Fuck waking up in the morning.

Thanks mizouse for getting me a personalized Courtney Day poster. All I have to do is figure out where to put it. :|

After a three day hiatus, I have rejoined the modern world.

Fuck Comcast.

I shall post again and put some of you in your place. I'm sorry to have to remind you, but bro's before hoes. Thanks.

Let me begin with a quote from Fox's new show, North Shore:

"Until she gets to that altar, it's anybody's ballgame."
You know what I'm talking about.

Not much has been up, just waking up around 3:00 PM, playing games, and watching tv. Some of us played poker at Tom's house last night. I lost early so I decided to be nice and go on a food run. Since I'm car-less, I had to borrow. Out of $102,000 worth of cars in the group, the fuckers gave me the car worth the two. Shit on the rest of you. I'm never going on a food run again.

So I was thinking the other night. Back in socal, my best friend in elementary school was a hapa, and he had a sister who was probably 4-5 years older than we were. I couldn't help but think to myself: damn, she must be pretty hot right about now.

(1:04:24 AM): can you get me someone to screw
StrikeoutK (1:04:32 AM): i'm kinda broke right now

Kevin and I finished the the Band Of Brothers miniseries. We've been watching it for a few weeks, and it's quite good. Go borrow/buy it and watch it yourself. Definitely worthy of being watched, even if you don't like war movies.

Played poker at Chester's last week. Played at Gerald's house someday before Chester's. Yes, we're all gonna check into gambler's anonymous when we're 25.

[14:44] whats the similarity between women and rocks?
[14:45] you skip the flat ones

On Saturday we managed to get a bunch of us together to eat dinner. Even Buth and Nick were able to be found. Ended up eating at a place in Dublin called Armadillo Willy's. Pretty good BBQ place. Sometime we're gonna have to go back and order the belly buster. I myself had something called The Willy's Deluxe, in tribute to Willy who is gone for the week on another biblical quest (I think, if not sorry for making fun). It is my belief the girl working the cash register liked me.

I guess we ended up getting a new refrigerator that night (old one broke, food was going bad and getting stinky, etc), so Kevin came to pick me up from Regal so we could unload and set it up at home. The rest of the guys went on to see Dodgeball. I would have voted for The Terminal.

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a really good time?
-Actually it's a roll of quarters... laundry day.
Classic Scrubs.

Also last week Chester and I went to SF Union Square. He had to go see his dentist there, so I was a pal and kept him company around SF. I was in Macy's, going up each flight of escalators, getting to the top, and going back all the way down before I realized I was in the women's store. Damn me. Found the men's store, and ended up buying myself a Diesel t-shirt. Afterwards we found ourself to the FCUK (which is actually an acronym some of you didn't know about), and I bought myself a t-shirt from there. Headed over to h2O and bought some stuff there before coming back home to CV.

I've still been playing NBA Live on the xbox and watching a shitload of TV. Some new shows I'm checking out include North Shore, the second The Simple Life, and Summerland. Also, Nip/Tuck season two starts tomorrow.

hippo tardimus (9:26:22 PM): there are many hot asian women here btw
StrikeoutK (9:26:27 PM): good
StrikeoutK (9:26:36 PM): if i were into that sort of thing

No, I have not been to Nordstrom in two weeks. However, whoever wants to take a look can bring me along if they'd like. Although there's no need because it's obvious where to look.

Good luck to Felix who starts his first day of work as a doctor tomorrow!!!

God damn Pistons beat the Lakers. I guess it's okay. I've always liked the Pistons ever since they got Ben Wallace. Better them than the Spurs, Mavs, or Queens of Suckramento. As Stephen says, fuck pro sports.

I'm sorry to say, but yes, I know. I always know.

(3:45:05 AM): if you get someone pregnant
(3:45:09 AM): or if you get a disease
(3:45:12 AM): you're fucked
Great advice.

You know, during another night of wondering, I was thinking to myself why the fuck haven't I heard more party stories than I have. I haven't been to too many (cuz I'm an assho and nobody invites me), but the rest of you who go to real schools should know about them and since I'm not going (cuz I'm an assho and you don't invite me) then at you should at least go. That way I can live vicariously through you fuckers. There's only two people I consistently get stories from. It's my suspicion there's more out there but you guys are greedy and keep them to yourselves. Sharing is caring, remember? Thanks.

[Insert first break]

All girls should know how to do this with their backs. I can say for sure that heels would help.
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Like I always say, you're not doing anything important anyways. To digress, nobody plays sports for their school, (most) don't take part in greek life, and most don't work (off campus, anyways), so what the hell are you people doing? Community service? Find a god damn cure for aids or cancer or something then. I'll end here. I'd rather talk about the good stuff.

Let us take a second break with a quote.

[01:16] cleavage shots are cool...but I like how she fills a t-shirt...
[01:16] stretching it beyond it's factory specifications
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I think I would be attracted to the Avril Lavigne type of chick. "Punk rock princess" as Ken calls them. I don't think they'd be all whiny and shit. Just as long as they don't go hardcore, or blur the line with the gothic shit (like piercings in whack places or wearing black trench coats in July).

