Ahh yes, shit weather. Must be norcal.

To keep my promise...

Winter-ish 2006/07 thru October 2007. In two parts/posts.

hippo tardimus (8:12:20 PM): did you fuck
StrikeoutK (8:12:23 PM): no hahah
StrikeoutK (8:12:25 PM): god
hippo tardimus (8:12:28 PM): wasted trip then

StrikeoutK (8:12:37 PM): i did confirm something
StrikeoutK (8:12:47 PM): that there is no god

[02:15] there's prolly only one reason why she's clean down there
[02:15] HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET

[03:37] u went over for an away game?
-[03:38] haha yah
-[03:39] and made it a point to christian her parent's bed

(4:00:43 PM): she would tell me about dudes fingering her
(4:00:46 PM): and then later on i'd jack off

hippotardimus (6:45:42 PM): 2nd he was telling me about when he was 26
hippotardimus (6:45:52 PM): he fucked this 18 year old white girl

[21:54] i wonder if i were to go to china they would make fun of me
[21:54] for having straight teeth
[21:54] and not having my hair cover my ears
[21:54] and not having bad breath

(5:07:11 PM): i have been sucked or fucked on every piece of furnature

SLObearsi (3:27:03 PM): and her titties just want to pop out of her tank top
StrikeoutK (3:27:06 PM): hahahaa they just want to breathe man
StrikeoutK (3:27:18 PM): GET SOME AIR

[05:32] so we're talking
[05:32] and she goes "oh, you know, i'm not on BC"
[05:32] and i'm like "oh yea? i didn't know that"
[05:32] and then she replies "but i can be on it if you want me to be"

[00:26] hahah to be honest, idb is overrated

hippotardimus (5:43:44 AM): as soon as i get in there she pulls my pants down
StrikeoutK (5:43:48 AM): wtf
hippotardimus (5:43:50 AM): and i'm like
hippotardimus (5:43:54 AM): taking off my boxers too
hippotardimus (5:43:55 AM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:59 AM): and she like "no...

(7:15:42 PM): she's not that good on top
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:15:51 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (7:16:02 PM): does she do too much forward back instead of updown
(7:16:08 PM): hahahah BINGO

[04:23] do you have a grand finale in mind
-[04:31] a 3-some with an over-18 female of her choosing

(3:27:26 AM): she wanted to fuck raw dog again
(3:27:40 AM): and then got all pissy when i refused

StrikeoutK (2:35:41 PM): why do we love the white woman?
hippotardimus (2:35:46 PM): media
StrikeoutK (2:35:50 PM): okay
StrikeoutK (2:36:00 PM): is it our fault
StrikeoutK (2:36:39 PM): maybe we should have studied more and not watch tv so much as kids
hippotardimus (2:39:37 PM): lol
hippotardimus (2:39:43 PM): movies too\
StrikeoutK (2:39:51 PM): f it all

StrikeoutK (7:53:24 PM): tell me what u have done
SLObearsi (7:53:32 PM): everything but the butt

onewillton (11:46:26 PM): so what have you been up to
StrikeoutK (11:46:35 PM): just got back from socal
StrikeoutK (11:46:43 PM): where the weather's warmer and the girls are whiter

hippotardimus (8:42:05 PM): why don't you find a nice asian girl you can manipulate into sex
StrikeoutK (8:42:26 PM): in order to do that i would first have to convince her i'm intellectually superior
StrikeoutK (8:42:34 PM): that would be the only thing that turns her on

[23:48] fortunately i'm not a dirty old man
[23:48] i'm just dirty.. and old

[23:48] but damn, she loves talking about sex and bj's

[02:23] does she have roommates
[02:23] gotta put scrunchies on the doorknobs
-[02:25] haha she has a single
-[02:25] thin walls and squeaky bed
-[02:25] is what she told me

[03:39] it's like Brad Pitt. no rules apply for him
[03:40] he could wear women's lingerie and chicks would still hit that

(7:57:20 PM): not gonna lie
(7:57:22 PM): shes pretty good up top
StrikeoutK (7:57:28 PM): oh yeah
StrikeoutK (7:57:34 PM): she actually goes up down instead of left right?
(7:57:35 PM): she was pushing against the wall
(7:57:37 PM): yeup
(7:57:38 PM): both

(3:16:10 PM): i had this patient today
(3:16:22 PM): well it was my patients sister but i saw the sister before for something
(3:16:25 PM): hahaha jesus
(3:16:30 PM): anyway she was 16, fully developed
(3:16:53 PM): man it was great
(3:16:57 PM): but she was 16 so i felt bad hahaha

[02:00] i saw one decent white gurl
[02:00] she had enough boob to make 10 aZn chicks jealous

[04:10] so one chick was dumb as a brick/ hahaha
-[04:10] yea but she was hot and blond
-[04:10] and made all the heads turn

hippotardimus (3:18:36 PM): she was all woman
hippotardimus (3:18:42 PM): i envy the kid who gets to hit that

hippotardimus (12:39:10 PM): they just showed all the cheerleaders in white tank tops and shorts
hippotardimus (12:39:11 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (12:39:15 PM): god bless the white woman
StrikeoutK (12:39:33 PM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): how many times did you hump over the weekend
StrikeoutK (8:27:47 PM): 10?
(8:28:08 PM): maybe 6-8 hahahah
(8:28:14 PM): that's a lot for an old man like me hahaha
(8:28:15 PM): the last time
(8:28:20 PM): we were in doggy
StrikeoutK (8:28:27 PM): hahaha
(8:28:30 PM): and i got a cramp in my hamstring as i was finishing
(8:29:12 PM): after i picked up this chair form the hallway
(8:29:16 PM): we almost broke the chair
StrikeoutK (8:30:13 PM): and you spooed on her face
StrikeoutK (8:30:15 PM): hahaha
(8:30:19 PM): in her mouth
StrikeoutK (8:30:28 PM): hahahah jesus christ
StrikeoutK (8:30:32 PM): spit or swallo
(8:30:36 PM): spit i think
(8:30:39 PM): she ran to the bathroom hahaha

