"you're not a breast or an ass man, you're a personality man" -about me
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Friday, January 30, 2004
Brooke Burns & Leeann Tweeden > Nicole & Paris. Hands down. Thank you.
posted by jer at 11:11 PM
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it won't take much longer now; see time makes me stronger well
Okay lets see. Lets start off with some school updates. On Tuesday while sitting in English class waiting for the teacher whose always late, we started talking about how whack the teacher is. Someone then mentioned the fact the teacher is missing her right pinky. The laughing wasn't that loud cuz it's really not that funny, but someone then mentioned that the teacher had hair on her chin. Now in that janky classroom there's a whiteboard right on our side of the room, so as the teacher got closer I noticed the missing pinky. Not great comedy, but still good enough to get me to laugh. Then as she got freaking too close, I noticed the hair on her chin. Pretty damn gross. I'm not just talking a few stubborn strands that come back right after shaving; it was like a freaking mini soul patch goin on. Christ. Damn left wingers.
On Wednesday I got to class at 12:15 (15 minutes late), only to have the teacher finish up class an hour early at 12:50. Talk about a waste of time. Chester and I then went to TK for lunch.
Today in English we got back our essays, and the only possible grades were a check and a check plus. Buth got a check and felt he was shafted because of his conservative views. His paper, afterall, focused negatively on immigrants, including the idea they should learn to speak the English language or leave the country. He complained and got his plus. I'm not so convinced it was his conservative views that owned him; my paper was on abortion and of course I have the pro-life ideal. Maybe she just doesn't like you Buth.
For speech class we had to do a ten minute presentation on a section of the book. Buth and I were paired with two fobs. While thinking up what we were going to say, it was mentioned that we (Buth and I) only needed to speak one minute each because the fobs would each take 4 minutes saying what they had to say. There's just so many of them in my classes this semester.
As for today, Chester and I went to play some basketball in Oakland for some church. Stephen told us about it and tonight was open gym so we all decided to go. I guess since we were last in getting there, we were the last team in the rotation, haha. Anyways, it was 5vs5 on a 2/3 length court. As mostly always, especially with this team (playing with Stephen, John, and Forest), I took my spot as the role player. I'd rather do a little and win than a lot and lose.
The semi-box score:
Games: 4 (2-2) FG: 1-4 2PT: 1-2 PTS: 2 REB: 11 AST: 4 STL: 3 BLK: 1 TO: 3
SUCK ALERT: THE GHETTO NOD I USED FOUR YEARS AGO IS MAKING A COMEBACK. HAHA FUCK THE WORLD!!!
I hate classes.
A chick:
(11:11:15 PM): i watched queer as folk once
(11:11:21 PM): and it was kinda disgusting
(11:11:24 PM): they had gay sex
(11:11:46 PM): they used ky jelly and had anal sex
(11:11:51 PM): it was quite entertaining
Nice one (watching it and finding it entertaining, that is).
StrikeoutK (12:43:23 AM): what should i write about man?
StrikeoutK (12:43:24 AM): gay
DasButh228 (12:44:10 AM): write about gay?
DasButh228 (12:44:25 AM): title your paper "What the gay?"
StrikeoutK (12:44:42 AM): what about it?
DasButh228 (12:45:42 AM): if you talk about gay rights
DasButh228 (12:45:46 AM): title your paper that
[01:59] me: are they real?
[01:59] no they are not
[01:59] and they are wonderful
[01:59] i have elbowed them a few times
Hehehe sweet!
DasButh228 (12:52:06 AM): oh yea, also when borderjumpers come into officemax asking if an employee speaks spanish
DasButh228 (12:52:09 AM): its like fuck off
DasButh228 (12:52:19 AM): learn the language, then come in
DasButh228 (12:52:21 AM): asshole
StrikeoutK (12:52:28 AM): HABLES ESPANOL??
DasButh228 (12:52:44 AM): lol
DasButh228 (12:52:46 AM): twis
DasButh228 (12:53:03 AM): its like "bienvinedos a America puto"
DasButh228 (12:53:27 AM): "hablar ingles o salir spic"
LOL.
StrikeoutK (1:55:27 AM): you know me
StrikeoutK (1:55:29 AM): you bring them
StrikeoutK (1:55:31 AM): i'll steal them
ShrimpSiumai (1:55:38 AM): yeah according to my fuckin dream
ShrimpSiumai (1:55:40 AM): god damn you
StrikeoutK (2:05:32 AM): i can get the 15 year old?
