:14] can't argue with chicks for decreasing the bush, even if they're burning it to do so

[02:51] dude so that's the answer
[02:51] if i want to pick up or meet new chicks
[02:51] i need a posse of them to start with and have them flank me

[02:53] but no chubbies cause then i will make fun of you haha

StrikeoutK (11:11:33 PM): i remember thinking how pussy the rest of the fools were

[01:50] where can i sign up for those kind of classes of yours
-[01:51] it's called "not watching horse-faced shows"

[03:31] i don't want to go into any jokes about mosquito bites but...

[03:32] "is it worth it to lose weight at the cost of losing the creavage"
[03:32] i will pose that questionm
-[03:34] and no it's not
-[03:34] that is the worst trade-off in the world
-[03:34] in the WORLD

[03:43] and i told her it's cause i moisturize it every night

hippo tardimus (1:23:02 AM): how hot would the fob have to be for you to do it for 240
hippo tardimus (1:24:16 AM): would you pay 240 to do it with (m1) or (m2) if they were korean whores?

(2:05:40 AM): and i want to have sex with most of my girl friends

hippo tardimus (2:09:41 AM): i'm sure she was white
hippo tardimus (2:09:45 AM): or an asain who wanted to be

StrikeoutK (4:33:00 PM): i wouldn't take that shit from no woman
corinny O (4:33:06 PM): LOL whatever
StrikeoutK (4:33:07 PM): but i would let one beat me

StrikeoutK (1:36:44 AM): i get the impression i'm going to miss out on boobs again this year

StrikeoutK (5:30:51 PM): damn me for being born smart instead of rich or good looking

[17:38] cuz white women present no challenge if you're also white

[15:35] i'd rather graduate and be done with this!
-[15:35] wrong
-[15:36] name any job where there are a million chicks in shorts everywhere

[15:21] you can almost peek down her top
[15:21] if she had boobs

hippo tardimus (5:42:28 PM): look at his eyes
StrikeoutK (5:42:30 PM): LOL
hippo tardimus (5:42:30 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:42:44 PM): any further apart and they would be behind his ears

SLObearsi (11:01:15 PM): some bitch at this party i went to
SLObearsi (11:01:18 PM): thought i was on the track team
SLObearsi (11:01:24 PM): and i was close to say " bitch, look at me"

StrikeoutK (4:01:46 PM): i would rather be ignorant than one who settles

hippo tardimus (4:30:42 PM): are you sure she was hot?
StrikeoutK (4:31:18 PM): she was like a 7 dude
StrikeoutK (4:31:30 PM): i told you already
StrikeoutK (4:31:39 PM): if she was a bagger, i wouldn't have told anyone about her

Oh K Luser (1:36:47 PM): looks like a lil cellulite on the legs on the left pic there
StrikeoutK (1:37:05 PM): ITS MUSCLE DEFINITION

hippo tardimus (3:54:42 PM): why do high school girls have to have such nice bodies
StrikeoutK (3:55:07 PM): because they're all superficial, and haven't lived enough to have any substance

(5:40:40 PM): i only got road head one time
(5:40:41 PM): hahha
(5:40:45 PM): but a parked car so many times
(5:41:12 PM): and one time it wasn't even my or my gf's car!
(5:41:13 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:41:17 PM): hahahaaha
StrikeoutK (5:41:20 PM): let someone else clean the spoo
(5:41:24 PM): hahaha
(5:41:27 PM): swallow!
(5:41:28 PM): oh

[02:06] asian frat = lots of gel in your hair, black t shirt with you letters on it, and constantly talking about your big sis/little sis

[03:02] she is obviously not wearing anything right at this moment, being a thursday night
-[03:03] yea, plus it's probably warm
[03:03] warm where the sun doesn't shine

hippo tardimus (5:27:40 PM): and holy shit i am barely making any money today due to everybody being on medicaid

[01:23] she has some crazy body proportions
-[01:24] seems fine to me
[01:24] i'm just trying to say she has big guns w/o being crass

corinny O (5:17:40 PM): this is the longest ive gone without sex since i started having sex

StrikeoutK (9:43:53 PM): she is perfect
hippo tardimus (10:10:00 PM): hahhah
hippo tardimus (10:10:03 PM): except for some acne

[21:09] hippo tardimus: while i was waiting for my burger, i saw the hottest girl waiting for hers
[21:10] hippo tardimus: bikini top and towel, nice tan
[21:10] hippo tardimus: and then she sat down with her friends and they were talking about getting their drivers licenses

hippo tardimus (4:34:57 PM): she had a kid face
hippo tardimus (4:34:58 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (4:35:02 PM): but a womans body
StrikeoutK (4:35:03 PM): she's legal where you live!

[23:03] you put your thingie inside her
[23:03] and then 10 months later, a baby pops out
-[23:03] i thought the stork delivered those?

StrikeoutK (7:43:12 PM): any further apart and her eyes would be in her ears

corinny O (7:47:52 PM): are you fucking kidding me
StrikeoutK (7:47:53 PM): hahahaha
corinny O (7:47:59 PM): oh my fucking god
StrikeoutK (7:48:08 PM): what do you think haha
corinny O (7:48:18 PM): i think you are crazy

[05:09] sometimes you need the friendly approach, cause you are WAY far from the friend zone so it's no danger
[05:11] like be direct and bust out a "so do you have a bf or can we hang out together sometime?"
[05:11] and maybe she does and yet she'll still hang out
[05:12] which you'd be happy with but at least you know where your status lies

[05:20] i was a junior and she was a frosh, a tall brunette with super nice legs
[05:21] i was hella nervous and after i asked her to prom, she'd come up every day trying to talk to me and flirt with me
[05:21] and i'd just ignore her haha
[05:21] junior and frosh... even then, targeting lower
[05:22] wanna hear one even better haha
[05:22] senior and frosh

hippo tardimus (12:54:56 AM): yea or nay
StrikeoutK (12:55:01 AM): nay from here
StrikeoutK (12:55:04 AM): but i'd hit it

[17:15] i'm very good at pulling
[17:15] wait what are we pulling again?

[18:56] he really wants the black t shirt with greek letters, baggy jeans, and white shoes outfit
[18:56] black hat with black letters optional

hippo tardimus (6:38:02 PM): i've got the jap fetish!
hippo tardimus (6:38:02 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (6:38:07 PM): but its gotta be jap american

StrikeoutK (12:47:24 AM): what does that mean
hippo tardimus (12:47:49 AM): it means i still want to hump her but never will

hippo tardimus (11:19:17 PM): and all i could think about was
hippo tardimus (11:19:35 PM): if i ask her out how is this going to possibly affect my future surfing commitment

[12:16] i'm not touching that chat thread with a 20 ft pole
[12:17] and my pole is 20ft

[03:50] you almost need psych help if that was the case

03:54] if it does then let it crash into a black persons car

(12:40:17 PM): ok lets just say
(12:40:21 PM): in the last 5 years
(12:40:30 PM): i HAVE shit my pants
(12:40:31 PM): hahahahaa
(12:40:35 PM): i wont say how many times
(12:40:38 PM): i wont say when
StrikeoutK (12:40:41 PM): hahahahaha
(12:40:42 PM): because its too embarassing

I also have quotes from 06 and 07; they are on the way!