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Dec 04 through May 06. Find out what people said from as far back as a whole three years ago!

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[16:31] i should buy that now and put it in storage for my future hot daughter
-[16:32] so her just-as-hot friends can sleep over

[01:15] last night my buddy was playing some strip poker with this girl at my house
[01:15] and after like 2 rounds, right after she had lost 2 in a row and her socks,
[01:15] she looks down and goes "i think i'm wearing the wrong bra"
[01:16] then she didn't want to play anymore haha

StrikeoutK (10:38:38 PM): when i don't know anything about someone that tells me that there is indeed something to find out

[00:05] have u guys ever encounteered a girl that was just really ugly
-[00:05] every day

StrikeoutK (12:10:11 AM): first of all
StrikeoutK (12:10:26 AM): her dating someone else has no Effect on your chances with her

ShrimpSiumai (12:11:27 AM): and in the end, it was straight

twinklynsmilez (2:50:46 AM): HAHAHAHAHHA
twinklynsmilez (2:50:51 AM): pansyyy
twinklynsmilez (2:50:59 AM): dood. you're not a lil girl. get over it.

[16:11] Having women friends is the worst. Having women friends is like having $19 in your bank account and standing at the ATM.
-[16:13] it's like having the asset but can't access them?

DasButh228 (3:04:09 AM): wow you used the term asian
DasButh228 (3:04:16 AM): instead of a team
StrikeoutK (3:04:20 AM): well she has a cups
StrikeoutK (3:04:22 AM): but she's cute so she gets a step up
DasButh228 (3:04:30 AM): tight pussy is all that matters

DasButh228 (3:19:35 AM): the asian chick white guy thing is true man
StrikeoutK (3:19:43 AM): lolol how
DasButh228 (3:19:54 AM): white guys fantasize about them
DasButh228 (3:19:59 AM): at least i do
StrikeoutK (3:20:06 AM): LOL you assho
DasButh228 (3:20:17 AM): shut up you want our women
DasButh228 (3:20:28 AM): so its all good

[15:48] i was feeding my puffer and then i sneezed
[15:48] and spilled fish food all over the carpet

StrikeoutK (11:56:37 PM): you always give good reasons
StrikeoutK (11:56:43 PM): which is more than i can say for some locals

DasButh228 (5:48:57 PM): cs is pretty competitve
StrikeoutK (5:49:15 PM): so are the chicks going after me

[02:16] that's like always using missionary and not letting her be on top
[02:16] it works but it doesn't give them a chance to play

SnoVixn999 (10:27:43 PM): do you have a picture you can send me ??
SnoVixn999 (10:27:46 PM): wait of course you would

[01:24] wow...yeah...that ass is like a perfectly shaped peach
[01:27] it would be a sin if a pimple landed on those cheeks

[22:21] i have seen too many bra sizes and chest while ringing girls up not to know
[22:22] biggest i have ran up was DD
[22:22] and smallest 32A
-[22:22] 40dd? was she black
[22:22] yes
-[22:22] was the 32a asian
[22:22] yeah
-[22:22] fuck i am good too

[23:03] calm down it's not that funny
-[23:04] berk nerd with drunk white chick
[23:04] she's a berk nerd too

(1:03:14 AM): fuck
StrikeoutK (1:03:23 AM): who
(1:03:23 AM): i have one more opportunity to talk to (a dude)
StrikeoutK (1:03:27 AM): oh him
(1:03:30 AM): i wanna fuck him

Eh Jay 7 (9:01:38 PM): plannin 3rd date when we get back to Irvine
StrikeoutK (9:01:45 PM): HEHE third date = first base
Eh Jay 7 (9:01:48 PM): gg this winter break
Eh Jay 7 (9:01:55 PM): wt are you newbie?
StrikeoutK (9:01:59 PM): wait wait i got that wrong
StrikeoutK (9:02:04 PM): second i meant
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:06 PM): 3rd date = 3rd base
StrikeoutK (9:02:09 PM): wtf haha
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:11 PM): one base per date mang
StrikeoutK (9:02:15 PM): you are better than i
StrikeoutK (9:02:20 PM): shit i've been pwnt
StrikeoutK (9:02:23 PM): ok you win
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:27 PM): yes sir

DasButh228 (1:10:24 AM): with saying youre in a relationship
StrikeoutK (1:10:28 AM): LOL
DasButh228 (1:10:48 AM): your obsession with hillary isnt considered a relationship my friend
StrikeoutK (1:10:57 AM): shit you, it's hilary with one L

StrikeoutK (3:11:18 AM): boo this bastard in legend of earthsee gets to kiss your gf
StrikeoutK (3:11:32 AM): how does that make you feel
Wai108 (3:12:41 AM): haha i think i'll manage

corinny o (12:04:45 AM): "yea i was gonna ask for your number so we could get together and study"
corinny o (12:04:54 AM): and i should have said "shoulda asked"
corinny o (12:05:08 AM): but no, i just continue the conversation like he never said nothin
StrikeoutK (12:05:11 AM): =( yes you shoulda
corinny o (12:05:12 AM): i am an idiot.