ShrimpSiumai (2:05:38 AM): good with me
HPimp styo.
(2:19:10 AM): now that i think about it. all the a team fucks up the 1/3 hs have had sex before graduating
StrikeoutK (2:21:16 AM): its 2/3 of graduates
DasButh228 (1:10:09 AM): our liberal teacher is going to fail my ass
=(
StrikeoutK (2:22:28 AM): just get her
StrikeoutK (2:22:35 AM): they'll be broken up for the 239483920 time by then
Christ.
DasButh228 (2:32:35 AM): us men are hypocrites
DasButh228 (2:32:45 AM): we pressure poor women into giving it up
DasButh228 (2:33:01 AM): and when they get pregnant, we're like you can't kill the baby
DasButh228 (2:33:13 AM): you gotta deal with it
(2:22:47 AM): i look at her differenty now
(2:22:49 AM): cuz she's done it
StrikeoutK (2:23:02 AM): haha
(2:23:03 AM): haha
StrikeoutK (2:23:05 AM): psh
StrikeoutK (2:23:05 AM): man
StrikeoutK (2:23:14 AM): we have to avoid that attitude btw
StrikeoutK (2:23:19 AM): as men
(2:23:25 AM): yes
(2:23:30 AM): as men, we just dick around
(2:23:40 AM): and use them as objects
(2:23:44 AM): (u taught me that )
See, I can be useful.
ghttoboo72 (10:33:47 PM): i was at petco the other day
ghttoboo72 (10:33:50 PM): just lookin for nothing
ghttoboo72 (10:33:56 PM): and i saw the tropical fish
ghttoboo72 (10:33:58 PM): i want em....
Hehe go for it!
(2:59:46 AM): he wouldn't fuck?
(2:59:52 AM): i would hate to be his wife
(3:08:20 AM): it's so ironic
(3:08:27 AM): where you just want to fuck every girl yet you're pro life
(3:08:41 AM): if everyone on this planet thinks like that, we'd have over population tmr
-(3:08:54 AM): we do have overpopulation
StrikeoutK (3:31:17 AM): its pretty fucking funny how the one that's most interested in this (me) only ranks near the middle in overall exp points
(3:27:49 AM): i have nothing to say on the matter anymore
(3:27:51 AM): next topic
(3:28:10 AM): it must suck to be at second base for 2 years
(3:28:13 AM): fuck i said i was done talking
(3:28:19 AM): say something before i dick around some more
[03:45] now you trick or treat for melons
-[03:46] haha
-[03:46] sweet honey dew
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Wednesday, January 28, 2004
While watching that crap American Idol last night and hearing what that foo William Hung was saying about his school and himself, I must pose one question: do I need a more (stereo)typical example? Thanks.
"You know, I have no professional training of singing or dancing."
Jeezus is that absolutely necessary?
Update: http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~jc65/videos/shebangs.wmv
New link:
http://members.cox.net/donchin/WilliamHung.wmv
"I currently study at UC Berkeley right now. It's kind of odd. My major is civil engineering."
The best part is when he goes she bangs! she bangs!
At least there is some leg action in the beginning of the video.
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Monday, January 26, 2004
i've got these little things, she's got you
What is the up my friends? I really can't remember what's been going on lately. I went over to Stephen's house Friday and Saturday nights to play some PS2. He beats me everytime on NBA Live, but I want to say it's due to the PS2. The second night I found out he had Karaoke Revolution so we did that for a while. That game is pretty cool, haha.
I'm not sure what I've done. Probably nothing significant, haha. I'm sure I've watched a few games, and some TV. Today I did go play bball at the rec semi competatively for the first time in a long time. My conditioning is horrible. It's not like my legs stop working or something, I just can't run up and down the court anymore, haha. I could probably still turn in a quarter mile in < 1:15, but as for the whole mile? I wont make ten minutes, lol.
In an effort to lose more money, respect, and self-confidence (just kidding on the latter - I'm back to my immune demeanor), I've made another lunch bet. I will be the sole judge as to whether to consider myself a success or failure at the end of the semester. Don't worry buddy, I'll be honest about it.
I've been to classes for one week and I'm fatigued as hell already.