You are all full of crap and are greedy bastards. That is all.

(8:11:22 PM): your hair
(8:11:25 PM): is very metrosexual
Ahahaha thanks!

[01:53] those jugs are WAY TOO BIG
-[01:53] with way too big!@#
[01:53] WAY TOO BIG MAN
[01:55] you will never enjoy her running
AIYAH!!!

[02:32] she is like super buff and slim
[02:33] in her arms, you can see giant veins
[02:33] i want her to beat me

[02:39] all the girls said
[02:39] "its just cuz she has brown hair..."
[02:39] all jealous and shit
[02:39] hahaha
Bitches will be bitches, even to each other.

[17:20] maybe i'll have a pool party and invite all the 17 and unders in the neighborhood
[17:20] you can apply the sunscreen for them pansy
[17:20] i will scout the moms
[17:21] me: gladly
[17:21] me: they can't reach the lower back

[20:09] i was at stanford shopping center today
[20:09] i was walking towards this coffee shop with two girls sitting outside, tall teenagers of course
[20:10] one of them stands up and stares right at me and makes a motion to remove her top
[20:10] one of those polo collar shirts, probably from A&F
[20:11] it felt like a potential candid camera moment
[20:11] so i turned around and walked away
[20:16] yeah she was pretty hot
[20:16] like 5'8 tall and fit blond girl
[20:16] i dunno, it felt like a total set-up

[15:02] i love big guns
[15:02] esp when they rub into your cheek while they're washing your hair

StrikeoutK (7:11:12 PM): with free rides
StrikeoutK (7:11:19 PM): oh... OH
StrikeoutK (7:11:20 PM): oh
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:21 PM): ROFL
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:39 PM): are you down?
ShrimpSiumai (7:11:40 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (7:11:44 PM): i'm always down for high school chicks

[16:22] me: she's not wearing her visor
[16:22] that's a ton of forehead
[16:22] it's like open chalkboard space
[16:22] i can write a poem on there
[16:23] the average person can only fit a haiku on their forehead
[16:23] i can go 16's on hers

[20:10] there was a teenage surfer girl
[20:10] and her ass crack was in full effect
[20:10] her butt tanline was in full effect
[20:10] hahahah
[20:10] god bless america

[20:53] man it's so tragic
[20:53] i have lost the taste for the young bloods haha
[20:59] me: you shouldn't have watched the movie (Lolita)
[21:00] yeah no joke
[21:03] i totally look away now

[21:07] like today at sportsmart, 3 underaged 16 year old blondies in tank tops running around
[21:07] nicely developed
[21:07] so tragic
[21:07] hahah
[21:07] me: and you regreted eying them?
[21:07] i didn't eye them
[21:07] i looked away
So sorry to hear. =(

StrikeoutK (9:09:30 PM): this is the best looking chick in there
hippo tardimus (9:14:38 PM): hi
hippo tardimus (9:14:41 PM): lets see
StrikeoutK (9:16:03 PM): ok
...
hippo tardimus (9:25:06 PM): wtf
hippo tardimus (9:25:09 PM): lets see bitch
StrikeoutK (9:25:15 PM): i sent it to you
StrikeoutK (9:25:16 PM): you fucker

[20:45] during graduation, i missed seeing my sister cause i was checking out some other chick haha
[20:45] then my dad caught me
Hahaha. Glad you know what's more important.

(9:27:27 PM): then good luck buddy
StrikeoutK (9:27:27 PM): yeah
StrikeoutK (9:27:33 PM): are you saying
StrikeoutK (9:27:36 PM): i should lower my standards
(9:27:38 PM): you're going to be lonely for a long time then
StrikeoutK (9:27:40 PM): or else i'm fucked
(9:27:47 PM): i'm saying america is a great country
(9:27:54 PM): we have so many wonderful freedoms
(9:28:02 PM): and you are have the freedom to be alone!
I will prove you wrong!

StrikeoutK (3:17:55 AM): if i get lucky and get a girl to hook up with
StrikeoutK (3:17:57 AM): can i go to your place
hippo tardimus (3:17:59 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (3:18:02 AM): sure
hippo tardimus (3:18:10 AM): come back to reality though

[06:34] with the lakers....i knew leaving the country was a bad idea

[03:42] went to this pizza place called gina's
-[03:43] what did you have on her pizza
[03:43] bearded clams
-[03:44] mmm
[03:45] i had to floss afterwards too

[22:11] i'll probably stick it in the wrong place
That's no good.

CVHS 2004 Graduation, Day With D

Chanman 007 (3:38:05 AM): as long as the face is good
Chanman 007 (3:38:12 AM): everything else should be
The first time in a long time something useful from that guy.

A few days ago (Thursday) was CVHS graduation. I'll just bullet everything.

