on the outside shyin' away, on the inside dyin' to say...

Today I snoozed three times as long as I normally do. I tried to fix my sleeping schedule by sleeping four hours the "night" before, but I guess I ended up just messing it up some more. Or as Gerald said:

(5:24:54 PM): i think the sleeping at 6 was the problem

Last weekend we played poker for the first time in a few months. It was fun to do that again. Kevin and I took it down, baby.

The best thing I got for you all is that I watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe on dvd the other day. It was okay. They say the next one will have more action/battle sequences and better special effects. We shall see.

Taking part in my civic duty, I voted on Super Tuesday. The girl in the booth next door must have jogged there because she was wearing a white tank top and short shorts. I almost voted for Mike Gravel. Got my sticker and it has assumed its spot on my desk with the others.

Picture break for the underrated Anne Hathaway of "The Princess Diaries" and "The Devil Wears Prada" fame.


I was in court in Hayward the other day to take care of a speeding ticket and the whole time waiting in line I felt like a criminal. My dad:

"I know how you feel. I went to court in Compton once..."

Can't compare with that. Also while I was in line I overheard two people talking behind me. Some woman goes "and I'm close to 80 years old!" and the dude goes into his "whoa you don't even look it!" and "I would have never guessed!" speech. He was a black dude nearing 60. The first thing I thought to myself was "no wonder... it's in their genes. Passed down from one generation to the next." I still wanted to get tf out of there asap.

I also went in to the lab for a blood test just to make sure everything was working correctly. They are. There some high school aged girl came in all anxious and nervous about getting poked with the needle. When the lab dude came by and asked "who's next?" and I pointed to the chick, she seriously wasn't ready and was like "he's next he's next!" This only made me nervous because I'm a pansy when it comes to needles. When the dude was prepping my arm after tying the strap on and cleaning the area he totally stabbed me and began the extraction without asking me to squeeze the stick thingy. This surprised me because that was the first time I've never squeezed the stick. On my way out I did my best to reassure the kid that everything would be alright and gave her a "you'll do alright." No word on whether or not the glass windows shattered when she probably screamed.

At Circuit City a really tall and thin blonde teenage girl walked in wearing ear buds and playing a PSP. Talk about breaking the stereotype. Reports of her playing Jeanne d'Arc like one Jenna Haze remain unconfirmed.

I drew this a few weeks ago. I will neither describe what it is or explain why I drew it.


Let's take a timeout and check out the super pretty Maria Menounos. We've seen her mostly as an entertainment "journalist" with a few smaller roles in "One Tree Hill" and the "Fantastic Four" movie.


I was browsing the internets and I came across this Complex Magazine interview with Olivia Munn. Excellent use of the hapa genes here. There are better quotes on the second page of the interview, but here are some highlights:

C: Did you ever think you’d reach the heady heights of doing a photo shoot with fake, um, ejaculate in your wig?
Olivia Munn: I’ve always aspired to it, but I didn’t know if it would ever come true. I wanted it in my eye for one of the [There’s Something About Mary homage] shots, but they said it was too much.

C: You’re aware that you’re absurdly fit, right?
Olivia Munn: I’m a surfer and I’m OK with being called “athletic looking,” but when people say you look “healthy,” they mean you’re a fatty.

C: Have you learned a lot hosting G4’s sex advice segment “In Your Pants”?
Olivia Munn: Still a virgin.

C: A virgin?!
Olivia Munn: Oh, just in my ass. The other way, I’ve slept around a lot.

C: Plus, that leaves a glimmer of hope for amorous fans.
Olivia Munn: Well, I’m not married, and I cheat on my boyfriend regularly, so there’s hope for everybody!

C: Looks aside, guys love you for being into or knowledgeable about a lot of “guy things.” Is there anything guys love that you don’t?
Olivia Munn: Um, eating vagina.

That boys and girls, is golden. From what I've read about her she's pretty cool. To have that sense of humor, you have to be. The pictures from her spread and a video of her playing Wii Boxing are in that link above. I recommend paying attention in particular to 45-60 seconds of the video. What a champ. I approve.

Thank you for visiting, let me make it worth your while.

Here we have the sparkling Molly Sims and the delicious Ali Larter. You like how I worked with what I had there? A gift, I know.




Here are one third of my stash of quotes from after September 06 to October 07. Again keep in mind these are oooooold. Like a 30 year old.