[16:49] she looks like if she took off her glasses and got rid of the coat she could work a stripper pole

[00:51] she can wrap my burrito anytime

StrikeoutK (9:18:42 PM): i think you and i here to rule over people like that
StrikeoutK (9:18:57 PM): and to keep them in their places
DasButh228 (9:19:00 PM): lol being on top of the food chain is great

sjsu is all asian people. if that's your thing then great, but it's not for me
-you're white girls right?
that's what they tell me.
-you always were.

[09:38] i feel like a bible beater
[09:38] i feel like i'm being beaten with a bible

StrikeoutK (8:06:21 PM): maybe they're goiing to a swingers party
corinny o (8:06:29 PM): probably, my parents are crazy

DasButh228 (12:41:09 AM): got a canker the size of china
StrikeoutK (12:41:22 AM): if it's anything like their breasts then it isn't that big

StrikeoutK (2:33:57 AM): i got pwnt this weekend
DasButh228 (2:34:02 AM): TB?
StrikeoutK (2:34:07 AM): lol no i wish
StrikeoutK (2:34:10 AM): means i got some
DasButh228 (2:34:15 AM): no fool lol
DasButh228 (2:34:19 AM): taco bell
StrikeoutK (2:34:23 AM): oh

corinny o (4:54:50 PM): you lazy sack of shit

(10:54:27 PM): wait i did kinda see boob today
(10:54:36 PM): there was a lady breastfeeding the lobby
StrikeoutK (10:54:40 PM): haha i seen that a few times
(10:54:47 PM): i did not take a long look though
StrikeoutK (10:54:54 PM): of course not, you are professional
(10:54:57 PM): those babies need to back off the nipple so i can see some

hippo tardimus (4:53:07 AM): listen to this bullshit
hippo tardimus (4:53:18 AM): he met this girl about a week before coming to hawaii
hippo tardimus (4:53:39 AM): she's vietnamese
hippo tardimus (4:53:39 AM): one of the lowest forms of asian

SLObearsi (7:52:22 PM): they went to sd and they said, the asians there are pussies
StrikeoutK (7:52:34 PM): hahaha gg, all nerds?
SLObearsi (7:52:45 PM): like, maggies roommate walked into one room i guess and only wearing a jersey
SLObearsi (7:52:48 PM): with panties underneath
SLObearsi (7:52:51 PM): and they didnt look at her
StrikeoutK (7:52:57 PM): hahahaha
SLObearsi (7:52:57 PM): until she was like, anyone want my jersey?
SLObearsi (7:52:58 PM): haha fucking nerds

SLObearsi (7:54:10 PM): i dunno man
StrikeoutK (7:54:12 PM): shit on me
SLObearsi (7:54:16 PM): i dont see no rack
StrikeoutK (7:54:20 PM): haha shit with remembering that
StrikeoutK (7:54:31 PM): im saying comparing to the other a team nerds
StrikeoutK (7:54:38 PM): but in your environment,
SLObearsi (7:54:43 PM): OOOH ok yea
StrikeoutK (7:54:47 PM): it's all white ppl
SLObearsi (7:54:47 PM): it's not bad then
StrikeoutK (7:54:56 PM): so you're vision perspective is off
SLObearsi (7:55:06 PM): HAHAHAH yes it was
SLObearsi (7:55:11 PM): sorry
SLObearsi (7:55:13 PM): sorry sir