StrikeoutK (9:50:29 PM): i spied some chongman making out with one of your kind
StrikeoutK (9:50:33 PM): i wanted to step in and....
StrikeoutK (9:50:34 PM): shake his hand
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:50 PM): LOL
Mon3yShot23 (9:50:57 PM): and take some notes while you're at it

(10:14:23 PM): she wants more sex than me
(10:14:32 PM): i need to stop whacking if i want to keep up
StrikeoutK (10:15:41 PM): yeah but doesnt whacking make you last longer
(10:16:43 PM): i think whacking saps my mojo

[22:11] i see what you mean about the rack
-[22:11] yeah... like a cheeseboard

[22:28] they were smoking out in the limo on the way there too heh
[22:28] i had to politely decline :P
[22:29] just my own personal preference
[22:29] but all the white girls were

StrikeoutK (2:37:37 PM): if she is gaining weight,
StrikeoutK (2:37:41 PM): that just means you aren't humping enough
StrikeoutK (2:37:42 PM): or hard enough
(2:38:01 PM): haha
(2:38:03 PM): jesus
(2:38:08 PM): she doesn't get on top enough

(2:38:50 PM): we do a lot of me standing up and her on the bed
(2:38:53 PM): that's least strenuous hahaha
StrikeoutK (2:38:58 PM): hahhaha
(2:38:59 PM): or her bending over the bed

[01:46] they don't pick the hottest of chicks, as far as we're concerned
[01:47] someone's gotta take those chicks off our hands
[01:48] and then pro-create and hopefully create hot daughters

(10:01:13 PM): arg i eat pussy for lunch

(4:09:29 PM): but (she) and i were talking
(4:09:37 PM): and she was talking about how it hurts sometimes
(4:09:40 PM): and i asked her why
(4:09:42 PM): and she goes, when you pick your nose too much does your finger or your nose hurt?

hippotardimus (12:32:53 PM): I think I just saw 60yo camel toe

StrikeoutK (12:19:56 AM): i knew i should have sat behind an ugly chick
StrikeoutK (12:20:08 AM): at least that way i would attempt to try to pay attention in class
StrikeoutK (12:20:21 AM): instead of trying to read her bra strap and smell her hair hahaha

wizll 02 (11:45:21 PM): all women need gps navigation

StrikeoutK (8:51:41 PM): of course 90 percent of them where white
StrikeoutK (8:51:52 PM): because chongs already started studying

[19:17] even an indian kid can hang out with a white girl
[19:17] what is your problem

SLObearsi (11:16:36 PM): u know the chick that flashed ruben adn my other friend her tits
SLObearsi (11:16:37 PM): well
StrikeoutK (11:16:40 PM): yeah
SLObearsi (11:16:44 PM): my other friend fucked her in my roommates bed that night toohaha
StrikeoutK (11:16:49 PM): hahahaha
SLObearsi (11:16:55 PM): and he jizzed on his custom made pillow case

(7:50:27 PM): she woke me up at 4 am and i fucked the shit out of her

SLObearsi (6:23:12 PM): i heard this from someone
SLObearsi (6:23:27 PM): this guy and this chick were walking from a party, both trashed as shit
SLObearsi (6:23:42 PM): and the chick was like "hey lets break into the airport and walk across it"
SLObearsi (6:23:47 PM): so of course, at the time, its a good idea so they go
StrikeoutK (6:23:50 PM): hahaha
SLObearsi (6:23:53 PM): and they fuck on the runway
SLObearsi (6:24:03 PM): and the cops come
SLObearsi (6:24:18 PM): so the cops give the guy a ticket

SLObearsi (6:27:07 PM): so my other friend goes cougar hunting
SLObearsi (6:28:20 PM): so the mom takes him bac to her place, and the daughter, whos 17, was in the next room
StrikeoutK (6:28:37 PM): jesus haha
SLObearsi (6:28:43 PM): and then in the morning, the mom drove him home
SLObearsi (6:28:44 PM): hahha that was the kicker

StrikeoutK (4:10:38 PM): is this what you and (her) sound/look like while humping
(4:13:16 PM): pretty much
(4:13:20 PM): she does a lot of
(4:13:24 PM): OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
(4:13:25 PM): hahahah

Chanman 007 (3:20:52 PM): you think she's hot or something?
StrikeoutK (3:20:59 PM): no hahaa
StrikeoutK (3:21:02 PM): she looks like she's 30
Chanman 007 (3:21:08 PM): haha you'd still do her
StrikeoutK (3:21:19 PM): i will admit to that i guess

(12:47:35 AM): i just wanted to tell you i just had sex in one of the student government offices on campus

StrikeoutK (7:41:06 PM): do any of you remember their names
SLObearsi (7:41:10 PM): no.. haha
StrikeoutK (7:41:12 PM): perfect