StrikeoutK (2:53:38 AM): cuz i would like to ask a favor
DasButh228 (2:53:47 AM): talk to a white chick?
StrikeoutK (2:53:50 AM): dude i can do that shit on my own
DasButh228 (2:53:56 AM): haha i know
StrikeoutK (2:54:00 AM): ok i lied
StrikeoutK (2:54:01 AM): maybe not

hippo tardimus (1:39:26 PM): if i wasn't asian i'd probably hate asians
StrikeoutK (1:39:33 PM): i concur

hippo tardimus (2:09:59 PM): i wonder if the kkk takes asians

[17:01] a judge declared the strike illegal
[17:01] how come its not fixed
-[17:02] when has a nigger obeyed the law?

[03:02] this hella cute young girl came in, stared and pointed at me and went "hey i know you!"
-[03:02] oooh is the that young one?
[03:02] i was like 'WT, i don't know any kids!"
[03:03] this is the 'other' young one
-[03:03] LOL
[03:03] whos' even cuter with braces
-[03:03] oh jeez
-[03:03] 15 gets you 20
[03:03] but lately she's been showing up on monday nights with her posse
[03:03] i think she's 16
-[03:03] NICE
-[03:03] i mean
-[03:03] OMG
[03:03] she is super cute tho

[03:09] i didn't have an 'in'
-[03:10] you knew where she worked every day!
[03:10] heh
-[03:10] and when she changed jobs we probably knew within a week
[03:10] that's not an 'in', that's stalking

[03:26] i am just focused on one project
[03:27] but you can't let the others just die

[15:37] there's always the one abused asian girl who has sex with two or more different people that night too

StrikeoutK (9:35:34 PM): you want kids now?
hippo tardimus (9:35:44 PM): fuck no
hippo tardimus (9:35:49 PM): but i want to make babies

StrikeoutK (12:43:53 AM): she is the single most wasted use of hapa potential i have ever known

hippo tardimus (12:44:17 AM): her head got too funny shaped too fast

hippo tardimus (6:56:15 PM): that is just everything that is wrong about chicks
hippo tardimus (6:56:26 PM): purses that are hundreds of dollars, shoes
hippo tardimus (6:56:29 PM): its bullshit hahaha
StrikeoutK (6:57:43 PM): haha sorry to break this to you but
StrikeoutK (6:58:05 PM): any woman worth banging is into previously mentioned items

hippo tardimus (11:10:27 PM): white people are crazy
hippo tardimus (11:10:32 PM): black people are stupid
StrikeoutK (11:10:44 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (11:10:51 PM): and chongs are cheap

hippo tardimus (11:46:33 AM): congrats on getting up before noon

hippo tardimus (4:25:48 PM): i wanted her to be a virgin forever
StrikeoutK (4:25:54 PM): LOL hot white girl you wish StrikeoutK (4:26:02 PM): what do you think she is, asian?

(4:41:04 PM): oh shit
(4:41:09 PM): today i had a 13 year old girl
(4:41:16 PM): her cleavage was great

hippo tardimus (12:09:47 AM): for someone from california
hippo tardimus (12:09:50 AM): snow is bullshit

StrikeoutK (12:56:53 AM): it almost makes me want to help the poor people, but then i remember if they had health care they would continue to be poor and unproductive
hippo tardimus (12:57:16 AM): well that's life hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:57:32 AM): if there is universal health care then the care that rich people like us get would be shit
StrikeoutK (12:57:44 AM): hahahha we would get the shitty doctors that work at the barrio clinics!
hippo tardimus (12:58:33 AM): yes

[00:51] so..her head was on his lap and she was about to do the deed but she threw up
-[00:52] lol --[00:52] lol
[00:52] and then...he cleaned up....went outside to talk to another bro and the other bro told him to go back
[00:52] so he took his pants off thsi time
[00:52] and she throws up on him again
[00:52] haha
-[00:52] pwnt
--[00:52] uh
[00:52] and then...he cleaned up again
[00:52] and then they started making out and she threw up in his mouth
[00:53] and he gave up and kicked her outside

biology kicks virtue's ass

[15:39] my ass resembles the gates to fuckin hell

hippo tardimus (6:08:19 PM): this is my friend with the white fiance
StrikeoutK (6:08:27 PM): oh shit nice
hippo tardimus (6:08:42 PM): hhahaha
hippo tardimus (6:08:44 PM): a rarity man