StrikeoutK (1:46:06 AM): then you can meet them at the bars
hippo tardimus (1:46:10 AM): they are all uptight
StrikeoutK (1:46:11 AM): and keep pretending to forget their names
StrikeoutK (1:46:14 AM): and make out with them
hippo tardimus (1:46:15 AM): hahaha yeah that really works
hippo tardimus (1:46:21 AM): make them feel small
hippo tardimus (1:46:36 AM): but sometimes we really do forget them
hippo tardimus (1:46:38 AM): the ugly ones
hippo tardimus (1:46:43 AM): and we keep introducing ourselves
StrikeoutK (1:46:49 AM): haha that is understandable
hippo tardimus (1:46:53 AM): they go uh i was here last week

hippo tardimus (1:47:35 AM): i can never remember anyones name
hippo tardimus (1:47:52 AM): like right after they tell me
hippo tardimus (1:47:59 AM): unless they are really hot and i want to eat their butt

hippo tardimus (1:48:28 AM): its all the porno i watch
hippo tardimus (1:48:51 AM): that shit is giving me an unrealistic view of the world

corinny o (5:49:04 PM): okay, i aint talkin about her looks
corinny o (5:49:08 PM): do you ever think about anything else
StrikeoutK (5:50:02 PM): yes but just not first

corinny o (10:47:58 PM): plus they are both asian
corinny o (10:48:04 PM): so yeah, sorry
StrikeoutK (10:48:12 PM): hahaahhaha dude
StrikeoutK (10:48:22 PM): sometimes i am okay with that
StrikeoutK (10:48:50 PM): i feel shafted now when ppl tell me "but she's asian"

(1:26:26 AM): dude i have a virus!! how do i get rid of it!
StrikeoutK (1:26:38 AM): do you know what virus
(1:26:54 AM): no it says i have 1 though
(1:27:02 AM): think i just got it by lookin at porn online
(1:46:42 AM): im never looking at free clips porn online again

[03:54] she goes to chico... sketchy story there
-[03:54] i'm all ears (eyes)
[03:54] technically she "slept over" when she was 15 and i was in college haha
-[03:54] slept on the couch, i got it
[03:55] haha not my fault

[04:02] (she) purposely wore a loose-fitting tank top... on a COLD night
[04:02] i was like hello

[04:10] i have decided the appeal is mostly the fact that i can't have her heh

[04:38] cause there are always habitual patterns
-[04:38] so i've heard
[04:38] no one ever truly changes
[04:39] "my partying days are behind me"
-[04:39] so i've also heard
[04:39] yea right, i've heard that line plenty of times

[04:41] i don't chase girls to hook up with them. i just do it to keep myself entertained :D
-[04:41] that makes you the better man

oneeyesmiles (9:17:29 PM): dude ur blog is hella funny
oneeyesmiles (9:17:44 PM): random and just funny
oneeyesmiles (9:17:54 PM): always talkin about girls and shit

(7:42:18 PM): so there was like 2 guys i was jockin last semster right
(7:42:35 PM): arod and this other guy in my development studies class
(7:42:40 PM): but i never talked to him ever
StrikeoutK (7:42:42 PM): ok
(7:42:44 PM): it was admiration from a distance
(7:42:48 PM): well last night i was dancin in a sandwich between them BOTH
(7:42:58 PM): AND they know each other!
(7:43:01 PM): crazy
StrikeoutK (7:43:33 PM): lolollol
StrikeoutK (7:43:39 PM): you musta creamed yourself
(7:43:44 PM): oh yes
StrikeoutK (7:44:06 PM): you are making me jealous
(7:44:07 PM): i could have just died right there and been happy
StrikeoutK (7:46:40 PM): i'm happy you were... happy
(7:46:55 PM): FUCK I WAS HAPPY

corinny o (1:00:41 AM): will you hurry up and find a bitch so we can be happy together?
corinny o (1:00:42 AM): sheit
corinny o (1:02:38 AM): so i can be like "you know that feeling when..."
corinny o (1:02:44 AM): and you can say "why yes, i do"

StrikeoutK (4:30:26 AM): LOL
ShrimpSiumai (4:30:27 AM): =((((((((
StrikeoutK (4:30:28 AM): YOU ARE CONVERTED
StrikeoutK (4:30:29 AM): BWAHHHAHAHAA
StrikeoutK (4:30:55 AM): NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION

[02:21] that girl next to her is colder than the chicago winter

[16:15] stuffed like an a cup's bra

corinny o (11:47:23 PM): LOL
corinny o (11:47:26 PM): WHITE CHICKS

StrikeoutK (9:28:43 PM): more like her guns when she was in the jeep
StrikeoutK (9:29:01 PM): with looking at eyes... overrated

StrikeoutK (9:30:54 PM): hehe bending over on her bed
SLObearsi (9:31:07 PM): yes!
SLObearsi (9:31:09 PM): man thats the position in my dreams

[23:23] and she was talking about boobs
[23:24] saying that she is glad that she has some
[23:24] then i said...yeah..asian girls don't have any
[23:24] she laughed and said... yeah...those poor girls =(