SLObearsi (7:42:27 PM): she was short
SLObearsi (7:42:32 PM): but had beautiful fake tits
SLObearsi (7:42:35 PM): so i was just staring

SLObearsi (7:45:25 PM): so im walking back with her
SLObearsi (7:45:27 PM): and the whole time
SLObearsi (7:45:29 PM): im grabbing her ass
SLObearsi (7:45:35 PM): and she was definitely wearing a thong
SLObearsi (7:45:37 PM): and had a nice ass

hippotardimus (6:50:07 PM): how come your friends are fucking and kissing haoles
hippotardimus (6:50:10 PM): but you aren't doing shit
StrikeoutK (6:50:23 PM): well, there are no haoles at san jose

twisbtw (5:10:46 PM): married?...oh
StrikeoutK (5:10:51 PM): not this time
StrikeoutK (5:10:52 PM): haha

StrikeoutK (7:57:02 PM): today i heard the unforgettable yet always clear words "boyfriend" today

Oh K Luser (2:52:44 AM): god shes fuckin annoying
Oh K Luser (2:52:52 AM): some dude hella grabbed her arm and wouldnt let go
Oh K Luser (2:52:56 AM): and was all "i hella like you"
Oh K Luser (2:53:00 AM): i was like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
StrikeoutK (2:53:05 AM): LOL
Oh K Luser (2:53:08 AM): wasnt sure if i should help her or warn him
Oh K Luser (2:53:11 AM): oh

Oh K Luser (2:54:40 AM): goddamn indians
Oh K Luser (2:54:45 AM): when she tries to say vertical
Oh K Luser (2:54:52 AM): it sounds WHERETICAL

(11:15:27 AM): i'm afraid i'm never going to violate a white woman again
(11:15:35 AM): at least not without giving her money hahhaha

(11:37:03 PM): so i told him "if you get on the freeway right now ill give you head while youre in the fast lane"
(11:39:25 PM): so we did that
(11:41:09 PM): so i went back down there
(11:41:22 PM): and he finished while waiting in traffic

[00:15] this was the most pricey NON-STRIPPER bachelor party ever
[00:15] i didn't even see ONE TIT

(6:43:35 PM): today i was supposed to get up at 5:30
(6:43:53 PM): i ended up getting up at 5:30, humping, and sleeping for 2 more hours

[00:04] one had an AWESOME body, blond, with a 34D rack
[00:04] and i purposely positioned my hand a bit improperly
[00:04] so i was totally cupping the side of her boobs
[00:05] and she didn't say a word and just smiled

StrikeoutK (4:00:34 PM): halloween is one of two days during the year where broads can dress up like whores and not get called on it

(11:08:14 AM): uh she swallowed the load, hah

hippotardimus (2:52:25 PM): and btw there is an indian med resident who says womitting instead of vomitting

hippotardimus (3:22:32 PM): she got into a fight with her mom about a dude
hippotardimus (3:22:47 PM): and i guess she was forbidden
hippotardimus (3:22:53 PM): so she jumped out the 6th floor window.......
hippotardimus (3:23:02 PM): broke her legs, hips, all that shit
hippotardimus (3:23:20 PM): she broke all that shit
StrikeoutK (3:23:23 PM): jesus
hippotardimus (3:23:26 PM): and then she got a bone infection
hippotardimus (3:23:35 PM): and they had to amputate one of her legs below the knee!
hippotardimus (3:23:41 PM): and that's where she's at now
hippotardimus (3:23:47 PM): taking a bunch of antibiotics

StrikeoutK (6:49:32 PM): what is morning breath humping like
hippotardimus (6:51:16 PM): there is no deep kissing
hippotardimus (6:51:17 PM): hahaha

(10:52:39 PM): haha dude, i just remember, there's a bj video of sorts now, rofl
StrikeoutK (11:02:43 PM): uh share then?
StrikeoutK (11:02:56 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (11:06:17 PM): u bastard
(11:08:06 PM): with wanting to see a chick sucking my penis, you sicko
StrikeoutK (11:08:22 PM): you bastard

StrikeoutK (11:12:52 PM): hello is she wearing panties
SLObearsi (11:12:56 PM): i have no idea
SLObearsi (11:12:58 PM): possibly not

P8percut23 (11:28:54 PM): i was kinda seeing thsi one girl
P8percut23 (11:29:05 PM): and then this other girl from antoher sorority i was tryign to get it
P8percut23 (11:29:08 PM): was in my room
P8percut23 (11:29:28 PM): and the frist girl saw it...and flipped out and slapped me and told that girl in my room that she slept with me two days ago

corinny O (11:33:06 PM): he is a good looking guy
corinny O (11:33:10 PM): but he is such a douche

(2:04:18 AM): she had a tampoon stuck up her pussy
(2:04:21 AM): so i couldnt do anything
(2:04:31 AM): i thought she had genital warts at first
(2:04:32 AM): lol
(2:04:42 AM): and then i realized it was a tampoon

[03:46] the mom's kinda hot
[03:46] and i made it a point to mention it multiple times

[04:09] i almost ran face-first instead a set of fake racks on two separate occassions at least

[04:19] those two blond girls were cute, i purposely took that boob profile shot
[04:20] and tried to disguise it, so their dad didn't see me doing it, OR see my lcd screen
[04:21] i couldn't get a face shot w/o getting punched in the face haha