hippo tardimus (6:08:51 PM): there was also a couple there
hippo tardimus (6:08:56 PM): white guy with big tittied asian
StrikeoutK (6:09:01 PM): haha those are more common
hippo tardimus (6:09:07 PM): yes
StrikeoutK (6:09:13 PM): not the big tittied asian though

hippo tardimus (8:04:23 PM): the way you need to see every girl is that the next ones or the rest may not be as young

hippo tardimus (9:41:50 PM): she not super hot
hippo tardimus (9:41:54 PM): but she's not fat or really ugly
StrikeoutK (9:42:03 PM): are you trying to say average

hippo tardimus (8:47:12 PM): all of africa should just suicide and start over

hippo tardimus (5:08:19 PM): his roommate said he could hear them humping all the time
hippo tardimus (5:08:21 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:08:25 PM): like her head banging against the wall

hippo tardimus (11:44:05 PM): hahah ok you were right
hippo tardimus (11:44:10 PM): i was fooled by makeup

[17:18] treat every boob you kiss as possibly the youngest boob you ever kiss for the rest of your life

[13:57] she was hot
[13:58] but she was wearing a sweatshirt so she could not achieve the highest ranking

[19:21] they are both young, thin, and hot

hippo tardimus (9:15:31 PM): maybe this semester
hippo tardimus (9:15:36 PM): you should look for an asian girl
hippo tardimus (9:15:37 PM): so you can at least get your pee pee touched
hippo tardimus (9:17:02 PM): you better start harnessing your chi
hippo tardimus (9:17:09 PM): tomorrow is crucial!

[22:30] then i find out she's only 18 haha
-[22:31] too old
[22:33] over the hill

[22:42] this one is a nice thin brunette
[22:42] who bent over for me and let me peek down her top by accident
[22:42] i saw a 32B

[00:46] you have to be not afraid to say "yea he's good looking" if a guy is
[00:46] it really opens a chick's eyes
-[00:46] i hadn't passed judgement on the dude at the time haha
[00:47] hahah
[00:47] as gay as it may sound as long as you keep it within reason, girls will be impressed!
-[00:48] very good knowledge ty
[00:49] hehe
[00:49] but inside you know that you're just trying to get into the chicks' pants, in the long run :P

hippo tardimus (11:55:05 PM): well its for the curious george soundtrack
hippo tardimus (11:55:22 PM): this music will most definitely help you get some panties dropped

hippo tardimus (11:53:53 PM): you need to stop thinking women need to be perfect
StrikeoutK (11:53:57 PM): fuck
hippo tardimus (11:54:06 PM): you complained about mandy moore

(6:11:10 PM): the us should kick out all the ahabs and persians here and say they can't come back until they fix their people

hippo tardimus (12:34:58 AM): you're not going to hump a hot white girl
StrikeoutK (12:35:11 AM): fuck man why do you have to sink my ship
StrikeoutK (12:35:23 AM): your ship is right next to mine in port
hippo tardimus (12:35:28 AM): you ship is already on the bottom of the ocean
hippo tardimus (12:35:39 AM): it went up in the air and cracked in half and all the people fell out

SLObearsi (10:32:50 PM): is she really 15
(10:33:04 PM): yeah nigga 14 i think
SLObearsi (10:33:07 PM): holy shit
SLObearsi (10:33:08 PM): goddamn
SLObearsi (10:33:13 PM): bad thoughts
SLObearsi (10:33:16 PM): get them out of my head
(10:33:17 PM): i'd still hit it

[13:29] i wish my steak was emo...
[13:29] so it'd cut itself =]

hippo tardimus (11:46:35 PM): why the fuck do you need to be in the shower so long
hippo tardimus (11:46:38 PM): that is pretty girly
hippo tardimus (11:46:41 PM): or pretty asian

hippo tardimus (1:49:17 AM): white folks fuck more than asians

hippo tardimus (12:40:42 AM): you have been taking a shower for 50 mins
hippo tardimus (12:40:45 AM): that is fucking ridiculous

hippo tardimus (12:54:58 AM): you are metrosexual
StrikeoutK (12:55:01 AM): i need to maintain standards

hippo tardimus (1:56:39 PM): you could see her bra under if you looked hard enough
hippo tardimus (1:56:45 PM): and i was looking hard for an hour and a half

hippo tardimus (9:50:51 PM): ho man i went to teddy's bigger burgers
hippo tardimus (9:51:06 PM): the cashier was wearing the tightest lowrider shorts ever constructed
hippo tardimus (9:51:51 PM): it was a miracle of cloth and thread perfectly molded to her teen buttocks
StrikeoutK (11:03:53 PM): that is legal there

