Oh Yeah, Doh!
The other day at the I was at the Infiniti dealer making a service appointment when I saw a tag showing a $199 per month lease on a 2k7 G35, with $4800 down. I asked the dude how long the term was and he said 15 months. This apparently because the new model comes out around that time and they want people to come back when the lease is up and buy a new car, haha. Freaking car salesmen.

I was mistaken for being Korean again last night. This time by the chick working at the restaurant. After establishing my ethnicity she asked me which dialect I spoke and after I told her mandarin she was like "really??" in Chinese. I then told her using my shitty mando that I get that (Korean) impression a lot and sometimes Japanese too. She then asked me if I was from Taiwan and after I said that I was born in Amelica but my parents are from Taiwan she said "ahh, I can hear it." I guess even though my speaking skills are shitty, at least my accent isn't all lisped and I don't hold my syllables at the end of words out hella long. Allahu Akbar!

Trailers for Spider-Man 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Thanks to shitty Comcast hosting you have to click on the "see the exclusive final trailer" part on the bottom of the page to get to the clip. As for Pirates I suggest checking out the "competing captains" clip, it's pretty funny. Both movies look SUPER KAWAII!

Kobe Bryant is the man.

Spring Break
Yes, a week off from school. No classes. No taking notes. No trying to find parking. No checking out stems when I should be paying attention to lecture. Oh wait...

Texas A&M lost which means I'm riding UCLA or Georgetown to win, depending on which bracket. UCLA fight fight fight!

I was remembered earlier something that happened the other day. I was walking with a lady friend and when we both got to the door she ended up opening the door for me. Damn me. The thing is right after it happened I knew I'd committed a social blunder and was thinking to myself "doh I just fucked that up." Jerry you stupid fuck. Lolz. "Instinctive, not decisive," my friend says. So noted.

BTW as for AI, I like Gina but if Haley doesn't keep 'em under control there might be hell to pay.

i see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes, i have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Ah yes, the return of a song lyric. Once in a while I'll bust one out but let's not expect it regularly.

Let's start with the most current. Today my knee was sore as a mother and I wasn't really sure why. I don't think I slept weird and I don't think I banged it against anything. I was sitting in class and it started to bother me. I eventually started poking at it (stabbing would be too graphic a word) with my pen to try and work the pain out a bit. Maybe it's from the weather turning to a shitty cold and rain again. Just a couple of days ago we were blessed with shorts and sleeveless, and today it was back to sweats and hoodies. DAMN YOU NATURE!!!

Also today I had a paper due, which of course means I stayed up last night writing it. Like every good student I waited until the last minute to get my shit done. Supposed to be between 1000 and 1500 words (about 5 pages) across an annotated bibliography and the actual essay. ~700 word bibliography took about 3 hours while a ~1000 word essay took about an hour and a half. Whack how some things work out sometime. Anyways my "topic" if you will was Apocalypse Now Redux, which is where I started but I ended up going into the Vietnam War and touching on the current war in Iraq. Started it around 1:30 a.m. and finished a little bit after 6:00. Got to bed around 7:30 am, woke up 3 hours later, and went to class. Sporty chick wore foundation today I think. Yay.

On Saturday some of us went over to Bay Street to meet Dracus aka Darian. I've never met the dude before but now I am able to put a face to the persona. Thanks for inviting us, and thanks to Tim for hooking up the goodness that is Teacake Bake Shop. Please feel free to check them out if you're ever out there; the treats are really good!

Friday night I went over to Wiz's and finally got around to playing a Nintento Wii. That thing is pretty damn fun. I think so far my faves are boxing and bowling. Oh and I made my Mii, haha. Although it's no where as good as Sosage's Mii, his was really something. Hopefully there will be some online play soon. Oh better yet, hopefully Kevin buys a Wii sooner.

NCAA March Madness has just finished two rounds and it's been pretty fun to watch. I'm going with UCLA to win it all this year. Things aren't looking so good for my bracket though. In my main bracket I was in the 20% range after round one, but fortunately I'm up in the low 60's now and right in the middle of the pack. In my other bracket, the dude that has been in first place the whole time had Stanford beating Louisville in the first round. My goodness. That makes me question whether the guy is just lucky or stupid. Alumni choosing his school falls under stupid. It wouldn't surprise me though. I mean, just look at those Cal fans...

