Freaking sun is coming out...

Just a thought I've been pondering over the last few days...

When it's all done and over with, I hope I'm not one who lingers around.

Say What?

From the last ~3 weeks or so. There are a lot.

DasButh228 (8:15:33 PM): i've been telling you guys that the school girl is the best look

P8percut23 (9:04:19 PM): he can get more girls than you
StrikeoutK (9:04:25 PM): no shit
StrikeoutK (9:04:29 PM): look how popular he is
StrikeoutK (9:04:33 PM): i can't compete with that

[02:21] she needs a little plastic surgery on her kneecaps tho

StrikeoutK (2:27:59 AM): your gf has ugly knees
DasButh228 (2:29:05 AM): thats prolly cause those knees are worn out =)

[02:45] me: like i've been told for 8 years, somethings just weren't meant to be
[02:45] 8 years haha
[02:45] who were you jocking at 12

StrikeoutK (1:52:17 AM): some thing's i'll never understand about people
StrikeoutK (1:58:15 AM): you cannot help those who refute it

StrikeoutK (2:05:56 AM): ahh she was in her car
Wai108 (2:06:05 AM): did you jump in front of it

(2:41:50 AM): looks like a black dude that never got accepted by his fellow african american peers

(8:14:52 PM): is that her ex bf next to her?
StrikeoutK (8:14:59 PM): yeah
(8:15:22 PM): weak
(8:15:32 PM): i like the ones that never had a bf
StrikeoutK (8:15:59 PM): you mean, ie, you like virgins
(8:16:08 PM): depends
(8:16:38 PM): shoot, wth am i talking about, i dont fucking care
(8:16:42 PM): as long as she is hot

[01:12] i lost about 10 iq points watching that
-[01:13] now you only have 3 left =|

ShrimpSiumai (12:45:06 AM): do you think she's pretty
StrikeoutK (12:45:19 AM): no
StrikeoutK (12:45:20 AM): and no

StrikeoutK (1:44:50 AM): she's the only party tested, broken in girl on that list

DasButh228 (8:11:02 PM): oh no not her
DasButh228 (8:11:05 PM): some other one
DasButh228 (8:11:08 PM): that was hotter

(11:00:49 PM): what a vaginer

(12:43:38 AM): especially if he is a fob
(12:43:54 AM): i'd make him want to go back to mainland

(1:41:51 AM): if i was black, i would be pissed at mexicans

[20:09] i wish i was a hot chick
[20:12] i'd just be posting tons of sexy pics
[20:13] and making out with other hot chicks... while taking pics

ShrimpSiumai (12:41:42 AM): best not be fights (jlu hittin on someone's gf)
ShrimpSiumai (12:42:01 AM): (escorting to bathroom)
StrikeoutK (12:42:21 AM): i cannot guarantee that won't happen
ShrimpSiumai (12:43:13 AM): i'll make sure it WILL happen

DasButh228 (12:45:20 AM): are you going to molest girls like in SJ?
StrikeoutK (12:45:41 AM): i cannot guarantee that won't happen

Wai108 (7:34:55 PM): i guess ppl do read your blog
Damn right they do.

StrikeoutK (7:37:15 PM): its kinda whack though if they think its for real
StrikeoutK (7:37:21 PM): cuz like, i dont think i'd normally say that to you =\
StrikeoutK (7:37:25 PM): if you really did have a gf and i thought someone else was better looking
Wai108 (7:37:39 PM): i wouldn't be suprised
Ahahaha... perhaps.

StrikeoutK (9:36:10 PM): just think
StrikeoutK (9:36:15 PM): i guess if she was better loooking
StrikeoutK (9:36:20 PM): we wouldn't be having this conversation
DasButh228 (9:36:45 PM): hopefully business would have been handled if that was the case

DasButh228 (9:38:02 PM): you would have done things differently?
StrikeoutK (9:38:19 PM): well i'm an asshole
StrikeoutK (9:38:35 PM): so i probably wouldn't have done anything until she brought it up
StrikeoutK (9:38:38 PM): then i woulda just denied her

[02:33] my 29 year old was still a virgin, she thought she was gonna marry me, that's how i got to deflower the bitch
[02:34] i fooled her well
[02:34] she truly believed that i was the one