[18:55] fucking janitors are singing again
-[18:55] lol are they mexican
--[18:55] are they mexican
---[18:55] is it mariachi?
---[18:55] you fucking racists

[16:59] east coast is full of black people too
-[17:04] why
[17:04] proximity to africa

hippotardimus (3:36:17 PM): he met his wife in dental school
hippotardimus (3:36:25 PM): and he says this about her
hippotardimus (3:36:37 PM): she's mexican (or hispanic)
hippotardimus (3:36:44 PM): and i usually like italian girls
hippotardimus (3:36:47 PM): but she looks italian

[01:07] i should charge valet service
[01:07] or one night with their sister/daughter
[01:07] provided she's over 18 and under 118 lbs

hippotardimus (4:36:03 PM): and she goes to the most famous brazillian chicks in manhattan
hippotardimus (4:36:06 PM): and she said
hippotardimus (4:36:12 PM): they really get up in her asshole with the wax
hippotardimus (4:36:15 PM): and they don't use gloves
hippotardimus (4:36:19 PM): her husband is so lucky

[03:18] there was one adorable one in the play that will be pretty good in about 8 years
[03:18] haha she was a frosh

[09:55] i had to make some e-mail amends for missing two chicks birthday parties last night
[09:55] it took me all night to think of some tasty words
-[09:55] "sorry i coudln't make it. probably wasn't going to see your boobs anyway."

StrikeoutK (10:17:34 PM): stop it
StrikeoutK (10:17:45 PM): nobody gives a fuck about cal except for cal students
hippotardimus (10:17:54 PM): but why do they talk so much shit
hippotardimus (10:17:55 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (10:18:10 PM): no idear

(3:09:24 PM): by my count
(3:09:45 PM): (we) have humped roughly 108 times
(3:09:46 PM): hahahha
(3:09:53 PM): based on condom usage

(9:29:51 PM): i totally would have cheated on (her)
(9:30:19 PM): i would not have felt guilty hahaha
StrikeoutK (9:30:24 PM): haahha
(9:30:29 PM): cuz i've been waiting since 1995

[00:27] where are you guys lunching
-[00:28] downskirt

P8percut23 (1:35:33 AM): because they are both sorority girls
P8percut23 (1:35:38 AM): and if i do stuff with both
StrikeoutK (1:35:41 AM): hahaaha
P8percut23 (1:35:46 AM): all hell will break loose
StrikeoutK (1:35:48 AM): lol
P8percut23 (1:35:50 AM): and i will be over

[00:01] apparently about 3 weeks ago, she was at a party and OD'ing on a cocktail of prescription drugs
[00:01] and of course, trying to hit up some guy
[00:01] so ACCORDING to her, the guy rocked her... as now she says it was not consensual
[00:03] so i was like, uhh so go get a test
[00:03] go pee on a stick
[00:04] and she's like "nah, i don't think i am"
[00:04] kids these days
[00:04] OH and of course, the guy is like 20-something i think

[00:06] OH and the best part,
[00:07] (she) goes "i can't believe this could happen from just ONE time"
[00:08] so i made her fun of her all afternoon
[00:08] about having a kid

[02:44] so she pee'd on the stick, no kid
[02:45] however she's gonna try and milk the guy for money haha
[02:45] saying that she needs it for a mexican wire hanger

[02:52] i'm not her non-paying child support dad

StrikeoutK (11:28:59 PM): what brand
corinny O (11:29:12 PM): skippy duh
StrikeoutK (11:30:16 PM): damn that's high quality
StrikeoutK (11:30:18 PM): what's with the duh
corinny O (11:30:31 PM): what other brand of pb is acceptable other than skippy
corinny O (11:30:36 PM): defintely not jiffy or something
StrikeoutK (11:30:47 PM): wtf
StrikeoutK (11:30:49 PM): first of all, it's jif

hippotardimus (5:07:33 PM): i checked my mail after i got home
hippotardimus (5:07:41 PM): and a white girl in workout shorts was there
hippotardimus (5:07:49 PM): something about white girls is inherently hot

hippotardimus (6:46:15 PM): i don't believe about fucking in the xray room
StrikeoutK (6:46:19 PM): hahaha

hippotardimus (7:14:03 PM): why didn't you meet any girls this semeseter
StrikeoutK (7:14:07 PM): i did man
hippotardimus (7:14:13 PM): non married hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:16 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (7:14:18 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (7:14:30 PM): that can't be my fault

hippotardimus (5:01:20 PM): she tries so hard to not be a typical dumb bitch
hippotardimus (5:01:25 PM): but she is x100

[23:11] hahah i love those double B's
[23:12] Bras + Braces

[03:00] no wonder she wasn't reacting when i kept trying to elbow her boobs "accidentally"
[03:00] it all makes sense now, cause she couldn't feel it!
-[03:00] LOL BE NICE

[03:17] A) she is being a bit crazy
[03:17] B) she wants a relationship which i have no interest in
[03:18] so she just keeps thinking we're messing around, but she's dumb
[03:18] she's too young and inexperience to know what messing around means and entails

[16:29] i checked the cooch for the x10 cam
-[16:29] hahahha
[16:29] cleared
[16:29] ahahah

[16:27] she came over, said "oh these capris aren't comfortable, i brought some shorts"
[16:27] and then came out in these hella booty shorts

hippotardimus (5:04:00 PM): you're blinded by whiteness

ShrimpSiumai (4:25:54 PM): dude you went from tryin to get with girls to tryin to be their friends!

