Yes I will post on the lately asap.

Happy birthday, to me. Another useless birthday where I can't yet buy alcohol or gamble legitly.

The last ten minutes of The O.C. are absolutely fabulous.

HEHEHE

ARF strikes again in typical fashion for upcoming events.

Okay I'll write my follow up to the morning post right now. I guess everybody knows the human body needs 6-8 hours of sleep. Less to just get by, more to feel good throughout the day. Well what do you know? New studies indicate people indeed need 7-9 hours of sleep. So I say (and many teachers for that matter) 8:00 AM classes are crazy because nobody gets enough sleep the night before anyways. That was one of high school's many flaws. We were talking about sleep disorders the other day, and people were saying how they get all crazy and shit when they don't get enough sleep. Some chick during finals week like fell asleep while driving on the freeway. I guess there's some fact stating you're basically like you're impaired by alcohol if you haven't had enough sleep. So yes, read a few more pages and cram (like that works anyways), and drive drunk on the freeways and streets, and stay the hell away from me. I'd rather live. All I can ask is: whose fault is it you're not getting enough sleep? Thanks. Time to sleep. I have to wake up in nine hours. Oh.

What happens when I make posts like these is I forget about the happy things I wanted to write about. Suck.

You people who wake up early for classes at this time are crazy. More on this when I'm conscious.

your presence still lingers here and it won't leave me alone

Ah yes nothing has been up. I was in class Monday sitting around looking at the table when the teacher said "okay let's review for the exam." "Oh shit," I said to myself. I asked the girl next to me when this test was and she said the next class meeting: Wednesday. So yes, I must study for that sometime. Afterwards I went to Walmart and got myself a dvd and a new poster for my wall. Life is good.

I got to class Thursday in time for the damn quiz. Damn those teachers that have quizzes in the beginning of class "just to make sure you get there on time." Hey, howabout teach me your specialty and let me worry about what time I get to class? Also, I'm still a pansy.

We continued to watch Bowling for Columbine in English 7. Haven't exactly finished it yet, but I can say for sure it's very though provoking. I can't stand Michael Moore at times for his left wing viewpoints sometimes, but he does know how to present argument and coerce opinion. Our teacher's an idiot.

In speech we went to the library and learned how to search for things and check material out.

Thursday night we played poker at Gerald's house. Good times. The rest of the weekend was pretty uneventful. Watched most of the NBA All Star stuff. Also caught all the sports I could on TV. Needless to say, Stanford beat UCB at home. Last night we played poker at Tom's house. The turnout was pretty good, although we did start a little late. I went to the mall today, and there were two sweaters from different stores that were appealing, but for reasons unknown, I didn't even get one. Also, it's still good to know they do exist. There was one right outside Hollister. Life is good.

According to match.com, she is my "type" and this is the size of rack I prefer. How particularly accurate.

flaureea (4:09:33 PM): looks about right for you

One negative thing about retail jobs: they look for people with weekend availability and when you're hired to work those weekends, you lose the ability to skip town on a whim without having to give your two weeks notice. Suck.

As you all know, I'm a big fan and supporter of, in lack of better phrase, stealing someone whose in a relationship as long as you're not homewrecking (i.e. married or have a kid) because after all, you're just making an offer and it's up to them to decide if it's a better one or not. Don't even try to change my mind. So let me just state for the record for all to read and seek my advise: just do it (borrowed from Nike).

Now for the quotes.

(10:09:36 PM): i am not going to waste my time watchin boobs instead of studying
Three out of 100 guys is my guess.

P8percut23 (11:15:05 PM): then your head would bee 12 inches past the car

[19:28] i see a little tera patrick in that angle

Mewtant24 (12:55:09 PM): u gotta run ne errands like fish, etc.?

[02:01] good thing he was inside her, otherwise i would have done something i would regret

StrikeoutK (1:05:42 PM): the messed up girl?
-(1:05:50 PM): hahah
-(1:05:57 PM): every girl is messed up

[16:08] my tendon is already numb, i can't feel any pain

[01:07] i had a ton of chances tonight, no excuses. sigh

(1:34:26 AM): the trip is worth just to see his expression when he sees boobs he doesn't have to pay for

StrikeoutK (1:06:54 PM): whose going?
(1:07:00 PM): 12 peoples
StrikeoutK (1:07:06 PM): how many are dudes
(1:09:14 PM): 5-6
StrikeoutK (1:09:17 PM): oh good mix
StrikeoutK (1:09:25 PM): that's better than the ratio we usually have

[12:58] he's like "get outta my way son, your sister is mine"

[19:30] i should've went and gave her a little stuffed animal or something haha
[19:30] and then spent the night in jail

(8:02:01 PM): he said maybe
(8:02:05 PM): if his parents let him out
"ROTFLMAO!!!"