[02:34] youngest... lets see... gotta think for a sec
[02:35] she was 16
[02:36] i punched it in her too
[02:36] she was like do it slow
[02:36] i was like wham
[02:36] lol
[02:36] she bled =(

A chick's advise:

(9:21:10 PM): yea when u do it, be sure to massage their crotch area in a circular motion
(9:21:15 PM): as oppsed to pouncing it

[01:34] it's like watchnig asian fob porn
[01:34] it's nasty

(1:43:42 AM): he hit it that night?
StrikeoutK (1:44:02 AM): HAHAHAHA
StrikeoutK (1:44:06 AM): aint no one hit anything buddy
(1:44:13 AM): that's right
(1:44:19 AM): a bunch of asians
(1:44:56 AM): raised all strict and crap
(1:45:04 AM): at least the girls are

StrikeoutK (10:39:26 PM): i like how they were all asian
-(10:40:47 PM): one and only time all those nerds can get outta school

ShrimpSiumai (10:45:18 PM): i guess books weigh more than boobs after all

[01:37] her cake face is quite nasty btw
[01:37] paper bag required

[01:38] i'm getting low back pain looking at her pictures
[01:38] she has enough mammary tissue for 5-10 medium sized asian women
[01:39] and that's not counting her right tit

(12:50:10 AM): a team = asian?

[01:40] oh man, her bf
-[01:40] giving hope to men all over the world
[01:40] my sentiments exactly

[01:42] he must've snagged her during hs when she was still an ugly duckling or something

[19:05] she's kinda short... it's too hard to see her unless i'm in the first 10 rows :P
[19:05] me: i guess the old age eyes doesn't help much does it
[19:05] yea seriously
[19:05] some girl might bump me and knock out my glass eye

[19:21] why was helen keller a bad driver?
[19:23] because she was a woman

[00:53] the diameter of the noobar is <<< the diameter of her chest wall/lats

(12:52:18 AM): i saw that foo with a girl like 1 1/2 months ago
(12:52:30 AM): b/f and g/f
StrikeoutK (12:52:34 AM): psh
StrikeoutK (12:52:40 AM): i aint see rings on anyone's finger

[00:54] more women need to understand the virtues of a pushup bra even while wearing covering clothing
[00:54] pssst -- we're still looking at your tits!
-[00:54] that's right
-[00:54] if i ran for a political office, that would be one of my propsition issues
-[00:54] Measure DD
[00:54] proposition 69
-[00:54] Prop 363436
[00:55] prop 36C

[00:57] i knew a 34A
[00:57] no fun

[01:04] i've never seen a cabbage patch
-[01:04] i'll bet you haven't
-[01:04] my cell phone message says you diddled one though

[02:09] shes making out with a dude
-[02:10] that pedophile

(2:13:21 AM): she's like 10
(2:13:40 AM): 10 years ahead of the a team already

StrikeoutK (11:33:05 PM): tell me someone got pics
SSJ American (11:34:17 PM): no my white half forgot the camera
SSJ American (11:34:22 PM): my asian half was hella mad

[01:00] it's like
[01:00] how can i explain it
[01:01] an asian girl's chest?
[01:01] not really noticeable, just a little bump

(1:29:11 AM): you prob know more than me on this
StrikeoutK (1:29:25 AM): i can't guarantee that will happen
(1:29:30 AM): do most a-team actually have A cups or B cups
(1:29:40 AM): you look at them more than me

[15:05] she needs more makeup in those pics

[17:10] ken should introduce her to the new water-bras at vs
-[17:10] haha
-[17:10] we probbaly ran outta all the a-cups

[02:56] i hooked up with a cute white girl there
[02:56] hey wait, i mean, i talked to one
[02:56] me: nice!!!
[02:56] you asshole!

[04:03] see, i either got to go 7 years up... or 7 years down, to get someone i don't have too many connections with these days heh

[04:06] ken: this one bitch i was dancing with got down helllla low
[04:06] ken: and it was killing my thighs
[04:06] ken: i was about to fall over
[04:06] ken: i need to work out my legs or something
That's weak!!!