Patsy Cline - She's Got You
Two quotes to note (second is advise):
buth: that girl looks like someone i went to high school with
me: i was just going to say the same thing
buth: must be a generic face
"take one good look instead of two short ones"
later revised with: take one good look at a good angle
Here are the rest:
DasButh228 (9:36:06 PM): bring your pillow in
DasButh228 (9:36:11 PM): talk about how much you sleep
[21:32] why does everyone look so damn young
-[21:32] cuz they are under 18, duh
[21:32] i only say young because ugly would be rude
ShrimpSiumai (3:44:57 AM): are you talkin about a gf?
StrikeoutK (3:45:34 AM): what makes you think it's a chick
StrikeoutK (3:45:37 AM): what if i was talking about grades
StrikeoutK (3:45:40 AM): or being to class on time
StrikeoutK (3:45:48 AM): (sarcasm)
StrikeoutK (5:52:40 PM): pants was too small for my package
ShrimpSiumai (5:52:56 PM): that means it won't fit me either
StrikeoutK (5:53:03 PM): twis
[03:58] are you readin it
-[03:59] trying to
-[03:59] text driving me crazy
[03:59] her colors must be killer to your old eyes
[03:59] =\\
-[03:59] i'm using my magnifying glass
[04:37] come on don't tell me you've never run into it!!
[04:38] well i obviously just spilt it on myself
[04:38] for you
[04:38] it was her fault
ShrimpSiumai (5:21:25 AM): why, you got the gunpowder
ShrimpSiumai (5:21:30 AM): she got the gun holder
StrikeoutK (5:21:31 AM): oh
StrikeoutK (5:21:37 AM): well then
StrikeoutK (5:21:42 AM): as captain picard says
StrikeoutK (5:21:43 AM): make it so
[04:02] lucky for you then
-[04:05] luckily for me, theres all of you and bt
-[04:05] to provide visual learning
[04:05] i am here to educate
Thanks!
[03:28] she's cute, you should hook it up
[03:29] haha
[03:29] like it always is, she's taken
[05:48]15 gets you 20
[05:49] dang that's a good deal
[03:52] hahah go 4 it
[03:52] go in for the steal
[03:52] me: hahaha
[03:52] me: tho i am a big fan of stealing
[03:52] me: i'm not interested in this case
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Sunday, January 25, 2004
Please refer yourself to the quote box. As impossible as it may sound, Noobie Nick's line of "they're so soft" has been replaced with something equally ridiculous.
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Thursday, January 22, 2004
It's All In The Words
[01:17] dude, my econ teacher is hott
-[01:17] you know what that means
-[01:17] (the 4040)
[01:17] shes got a very very very nice rack
[01:17] 36C, perfect
[01:18] nice tight body
[01:19] i have that class at 7am
-[01:19] if she's hot at 7am, imagine how she'd look if you were actually awake
[01:19] her face is eh...
[01:19] not as wonderful
-[01:19] who said anything about a face
DasButh228 (1:32:39 AM): get a tuna fish and name it jessica simpson
(1:34:03 AM): see a dildo..
(1:34:07 AM): it's not just a product
(1:34:12 AM): u cant just buy the first one u see
(1:34:17 AM): it's like a bf
StrikeoutK (1:34:26 AM): i suppose so
(1:34:27 AM): you have to wait til u find the perfect one
(1:34:29 AM): who fits ur needs
StrikeoutK (1:34:30 AM): you should just get a sybian
(1:34:31 AM): and desires
ShrimpSiumai (2:07:12 AM): i can't believe i'm gettin owned by a piece of fuckin woman tool
ShrimpSiumai (2:11:27 AM): but i know what my wife has to know to do now
ShrimpSiumai (2:11:30 AM): i can cook
StrikeoutK (2:11:49 AM): well if you're marrying jessica simpson, everything is fair game
(2:14:45 AM): i'm great with the hand job
(3:15:21 PM): jump on it, then fuck it til it drops
[20:09] and then she bent over right in front of me and i saw the triangle peekin' out from her jeans
[20:09] i had to use all my self-control to look away
-[20:11] you were suppose to take a picture
-[20:11] with the flash and everything
[20:11] i had to use my mental flash this time
ShrimpSiumai (4:00:55 AM): i repeat, it will not highten your chance of not buyin me my segway
StrikeoutK (4:01:00 AM): hahahahahaha
StrikeoutK (4:01:03 AM): you will not get my segway
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:10 AM): 3 years
StrikeoutK (4:01:16 AM): i will let you roll around mine though when i come by for victory lap
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:17 AM): i started saying "5 years left"
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:21 AM): then "4 years left"
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:24 AM): now "3 years left"
StrikeoutK (4:01:26 AM): bwahhahaha
ShrimpSiumai (4:01:28 AM): nude pic too
StrikeoutK (4:01:30 AM): that is true
[16:48] the employees at arden fair are quite hot
-[16:48] HEHE
[16:48] the ones in express men were smokin
[16:48] especially this one blonde
[16:49] she looked like a stripper
[16:49] maybe ***** will be around one of the days this weekend
-[16:49] ;PPPPPPP
-[16:49] then i can see the rack in person
[16:50] it's cold up here btw?