- Our chick sing's "Please Remember" a lot better than whoever sang it this year.
- Nick's wife sang some song and I almost busted out laughing.
- During said performance, Kevin text'd me the message: NICK'S WIFE!!!
- It's amazing how both siblings in a family are retarded/gay/annoying/stupid/bastard like. For example, I'm the guilty one in this family, but in some family's it's all their kids.
- Some girls seriously just get fat after a few years. It's pretty god damn scary.
- I almost fell asleep near the end of the name announcements.
- I booed when they announced two of the assistant principals. Those fucks.
- The girl sitting in front of me was wearing pink panties.
- I called a few people during the ceremony to check the score of the game.
- It was good being able to see some people, even though I didn't greet anyone.
- Right after everything finished and taking a few pictures, we left (which explains the above point) to try and catch some of the game.
- Hopefully all the nerds stay nerds and become our employers in a few years.
- The weather was actually nice.
- Now all you kids can join the rest of us in upper education where things aren't any easier, but you don't have to do any of it if you don't want to.
- To add to the point above, I hope you all realize how bull shit most of high school is.
- Can't really go wrong with high school girls, can you?

That is all on that.

"There's no shame in that. She's an attractive woman."
That she is.

Felix had a graduation in Irvine Thursday evening, and his eventual plan was to drive down Thursday morning from Oakland with Macbee. Dr. Ling flew in Tuesday night, and the short notice left me to babysit on Wednesday. No problem though. Picked him up from the casino/house and took him to Stoneridge to look for a present. After making a few laps and checking out some stores, we decided on a shoulder bag from Nordstrom, our second time in the store. The first time around I was showing him something beautiful. Turns out while taking the bag to be gift wrapped we were blessed with a second viewing. You all should check it out.

d: one of them was giving you the eye
me: the good one or the bad one?

Anyways we left the mall around 3:45 and headed up north on 680 and west on 24 towards Berkeley (*shudder). After a series of twisting mountain roads we arrived at Tilden Park Golf Course. Pretty much right after we got there Garrett showed up from Suckramento (King's hometown), and we hit some balls out of the sand trap until Hank showed up. We hit some balls at the range area for an hour. Luckily no broken clubs this time around. We then headed down the hill for some dinner at a pretty good burger place, Barney's, I think it's called.

[14:23] decisions decisions
[14:23] to play hockey... or go watch movie with a girl with a big rack
[14:27] me: pretty straight forward
[14:28] me: pack your skates already
[14:28] hahah yeah, she can wait

After a short visit back to the Oakland casino/house we headed out to Bladium to watch Philip and Hank's hockey game. While walking in we saw what looked to be a high school level girl's volleyball team practice. Beautiful. Mac and someone else had a breakaway and after his teammate slid him a perfect pass, Mac shot the puck stick side high and hit the post =\. DING! Too bad, one more inch to the right and it woulda been a goal. Oh and between hockey action we watched a co-ed volleyball game. It was great. As George noted about the spandex girls wear: that cannot be comfortable. I agree. It should be a crime to let high school girls wear those shorts. Only reason why I went to games... I digress.

[03:30] if a girl doesn't wear a push-up bra these days with a tank top, she must be over 25

We then headed out to the El Cerrito Ranch 99 center to eat another dinner. I was already pretty full but I managed to eat most of my meal. Philip kept grilling me about the Nordstrom situation. At the conclusion of the meal everybody went their own way, except for me, Philip, Garrett, and Felix; we had to get the rental car they were going to drive down to socal. Went to OAK and in the rental car parking lot there was a woman with some junk in the trunk. Turns out the rental car was a Pontiac Sunfire, lol. What a piece of shit. After driving back to the Oakland house/casino, Garrett and I left and everybody went home. Good luck to Dr. Lee with his new life in Hawaii.

(7:20:35 PM): cal chick?
StrikeoutK (7:20:54 PM): you wish
StrikeoutK (7:21:03 PM): date one of your kind
StrikeoutK (7:21:06 PM): psh
(7:21:07 PM): just checking if uve lowered ur standards

Friday consisted of nothing until dinner at Koryo's located at the Oakland/Berkeley (*shudder) border. I took like six exits too early and got semi lost in downtown Oakland. "Shit on me." Anyways I found the place and met up with everyone there. Food was not bad at all. Kinda expensive, but Korean food always is.

As for Saturday, all I did was watch some sports, some TV, and play some more NBA Live. I've been watching the second season of 24 these past few days; I'm now half way through the day.

[02:55] me: hey just to remind you
[02:55] me: i don't know anything about chicks so i may be a little useless

[02:59] my gawd, i must've been caught up with all the local teen gossip in the 20 minutes i was standing around there
[02:59] who's going with who to prom, what's gonna be the rally theme, i got it all

[12:05] tardo: i started at them when i was in high school
[12:05] me: they're great because not all of them have developed their own minds yet
[12:06] tardo: then you have that in common
[12:06] me: i do not deny i'm a little retarded

[08:08] i just needed to make sure i cement my reputation as her favorite brother

[03:06] haha yah, i was like "i think JLH has bigger guns than you" and she goes "nuh-uh!" and so i said "show me then!"
-[03:07] hahahahhaaha
-[03:07] who is this chick
[03:07] friend of a friend
-[03:08] you didn't just go out with her cuz of her guns did you

[02:06] "i met hank yesterday, he was really nice"
[02:07] hank: "nice". boo

[03:24] it's all good, if it's meant to be, it'll happen
Must be decent advice if more than one person is giving it.