[21:37] me: what can i say, i'm not one to be bounded down
-[21:38] you're a pansy
That I am.

[21:44] just look down
-[21:44] you mean up
-[21:44] it's not that cold

ShrimpSiumai (10:45:34 PM): but you might hit on her when you're drunk
StrikeoutK (10:45:47 PM): i can't promise i wont
You can take that to the f'in bank.

and if you have to leave, i wish that you would just leave

Classes classes classes. After class Monday I went to Petsmart and Michaels for some fish stuff. Came home, watched some bball games and some tv that's that.

I finally got to my morning class on time. Teacher's a bitch though. Last week when I walked in while she was calling roll she didn't ask who walked in late when she was done. Today some other dude walked in while she was calling roll she asked who walked in late. Oh well you win some you lose some. We did some experiment where one person asks another a question and you observe which way their eyes move, because some were lingual questions while some were logic or something. In reoccuring news, I'm a pansy.

Buth and I tried Arby's in Livermore. Don't eat there. It's ran by some afghans and it sucks badly.

After my classes I went to Walmart to... look at some fish stuff. There's also a $5.50 dvd I want to get.

My new difficult TV watching day is Tuesday. 8 Simple Rules/Gilmore Girls at 8:00, 24/According to Jim at 9:00 (and I guess Scrubs will be at 9:30 too?), and I really want to get into One Tree Hill but I don't think I'll be able to. Suck.

ghttoboo72 (11:09:13 PM): i like the holes
Okay buddy.

[01:03] what's your point
-[01:04] can't send a woman to do a man's job

(12:23:52 AM): it's not good to go to movies solo
(12:23:53 AM): k?
Okay!

DasButh228 (11:26:09 PM): that fat piece of liberal shit

(3:57:26 PM): http://www.photoforum.ru/rate/photo.php?photo_id=14579
(3:57:27 PM): haha
(3:57:32 PM): GATE IN LIFE
-(3:58:30 PM): haha
-(3:58:32 PM): wth is that
(3:58:38 PM): DUDE
(3:58:49 PM): look again

(12:58:14 AM): just do what you have to do
-(12:59:29 AM): that will involve takin lives away

(1:14:20 AM): in another words, that means fuckin up their relationship
(1:14:20 AM): hahaha
(1:14:22 AM): you mean
(1:14:22 AM): ahha
StrikeoutK (1:14:24 AM): yes

StrikeoutK (1:16:14 AM): if you refer yourself to my website
StrikeoutK (1:16:19 AM): please see the second quote up top
StrikeoutK (1:16:24 AM): in italics

ShrimpSiumai (1:17:19 AM): but, but, but, her friends are hot
StrikeoutK (1:17:23 AM): dude
ShrimpSiumai (1:17:25 AM): hahahahahahhhah
StrikeoutK (1:17:26 AM): you bastard
StrikeoutK (1:17:30 AM): thanks for sharing
StrikeoutK (1:17:32 AM): you bastard

we believed that we could change ourselves, the past could be undone

Friday Stephen and I played golf at the Pleasanton Fairgrounds. The course was a par 30, and both of us ended up shooting a 52. My long iron shots were a lot better than my short irons, but I think I started figuring out how to hit the short irons and chip shots as the day went on. Afterwards we picked up Chester and had lunch at Taco Bell.

Saturday I went around trying to get a fish bowl. First I went to the CV Petco asking them for a betta tower, but they didn't have any there but a peon there told me the Union City store had "lots of them." So with that information I drove twenty minutes to the store and find out they don't have any there. What the hell btw? I take another forty minutes driving back to CV (traffic) and speak with the store manager, telling him I don't appreciate being lied to. He asks what he can do so I tell him I want a substitute. In the end, I ended up with a $22 two gallon fish tank with everything instead of a 2-3 dollar betta tower that just holds water. Suckers. Thanks to Nick for coming along with me.

Earlier in the afternoon I witnessed the great finish between the AU @ Stanford game. Three more to go (I think)! UCBerknerds are going down next week! Lastly, I got around to beating Finding Nemo on the Xbox.

I woke up this morning knowing there was a Lakers @ Magic game. I turned on the TV right after waking up, to channel surf. I ended up catching the last two minutes of the game. We came back from like 14 (or more) down to win the game. Then I caught most of the NHL All Star game.