ShrimpSiumai (4:08:46 AM): dude it's such a BACKFIRE when the girl isn't hot in a vid
ShrimpSiumai (4:08:57 AM): it's like, mindaswell use a dude
StrikeoutK (4:09:02 AM): haha i know
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:06 AM): don't you think
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:08 AM): seriously
StrikeoutK (4:09:13 AM): not worth watching
StrikeoutK (4:09:20 AM): just like girl's xangas
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:20 AM): it makes it WORST
StrikeoutK (4:09:23 AM): not worth reading if there are no picture

[01:58] she's been creaming on me ever since our last call night together
[01:58] 5 nights ago, when the patient died right in front of both our eyes
[01:58] and i brought him back

[04:44] that's for me to know
[04:44] and her to blow

[19:33] hehe i tricked them, they kept hollering "no pics! no pics!"
[19:34] and so i held the camera behind my back and pre-triggered the flash
[19:34] and then busted it out and WHAMMO, no flash delay hehe

StrikeoutK (10:47:34 PM): is there any good porn lately
hippo tardimus (10:48:38 PM): its too difficult to sift through all that bad asian shit
StrikeoutK (10:49:14 PM): i'm getting to that point where im starting to know the dialogue in my pr0n

StrikeoutK (2:21:35 AM): i sat next to a girl with big boobs today
one will ton (2:21:59 AM): congrats

[02:27] straight in the streets, gay in the sheets

Chanman 007 (11:55:00 PM): i need a white gf
StrikeoutK (11:55:11 PM): wth

[14:54] we just need to accept the fact that prom is just an excuse to have kids pay outrageous ammounts of their McDonalds paychecks on a limo, tuxedo and a refridgerated flower in hopes of getting a sloppy hand job

twinklynsmilez (10:26:55 PM): if the kings were one man, i would marry him

corinny o (5:25:28 PM): but yea...hug..chitchat...i saved his life cuz a car was comin
corinny o (5:25:36 PM): obviously im a keeper.

[22:53] not bad
-[22:55] all the hot asian girls go for white guys
[22:55] go steal her
-[22:58] easier said than done
[22:58] easy peasy

[23:22] [some myspace link] had a class with the right one but i was too gay
[23:22] nice lift, cuz they wasn't like that from where i was sittin
-[23:23] nice development
--[23:23] you really do like horse faced girls
-[23:23] bwahah

[03:11] and i don't want to be tricked into it hehe
[03:12] you know, sometimes you start liking someone just cause you know them really well

SLObearsi (7:37:12 PM): god ur my hero

[00:53] well, the one on the far left is usually cute, when she has her mouth closed haha

hippo tardimus (9:58:32 PM): webber is the dumbest nigger in the nba though

SLObearsi (11:32:16 PM): im immuned to burritos

[02:32] and she gave me knuckles
[02:32] and i gave her fistt

StrikeoutK (11:28:37 PM): i will one day get to the bottom of this
So0o Pink (11:29:17 PM): too busy tryin to get to the bottom of it, maybe you should just try to get on top of it

[00:06] i'm not anti-horseface like i am anti-lindsay haha

ShrimpSiumai (11:22:51 PM): kings are losers

[23:18] is it a fad with white girls to have black hair now

[23:27] and then say... aa cups should just wear wife beaters

[23:28] every girl should know how to take their bra off under their shirts

[23:33] i am well versed but inexperienced

StrikeoutK (11:42:54 PM): with let them come to me, who do you think we are, white?

ShrimpSiumai (12:55:26 AM): I BEG you to look again
ShrimpSiumai (12:55:39 AM): don't pick up my scraps
StrikeoutK (12:55:54 AM): hahahaha if you had scraps like that
StrikeoutK (12:56:05 AM): i would dust the floor in front of you when you walk

[00:58] pansy...you too pansy for a pickup

[03:58] she hates me
-[03:58] maybe you tried to sneak a peek down her shirt when she was bending over
[03:59] tried?
-[03:59] there's not much to see actually

corinny o (12:00:07 AM): then i said "so whats up"
corinny o (12:00:16 AM): and he said "honestly, im just thinkin about kissing u"
corinny o (12:00:23 AM): "well i told you last time you could have"
corinny o (12:00:28 AM): "okay then i will"

[09:57] i was like uh ....
[09:57] she was a young cute nurse but she was already preggo
[09:57] guess it's a dry spell for her with a bun in the oven