[02:47] it's like this
[02:48] girls start going out more, not having to take PE
[02:48] eating out more, and then voila they get fat
[02:48] plus they probably had better metabolism in 8th grade or whatever and they thought they could eat like that forever
[02:48] plus it's going out for lunch, cafeteria food is hella unhealthy
[02:48] haha i have a million reasons but
[02:49] the bottom line is, yep, girls will get quite fat Save me Jebus.

[03:11] every date is a good date unless you make it bad
[03:12] you just gotta spin it positively
[03:12] if she's rude and stuff, then fine, let it be a quiet night and just stare at her chest
[03:13] UPS AND UPS
[03:13] me: hahaha you are a GENIUS

[03:29] that little kid has fake guns? hahah i don't think so

[15:05] he said she likes to look around and see who thinks she's hot

[03:10] and pretend to act all distinguished and stuff
[03:10] young girls always fall for that
[03:11] maybe wear some fake glasses and carry around a wall street journal

StrikeoutK (3:33:46 AM): so you get to stare at some chests too now
(3:35:36 AM): does she have that?
(3:35:38 AM): a chest that is
StrikeoutK (3:35:52 AM): uhh
StrikeoutK (3:36:00 AM): they're not a cups

[03:05] first time i talked to her
[03:05] she asked me if i would do a girl in the ass
Aren't the cool ones... cool?

[03:35] me: jocked by the cheer captain
[03:35] me: you are truly my hero
[03:35] me: i want to be you in my next life
[03:35] haha naww naww
[03:36] i want to be a hot girl :D
[03:36] HAHA
[03:36] perfect lesbian life

StrikeoutK (4:11:55 AM): except the forehead
(4:13:09 AM): visors were made for a reason

Good night.

Not much lately. Been swimming often, like every third day at the most at the rec pool. Nick, Chester and I have been doing laps; pretty much swimming half a mile everytime. There hasn't been any consistent visual stimuli there, but hopefully that'll change with the high school getting out and all this week (oh).

What else what else. Oh yeah. Saturday some of us went fishing at Capitola. I think I slept two hours that night. Anyways there were a lot of bites, but almost exclusively Kingfish. Chester caught the most of those. Nick got a Rock Cod, Chester's dad got a starfish (threw it back of course), and I caught a crab hahaha. I had a huge Rock Cod on the hook, but as soon as I pulled it out of the water it fell off. =\ I swear this bad boy was like 7-8 inches long. Clearly would have been the biggest one ever caught by one of us. That bastard fish, I'm going back for it.

(1:24:15 AM): i've only whacked like 4 times in the last 2 weeks
(1:24:17 AM): it's been hell
(1:24:18 AM): hahahaha
StrikeoutK (1:24:21 AM): shit
StrikeoutK (1:24:32 AM): i'll try to remember not to piss you off

Oh yeah so the other night we were chatting and after seeing this picture of Britney Spears I mentioned some of her flaws. Basically, I was complaining that she wasn't perfect, which is stupid on my part. After some explanation from some others and my continued discontent, Hank said:

[03:26] your jennifer garner is just as toe'd up w/o make-up

Yeah and that got me riled up cuz she's my future wife and all, err I mean my celebrity crush. Anyways after trying to defend my ignorance for a while I gave up and said "fuck the world." Makeup and airbrushing have owned me. Hank mananged to ruin at least two days for me. Punk! I even did a little research on the matter just to see if I could save myself.

Been playing games a lot lately. Recently finished Rainbow Six: Raven Shield, and now I'm working on Manhunt. Just got Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 so I'll be messing around with that too I suppose. I still play NBA Live 2004 on the xbox, of course.

Public service announcement:

Jenna Haze · June 17th ~ 19th, 2004
City of Industry Location
You socal people better be there.

Playoff action is coming full swing, with the Lightning winning Lord Stanley's Cup. Good thing I suppose, since nobody was cheering for the Flames since they beat our Sharks. I guess I like St. Louis too, who plays for the bolts. NBA playoffs are now in the finals with the Detroit Pistons and Los Angeles Lakers. The series is tied at one game each, heading back to Michigan for three straight games. Hopefully Lakers can swipe at least two of three there and win it in back home. Hey, don't hate my team just cuz your sucker team can't win. =(

Went to see a dentist the other day to help her pass her board exam. Unfortunately, my teeth weren't bad enough for her to use. :| Good luck!