(7:05:26 PM): i know we've talked about this before but,
(7:05:38 PM): is it wrong to look at your friends and undress them mentally hahaha
(7:05:44 PM): and want to hump them on the spot

hippo tardimus (8:39:08 PM): she's more a hairy armpit cal girl i guess

hippo tardimus (10:42:26 PM): they are like women
hippo tardimus (10:42:31 PM): do shit that is impossible to understand

StrikeoutK (4:38:50 PM): she's got pretty eyes though
StrikeoutK (4:39:05 PM): so that cancels the tiniest bit of her nose out

[00:49] what's wrong with assuming baggage
-[00:52] cause you'd get beatdown if you get caught talking to the wrong girl heh

SLObearsi (11:15:17 PM): shes kinda high maintanence tho, only wears chanel glasses
StrikeoutK (11:15:26 PM): hahahaahha red flag btw
SLObearsi (11:15:40 PM): she bought me lunch tho, and my beer so i aint complaining to much
StrikeoutK (11:15:48 PM): don't be fooled
StrikeoutK (11:16:02 PM): those are relatively cheap compared to the time and money you would have to invest if you went further

[21:22] with everyone on the short hand attack there?
-[21:22] taking a gamb-o
--[21:22] i'm gonna give myself a short hand attack
-[21:22] you need a man with a slow-hand
[21:23] go for the five hole

(8:10:52 PM): then he pulled out and had that look that makes me feel like a philanthropist

[02:16] i bring this up bc i was exchanging emails with a chick and she bent over and exposed some magnificent jugs
[02:17] i got tricked cuz she was wearing a jacket and i didnt think there would be much show
-[02:18] if you recall that seinfeld ep
-[02:19] it's like the sun.. take a peek, and then look away

hippo tardimus (6:26:39 PM): sc cheerleaders looking good
StrikeoutK (6:30:59 PM): lol
hippo tardimus (6:31:23 PM): cal cheerleaders not so good hahaha

hippo tardimus (11:45:00 PM): too bad you don't like asians and never want to have sex
StrikeoutK (11:45:17 PM): wtf why do you have to say shit like that?
hippo tardimus (11:45:25 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (11:45:25 PM): oh shit oh no
hippo tardimus (11:45:28 PM): because sir, i am keeping it real

hippo tardimus (3:33:40 AM): she's only like 15 or 16 now
hippo tardimus (3:33:45 AM): no wonder she has such a nice ass

SLObearsi (1:15:35 AM): and fuck (her). i just hung out with hella white girls
SLObearsi (1:15:40 AM): and its fantaqstic

SLObearsi (2:48:57 PM): my buddy was fucking his girl at the sports bar bathroom

[03:37] i even lent my car out to the other (guy), so he could drive home this chick i wingmanned for haha
[03:37] and by home, i mean, to HIS home haha

[03:47] there were 3 groups of girls celebrating their 'sweet 16'
[03:47] that was tight
-[03:47] oh man how perfect
-[03:47] stoopid california

corinny O (1:07:20 AM): your daily problems consist of what you will watch on tv and what you will eat

[03:18] but there are scandalous things with her female friends, like 3-someing with each other

[04:24] all women are annoying

[03:43] i winked at this girl at the bar
[03:43] and then later on, she found me outside the bathroom
[03:43] and i was like "err.. you're not as cute as my other friend, so see you later"

[00:07] too hardcore airbrushed heh
[00:07] i need to discover the flaws
-[00:08] wtf i've been pointing that out forever and everyone just told me to accept it as a fac tof life
[00:09] increases my expectations for regular white girls to exponentially impossible levels haha

[12:26] last night i had to dook like 5 times
[12:26] [my brother] was in the bathroom and i had to shit so bad i considered shitting in the sink
[12:26] i almost lost it
[12:29] i was either going to pass out or shit my pants