hippotardimus (3:22:03 PM): i swear 95% of women are just annoying and contribute nothing else to the world

[14:35] it snowed about 15" 2 weeks ago
[14:35] so when gracie had to poop, we just let her out into the backyard
[14:35] unfortunately, the snow melted
[14:36] so i had to go pick up 2 weeks worth of shit
[14:36] stinky :(

(6:42:02 PM): i already hit that
StrikeoutK (6:42:20 PM): haha GOOD JOB
(6:42:30 PM): Raw too!
StrikeoutK (6:42:35 PM): oh shit haha
StrikeoutK (6:42:53 PM): lol you are lucky then
(6:42:58 PM): cuz i was drunk and i couldnt feel shit
StrikeoutK (6:43:01 PM): hahha
(6:43:01 PM): so i was like fuck this i'm taking it off
StrikeoutK (6:43:10 PM): lol did you spoo on her
(6:43:20 PM): yes
StrikeoutK (6:43:23 PM): where
StrikeoutK (6:43:24 PM): tell me now
(6:43:28 PM): on her stomach
StrikeoutK (6:43:32 PM): hehe you're the man now dog
(6:43:39 PM): or else i would ahve done it in her
(6:43:40 PM): but she said not to

(6:44:41 PM): and his [other] girl
(6:44:46 PM): she is hella passive and kinda shy and really nice
(6:44:55 PM): so i was surprised she even let me
(6:45:05 PM): and then after she was on top
(6:45:11 PM): she was like "get behind me!"
(6:45:21 PM): ii was like what??????????????
StrikeoutK (6:45:28 PM): oh shit
(6:45:38 PM): hella surprisd she said that to me cuz she is so shy and reserved
(6:45:54 PM): so she likes it doggy style

(6:48:49 PM): so i said hi then like 20 mins later i take her ot my room and did my thing...
(6:48:52 PM): then we come outside and then i basically ignore her
StrikeoutK (6:49:02 PM): hahahahaha YEAH DOG
(6:49:08 PM): then i drink some more and talk to the other girls
(6:49:18 PM): and then like hour and a half later i take her to my room again
(6:49:34 PM): did my thing
(6:49:40 PM): but it took longer cuz i was drunk
StrikeoutK (6:49:45 PM): hahahaha
(6:49:46 PM): and then came out hahaha
StrikeoutK (6:49:47 PM): jesus
(6:49:57 PM): and then ignore her again
(6:49:57 PM): and then she left

part two...

[18:44] the other night, she was all like "but i care about you sooooo much"
[18:44] and i replied "i know"
[18:44] and went back to watching tv

(4:25:03 PM): /i had this 14 year old patient
(4:25:10 PM): she had already hit puberty a long time ago
(4:25:21 PM): she had a fresh 14 year old body

[01:11] the concert was so awesome
[01:11] tweens galore!

[22:30] nothing more satisfying that having a good unprotected lay, pulling out and having the girl jerk you off onto her stomach and say, god you made a huge mess
-[22:31] what about the bedspread
[22:32] the way it usually goes is i bring back a sheet of brawny, and she looks at me and says, yeah right, go get me another sheet asshole
[22:33] she's pretty good about unloading me pretty straight, but it does roll off her side

[22:36] mouth works, but she's not real keen on me busting inside her since we're not like married or something
-[22:36] oh i figured she was on the patch by now
[22:37] i wish
[22:37] the only patch near her box is the occasional tuft of hair on the mons
-[22:38] lol jesus are you gd risking it again
[22:39] what do you mean, pull and pray?
[22:40] pull and spray and then pray
[22:40] i guess, sometimes
[22:40] and by someimtes, i guess i mean almost all the time
[22:41] strap on at certain times of the month
[22:41] and by certain times of the month, i mean like 3 years ago

hippotardimus (10:28:12 PM): a few weeks back this girl was there to get braces
hippotardimus (10:28:16 PM): i had to take pictures
hippotardimus (10:28:20 PM): inside her mouth too
hippotardimus (10:28:42 PM): and i could tell she is a dick sucker since she had a certain kind of bruise on the roof of her mouth
StrikeoutK (10:28:49 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:28:52 PM): was she young
hippotardimus (10:28:58 PM): 16 or so?

[01:01] short version
[01:02] she just came over and she got down to business
[01:02] and then i wanted a cup of water
[01:02] cause i was thirsty

[01:07] she just said "i'm ready"
[01:07] and i'm like "alrighty then"

-[01:09] was she basically dead fish
[01:10] better actually, i've been with deadfish, they are so boring
[01:11] she has the willingnesss to learn

[01:12] i just don't look at her too much ahha
-[01:12] lol dont be mean, eye contact
[01:13] i look at the britney poster on my wall

-[01:16] did she stay long aferwards or was it more a wham bam thank you child
[01:16] HAHAh child, not even ma'am
[01:16] i let her stay for an hour or so
[01:16] while i napped a bit

[01:32] she gagged and almost threw up
[01:33] i was like "don't puke on it, thanks"
[01:34] over-aggressive haha
[01:34] PERHAPS it was my bad
[01:35] and upside down too
[01:35] she was like "cool!"
[01:35] can't beat that enthusiasm

hippotardimus (5:42:18 PM): and this morning she looked like she was fucking all night

hippotardimus (8:18:52 PM): she probably requires a giant cock to get satisfaction