ShrimpSiumai (4:12:08 AM): best friends doesn't mean gf rite?
StrikeoutK (4:12:57 AM): ideally yes
StrikeoutK (4:13:02 AM): realistically no
StrikeoutK (4:13:10 AM): there's no such thing
ShrimpSiumai (4:13:16 AM): damn
StrikeoutK (4:13:21 AM): always going to be sexual tension

I guess a whole shitload of us are going to be taking summer school this year. Yeah, we're all nerds. Fuck. Anyways, Chester, Nick and I went to LPC the other day to turn some paperwork in and whatnot. While we were waiting in line at admissions and records, a tall, pretty brunette (Nick didn't like her nose and Chester said she looked mean and I just liked her because she was tall... pssh) was like "do you know what this line is for?" Nick, ever helpful, responded with "for admissions and records." Thank you for stating the obvious. I'm sure she was very thankful. ;p Oh yeah and at Taco Bell for lunch I got semi hit on. I was standing there looking at the menu when the two better of a group of three girls each walked by and brushed against me and made a lap for no apparent reason. I know this because there was at least five feet of walking space in front of me. GG for me.

[18:01] one of those super short skirts finally paid off
[18:01] we were at this tapioca place in the cpt
[18:01] and a gust of wind blew one up on her 2nd pass in front of us HEHE
Lucky!

Everyone should be coming home pretty soon. We can finally play some basketball, and continue to not go to parties. God damn you all. Nah, these next few days should be cool.

I'm very glad to report there hasn't been anthing retarded the past week and a half.

I don't think I've seen a movie in a while. That is not good. Then again I'm devoted to watching basketball, unlike some of you slackers.

(3:50:57 AM): she's chunky
StrikeoutK (3:51:43 AM): whose picky now
StrikeoutK (3:51:44 AM): you fucker

DasButh228 (3:39:14 AM): and since she is a nerd, i smell a HALF HALF
StrikeoutK (3:39:42 AM): nerd + hot = half half

corinnyo (2:33:16 PM): what is the weather
StrikeoutK (2:34:21 PM): it's very nice
corinnyo (2:34:28 PM): skirt weather?
StrikeoutK (2:34:30 PM): it's perfect for girl watching
StrikeoutK (2:34:33 PM): yep
corinnyo (2:34:39 PM): or are u just saying that
StrikeoutK (2:34:51 PM): well as much as i like it when girls are cold up top
StrikeoutK (2:34:54 PM): it is warm out

[03:22] good thing for pillows and brown bags

StrikeoutK (9:24:13 PM): sex will be tthat much harder for me
hippo tardimus (9:24:14 PM): lolz
hippo tardimus (9:24:16 PM): suck
hippo tardimus (9:24:26 PM): try non-existant
hippo tardimus (9:24:30 PM): hahahaha
=((( to the max.

(11:08:02 PM): haha jerry does that mean youve had sex? cuz if youve had.. props to you..
My sophomore cousin. Sounds like I'm being made fun of!

[16:43] hahah
[16:43] you old man

ShrimpSiumai (4:50:06 PM): so that you can go to the parties
StrikeoutK (4:50:08 PM): we shall see
ShrimpSiumai (4:50:12 PM): and work on your a game
ShrimpSiumai (4:50:16 PM): or a team
StrikeoutK (4:50:19 PM): ON THE A TEAM
StrikeoutK (4:50:21 PM): BAHHAHAHAHA

ShrimpSiumai (6:08:39 PM): well, you were prob lookin at 1 girl only in those pics
StrikeoutK (6:08:52 PM): i was probably looking for the ugliest one

(10:42:31 PM): you are taking all my fucking lines bitch

[01:48] you know what i hate
-[01:48] fat girls
[01:49] well same track of thinking there i guess

StrikeoutK (3:59:19 AM): all i gotta do is look at these pics :|
StrikeoutK (3:59:27 AM): and the median rating is like 4.5 out of 10
StrikeoutK (3:59:40 AM): with an outlier of 6.75 at the top

[21:22] all boobs are not equal

[00:01] i don't give out IM til second date

[00:48] i'm secretly going out with someone's sister and turns out that my sister is secretly going out with someone haha
-[00:48] with the secrets
--[00:48] with secretly
-[00:48] i thought you graduated junior high
Lame.

[00:54] so how old is this guy your sister is hooking up with
-[00:54] actually a girl

[01:11] but i would say on your part jerry, definitely zip it
[01:12] all her friends think you're a crazy perverted rapist
Biatch. I just added someone else to my "I'll show you" list.

[01:13] you might wanna try the fobs
[01:13] me: fuck no
[01:13] abc, you are out

[21:36] i was at the sushi bar today
[21:36] and a white girl said
[21:36] "he's an attorney? i thought he was a lawyer."
LOL!!!