[16:50] she's always wearing a sweater
Boo.
[17:52] haha i was looking at this pic on my monitor and i thought i saw a see-thru top nerple
[17:52] then i just realized my screen was just dirty
[17:52] what a letdown
[01:05] you got bored of her...cuz she's 19 now
-[01:07] she's over the hill
[01:57] i see her face with my mind's eye
[22:23] "Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage"
[22:23] Why?
[22:23] Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
[18:38] she was wearing a nike jacket last night i think
-[18:39] how do you know?
--[18:39] cuz the jacket is still on his floor stupid
[18:40] does she have a tatoo
[18:40] lower back?
-[18:40] hmm
-[18:40] usually she's on her back...
-[18:40] j/k i'll ask
--[18:41] she has one on her lower back in the shape of a beer coaster
--[18:41] very considerate of her
ShrimpSiumai (12:20:07 AM): she's what a girl should be
StrikeoutK (12:20:16 AM): dumb?
StrikeoutK (12:20:18 AM): helpless?
StrikeoutK (12:20:22 AM): dependent?
[03:39] ironing clothes is like the shittiest thing in the world
[03:39] i swear if there was a dry cleaners closer than the one downstairs i would ebay this goddamn iron in no time
-[03:39] steam up the bathroom
-[03:39] put the clothes in there
-[03:39] let the steam soak in
-[03:39] then shake it out
[03:40] only the bedroom gets that steamy here
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a secret that i never could keep
Back In Action
Yes classes are back in full swing. I've now had every class I'm going to for the rest of the semester. Right off the bat, I know that english is going to be the most difficult/demanding class. Teacher came in and started writing stuff on the board before even say hello. Weaksauce. Speech seems like it will be okay. Good thing Buth is in both of those classes. As for my morning class, psychology, it should be okay considering I've already taken a more progressive psych class beforehand. I don't know anyone really well (yet, oh) in there, but knowing these behaviorial science classes and they're "content", I know I'll make it. My one class at Chabot, stat, is crowded as hell. Good thing the teacher seems cool. Homework is optional and tests are open homework and notes. I do hope I do alright in there. As for Chabot itself, it sucks ass. I must have only seen one chick out there.
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
on a one-to-ten she's a certified twenty
ARF Snowboarding 2K4
Well well. After numerous attempts and a lot of planning, the snowboarding trip finally happened over the weekend. Due to overlseeping and lack of packing ahead of time, we didn't leave until like late afternoon, haha. Kevin, Eric, Chester and I headed up to Davis and eventually found our way to the Will and Will apartment. That night was spent eating Dos Coyotes while watching the big but lackluster Lakers @ Kings game. It's pretty boring and unvaluable to beat a team of scrubs. Afterwards we played some poker where Will pulled the first ever straight flush (that I've ever seen). The rest of the evening was spent playing computer games, Xbox, watching Freaky Friday and playing Perudo. Around 3:30 or so we realized we had to get up three hours later and went to bed.
Of course we overslept and didn't wake up until like 7:00. After doing who knows what for a while, we finally woke Eric up (gave him some extra sleep cuz he was driving). We then stopped by Safeway to buy some supplies, then headed up the mountain. For some whack reason, the climate and temperature was getting better as the elevation increased. We arrived at Donner Ski Resort and quickly got our stuff. After a quick run, we decided to eat lunch. Good call because my feet/ankles were just getting owned. Whether it was because of the food or just being warmed up, after lunch my feet didn't hurt anymore. We all had a good amount of runs before calling it a day. The best thing about going to the snow? It's the snow bunnies. Obviously. Oh.