[13:19] i have an 18 year old mom patient taking xrays
-[13:20] hot?
[13:20] idk
-[13:21] why not
[13:21] i haven't fully checked her out yet
[13:21] hahahah
[14:01] hahah shit
[14:01] ok she was pretty hot
[14:01] but unfortunately she has chlymidia
[14:01] hahahaha
--[14:01] ...
[14:02] and her boobs were all saggy from carrying milk
[14:02] and she wrote down that she overdosed on weed

hippo tardimus (10:46:03 PM): girls named after months or seasons
hippo tardimus (10:46:05 PM): no good

hippo tardimus (1:06:11 AM): unless you really wanted to stay for some reason i don't care i guess
hippo tardimus (1:06:26 AM): maybe you will meet a girl and have serendipity 2

StrikeoutK (1:58:11 AM): salt lake city it is then haha
StrikeoutK (1:58:37 AM): where girls were skirts that go to 3 inches above the ankles

StrikeoutK (11:59:36 PM): you just want to see nude pics too
(11:59:39 PM): hahaha it would be hella weird
(11:59:50 PM): i'd jack off just cuz she's my friend
(11:59:50 PM): hahahah

hippo tardimus (2:06:44 AM): i wanted to hump is mom too

[03:55] 90% of the pleasure come from 10% of the women you meet
[03:57] yea 80% of the women out there just aren't the right one

hippo tardimus (12:21:00 AM): but i think she fucked a lot of men during school
hippo tardimus (12:21:02 AM): but not me
hippo tardimus (12:21:03 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:21:09 AM): hahahah what's wrong with you
hippo tardimus (12:21:19 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:21:24 AM): did you notice she's white?

hippo tardimus (12:38:13 AM): fuck people who don't want to share

hippo tardimus (12:41:10 PM): 100% of the sweet sixteeners is a bitch

[17:03] she had some soft boobs
[17:03] could've used less make-up

(2:26:32 AM): i'd walk up to her with my penis hanging out

hippo tardimus (11:29:30 PM): but you know what they say, "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed." StrikeoutK (3:15:57 AM): now you can see how she got knocked up
hippo tardimus (3:16:03 AM): hahah yeah man
hippo tardimus (3:16:15 AM): she was wearing one of those kind long rufflely shirts
hippo tardimus (3:16:20 AM): that is tight around the boobs
hippo tardimus (3:16:23 AM): and loose around the waist
StrikeoutK (3:16:31 AM): lol show off the preggo boobs
hippo tardimus (3:16:38 AM): hahah yeah man
hippo tardimus (3:16:40 AM): full of milk

[02:21] hahah forget her
[02:21] i heard from another source that she just wants money
[02:22] like the whole reason she was gonna try to attend law school was to just meet a rich husband

[12:27] "let's say... a spaceship lands, and the most beautiful girl walks out, and all she wants to do, is have the greatest sex in the universe with you"
[12:27] "it could happen"
[12:27] "and afterwards she will fly away, never to be seen again.... you're saying you wouldn't do it?"
-[12:27] sure
-[12:29] what if you have to eat a whole durian first
[12:30] then fuck that
-[12:31] it cant be that bad
[12:31] then fuckt hat
-[12:31] what if she had durian in her cooch and the only way to get it out was to eat it
[12:31] hahahaha
-[12:31] hahahaha
[12:32] it depends
[12:32] how long the durian has been there...i mean c'mon, they freeze it for a reason

[17:53] she has been already spun multiple times
[17:53] since she has a kid

corinny O (12:58:17 AM): she continues to complain to him about him
corinny O (12:58:25 AM): one day he just wasnt really in the mood to console
StrikeoutK (12:58:25 AM): stupid breezie
corinny O (12:58:28 AM): and she got all butthurt
StrikeoutK (12:58:31 AM): lololol
StrikeoutK (12:58:40 AM): someone give her an icepack for that fagina

(11:20:26 PM): how the hell are you ever going to have sex
(11:20:27 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (11:20:38 PM): i wonder that to myself every day

hippo tardimus (10:24:42 PM): even ugly chicks have power

corinny O (3:56:32 PM): well because with you, obviously looks matter

StrikeoutK (8:33:52 PM): let me ask you
StrikeoutK (8:33:54 PM): when you are with him
StrikeoutK (8:33:56 PM): are you thinking of "c-man"
StrikeoutK (8:33:59 PM): or some random nig
(8:34:02 PM): probably

[10:51] fuck i could use some pancakes
-[10:51] hahah
-[10:51] to make a comforable pillow?