(3:01:39 PM): i don't think she look that good
(3:01:44 PM): not like my type
StrikeoutK (3:01:48 PM): just hit that up
(3:01:51 PM): maybe
(3:01:56 PM): i'll just let her give me head
(3:02:01 PM): and go to some parties with her
(3:02:13 PM): so i can meeet her friends
StrikeoutK (3:02:14 PM): gg
StrikeoutK (3:02:20 PM): lolololz

[04:03] and she was like
[04:03] "you should hit me up sometime"

[15:57] she's good at this game called Zipper

StrikeoutK (8:15:49 PM): i may hit on your friends
CrazyTI3 (8:15:54 PM): uhhh
CrazyTI3 (8:15:57 PM): be careful
CrazyTI3 (8:16:02 PM): they're smart
StrikeoutK (8:16:08 PM): that doesn't bother me

[23:01] I was doing it too fast...got a burn

DasButh228 (12:42:47 AM): cause when they're sober
(12:42:48 AM): we'll just have to settle on white chicks
DasButh228 (12:42:58 AM): they wont be touching any guy whatsoever
DasButh228 (12:43:06 AM): thats fine

[17:58] that's as ideal as a rack gets

StrikeoutK (12:19:40 AM): how are those full padded bras selling
StrikeoutK (12:19:44 AM): i mean full coverage

StrikeoutK (12:54:07 AM): just bust out a shovel tomorrow
DasButh228 (12:54:23 AM): shovel?
DasButh228 (12:54:28 AM): we diggin ourselves a grave?
StrikeoutK (12:54:48 AM): no to scoop to the bullshit

(1:12:46 AM): i hope she dies from aids or something
-(1:12:57 AM): asian yo
-(1:13:02 AM): wont have sex
-(1:13:02 AM): ever
(1:13:07 AM): lol
(1:13:09 AM): true..

StrikeoutK (2:31:45 AM): yeah we can catch jersey girl
Wai108 (2:32:26 AM): what's that
StrikeoutK (2:32:36 AM): ben affleck
Wai108 (2:32:41 AM): ...
Wai108 (2:33:24 AM): doesn't look that great
StrikeoutK (2:33:34 AM): scooby doo 2?
Wai108 (2:33:40 AM): i don't think so
StrikeoutK (2:34:02 AM): the prince and me?

[17:04] yea she's like a 5'8 hapa girl i think with impressive guns
[17:04] she went into the backroom to change and came out in this mid-riff number
[17:04] i almost popped out of my pants

(10:02:39 PM): i'm like twice as big as she is
(10:02:45 PM): good thing i didn't hurt her
StrikeoutK (10:04:03 PM): i now have to look up to you
StrikeoutK (10:05:44 PM): you are now a hero of mine

[03:00] carpet munching is an art
-[03:01] so i've heard

[03:46] no there weere 6 seats and my buddy and i took the middle 2
[03:46] cuz a chick usually sits against the wall
[03:46] so we were trying to influence seat decision
[03:46] i got shafted

StrikeoutK (8:55:42 PM): dude wth
StrikeoutK (8:55:48 PM): you're supposed to be looking out for me
DasButh228 (8:55:58 PM): im looking for myself fool
StrikeoutK (8:56:06 PM): greedy bastard
DasButh228 (8:56:08 PM): looking for you is a waste of time
StrikeoutK (8:56:10 PM): don't you know the mission statement
StrikeoutK (8:56:13 PM): "sharing is caring"

DasButh228 (8:57:18 PM): she goes nuts
DasButh228 (8:57:27 PM): head is moving all over the place

(2:21:28 AM): aids spreaded, why can't C's and D's?
StrikeoutK (2:21:31 AM): chinks and the rest of that continent didn't start coming over till like 100 years ago
StrikeoutK (2:21:57 AM): except dongs for the railroad, but no white chicks were gonna hit that
StrikeoutK (2:22:01 AM): just like today!
StrikeoutK (2:22:04 AM): ROTFLMAO!!!

DasButh228 (2:43:56 AM): but you aint getting any white tail!
DasButh228 (2:44:03 AM): dont kid ourselves here

[03:58] she is so hot mostly cause i don't look at her face that much
[03:59] meaning she has a torso and said torso has breasts

[19:06] get a super soaker and fill it ice cold water
[19:06] and blast the one on the right
[19:06] she'll pop right up and give you a two skittles salute

(9:00:23 PM): nah fool
(9:00:29 PM): she digs you
(9:00:30 PM): i can tell
-(9:00:33 PM): dude
-(9:00:38 PM): and i think i can tell she digs you!