We got back to Davis and ate dinner at Applebees. After returning to the apartment most people just crashed. Some more time was spent playing Perudo, video games, and just general messin around. Eventually we started playing the sequal to The Hunter on the xbox and didn't stop until 5:30 or something. Woke up around noon and watched the two football games. I'm now going with the Panthers. For dinner we had good Japanese. When we got back Willy and Kevin each challenged me to some NBA Live. Of course I put them both down. We ended up returning to CV around midnight.
Another arf snowboarding trip is in the works for mid Marchish. Hopefully it will include most if not the whole complete norcal team roster.
Thanks Buth for driving and the drinks. Thanks both Wills for letting us stay over. Another thanks to Willy for letting us crash your room and drink all your drinks, hehe.
Trip itinerary.
posted by jer at 11:42 PM
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Friday, January 16, 2004
HA HA HA I'm a crazy bastard.
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Thursday, January 15, 2004
24: Season One
I've spent the last three days watching the first season on what is probably the greatest modern show ever made. I only started watching the show this season, and with 1/3 of it complete, I wanted to "catch up" to help better understand what's going on now. The last two nights I've gone to 6:00 in the morning watching episode after episode, hour after hour. Ever since Kim snuck out of the house I wanted to know what will happen next. However, seeing what she looked like back in season one compared to her geeky/nerdy image now makes me sad. That is all. This show must be added to the list of must see.
In other TV news, I (of course) caught yesterday's episode of The OC, and I really can't stand that Oliver dude. Everytime I see him and Ryan in same scene I want Ryan to just beat the crap out of him. Also, I'm very sad to see Hailey go. She was so hot!!! I also saw most of the new Bachelorette and all I can say is WTF. Meredith is definately no Trista, hands down. They shoulda gone with Tina Fabulous. Last night also was the first new episode of Smallville in a while. Pretty much too much dude and not enough Kristin Kreuk, but her three minutes in workout attire made up for that.
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Monday, January 12, 2004
I'd just like to say that last the newest Alias was soooo awesome. I can't wait for next week! Also, I'm totally a sucker for those blonde accents.
Also, I was making mashed potatoes and mac n cheese the other day for lunch when I realized we ran out of milk. I subsituted soy bean milk instead, and surprisingly it tasted the same. That is all.
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Sunday, January 11, 2004
DJ Spin That Shit
Lines from the last week or so:
(3:04:55 AM): i'm guessing she didn't comment on mine cause it was typical :-(
=((
DasButh228 (11:21:13 PM): looks like she wrappped herself in toilet paper
DasButh228 (11:25:28 PM): like she even remembers who you are
StrikeoutK (11:26:02 PM): well if she does, it would be a testament to my charming personality
DasButh228 (11:26:17 PM): not to mention overly arrogant
DasButh228 (11:27:34 PM): dont start any stalkage
StrikeoutK (11:27:50 PM): i quit from that line of activity
(12:34:31 AM): we're gonan go watch chasing liberty rite?
StrikeoutK (12:37:37 AM): only if we can sit without the divider
(2:22:54 AM): no such thang as a quiet vibrator
-(2:23:00 AM): well
-(2:23:04 AM): there's loud
-(2:23:04 AM): and theres LOUD
(2:23:04 AM): and if i cum that aint gonna be quiet either
(2:23:05 AM): haha
(3:18:40 AM): cuz i was lookin at her pics and all her friends are damn fugly
StrikeoutK (3:19:39 AM): "there are no mistakes in life, just experiences"
ShrimpSiumai (3:22:19 AM): that's one of the 2 most useful things that you need to know about psych
ShrimpSiumai (3:22:21 AM): penis envy and that
Number one (I think) being hot chicks [only] hang out with [other hot] chicks.
(3:50:50 AM): like if you see a underwear drawer full of granny panties and a cups
(3:50:53 AM): all signs point to a team
(3:51:06 AM): am i correct
-(3:51:42 AM): yup
(3:51:46 AM): thank you
StrikeoutK (3:52:48 AM): hot chicks are no fair
StrikeoutK (3:53:07 AM): they'll pwn me for the next 3 years
ShrimpSiumai (3:53:22 AM): any chicks own you
[21:20] i have 46 gigs of porn at my fingertips. THANKS BIT TORRENT!