After visiting the library's website, I realized I had a dvd that was due. After returning it, I decided to go get some replacement filters for my fish tank. Went to a LFS in Hayward and got what I needed. After some creative thinking, I managed to get everything the way I wanted. Hopefully the green water my tank is suffering from will be gone within a few days.

Evening consisted of the Grammy's and watching Pearl Harbor. I really like that movie, and yes, I was getting that sappy feeling again while watching it. As I've said before, I'm a sucker for the ladies hairstyles of the era.

Start of a new week, the cycle repeats. Time to plan out this Saturday.

I asked about nine or ten UCB students how much single game basketball tickets were. One told me how much the whole season costs. Aiyah.

sex fact of tha week: Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. (Thanks to EZ)

[00:51] word of advice
[00:51] ALL
[00:52] im trying to use the right words
[00:52] chinese girls who are good looking lie
[00:53] keep that in mind
[00:55] it's impossible to find one who is totally honest
[00:55] me: isn't that the same with anyone
-[00:55] bitches will be bitches!
[00:55] sorry, let me refine
[00:56] lie about their intimate relationships
[00:56] did you ever have sex? no
[00:56] when was your first kiss? i have only kissed my boyfriend
[00:57] lies
[00:57] me: i have heard something like that before
[00:58] and they are so good at lying, that it becomes the truth to them after saying it a few times
[00:59] me: thanks for the heads up

[01:34] i wasn't bothering for a while cause i had to put in eyedrops after trying to read 3 lines

StrikeoutK (4:22:51 PM): /arizona.stanford.ap/tx_robinson2_ap.jpg
StrikeoutK (4:22:56 PM): looks just like my game winning shots
TomEboy04 (4:31:54 PM): when did you ever have a game winning shot?
StrikeoutK (4:34:12 PM): oh many times
StrikeoutK (4:34:19 PM): you probably were too much in awe to remember

(1:21:45 AM): and she wants me to call her
- (1:21:51 AM): for what
(1:21:56 AM): just to talk
-(1:21:58 AM): wtg
-(1:22:07 AM): you have my permission not to call
-(1:22:15 AM): she wants to talk? send her a damn IM

(10:56:28 PM): i was too busy daydreaming about her
(10:56:32 PM): couldnt fall asleep

StrikeoutK (11:29:20 PM): at least i daydream about hot chicks

[19:27] pretty
[19:27] oops i mean pretty flat
[19:27] me: no!
[19:27] with no
[19:28] she's flatter than the back of my hand that i use to
[19:28] well, you know

[20:28] can't go wrong with there
[20:28] except the flatter than the back of your hand to slap with
-[20:30] twis

all i want to do is be more like me and be less like you

Nothing at all besides classes lately. I hate classes. I don't belong in school. Because I was late to class the other day I missed a quiz. Ten points there. Sauce. The English teacher is a complete left wing psycho and scares the crap out of me. The speech teacher has the old grandma-like voice and is pretty damn annoying, but the class is okay. Stat at Chabot has been completely recockulous; we spent the whole day going over standard deviation.

Anyways I really just wanted to put the quotes up.

[00:43] me: i dont think those are full pads they are wearing
[00:43] d: i would probably protect my money makers a little more than that

(2:39:00 AM): You have disappointed me jerry
(2:39:19 AM): Because you like white girls
(2:39:31 AM): and expect HIGHER expectations from asians
StrikeoutK (2:41:26 AM): you cant compare things that arent alike
(2:41:36 AM): no
(2:41:41 AM): the fact that you like white girls
(2:41:53 AM): you expect more from asians than the regular asian girl
StrikeoutK (2:42:20 AM): what does that mean
(2:42:33 AM): for example....
StrikeoutK (2:42:36 AM): that's the only part i don't get now
(2:43:00 AM): If i liked white girls with big boobs.......nice body ass good face........dresses sexy...the whole deal........
(2:43:02 AM): then you would expect the same for asian girls
StrikeoutK (2:43:13 AM): ideally
(2:43:17 AM): or almost up to that level

[21:54] hitting it is always a good move
-[21:54] silly, we're talking about bj

(10:32:07 PM): if anything, you're good for one thing, providing acess to porn
(10:32:24 PM): very thankful for that
You're very welcome!