Allow me a moment to share a picture and raise a question. Pretend for a second we didn't know who Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan was and that this magazine cover featured a girl nobody knew about. Would you hit it? Or would you hit it only sans freckles? What's this, let her be Lindsay as we know her and still hit it?



The correct answer is yes, haha. Anyhow operating on three hours of sleep here. It's time to hit the sack.

Counterfeited, Commentary
Unless you have spent the last few days in the dark of your basement, you know that the weather has been super nice lately. As all men know, nice (warm weather) means girls being extra generous with their choice of clothing! So I was walking around campus thinking to myself how at times, the craphole known as SJSU is sometimes acceptable when it comes to eye candy. Shorts, skirts, sleeveless, and strapless have all made appearances these past two days. Not bad, not bad. Of course there are still myriad a cups on campus, but that is a topic for another entry.

Anyways, I get home and open up a newspaper and on the front page is a picture of chicks laying out in two-piece bikinis up at St. Mary's. Wow. SJSU loses again. Talk about dejection. Got pwnt there in about 2.5 seconds. F it all.

Listening to Leykis on the drive back, the topic of conversation was abortions. Specifically women who have had abortions and were "positive" about the experience (quotes because I forget the exact prompt). So most women were like, "yeah it was the best thing I ever did for myself" and "it was the right thing to do at the time," and for the most part I was okay with it. Except the part about some of them being 16 or 17 at the time and nobody knowing about it, but I let that slide too on account of them being stupid kids. As my fans know, to me, it's a woman's body and she can do whatever she wants with it. If anyone asks for my help in the matter I would offer my support unequivocally.

The one thing that got to me was one broad, after stating all the reasons why she did what she did, she said something along the lines of "I'm proud of what I did" and that "it was the best $365 I ever spent." Jesus Christ. You're proud of what by most accounts is considered to be one of the biggest fuck-ups you can commit in life? What the mother?! The best money you ever spent? You think you're buying a pair of gd pumps or something? Jesus Christ. You appreciate the fact you sound like you consider such a procedure standard operating procedure? My goodness. Get your ass back in line, the soup kitchen doesn't open for another hour. Then halfway through another call the station cut in with a "now it's time for A's baseball" commercial, haha.

Something I Remembered, Bad Timing
This was a while ago but I just wanted to share a story where a decently attractive girl and I both arrived at the door to the Journ & Mass Comm building only to end up with me getting the shit end of the deal. I stopped to pick up a newspaper and she just stood there waiting for me to open the door. Now opening a door for a chick is something I don't normally mind (it is after all, good form... and they say chivalry is dead), but this broad didn't even thank me or acknowledge it with a smile or a nod! What a bitch! There's two doors and she could have easily opened her own door, so it's not like she didn't have options. So not only was she expecting the treatment (which I suppose to some degree is not entirely her fault), she totally doesn't appreciate it anymore. These doors are pretty big and heavy too darn it.

Oh and today I went to Safeway to get some Jamba Juice for lunch but I failed to remember the ongoing renovations inside that shut them down. When I asked the kid when they were opening again he said tomorrow. What shit timing.

Let's now look at some more pictures of the beautiful Kat Mcphee. Enjoy!

Oh yeah I've enabled site feeding so now you bastards can rss this stuff if you so choose to.

Apple Has Fallen On My Head
Okay maybe not so dramatic, but I have recently realized something about my shit school. Specifically, in regards to the (quality of) women there. I have come to the conclusion of the kinesiology department winning in terms of quantity, while the journalism & mass communications department wins for its quality. Kin. is filled with super tall and fit athletes but they more or less dress in sports attire (e.g. sweats) and are pretty lax with their makeup and hair. In J&MC, they are more fashion forward and take the time to style their hair and put their faces on.

To put this into perspective, if I were to index some of the different colleges/departments it would go something like this: journalism & mass comm 113, kinesiology 107, psychology 100, business/education/sociology 88, physical science 82, life science 75, and everything else being incomplete or generally no idear. Lollerskates.

Ahh screw it lets just look at more pictures of women. Here we have Megan Fox of Hope & Faith fame. She will also be the female lead in the upcoming Transformers movie. Can't wait for that. Anyways here we have another brunette and blue eyed beauty. Yowsas. The obvious joke to make here would be that she's soooo foxy, but that is too easy. Too bad she is marrying David Silver. I guess all you have to do to get the girl is to be a crappy poser wigger of a rapper.