[02:02] make-up is now expected, i have given up hope on natural beauty

hippotardimus (3:57:26 AM): but bitches are ruthless like that!
hippotardimus (3:57:38 AM): every bitch wants every other bitches wedding to be a disaster
hippotardimus (3:57:48 AM): and they somehow want theirs to be memorable
hippotardimus (3:57:52 AM): but they are all the same

SLObearsi (8:52:59 PM): shes like 5'2
SLObearsi (8:53:04 PM): with like 36c

PatriotUSAJR (1:32:03 AM): i was trying not to have sex with her but she wouldn't leave
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:09 AM): so we do
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:19 AM): then she stalls for like 30 minutes trying to sleep at my place
PatriotUSAJR (1:32:26 AM): i just say no and throw her clothes at her

[00:34] "i'm too big a pansy to tell you. i can't keep doing this to myself. i want something you can't give, i wanted a relationship. i even tried to convince myself that i didn't really. I can't keep messing around"
[00:34] and then i write back "okay i understand. sorry!"

[00:41] and i think the day before she was like "do you care about me?"
[00:41] and i never replied hahah

[00:44] she goes "why do you keep turning on the tv"
[00:44] and i'm like "cause i like watching tv"
[00:47] she'll talk and i'll just turn up the volume

[00:47] there's never any heart-2-heart time
[00:47] cause i'm heartless haha

[12:09] better get some tire chains
-[12:09] no one uses chains here man
-[12:09] it reminds niggers of something bad in their history

(6:10:23 PM): i sleep so much better if i've orgasmed at least once
StrikeoutK (6:10:33 PM): really now
(6:10:40 PM): yeah
(6:10:45 PM): i always sleep good
StrikeoutK (6:10:51 PM): haha
(6:10:52 PM): but i go to sleep faster if ive orgasmed that day

hippotardimus (7:08:57 PM): 3am i have to go in cuz some 4 yo nigger WHO SLEEPS ON THE TOP BUNK fell off

hippotardimus (7:46:56 PM): i'm going to start a war against fake boobs

StrikeoutK (11:34:21 PM): yeah and a nice set of fakies
SLObearsi (11:34:33 PM): those arent fakies...theyre wishes

SLObearsi (11:34:41 PM): everytime a man throws a penny in a fountain....
SLObearsi (11:34:49 PM): our wish comes true
StrikeoutK (11:34:57 PM): a flat chested girl gets a rack?

hippotardimus (9:30:00 PM): you can tell a lot by what kinds of pics people put up of themselves

StrikeoutK (3:59:16 AM): NOTICE THE BRACES
StrikeoutK (3:59:30 AM): and the not yet fully developed rack

(8:01:16 PM): and shes all ike i wish u were here
(8:01:19 PM): blah blah do u still miss me
StrikeoutK (8:01:21 PM): hahhaha stupid bitch
(8:01:26 PM): "sometimes, just sometimes"
StrikeoutK (8:01:30 PM): LOL that's a good reply
StrikeoutK (8:01:42 PM): you funny man

[03:51] she had a different body odor at times
[03:51] i think it may have been diet related
[03:57] that also was another deal-breaker
-[03:57] hahaha
[03:57] cause it'd rub off on me haha

[04:10] and the only one wearing a plaid short skirt with knee-high boots was the girl i brought haha

[04:44] but i have only seen 2 to 3 lookable ones haha. but they're all azn
[04:44] useless for you
-[04:44] dude come on every time hahha
-[04:44] dont pigeon hole me!!!

hippotardimus (6:40:26 AM): cal isn't overrated
hippotardimus (6:40:32 AM): only their fans think they're good

StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): i was getting the feeling that the only stranger this close and between my legs should be someone i paid for

(4:59:25 PM): iwouldnt mind playing on new turf
(4:59:44 PM): is it illegal to fingerbang a youngn? or is mere penetration of any orifice out of bounds to the california legal system
StrikeoutK (5:00:27 PM): yes look but dont touch from toes to head
(5:00:44 PM): what if she blows me
StrikeoutK (5:01:10 PM): then the district attorney will still say you coerced her (5:01:43 PM): ah sonofabitch maybe its worth it
(5:01:57 PM): my room is kinda like a jail anyways
StrikeoutK (5:02:06 PM): registering as a sex offender is not worth it

SLObearsi (10:20:05 PM): i would convert to christianity
SLObearsi (10:20:08 PM): if i could hit that
StrikeoutK (10:20:15 PM): LOL
StrikeoutK (10:20:17 PM): STOP IT

[12:14] me and [a guy] were in the smoking lounge, and this white girl took her tank-top off
[12:14] she was still in her thingie tho
[12:14] nice bod too
[12:14] so her male "friend", or who looked like her friend, started getting up on her
[12:14] and tried to do a one-handed unsnap
[12:15] and failed miserably after 3 tries
[12:15] you could collectively hear a few guys groan
[12:15] homez was like tugging and almost breaking the thing off
[12:15] i was tempted to reach over and lend a helping hand
-[12:15] haha one handed take some practice
[12:16] that i won't deny
[12:16] but you can't attempt that publicly and FAIL
-[12:16] haha if you didn't master it you better not try and look foolish!!!
[12:16] not only have you embarrassed yourself, but now the girl AND her friends know what's going on

[01:05] so i try to do a quick glance, and she's wearing a kat mcphee kinda top where it cinches right below the rack and flares out
-[01:05] oooh
[01:06] and maybe it was the lighting or something but i thought myabe she had a bump