(12:20:34 AM): ok im going to go have sex now
(12:20:41 AM): good night
StrikeoutK (12:20:43 AM): uh that was random
StrikeoutK (12:20:47 AM): but okay, tell me about it omrorow

(3:16:50 AM): he is this crazy filipino guy who was a bartender for like 10 years before they got married
(3:17:26 AM): so he was making jokes about how he used to work at strip clubs and shady places
(3:17:35 AM): so i'm sure he has titty fucked her repeatedly
(3:17:35 AM): hahahha

hippo tardimus (5:18:16 PM): she is gonna get it when i get there!
StrikeoutK (5:18:37 PM): you're gonna give it to her... idb

hippo tardimus (11:10:35 PM): when a woman wants to fuck she will fuck
StrikeoutK (11:10:58 PM): fuck how come that only works one way

hippo tardimus (8:58:17 PM): you could at least have gotten a bj
hippo tardimus (8:58:37 PM): she can't get pregnant from that

hippo tardimus (2:05:17 AM): trying to explain why women are fucking crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:22 AM): what a waste of time
StrikeoutK (2:05:25 AM): hahaha with trying to explain to a woman why women are crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:35 AM): i know
hippo tardimus (2:05:40 AM): honestly though, women are fucking crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:51 AM): i don't see how some guys can get married
StrikeoutK (2:05:56 AM): agreed
hippo tardimus (2:05:57 AM): i swear a lot of it is
hippo tardimus (2:06:13 AM): getting married is what they think they should be doing so they do it
hippo tardimus (2:06:19 AM): or their bitch is pressuring them

[05:34] maybe she has a hot aunt or something
-[05:34] no not sister or mother, but AUNT

[11:04] i'd do a fat girl if she let me have her butt

StrikeoutK (10:06:25 PM): i want you to know
StrikeoutK (10:06:27 PM): right now i'm preferring brunettes over blondes

hippo tardimus (2:52:59 AM): only chicks cry because of stress

[16:00] lemme tell u a secret
[16:00] girls that like country music are easy

hippo tardimus (10:15:28 PM): white people aren't fun to party with they are too weird
StrikeoutK (10:16:14 PM): =(
StrikeoutK (10:16:24 PM): but we still want their women

(5:24:17 PM): otherwise i would marry her if she shaved her cooch

(6:20:56 PM): we did doggy
StrikeoutK (6:20:58 PM): YEAH DOG

StrikeoutK (9:16:05 AM): i brought home a white chick
StrikeoutK (9:16:18 AM): maybe between our ages but closer to your age
StrikeoutK (9:16:23 AM): but, everyone was still home
hippo tardimus (9:16:32 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (9:16:43 AM): fiction then

[18:34] but i heard from my friend
[18:34] that she was hanging out the window of her high rise apartment getting humped

[14:00] these young'ens are like energizer bunnies

[14:01] altho the intentions were to watch some movies..
[14:01] no movies were successfully watched

[14:04] do you feel 10 years younger hahaha
[14:04] hahha.. more like 8 years more tired

[14:08] well, seeing how she's only 1 year removed from being under 18

wizll 02 (7:51:32 PM): she be lookin pretty good not all pale haha

SLObearsi (5:45:54 PM): they were wearing clothes then all of a sudden, no clothes

SLObearsi (7:05:44 PM): and thats when that chick rubbed my chest hard
SLObearsi (7:05:54 PM): and gave me one of those fuck me stares
StrikeoutK (7:05:54 PM): with her tatas

SLObearsi (7:12:09 PM): she was wet in her bikini and she dried off by sitting on my lap and got me all wet
SLObearsi (7:12:12 PM): and hard

SLObearsi (7:14:04 PM): that asian bitch was like, hey i drove by ur hometown and thought of u
SLObearsi (7:14:08 PM): i was thinking, good bitch
SLObearsi (7:14:10 PM): i dont care

SLObearsi (7:18:08 PM): im gonna bang me a white bitch within a year
StrikeoutK (7:18:11 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (7:18:19 PM): i tell myself that every year too

hippo tardimus (7:50:07 PM): (she) went shopping...
hippo tardimus (7:50:23 PM): "this was a great deal. they are normally 550 but i got them for 280" shoes
hippo tardimus (7:50:59 PM): and she wants a 1600 dollar handbag
hippo tardimus (7:51:08 PM): if every woman is like that i'm very happy to never get married
hippo tardimus (7:51:15 PM): even if its her own money

hippo tardimus (7:20:48 PM): when she leaned over 3 times
StrikeoutK (7:20:55 PM): hah
hippo tardimus (7:20:56 PM): i could see all the way down to her stomach