(2:45:06 AM): her and ***** are on two compelete(ly) different levels

StrikeoutK (11:00:37 PM): she's timeless

[14:54] will hung is in the building
-[14:54] hahaha christ
--[14:54] does he have a large group of chicks following him around
[14:55] no

[01:10] sanfranciscochinatown.com/events/misschinatown/bettyyang.html
[01:10] i can't tell if her noobies are that flat
[01:10] or if that white line is just the border of the picture

[18:53] willy has a girl over
-[18:54] is she black

[00:47] time and makeup helps

(1:49:45 AM): (i) hope they breakup
Hahahaha for once it isnt' me! Yes!

anywhere you go, i'll follow you down

Superbowl today. For some unknown reason, there were no plans so I just stayed home and watched the game. It actually was pretty decent. I didn't really like any of the teams, but I went with the Panthers just cuz I hate the Pats for for that they did to the Raiders two years ago. As for commercials, there were always some funny ones. I did remember thinking to myself that beer companies always had the funnier ones. The halftime show was good. Jessica Simpson looked good the four seconds she was on stage. Regardless of being intentional or not, the boob exposure thing at the end is not that damn big of a deal. Society (mostly religious, conservative groups mostly) complaining about small things like this is what makes me not completely conservative. You're nine year old kid is gonna see some breast one day. Then they're gonna proudly proclaim "they're so soft" when they touch one for the first time. Get over it.

I really don't know what else to write about so just read the quotes.

[14:37] "If something spooks the fish it will also jump. I think every Arowana owner knows what it's like to see their baby flopping around on the floor. Every one of my Silvers has been on the floor at least once."
[14:37] so has every one of my gf's
HEHE.

ShrimpSiumai (2:06:05 AM): it's okay for them to sport their school though
StrikeoutK (2:06:29 AM): those are cool as long as its not ucb


(12:07:25 AM): i can't stand acne on a girl's chest
Seriously.

(12:04:43 AM): my parents are going to make a trip down here on the 3 day weekend coming to to check my homework
"ROTFLMAO!!!" Sucker.

(2:20:30 AM): i can't believe 3/4 of our friends have put shit like that on their profile

(1:30:31 AM): i thought it was her
(1:30:33 AM): looked familier
(1:30:37 AM): i think she lost weight?
-(1:31:03 AM): yeah i think so
-(1:31:06 AM): Wth
-(1:31:10 AM): you didnt recognize her?
(1:31:25 AM): i didn't get a good look at a good angle
(1:31:30 AM): i only took two quick looks

Women's Sports

Because I am a fan of female sports.

Are you ready for some football?
The Top 10 things overheard in the locker room at the Lingerie Bowl:
10. "Remember, we're wearing the alternate dark bras today with the throw-back panties."
9. "Coach wants to see you in his office. And bring your catalogue."
8. "Damn, I hate playing in Green Bay in December."
7. "Coach, I CAN'T wear Victoria's Secret! I have an exclusive endorsement deal with La Perla!"
6. "How many times do I have to tell you? Laces out! Laces out!"
5. "That other team is nothing but a bunch of pantywaists!"
4. "Hey, great bra! Is that the new Air Chastain or the Wonder Hamm?"
3. "Call me old-school, but that girl couldn't carry Heidi Klum's G-string!"
2. "New Orleans oughtto have a great Lingerie team -- half their players are men."
1. "Those girls on the other team pull their fishnet stockings on one leg at a time, the same as us!"

BTW, if anyone has a copy (tape, capture, or a link) of the lingerie bowl, please tell me about it asap.

FIFA President Suggests Women Soccer Players Wear Tighter Shorts
FIFA president Sepp Blatter caused a minor uproar last week when he said women soccer players should start wearing "tighter shorts" to generate more interest in their sport.

I agree that hey, women's soccer in America isn't going anywhere and something has to be done to rejuvenate the sport. I also do agree to some degree that sex sells (women's) sports. It's just a fact. Let me also state for the record that there has to be a reason why myself, and other men tune in and watch women's world cup soccer, college softball (Jennie Finch?), volleyball games (Logan Tom, Misty May, Kerri Walsh, Holly McPeak?), and golf (up and coming Anna Rawson?). That is all. Thanks.

so many sleepless nights i wonder is it time to say goodbye

I just realized my last post was at 11:11 PM. Weird. I hope I remembered to make a wish last night.

Friday I was sleeping then all of the sudden the phone starts ringing. Turns out it was Chester calling to get me ready for lunch. He tells me he's on 680/580 interchange, so I tell him to drive very slowly because I knew I was at least another twenty minutes from being good to go. He probably ended up at least ten minutes outside my house, but I guess he was doing okay cuz I found him taking a nap, haha. We picked up Tom and headed to Daimo for lunch. Food there is always good, and after a little lounging around we made our way back to CV.