[06:24] then a few months later, she sent me a senior prom pic
[06:24] .. a little larger
[06:24] err winter ball pic i mean
[06:24] and then in april, she came up to visit and i picked her up at the airport (with my gf in tow)
[06:24] and she was even larger
[06:24] hahaa
[06:24] damn

[15:44] i guess it's easier they just need 5 black guys can they can compete
-[15:44] hahah you talking about basketball or jacking people

hippotardimus (8:40:11 PM): one day you may have critical thinking
StrikeoutK (8:40:19 PM): hahaha ty
hippotardimus (8:41:46 PM): its not a guarantee hahha

[17:05] i need to live long enough to be hella rich so i can build a fence around my house to keep black people out

[16:04] as long as she doesn't think they score touchdowns in baseball
[16:05] actually i wouldn't care there either
[16:05] you either gotta know about sports, or be hella good at make-up and wearing cute outfits

(8:25:09 PM): hhah dude i think the sportfucking took its toll on the futon
StrikeoutK (8:25:22 PM): LOL how comes
(8:25:27 PM): the bar is bent big time

StrikeoutK (4:42:49 AM): this doesnt look so good
hippotardimus (4:43:28 AM): Lol what a bitch
StrikeoutK (4:44:17 AM): i know huh can't even give the courtesy of a "sorry i'm really busy i dont think i can"
hippotardimus (4:45:12 AM): Now u know
hippotardimus (4:45:28 AM): U have to be ready to fuck at all times

hippotardimus (6:17:17 PM): she has a retarded persons head
StrikeoutK (6:17:39 PM): but we'd still hit it
hippotardimus (6:17:57 PM): lol

hippotardimus (5:35:05 PM): when you come to hawaii i will take you to have sex
StrikeoutK (5:35:11 PM): hahaha' thanks
StrikeoutK (5:35:22 PM): i am requesting white, dont go cheap on me and take me to ktown
hippotardimus (5:36:12 PM): i think we can find a white
hippotardimus (5:36:18 PM): let me go first though

SLObearsi (10:30:26 PM): that she lets her son have sex at home
SLObearsi (10:30:29 PM): with his gfs
SLObearsi (10:30:39 PM): cuz she rather have em do it at a safe place than somewhere else

SLObearsi (4:29:44 PM): and i found out my psy teacher, big tits, is married to this other psy professor
SLObearsi (4:29:48 PM): who is....yes. yes
SLObearsi (4:29:51 PM): ur gona be dissappointed
SLObearsi (4:29:52 PM): asian!
StrikeoutK (4:30:02 PM): HOLY
StrikeoutK (4:30:06 PM): my hero then
SLObearsi (4:30:12 PM): i will give it up to him
StrikeoutK (4:30:30 PM): interview him
StrikeoutK (4:30:31 PM): "how did you do it?"

StrikeoutK (7:15:30 PM): ok what do you think about imus
StrikeoutK (7:15:33 PM): i mean this whole thing with the black team and his comments
hippotardimus (7:17:59 PM): hahah don't care
StrikeoutK (7:18:03 PM): haha
hippotardimus (7:18:07 PM): black people get whatever they deserve
StrikeoutK (7:18:12 PM): lol
hippotardimus (7:18:50 PM): i don't give a fuck about black people
hippotardimus (7:18:53 PM): quote that

hippotardimus (12:50:47 AM): she should never wear a bra
hippotardimus (12:51:01 AM): and she will become more powerful than britney ever was

(5:51:03 PM): i 69'd my gf at ucla on her balcony in westwood

hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): you're old enough now where you should get to the point quickly
hippotardimus (8:06:46 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (8:06:50 PM): stop beating around the bush
hippotardimus (8:06:54 PM): and beat the bush
StrikeoutK (8:07:30 PM): lol

SLObearsi (5:05:44 PM): and shes 19 now
SLObearsi (5:05:57 PM): and her titties were majestic
SLObearsi (5:05:59 PM): theyre so big
SLObearsi (5:06:02 PM): and shes so stupid
SLObearsi (5:06:07 PM): and her best friend was there, shes even more stupid
StrikeoutK (5:06:10 PM): continue
SLObearsi (5:06:18 PM): like, she couldnt count 2 dice
SLObearsi (5:07:38 PM): nice tits
SLObearsi (5:07:42 PM): and i forgot her name

SLObearsi (5:08:26 PM): well, shes a virgin
SLObearsi (5:08:37 PM): but hes gonna pass that boundary

hippotardimus (7:03:06 PM): her jugs are getting smaller

hippotardimus (7:03:38 PM): what is with that tattoo
StrikeoutK (7:03:47 PM): it's porn star

Oh K Luser (1:47:45 AM): she was asking where a building was, and i explained it
Oh K Luser (1:47:51 AM): i shoulda offered to walk her over cuz i was sorta goin that way
Oh K Luser (1:47:56 AM): DAMN ME i realized it like 10 secs after she left
Oh K Luser (1:48:06 AM): stupid slow mind
StrikeoutK (1:48:08 AM): hahaha dude i had the same experience last week
StrikeoutK (1:48:19 AM): hahahha with both of us dropping the ball in the same fashion