[18:49] all jail bait for me

[01:10] if they don't come: then 1. she has a bf 2. she has a bf
-[01:10] or they just dont like you
-[01:11] then in that case, fuck it

[01:22] it's a fact that if girls ask a guy for sex, (most of the time if they are halfway decent) a sure is the quick response
[01:22] however, if a guy asks a girl for sex on the spot, they'd either slap you silly
[01:22] or do something else similar
-[01:22] even fat girls will deny
-[01:23] go figure eh
[01:22] me: except when ross wouldnt give rachel the pity sex

[02:09] me: then she said something about a boyfriend yadayada
[02:09] me: i kinda zoned out for those seconds

[16:03] and i was just like "how high school"

(8:51:51 PM): i have enough knowledge of the bible

StrikeoutK (12:02:48 AM): shit i forgot to ask
StrikeoutK (12:02:49 AM): is she hot

[00:35] i think one time she wrote in her entry that she got raped
-[00:35] yea in korea she did
[00:36] did she go into detail about it?
-[00:36] not really
-[00:36] pretty disturbing
-[00:37] typical girl
-[00:37] lots of issues, has a shrink, takes a lot of pills

[21:50] is it because, you also, are afraid of boobs that are smaller than peanuts

[18:59] omg then i was waiting in line at starbucks
[18:59] there was this maybe 10 year old girl, adorable little number, as far as kid's go
[19:00] she turns around and looks and smiles and says "hi there"
[19:00] i'm like OH GAWD NO
[19:00] i was at a loss of words for once
[19:01] she was wearing one of those little teeny short shorts that say "ANGEL" across the butt
[19:01] i looked for my bible

(1:40:49 AM): HEY
(1:40:54 AM): wait for me to get back before you goto a nudie!
Calm down there.

[02:23] she was puking everywhere, at the bar, outside, car ride home, at home
That's what I like to hear.

(2:57:01 AM): hahaha yea i think she's ugly
(2:57:04 AM): like, fugly
StrikeoutK (2:57:07 AM): yeah
StrikeoutK (2:57:14 AM): she had great potential!

[15:28] http://thesundevils.collegesports.com/sports/w-golf/mtt/deacon_nicole00.html
-[15:28] unbutton that top button
[15:28] my cousin
"ROTFLMAO!!!"

[01:06] you have to see the upside in this
[01:06] no commitment, do what you want, no need to really pamper her or spend quality time

[02:14] he has at least three sets of sisters...and a mom/daughter on him
-[02:14] hahah oh man, that'd be a dream come true :P
[02:14] he bluffs when it comes to the women in his pocket
[02:15] I bet he had my gf and I dont even know it

[02:20] damn i want to steal her
Amen to that.

[03:34] in high school I hung out with this mexican chula chick who kept a small gun strapped to a G-string...my god was that hot...she had big boobies also...I wish I could go back in time

[13:16] me: does the promise land really kinda smell like fish
[13:17] taste or smell
[13:17] me: smell i guess
[13:17] the considerate women spritz a little victoria's secret body spray downstairs
[13:17] that's a ++5 points
[13:18] without spritz, i'd say fish is a decent adjective
[13:18] me: oh man
[13:18] around time of period .. dear god, take cover
[13:18] me: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

[03:26] pansy man, you're in for a disappointment when you get a gf someday
[03:27] when she's got butthair poking out
[03:27] and one of those non-shaving days

[03:24] that she's all of 22?
[03:24] dude, women get zits all into their 40's man
[03:24] hormones

[03:33] that is why we try to steal your asian women...and the blacks try to steal our white women...and the asians are stuck trying to steal the mexican women, but us whites and blacks are greedy so we steal those also

[03:56] would you trade a busted up face for a nice rack heh

StrikeoutK (11:42:15 PM): wuts the last name
(11:42:18 PM): well, i met her yesterday
(11:42:19 PM): fuck do i know
(11:42:23 PM): she was at my friends party
StrikeoutK (11:42:42 PM): continue
(11:42:48 PM): but i was talkin to her, and she said sehs from cv, but i dont know if shes from cvhs.. cuz i heard something like, but i didnt go....blah blah
StrikeoutK (11:43:17 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (11:43:28 PM): continue
(11:43:32 PM): ok well thats it
StrikeoutK (11:43:35 PM): man
StrikeoutK (11:43:46 PM): i thought you were going to tell me you slept her then left her
(11:44:03 PM): nah
(11:44:23 PM): fucking crazy last night. they had the hooka out
StrikeoutK (11:44:30 PM): titee
StrikeoutK (11:44:37 PM): but that's still not as cool as if you hit it
(11:44:54 PM): have u hit anything recently?
StrikeoutK (11:46:02 PM): hahahahaaha no
StrikeoutK (11:46:10 PM): but you're more pimp
=((((((

Jerry Vindicated

[18:50] and then i really like this hottie named **** that works at (a store at the mall)
[18:50] she looks maybe hapa, she's gorgeous
-[18:50] =O
-[18:50] THATS THE GIRL!!!!!!
[18:51] HAHAH YEAAAA
-[18:51] the one jerry liked
-[18:51] that goes to LPC!
[18:51] dude, she is SO perfect
-[18:51] I ONLY SAW HER ONCE THERE
[18:51] and soooo nice
-[18:51] when did you see her
[18:51] she asked me how my day was and stuff
[18:51] today!
-[18:51] LK:SDJFLKSF
[18:51] (my friend) was trying on jeans and clothes
[18:51] so i hung around and stared at her
-[18:51] Omg
[18:51] she was wearing this skin-tight green wrap around skirt
[18:52] and you could totally see her super thin undiepants line
[18:52] she was barely wearing any
-[18:52] =P~~
[18:52] hahaha
-[18:52] she had dark makeup on right
-[18:52] all around the eyes
[18:52] yup!!
[18:52] and black hair
[18:52] i loved the black make-up
-[18:52] and she's really tan
[18:53] YEAH, perfect tan skin
[18:53] she was flawless
-[18:53] and she doesn't look all asian
[18:53] hmm
[18:53] i can't tell, i was too busy staring at her other body parts
[18:53] latina/italian mix?
[18:54] but regardless, she was the hottest girl i saw today
[18:55] and i saw a ton of girls cause we went to like every store