-[21:21] now there... i think you may need another hobby
-[21:21] perhaps you should find a girlfriend
[21:21] i play counterstrike too
-[21:21] do you go to berkeley?
[21:22] ever heard of the academic juggernaut..... NEW YORK UNIVERSITY?
-[21:22] well, for a little bit you sounded like some EECS people i know at berkeley
[21:22] oh shit that's so rude
_[21:22] porno watching, cs playing freaks?
[21:22] you have shamed me
Haha not from the watching porn, playing cs, and no gf, but from the suggestion of attending UCB. Nice one.
[00:30] taking off a bra requires 1 second at most
[00:33] i bet with enough practice i can do 20+ with my toes in under a minute
[00:33] me: what is your motion
[00:34] motion? damn, make them take off their own bra. i'm busy getting comfy lying back in bed :P
Hehehe.
[22:40] fat chix are like mopeds.....they are fun to ride till ur friendz find out
A line from The O.C.
You blew it buddy, almost as bad as I did, but you know what? We're both single now, it's a new year; I think we should join Friendster.
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Break Continued
My computer just owned my last ~500+ word post. Shit me to hell.
We were supposed to go snowboarding that Tuesday after poker but Kevin got sick haha. New Year's Eve was spent at Ray's house, with most of us being there while some of the others were doing who knows what. Ray's parents denied us alcohol, but Ray got "the next best thing" in a tub of energy drinks. MTV brought in the new year, and a performance by Hilary Duff capped it all off. When she performed, Rob, Ray and I got front row seats, haha. I don't know if it was the energy drinks or not, but some of us ended staying awake through the night and into morning blowing the wind over a whole lot of crap I can't remember except that some of it was garbage from the hs days. We left at 7:00 AM, haha.
I amazingly woke up at 2:00 the same day and went over to Trish's for new years. Her family was having a whole day party type deal and friends were invited. We spent the whole time kicking it in the new addition of the house eating good food and watching tv and playing pool. I was content with watching the Rose Bowl at first, which USC eventually won (I barely bothered with the Sugar Bowl), but Nick came by and wanted to play pool and I can never not take up a chance to beat him down at something.
That evening my family headed down to socal on a whim. As with most trips down there, it mainly consisted of eating, shitting, and sleeping. I did, however, get a pair of sunglasses.
Ah yes, some of us went to SF Deja Vu Centerfolds. It was the best 80 dollars spent over twenty minutes. Don't even try telling me otherwise. As someone said, girlfriends might be cheaper, but I ask, are they really?
I just got here and im just trying to get into it all.
-Let me warm you up.
*looks at the guys for advise*
-You're thinking too much, just come with me and it'll be fine.
What do you have to offer me?
-Plenty.
You have a nice package, unlike most other asian guys.
Have you ever dated a thai girl?
-Nope.
Have you ever been with a thai girl
*pretends to think about all the girls i haven't slept with*
-Nope.
Oh so no one's ever shown you the real Bangcock?
Impressive to say the least.
So far over break I've watched a whole lot of tv, played bball a few times, and finally beat the NBA Live season and won the playoffs. I've been trying to fix my computer almost daily because it has issues up the yin yang. In other words, I haven't really done anything important and productive. Just the way I like it.
People seem to think break goes by slow and all, but with all the stuff I've done over the past 3-4 weeks, it's flying by!
Read the damn quotes:
[03:23] "-what size skates?"
[03:23] "11"
[03:23] "-11?"
[03:23] "yeah, i wear 12 shoe"
[03:23] "-damn, your gf must love you!"
[03:23] "i can't argue with that"
Nice one!
[03:42] 99% of men are masturbators
[03:42] the other 1% are liars
[03:43] have a nice new years
[03:43] me: same to you!
[03:43] get laid for christ sake
[03:43] me: i will try
[03:43] i will.
[03:03] dating a dancer
[03:03] btw
[03:03] or someone who has taken a lot of dancing lessons
[03:03] ballet, hip hop whatever
[03:03] that is almost as golden as being in the stink
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Saturday, January 10, 2004
 My life is rated R. What is your life rated?
Anything less than PG and we'll have to talk.
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Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Cameran from Real World San Diego.