"i would like to thank the world for milk and it's very beneficial affects on the human (female) form. i would also like to praise my ability to live vicariously through others. that is all.

sleep. and wtf with these pictures, i don't remember this chick being this chunky."

i just got on and you came in

hippo tardimus (11:25:15 PM): btw
hippo tardimus (11:25:21 PM): i will tell you one thing and then i am going to sleep
hippo tardimus (11:25:29 PM): give up on the white girls buddy
hippo tardimus (11:25:32 PM): nite

StrikeoutK (10:42:50 PM): i know my place
corinny o (10:42:58 PM): clearly you don't
corinny o (10:43:03 PM): if you are still going after white girls
StrikeoutK (10:43:03 PM): hahahaa
StrikeoutK (10:43:05 PM): oh shit
corinny o (10:43:10 PM): JUST
corinny o (10:43:11 PM): KIDDING
corinny o (10:43:13 PM): KIND OF

[01:56] hmm
[01:56] she looked a lot better live

[02:05] heheh
[02:05] well i hope he gets a B+
-[02:06] ??
[02:06] B+ is failing in chinese standards
-[02:12] that is some funky logic
[02:13] it's true
[02:14] if it's not an A, it might as well be an F
-[02:16] no wonder your pimping is so strong
-[02:16] it is either in the bed or nothing

(8:52:05 PM): both i could have hooked up with back in the day not knowing how they'd turn out to be
(8:52:16 PM): so i quote you, "fuck the world"

StrikeoutK (3:13:56 AM): http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=421639
StrikeoutK (3:13:58 AM): just dont pull that topic
StrikeoutK (3:14:00 AM): oh wiat
StrikeoutK (3:14:01 AM): fuck
StrikeoutK (3:14:03 AM): you already won there
StrikeoutK (3:14:04 AM): shit
StrikeoutK (3:14:04 AM): nvm

hippo tardimus (11:49:15 PM): this is gonna take a half hour!
StrikeoutK (11:49:35 PM): go whack off
hippo tardimus (11:49:56 PM): then what do i do for 29 minutes

[01:40] the other night i was just thinking about stuff
[01:40] ok not "stuff"
[01:40] just t&a

ShrimpSiumai (3:23:09 AM): would you date a 58 c asian or 58 c white
StrikeoutK (3:23:14 AM): uh what else are we looking at
ShrimpSiumai (3:24:08 AM): that's it, everything else is null
StrikeoutK (3:24:20 AM): then do you really have to ask?

StrikeoutK (3:33:18 PM): hey is it the angle, or is your friend kinda blessed
StrikeoutK (3:33:21 PM): hahaha
xlucky321x (3:34:11 PM): oh no she's blessed all right
xlucky321x (3:34:12 PM): HELLA blessed
xlucky321x (3:34:47 PM): yeah.. she used to be overweight but somehow when she lost the weight she kept the boobs

[18:45] how is that gayness known as school treating you
-[18:47] sometimes homo...sometimes hetero...always sexual
[18:47] sounds erotic

StrikeoutK (4:29:07 PM): how is the scenerey
StrikeoutK (4:29:10 PM): should be pretty damn good
SLObearsi (4:30:34 PM): yea its actually excellent
SLObearsi (4:30:39 PM): wow
SLObearsi (4:30:43 PM): its been good for a couple days now
StrikeoutK (4:30:54 PM): gg same here
StrikeoutK (4:30:58 PM): except
StrikeoutK (4:31:08 PM): they're all fobs and asians here

StrikeoutK (12:16:59 AM): this makes me believe all men are morons when talking to their exes

StrikeoutK (1:18:46 AM): bitches might be crazy
StrikeoutK (1:18:48 AM): but guys are fucking dumb

[02:45] or is it the liquid stuff with a type of soft thing that you roll around your face

[03:08] i find myself taking the stairs more often this week

corinny o (11:04:11 PM): you get some perverse pleasure out of hearing every detail of my intimate moments and YOU dont get ME?!
StrikeoutK (11:04:22 PM): no

Oh K Luser (7:32:07 PM): but you enter from the back

[21:17] uh crap haha
[21:17] the parmesan cheese in my kitchen that i'd been using for my spaghetti this week has an expiration date of 4/99
[21:18] i've been using this thing for 6 years then haha