[18:58] jerry (me): there's a confirmation that i'm not blind afterall?

See! I have proof! Others agree with me on this one!. LOL.

WITW...

...has been up these past few days?

I two weekends ago some of us went to Steph's place to watch a movie and hang out with some of her friends. We watched Torque (absolute garage, but Jamie Pressly looked good below the neck). Had a few drinks, that was that.

Finished with school. Finals came and went, well for the most part. Doing a little extra "research." We'll see how that goes.

[16:32] i am going to think of it as driving to berkeley 3.5 times
[16:32] wait
[16:32] fuck berkeley

Haven't been up to much these off days of mine. Chillaxing, playing poker, stuff of that nature. Saw Love Actually. Enjoyed it very much, less the accents. You should check it out if you have it handy. After seeing Keira Knightley in Bend It Like Beckham and now this, I'm wondering how they made them look so big in Pirates Of The Caribbean. Well, I obviously know how, it's more of a rhetorical question.

Been following the bball playoffs now. Of course the Lakers won, and it's come down to the Pacers and Pistons in the east. I'm hoping the Pistons win, but I don't really care cuz the finals are over in six anyways.

[23:14] i'm like "please don't put your fingers inside"
[23:14] "unless you have a small hand"

I'll probably be sending my car in to get fixed sometime this week.

Played baseball with Hank and some of his friends in El Cerrito. Had a great time. Sometime during our game the popo pulled up onto the field like they were looking for a black man and asked us to clear the field. A few minutes later a helicopter landed on the field and paramedics air lifted someone out who looked pretty beat up. It was quite a site. Not something you see everday. Great job Mac with the no show.

Two things about the freeway. First as I was driving out there, a truck towing a trailer popped a tire and everyone on the freeway started slowing down. Then as I was leaving the area I got on god damn 580 west for some stupid reason and made it all the way out to the Richmond Bridge before I realized how dumb I was. F the freeway system.

(4:03:58 AM): ok, first paragraph of her blog i saw god
(4:04:02 AM): went straight to the X

After sitting down and having a few drinks, I finally decided what school to enroll in this fall. I did not take the easy way out. There is great chance I'll just be doing what I've been doing these past few years (i.e. nothing). F the world.

1) Just do it.
2) It better be worth it.

ShrimpSiumai (4:36:04 AM): too fuckin confusing
StrikeoutK (4:36:27 AM): 6th derivative is confusing
StrikeoutK (4:36:38 AM): this is just a game

(5:17:11 PM): first by tko
(5:17:15 PM): second resembles a horse

StrikeoutK (12:58:26 AM): that does nothing to further my understanding

Wai108 (12:59:10 AM): she has grown up to be quite the woman
StrikeoutK (12:59:34 AM): yeah aren't upset you dumped her

StrikeoutK (4:05:46 AM): new rule
StrikeoutK (4:06:03 AM): you are allowed to show me a total of 3 different a teams during a 12 hour period

Mizouse84 (12:42:11 AM): that fucking trailor trash boyfriend she has

(10:13:16 PM): with these fuckin berkeley grade grubbers
(10:13:22 PM): all up ruining the curve
StrikeoutK (10:13:25 PM): damn lamers

(12:37:39 AM): too ugly?
StrikeoutK (12:37:47 AM): these pics are fake
StrikeoutK (12:37:51 AM): can't make sound judgement
(12:37:55 AM): god damn it
StrikeoutK (12:37:56 AM): don't worry
StrikeoutK (12:37:58 AM): if she's ugly i'll tell you
(12:38:02 AM): yes
(12:38:05 AM): that's a job of a friends

twinklynsmilez (8:59:16 PM): haha i dont really like webber. he pisses me off too much
AHAHAHAHA KINGS FAN!!!

TomEboy04(11:34:10 PM): you may have some expertise in this field, so i'm gonna ask you...
StrikeoutK (11:34:15 PM): i am here to educate
TomEboy04 (11:34:21 PM): do you know how to make a girl UNinterested in you?
StrikeoutK (11:34:57 PM): i'm guessing if you're not interested, she's ugly
TomEboy04 (11:35:02 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (11:35:02 PM): am i not right
TomEboy04 (11:35:08 PM): that is correct
StrikeoutK (11:35:35 PM): easy
StrikeoutK (11:35:38 PM): ignore her
StrikeoutK (11:35:48 PM): and try to answer everything she asks with simple phrases
StrikeoutK (11:36:00 PM): the less words the better
TomEboy04 (11:36:04 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (11:36:07 PM): like, the goal is to have one word answers
I am a god damn genious.