Rest of the day consisted of doing nothing really except watching basketball and TV. Sometime during the evening Kevin and I went to Office Max to return and buy some stuff. We made a stop at the mall where we ran into Steph. Didn't buy anything at the mall, but only because they didn't have my size. There was a pretty hot chick working in A&F, but for some unknown reason I didn't get a good look at her. I got the bad feeling I went to school with her, haha. Oh. I started playing Finding Nemo on the Xbox, haha. Apparently I'm still not good enough to play kids games because I still got stuck at a few places during the game.

Woke up actually before noon today! I was looking for some bball games to watch (I knew there were a lot of games being played), and I ended up finding a double header going on channel 18. I have no idea what station it was, but it was broadcasting in Spanish, haha. However, it didn't prove too much of a distraction, as it's always funny listening to Spanish on TV and how they talk and how they carry emphasize certain words and expressions. After the games I re-watched a good movie in A League Of Their Own.

Made lunch and went back to playing some Nemo. Got tired of it and decided to watch Bend It Like Beckham. Very good movie. A little too much culture to me, but the whole soccer thing and not seeing eye to eye with the parents thing was pretty cool. It's a damn good thing I've already seen POTC because instead of wondering how hot Keira Knightley is, we already know. Some chicks just can't do the short hair bit. She's one of them. Sports bras were cool, soccer shorts were cool, but those English accents weren't. I had to rewind many times during the film just to make out what they were saying cuz of those damn accents. As a bonus: from watching those dvd extras, that Mr. Beckham is kinda spacey acting. Maybe he's just not a fan of being on camera. Hell if any of it matters though, he's the successful one with the hot wife. Bastard.

Since no one was home in the afternoon I had to make some rice for dinnertime. Now if you didn't already know, I do not have good experiences with cooking rice. This occasion was no different. Apparently I used the wrong sized pot thing for the rice cooker, so when the heating cycle completed the top half of the rice wasn't cooked enough to eat, hahaha. Christ. After dinner I hit up the Nemo again on the Xbox. Apparently people these days like to try little kids because during the game there are these puzzles they want you to solve. You know it was one of those puzzles where they give you eight pieces in a square of nine and you have to shuffle everything around so it forms the correct picture. Maybe it's just me, but my spacial capacity just isn't that great, haha. Good thing I have a great imagination!

I forgot to mention earlier in the week the episode of Las Vegas was so good I started to get that I-wanted-to-cry feeling. Just the feeling though. Yes, in my old age I'm now known to get into characters of TV and movies and hope and cheer and feel bad with them. Jeez.

Just a little fact: Jerry you are such a pansy. What a damn pansy.

corinnyo (10:53:54 PM): i dont send bad stuff
corinnyo (10:53:55 PM): sheesh
StrikeoutK (10:54:09 PM): would you say
StrikeoutK (10:54:18 PM): you put out good stuff?
corinnyo (10:55:50 PM): well
corinnyo (10:55:52 PM): i WILL say
corinnyo (10:55:59 PM): that i dont put out any BAD
So you put out well? =P

cvhuie (10:56:47 PM): u seem to make them a habbit
StrikeoutK (10:57:14 PM): i'm not sure yet
StrikeoutK (10:57:15 PM): haha StrikeoutK (10:57:23 PM): but if history holds true i'm losing a meal again
cvhuie (10:57:49 PM): LOL
cvhuie (11:03:23 PM): u deserve to win at least one
Thanks!

corinnyo (12:34:02 AM): maybe you already see your magic everyday
corinnyo (12:34:04 AM): but you ignore it
corinnyo (12:34:11 AM): cuz its wearing a gaw damn hoodie
StrikeoutK (12:34:30 AM): she probably is

Choios (11:38:38 PM): i dont even know if i want to be on the team
Choios (11:38:40 PM): it's gonna be kinda weak
StrikeoutK (11:38:43 PM): duh
Choios (11:38:50 PM): like im not gonna know ANYONE
StrikeoutK (11:39:03 PM): cuz more and more asian nerds are only playing for application purposes
Choios (11:39:15 PM): hahhaa
Choios (11:39:22 PM): lol, thats hella funy because its true
StrikeoutK (11:39:38 PM): damn kids these days

(4:53:30 PM): i'm starting to think C's are kindda small
You greedy bastard.

StrikeoutK (4:46:18): http://www.ouw1sh.com/php/Models/CourtneyDay/IMG_4721.jpg
StrikeoutK (4:46:34 PM): 34C/25/35
DasButh228 (4:47:03 PM): holy

Guess the noobie:

(1:06:17 AM): don't they call condoms rubber?
(1:06:23 AM): so plastic could be rubber?
(1:06:30 AM): i dunno
(1:06:31 AM): haha
(1:06:43 AM): condoms look plastic