StrikeoutK (2:20:20 PM): i'm glad you hit that
(2:20:25 PM): same here
(2:20:27 PM): oh

[03:21] but he wasn't interested cuz she's a nc...
-[03:21] no chest?
[03:21] no
-[03:21] nice personality?
[03:22] shrug, people would be lying if they said looks didn't matter
[03:22] it's the first point of attraction
It is my job to make sure you believe that.

(6:12:04 PM): dude her sister is HELLA cute
(6:12:07 PM): u would like her for sure
(6:12:11 PM): i thought she was like a senior or something
(6:12:12 PM): she was a frosh
(6:12:14 PM): a HOTTIE
StrikeoutK (6:13:05 PM): gfg
StrikeoutK (6:13:09 PM): 15 gets me 20

StrikeoutK (6:09:35 PM): in mixed doubles, the key is staying behind her ass
StrikeoutK (6:09:50 PM): just follow that guideline and you'll always be in the right position

StrikeoutK (2:41:20 PM): where were you yesterday on the phone
StrikeoutK (2:41:35 PM): i hope picking a girl's brain for answers that's fosho

(6:20:41 PM): no faith in yourself?
-(6:20:49 PM): nope
-(6:21:01 PM): i hold myself in the lowest confidence when it comes to times like this
(6:21:08 PM): =/

DasButh228 (6:21:35 PM): make the girl laugh and keep handing her alcohol
DasButh228 (6:21:37 PM): and you're set

-[20:43] nope. was -><- this close to asking her out for boba
[20:44] but then you got your glasses
[20:44] and realized she was 300 lbs

[01:32] i got a voicemail from ***** on sunday
[01:32] "hey xxxxx, i was with **** on sunday and we saw porn and i thought of you"
[01:32] i was like i guess my reputation precedes me

[07:07] it'd be great to be a boob make-up artist

Welcome Back

Fans, comrades, ignoramuses: it has been a great long absence. Yes I have not been here in a while, and I do apologize. This will mark my comeback.

So yes, Saturday night some of us went to Trish's bday party our in her St. Mary's dorm. Gerald and Tom went out at the normal time with Mare, and I would have too but Buth wasn't available to leave quite yet. Not lacking integrity, I decided it would be best to wait around for him. Eventually we made our way out to Moraga, going through some whack back roads to reach our destination. Due to a compilation of bad excuses and other poppycock, we finally got there at 11:00 PM for a 7:00 PM affair (8:00-8:30 arrival was target). We fucking missed the girl-girl-girl-girl lap dances going around. Fuck the world! I will have somebody's ass for that one.

As we're walking into the building we could already hear music playing. We make our way into the room to find out it's absolutely packed. I'm already thinking: I'm lovin' it. Take a few looks around, and I'm like, it's so hot in hurr. Right away I find Ray and he's already wasted, haha. I eventually make my way to meet up the rest of the guys, and to see they're wasted too, haha. Gerald introduces all of us to a girl whose name I forget as soon as I'm told, and she's so wasted she gives us all kisses. Too bad I heard later that she wasn't so hot. Weak. I then find Trish to say happy bday. Okay so no more dicking around.

Knowing I was rounds behind already, I had to catch up. I find the drinks and I right way take two tequilas and a vodka. Then some of my friends I haven't seen in a while stroll by so I take some more shots with them. Whoot so I'm caught up (buzz wise); Buth grabs me a beer and I think we pretty much all split up doing our own thing. A few more shots of who knows what and the chains were gone.