StrikeoutK (5:46:20 PM): that is one homo loving school you go to

[23:23] he can have a tiny jimmy. still win. finish in 3.5 seconds. still win

DasButh228 (10:36:04 PM): ah typical asians
DasButh228 (10:36:10 PM): no fun
DasButh228 (10:36:24 PM): work ^ infinity
StrikeoutK (10:36:25 PM): LOL i am trying to be cool
StrikeoutK (10:36:35 PM): give me some credit?
DasButh228 (10:37:33 PM): already given

StrikeoutK (4:23:07 PM): today i was walking on stairs
corinny o (4:23:10 PM): wow i did that today too.
StrikeoutK (4:23:17 PM): that's great!
StrikeoutK (4:23:43 PM): and i was walking behind a girl wearing sweats pants (which i normally hate)
StrikeoutK (4:23:49 PM): but it was ok cuz her ass was speaking to me

StrikeoutK (10:39:59 PM): i told you foo
StrikeoutK (10:40:01 PM): your sisters friends !!!!!
DasButh228 (10:40:06 PM): ROFL she works at hollister now
StrikeoutK (10:40:17 PM): oh shit oh no
DasButh228 (10:40:21 PM): (dont stalk her please)
StrikeoutK (10:40:22 PM): i might have gotten a boner off her
StrikeoutK (10:40:23 PM): sorry

StrikeoutK (7:21:33 PM): wth do something about it woman
corinny o (7:22:17 PM): i can't jack off i dont have a dick

StrikeoutK (5:37:41 AM): you realize there is no merit in arguing over quality of chongs
StrikeoutK (5:37:48 AM): by definition it is a losing argument

"hey i respect that, i mean look i'm not telling you to fall in love with me here and i'm not trying to replace your wife. i'm just talking about two consenting adults having some casual sex. let's look at this logically: you rent porn and touch yourself right. well if you're not sweating how your wife would feel about you and porn then you shouldn't sweat what i'm proposing cuz it's the same thing, only somebody else is doing the touching and you're saving a two dollar rental fee. come on stud, man cannot live on porn alone."

SLObearsi (4:34:38 PM): these things i cannot remember
SLObearsi (4:34:43 PM): i met like 5 girls last night
SLObearsi (4:34:46 PM): dont remember any of their names

SLObearsi (4:48:44 PM): we kind of want a puppy
StrikeoutK (4:48:48 PM): i know so you can get chicks
SLObearsi (4:48:52 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (4:48:52 PM): i completely understand
SLObearsi (4:48:52 PM): yea!
SLObearsi (4:48:55 PM): ding ding

DasButh228 (10:16:00 PM): if you can make her laugh, you can make her wet

DasButh228 (10:35:22 PM): you chongs tame your women well

[23:35] asian chicks do tend to have a lot of rug

[00:19] i don't mind diet pepsi personally
[00:19] so i don't fret over these things
[00:19] it does bug me when she promises an all-nude show and she leaves her thong on
[00:20] i'm like come on. cooch me

StrikeoutK (11:17:53 PM): ahdude are eletric toothbrushes worth it
hippo tardimus (11:18:13 PM): if you have no dexterity
StrikeoutK (11:18:25 PM): what about like the 20,000 revolutions per minute and stuff
StrikeoutK (11:18:44 PM): how do we compete with that
StrikeoutK (11:18:52 PM): is it just like how men can't compete with vibrators
hippo tardimus (11:18:58 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (11:19:04 PM): don't put those in your mouth
hippo tardimus (11:22:04 PM): stop worrying about your teeth and start worrying about your future
StrikeoutK (11:22:25 PM): haha they are part of the future
StrikeoutK (11:22:48 PM): how will i procreate with a chick over 7 with ugly teeth
hippo tardimus (11:23:05 PM): with your penis

hippo tardimus (11:26:56 PM): yao ming doesn't make them much better
StrikeoutK (11:27:17 PM): yao sucks, he has the chong mentality
StrikeoutK (11:27:34 PM): timid, shy, non agressive

hippo tardimus (2:14:15 AM): you think having a girlfriend has no negatives
hippo tardimus (2:14:26 AM): that is what guys with girlfriends will try to make you believe
hippo tardimus (2:14:35 AM): just wait
StrikeoutK (2:14:35 AM): nah i aint that naive
hippo tardimus (2:14:39 AM): yes you are
hippo tardimus (2:15:00 AM): you have no idea the mental warfare a woman can wage

StrikeoutK (2:19:20 AM): but i think i have a more superior mental dexterity than average
hippo tardimus (2:19:33 AM): hello there
hippo tardimus (2:20:02 AM): that you would make something up called "mental dexterity" shows that you are not ready to be given the rank of master

posted by jer at  3:28 AM