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posted by jer at 11:18 PM
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Monday, January 05, 2004
Let me quickly share with you a dream I had a while ago. I was playing soccer or some other similar sport (which is really weird cuz I absolutely hate soccer) against a chick. She ws brunette and wore wore a pink cami top with white capri like pants and black. I ended up losing (weird there too) and had to do something whack which I have forgotten. The point of this charade? Absolutely nothing. Except fix a punctuation error in the quote box.
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Sunday, January 04, 2004
Santa Forgot Me
Keira Knightley
*shrug* always next year. :|
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Hello Hello
I will try to recap my break so far into segments of events.
The few days before Christmas I can't remember. Christmas itself was spent at home, with nothing real big.
On Friday the 26th, I went to the Sharks game. Kirk, Tim, Philip, and Felix picked me up from my house before heading over to Dublin to meet up with the rest of the guys (Garrett, Brian, George, Phillip). We rolled out to San Jose HP Pavilion and met up with Hank inside. It was my first hockey game, and it was pretty ironic considering they were playing the Kings because I grew up watching that team. Anyways hockey is definately different watching in person than on TV. This particular game was great because we won 5-0 and there were two big fights. Afterwards we went to Milpitas for some dinner.
It was a great night because 1) first live hockey game 2) Garrett (haven't seen him since A's game in August) and Felix (no see in over a year) visiting from New York and Chicago, respectively 3) Felix gave me a cup full of baby convicts for my fish tank.
Afternoon of the 27th I woke up and ate lunch before heading out to Hercules. It was supposed to be a LAN, but everyone just ended up playing either the xbox or a game called Perudo, which is kinda like a diced version of BS. Took time out to watch the Sharks game on TV. Dinner consisted of a In-N-Out run, and even though someone stopped at Costco or something I guess to buy a boatload of candy and drinks I was still pretty much hungry. I guess red vines can only fill you up so much. As the night got later, various people took turns passing out on couches and the floor. Now I've only heard stories of George's snoring, but I only appreciated it after I was able to experience it in person. Eventually Will and I passed out on the couches in the family room around 6:00, only to wake up again a bit pass 9:00 haha.
Morning consisted of some more Perudo before going to IHOP for some brunch. Felix wanted more pancakes, and when asked how many he wanted, he answered three and instead of a stack of three the waitress came back with three plates instead, haha. So Felix stacked them up and started attacking them but I think he only managed four or five before giving up. We all went back to the house and played some ESPN Hockey before I left sometime in the afternoon. I was getting my jacket to leave, but apparently George was sleeping on it. I looked for a sleeve or something to pull, but if you know George's stature, you know it was a futile attempt.
That night, Nick, Rob, Eric, Kevin, Steph, Chester and I went over to Gerald's to hang out and play poker. We watched Old School while waiting for everybody to show. During the movie and poker we all had a few drinks, and pretty much had a great time. As beginner's luck would have it, Chester ended up winning the big jackpot of the evening. Eric, Kevin and I didn't want to make it back home so we crashed for the night.
I will conclude this segment with a question/advise:
If you can't handle or stand the taste of the easy/simple/basic alcohol we have now (beer, straight/mixed rum/vodka shots, and bitch drinks I mean malts), wth are you gonna do when we turn 21 and start trying stuff we've never heard of before? The first problem (stomaching) can be solved by trial and resilience. The second I can't help you with because that's just something you have to man up to and learn to like, as in making alcohol an aquired taste. Thank you.
Mizouse84 (12:43:45): man.. my virgin eyes arnt so virgin anymore
Mizouse84 (12:43:47): and it was great!
[01:34] WTH
[01:34] she was 17 when she filmed that
-[01:34] 17 probably gets me 5
-[01:39] man i threw away the movie poster that was in the newspaper when it came out
-[01:39] cuz i didn't think she was that hot
-[01:39] shit me to hell
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Friday, January 02, 2004
I was having lunch today and I noticed the hottest non fob a team member at the table next to me. I passed the info on to my brother to only find out the selfish bastard was already 20 minutes ahead of me. Damnit. Sharing is caring!
The point of all of this? After thinking "whoa," I thought, "shit me" because I didn't have my camera. I'm soooooooooo so sorry to everybody. The next phone I'm getting will have a camera.
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Thursday, January 01, 2004
I just got home. Time for sleep.
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