Let me just say two things about alcohol. First, everything comes naturally/easy when you're not thinking straight. Second, people (or just chicks) are just so easy, err, "nicer" with a few drinks in them (you know what's up). Good fucking game. I met a few, got my grind on, then proceeded to forget their names. Oh. I started reminiscing of my glory days. Out of ~12 or so names, I only one, that being "Amanda." Haha. Pwnt. Let me share some of the experiences. I guess my hands got crazy again and I tried digging for clams; she wouldn't have it but she was cool about it. I also think I tried to get one of them to leave with me but that didn't work either. I guess she wasn't drunk enough. Oh. What else what else. Ray is one funny ass drunk. So is Gerald. Hmm. Last time I said I wouldn't do anything retarded, which I didn't this time. Next time, stop me if I start hitting on someone we know, haha. Oh. Let me think let me think. Another instance I went north and got my hands in the noobar area. Nice one. Uptight people are lame. Only one girl turned me down for a dance. She was a bitch anyways. Finally, the bail-your-buddy-out-if-he-hits-on-an-ugly-chick intervention rule is always in affect. Thanks.

We ended up leaving pretty early, around 1:00. Gerald's drunk ass is slapping me from the back seat, but the thing is I didn't even feel it much, haha. I'm still going to attempt to beat him down, though. I got home and sat around a bit, but couldn't take it anymore so I passed out. Thanks to the drink Gatorade advise from HP I didn't wake up all thirsty in the middle of the night. I did, however, wake up super early at like 9:15 and couldn't fall asleep!!! What the hell btw?!?! I asked ahtard what I should do for my slight headache and he tells me to take some alka seltzer which I don't have. No help there. Finally daz comes around and gives me some real advise in aspirin. Good thing we had that shit at home. I had a slight stomach ache for a large part of the day, but nothing bad at all. I did, however, wake up finding stains on my shirt, haha. What they are stains of, I have no idea.

A few tidbits. Unless you're driving or sick, you should be drinking. Even if you're sick, if it's that bad you shouldn't even be going, so that excuse is nulled. Last time I checked it only took one person to operate a car. After a while shots just start going down "like water," as some girl whose name I also forgot proclaimed. Now that's just awesome. Bud Light isn't bad, but it's too bad we ran out of beer. Then again, it's our fault for being late. Sorry if I called you while drunk. Sorry I don't remember your names. Sorry for hitting on my friends. Sorry for showing up late. Lastly, sorry nobody fucking got past copping some feels. Oh wait, that was me. Sauce.

Thank's Trish for an awesome party.

I will conclude with a final thought: Why in the gay fucking hell do we not do this more often? Shit me to hell. We already have the perfect designated driver(s).

*update we have pics*
Rated PG-13 for content and suggestive themes
Oh. I can't even remember the last time I did this. I must have been like a teenager stilll or something.

No fair. I'm discriminated against by being in most of the pictures. I don't want to be so famous! It's not so hot. Someone else step up and do some crazy shit next time. =\

No, you're not objects. Well... I dunno. oh... OH.

StrikeoutK (10:45:30 AM): oops
StrikeoutK (10:45:31 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (10:45:41 AM): mighta copped too many feels on her
StrikeoutK (10:45:43 AM): oh...

StrikeoutK (11:38:27 PM): i'm getting news report from the wire service that i hit on a dude
StrikeoutK (11:38:31 PM): but i think they're just bullshitting
StrikeoutK (11:38:35 PM): and trying to make me paranoid

StrikeoutK (12:43:36 AM): next time
StrikeoutK (12:43:43 AM): your job is to keep me from hitting on ppl i know

TomEboy04 (12:47:33 AM): you were workin' it
StrikeoutK (12:47:45 AM): that is the first time
StrikeoutK (12:47:47 AM): you have ever said that to me

StrikeoutK (11:32:37 PM): FUCK YEAH!!!!
StrikeoutK (11:32:45 PM): i am redeemed

It would bgreat if someone could remnd me of what hppened tonight cuzI wont be able to remember worth shit;. Thanmks.

I am one lazy mofo. Just read the quotes.

[19:01] hp: if a girl's cute, it makes up for everything

[19:02] hp: she has nice hair
[19:03] me: you like those bangs??
[19:03] hp: well
[19:03] hp: seeing how it's duff'ish
[19:04] me: ahh
[19:04] hp: plus her hair is very healthy looking

Mizouse84 (10:03:39 PM): i guess im not as white washed as you are

[01:40] i'm gonna touch her face if i ever meet her
[01:40] then i'll lick her eyebrow for good measure

(2:30:19 AM): what is missionary style again?
StrikeoutK (2:30:22 AM): wth
StrikeoutK (2:30:25 AM): that's the default