[04:18] yesterday i heard the best 7 words, "so... what do you want me to do?"

hippo tardimus (3:38:34 PM): did i tell you i could see all the way down the shirt of my co resident
hippo tardimus (3:38:34 PM): like past her bra down to her pants
hippo tardimus (3:38:42 PM): hahhaha
hippo tardimus (3:38:45 PM): it was glorious

hippo tardimus (5:30:48 AM): Last time she said her leg's were hella weak
hippo tardimus (5:30:52 AM): All wobbly

[09:13] anyone here ever take a new dress shirt to the dry cleaner
[09:13] just so you don't have to iron it
-[09:21] get the woman to do it

[14:34] idb
-[14:34] overrated

twinklynsmilez (8:40:50 PM): are you still lookin at 13 year old jerry!?!
twinklynsmilez (8:40:59 PM): or di dyou upgrade to the 16-18 year old range?

twinklynsmilez (12:05:48 AM): jerry. you need a gf
twinklynsmilez (12:05:52 AM): go get one

[03:08] if you had a sister, you'd know what i'm talking about haha
-[03:08] well if you say it like that, so its okay for you to hump but not your sister?
[03:08] hahah of course
[03:09] double standards are made for that reason

[03:10] well the same thing happened to me
[03:10] on one of my earlier chicks
[03:11] i swear her dad looked like he was gonna kill me everytime i saw him

SLObearsi (9:24:02 PM): and she remembered my name the whole time
SLObearsi (9:24:05 PM): i forgot hers.

SLObearsi (9:25:42 PM): so the moral of my story is
SLObearsi (9:25:46 PM): we need to have (him) bump into girls
SLObearsi (9:25:49 PM): and just have him smile
SLObearsi (9:25:51 PM): and not talk
SLObearsi (9:25:55 PM): cuzhe ruins himself when he talks

[05:00] -panooch- i'm telling her you think she needs a pushup to get those results
[05:00] -panooch- she's going to hate you haha!

[05:10] -panooch- termites have eradicated that wood

(4:03:47 PM): and then she got on top
(4:03:49 PM): no condom.....
(4:03:50 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (4:03:56 PM): JESUS CHRIST
(4:03:57 PM): starting pumping away like 10 times and i was like wtf
(4:04:08 PM): quit that shit

SLObearsi (6:01:03 PM): beer pong
SLObearsi (6:01:18 PM): and she would lean right over the cups
StrikeoutK (6:01:21 PM): yeah dog
SLObearsi (6:01:29 PM): and her tits are pretty much out
SLObearsi (6:01:32 PM): so its like damnn
StrikeoutK (6:01:42 PM): hhahah dude you should have threw it off her rack
StrikeoutK (6:01:51 PM): that should be worth the whole table

Chanman 007 (1:36:23 AM): i'm telling you, if you some day come out of the closet
Chanman 007 (1:36:25 AM): i say you should be a spy
Chanman 007 (1:37:09 AM): i think you're gay sometimes

(3:53:31 AM): i forgot to tell you about this time it was great
(3:53:33 AM): me on top
(3:53:37 AM): humping her mouth
(3:53:38 AM): hahaha
(3:53:41 AM): that is pornstar

SLObearsi (3:46:19 PM): one was talking about barbie in a short skirt
SLObearsi (3:46:22 PM): and she had huge tits
SLObearsi (3:46:27 PM): so it kinda was a visual

hippo tardimus (5:43:22 PM): then she brought up that she got engaged a few weeks ago
hippo tardimus (5:43:22 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:43:26 PM): shit
hippo tardimus (5:43:26 PM): game over man game over

hippo tardimus (6:17:28 PM): you hate fobs
hippo tardimus (6:17:31 PM): but that is a total fob move
hippo tardimus (6:17:36 PM): living at home right now

(3:55:06 AM): who knows if someone will bite down after you gag them

(12:15:40 AM): she just should let us run a train on her ass
(12:15:51 AM): oops i didn't say that outloud

[05:12] of course, she's the one that's publicly only into guys with water hoses ..
[05:12] not that that's a problem for you .. .. .. ..

[02:51] her phrase is "i'm jail bait, do me and it's statutory rape"
[02:51] she was so proud of it

corinny O (5:42:15 PM): you are a thirteen yhear old girl at heart