(11:41:09 PM): a hot chick was flirting w/ me at the mall
StrikeoutK (11:41:15 PM): that's wonderful!
StrikeoutK (11:41:18 PM): was she 16?

(11:48:07 PM): i don't look at her and say "damn..she looks smart"
(11:48:08 PM): fool
StrikeoutK (11:48:13 PM): oh my bad
StrikeoutK (11:48:15 PM): i was thinking of nick

[21:02] maybe she's in a relationship with God

[17:38] me: i just say HEY
[17:39] haha no you don't
[17:39] you sit there and start shaking
[17:39] and fidget :P
Aye... this is true this is true.

StrikeoutK (3:53:15 AM): shiet
StrikeoutK (3:53:24 AM): i'm sorry but i have to say
StrikeoutK (3:53:26 AM): "fuck the world"

[04:04] how are you so sure she was 15
[04:05] me: it was my best estimate

[18:07] 5'1 95 lbs, good lawd
[18:07] 2 lbs of it is in her chest

StrikeoutK (5:40:55 PM): but some girl was checking me out in front of starbucks
ShrimpSiumai (5:41:01 PM): was she 15?
StrikeoutK (5:41:01 PM): but she was like 15

[04:12] she's a good branch, she knows lots of hawt girlz
[04:12] she even comes by to pick me up! hahah. what a great deal

[04:30] too bad i didn't like azn girls back then
[04:31] me: REALLY?
[04:31] yeah, i was kinda blah'ish about them
[04:31] white white white
[04:31] me: oh shit oh no
[04:32] me: do we all go through that phase

StrikeoutK (4:26:16 PM): you gave me bad recon

ShrimpSiumai (4:31:41 PM): i dont like messing with friend's ex
ShrimpSiumai (4:31:42 PM): HAHAHHAHAH
StrikeoutK (4:31:46 PM): you fucker
StrikeoutK (4:31:55 PM): that's not funny!

StrikeoutK (4:45:44 PM): i was already trying to figure something else out
(4:46:06 PM): haha
(4:46:11 PM): what would that be?
StrikeoutK (4:46:26 PM): where i'm going to eat my lunch
StrikeoutK (4:46:27 PM): HAHAHA

StrikeoutK (11:15:17 PM): say something positive
ShrimpSiumai (11:15:36 PM): you will get a gf after 07
StrikeoutK (11:15:40 PM): FU
ShrimpSiumai (11:15:56 PM): you said positive
StrikeoutK (11:16:01 PM): oh yeah

[04:49] probably some 15 year old kid set up the site
[04:49] (or a dirty 45 year old man)

[05:13] they mostly go bad when they turn hippy, if they go to Cal
An example of this is the picture of the girl in the tie dye shirt we all saw.

[05:12] me: have you ever ran into the case
[05:12] me: where you say a girl will look good in a few years
[05:12] me: ie, she'll blossom later
[05:12] me: but when its a few years later, she went in the complete opposite direction
-[05:12] i don't make bad calls on girls

StrikeoutK (6:36:58 PM): what a bitch
(6:37:43 PM): =\
StrikeoutK (6:38:00 PM): hahahahahahaa
StrikeoutK (6:38:02 PM): what happened there
(6:38:13 PM): she's like that
StrikeoutK (6:38:15 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (6:38:19 PM): that bitch is a bitch
StrikeoutK (6:38:31 PM): she's a straight up maneater
StrikeoutK (6:38:39 PM): no wonder everybody hates her

(6:43:25 PM): just hit it
(6:43:29 PM): and leave her

DasButh228 (10:14:35 PM): i'm gonna bring a piece of paper and a pen for names
DasButh228 (10:14:42 PM): not even numbers, just names
StrikeoutK (10:14:48 PM): LOL that's great
DasButh228 (10:15:08 PM): and go up to girl that i recognize and start reading off the names
StrikeoutK (10:15:13 PM): twis
DasButh228 (10:15:17 PM): were you amanda that i met earlier?
DasButh228 (10:15:23 PM): oh, rachel?
DasButh228 (10:15:26 PM): michelle?
DasButh228 (10:15:29 PM): so on, etc
Ahahaha what a great idea.

corinnyo (11:36:23 PM): u have potential
corinnyo (11:36:31 PM): cuz u got character

corinnyo (11:46:44 PM): do u always strive for the moon?
Yep.

[20:27] i look at that every day
[20:27] and think to myself how rich i would be if i married another dentist

[01:24] i wish girls were that well endowed back in my days

[11:11] she's got like an acup on top of her acup

[02:56] that's cuz you like flat chicks anyways
[02:57] they need love too :/

[08:51] that's an experiment i have not yet tried
-[08:52] legal aged women?
-[08:52]
[08:53] hahah that too
[08:53] the young and the breastless
AHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!