P8percut23 (1:12:30 AM): take some pics
P8percut23 (1:12:36 AM): and
P8percut23 (1:12:38 AM): some asians for me
StrikeoutK (1:12:54 AM): god damn

[13:56] what's there to do at the age of 20?
-[13:56] :O
-[13:56] bang 18 y/o's
[13:57] pansy turns 20 in 4 days and he hasn't banged anything, help him out
--[13:58] find a wall, proceed to bang your head against it
[13:58] lol
-[13:58] by 'wall' he means asian chick chest
=((

ShrimpSiumai (12:20:08 AM): wtf
ShrimpSiumai (12:20:13 AM): those are fuckin plateaus man
StrikeoutK (12:20:37 AM): twis
ShrimpSiumai (12:21:09 AM): she must've dyed her hair blond cuz those ain't from the blond family

[00:28] http://community.webshots.com/
[00:28] girls need to fall asleep like that more often

[23:51] i didn't realize how small a-cups were
[23:51] until some lady was buying them and i was scanning the a-cup bras
[23:51] it's like nothing
-[23:51] dude, with a-cups, you might as well just buy 2 bandaids to hide the nerple

StrikeoutK (1:28:02 AM): i think blondie is prettier than your gf
Wai108 (1:28:35 AM): i don't

[00:21] me: but then i'd be in jail before you :|
-[00:21] i'll send you a nail file
-[00:22] and an 'exit-only' sign

-[02:40] actually
-[02:40] i think you can pull it off
[02:41] thanks
Thanks!!!

[23:06] let's see some a-cups
-[23:06] a-cups are better than no cups
[23:06] me: AIYAH
[23:06] true
[23:07] i'm sure you've seen the AA action
[23:07] now THAT is a travesty. it's concave action
=\

[13:35] holy crap
[13:35] i saw a 2x sosage sized woman in the hallway
[13:35] she was like 6.5 500lbs
[13:35] i wasn't sure if there was room in the hallway for both of us
[13:35] to pass by
[13:35] i was scared for my life
Glad you made it!

[03:15] usually when my right hand is going up and down, my left hand is on the mouse

[03:29] i have to use the finger at night
[03:29] otherwise my neighbor might hear me through the wall :P

[00:49] ahaha she has an awesome body that's for sure
[00:49] but a butterface

corinnyo (12:57:41 AM): and ur not even a teen
StrikeoutK (12:57:58 AM): you know i never thought about it lilke that
StrikeoutK (12:58:08 AM): fuck i have to grow up and take responsibility now

P8percut23 (1:01:25 AM): its your bday today?
StrikeoutK (1:01:31 AM): correct
P8percut23 (1:01:39 AM): how come i didnt know
StrikeoutK (1:01:51 AM): i don't know
StrikeoutK (1:02:01 AM): cuz it's been a year since the last one

[01:01] happy bday
[01:01] get laid
It sounds simple enough...

(1:07:19 AM): My new years resolution was to stop smoking

[01:33] he must be a fan of dolphin foreheads like me

TomEboy04 (5:07:00 PM): old ass foo
StrikeoutK (5:07:10 PM): twis
TomEboy04 (5:07:13 PM): old...yet, so young in the mind

[03:13] me: im sure the ladies love that view
[03:16] they only look down
[03:16] HAHA j/k

[04:43] she got drunk
[04:43] and started gettting hella wild
-[04:43] WOW
-[04:47] wish i could see vicariously through your eyes :P
[04:48] heeh ill tell you about it tomorrow
[04:48] gonna pass out
Nice one!

DasButh228 (10:34:51 PM): damn that ring on her finger

[01:07] were you deflowered for your birthday? Or are you still saving for marriage?
[01:07] me: stfu

[01:57] too many friends of friends tho, no good
[01:57] need fresher chicks!
-[01:57] that's why i only have enemies

[02:06] yeah...girls touch/bump me and I am like "shit...I have to do more push ups/sit ups"

[02:41] yeah. tell her she don't need to eat no salad!
[02:41] i like her plump rump

(10:48:07 PM): i'm computer illiterate hehehe cause it's a girl thing hahaha
Only most of the time ;p

[19:53] u can rest ur beer on her back

[01:32] masturbate with both hands
-[01:32] I've tried it once