SLObearsi (7:23:22 PM): and we brought some chick back to his tent, and she blew him, swallowed
SLObearsi (7:23:33 PM): he left told me shes in there
SLObearsi (7:23:35 PM): she came out drunk as shit, tried to make out with me
SLObearsi (7:23:48 PM): and i was just grabbing her ass and shit
SLObearsi (7:23:53 PM): but i wasnt gonna kiss that mouth after i know what was in it

SLObearsi (8:51:14 PM): this chick next to me on wears a short ass skirt
SLObearsi (8:51:18 PM): and then opens her legs towards me
SLObearsi (8:51:30 PM): and the chick in front of me is wearing a t-back
SLObearsi (8:51:49 PM): and then chick to my other side has big tits and nice legs

(2:30:19 PM): its getting to be so warm you really sweat wehn you fuck
StrikeoutK (2:30:32 PM): hahaahahahaha thats good
StrikeoutK (2:30:40 PM): burns more calories

StrikeoutK (8:56:45 PM): maybe alex will hit that
SLObearsi (8:56:51 PM): ill hit htat
StrikeoutK (8:56:54 PM): hahhahaha
StrikeoutK (8:57:00 PM): i will pray toward mecca that you do

StrikeoutK (3:01:36 PM): any rookers
hippotardimus (3:02:35 PM): some but its not like ucla
hippotardimus (3:02:44 PM): where ever girl tries to be the hottest

[12:42] dogs usually always like me
[12:42] i like them.. as long as they're not mine
[12:42] just like kids.oh
[12:42] i let them lick the dirt off my shoes

hippotardimus (6:09:44 PM): you're turning to the asian side
hippotardimus (6:09:45 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:09:47 PM): it is your destiny

SLObearsi (4:42:46 PM): she does like asians tho
StrikeoutK (4:42:55 PM): whoa whoa weewo

SLObearsi (4:42:56 PM): my buddys hit that already
SLObearsi (4:43:01 PM): and she wont get off his nuts
StrikeoutK (4:43:01 PM): nice
StrikeoutK (4:43:04 PM): hahahaha typical crazy broad

[11:13] kirk always says he hears gunshots where he lives
[11:13] he's like less than a block from martin luther king way
-[11:14] this is how black people honor great americans

[18:03] i mean, unless the chick is like my friend's gf
-[18:03] can't go wrong opening a door for a lady
[18:03] then she's pretty much a dude

[04:16] this female player's kinda cute friend started talking to me on the bench
[04:16] i was flattered until she said she was 14
[04:16] or 15 rather
[04:16] and then i looked around for chris hansen
[04:18] i mean, i knew the player was a senior in hs, so prolly 18
[04:18] and then her friend's like "oh i'm 2 years younger than her"
[04:18] i scooted over 2 more feet away from her

SLObearsi (10:10:35 PM): and found out one is definitely flexible cuz she did a standing split on the dance floor
SLObearsi (10:10:41 PM): and i think i blew my load

hippotardimus (5:38:59 PM): why didn't you go with the old lady
StrikeoutK (5:39:05 PM): hahahha i couldnt.... not when their friends were hotter, younger, and had bigger boobs
hippotardimus (5:39:21 PM): is it because they were asian hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:39:27 PM): well they were but the better looking ones were good
hippotardimus (5:39:35 PM): i knew it

hippotardimus (6:06:52 PM): you should just get it out of the way
hippotardimus (6:06:53 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (6:07:03 PM): dont go all dawsons creek
StrikeoutK (6:07:25 PM): hahaaa
StrikeoutK (6:08:03 PM): i dont talk in rhyme and alliteration

SLObearsi (8:55:09 PM): and we got pulled over on the drive home cuz anthonys buddy was on the PA system
SLObearsi (8:55:29 PM): yelling out, i love titties titties...asian, black, white, jamacan titties
SLObearsi (8:55:33 PM): and the cop turns his lights on and he yells fuck and drops the mic
SLObearsi (8:55:49 PM): the cop on the right side of the car couldnt stop laughing

onewillton (2:21:45 AM): its okay i work fast
onewillton (2:21:55 AM): 6 hours is really like 12 hours of work from a regular person
StrikeoutK (2:22:32 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (2:22:44 AM): becuase you are like clark kent right?
onewillton (2:23:12 AM): i guess you can say that

hippotardimus (5:43:02 PM): she's so skinny
hippotardimus (5:43:04 PM): but so yum
hippotardimus (5:43:05 PM): hahaha
hippotardimus (5:43:10 PM): but so fobhead
hippotardimus (5:43:13 PM): but so yum

hippotardimus (3:44:11 PM): too photoshopped
hippotardimus (3:44:17 PM): or else a fapping there will be

hippotardimus (8:35:10 PM): she wants to have fun
StrikeoutK (8:35:26 PM): and she is azn
hippotardimus (8:35:31 PM): lol
hippotardimus (8:35:34 PM): hates her dad then

hippotardimus (8:38:26 PM): sex must have been fantastic
hippotardimus (8:39:03 PM): fatface

[03:15] girls with boobs don't read!

StrikeoutK (11:33:41 PM): yay or nay
SLObearsi (11:33:45 PM): she looks better in pictures

[02:47] when she looks down, i can then look up
[02:47] but otherwise it's just creepy if an old man is staring at your chest

[04:54] was she as easy for you guys as she was in hs
-[04:55] maybe we gave her a little too much respect

[05:01] do you remember her
-[05:01] in real life?
[05:01] she went to my hs too
[05:02] no i mean just on a masturbation basis

StrikeoutK (5:34:43 PM): i would like a retard's advice
hippotardimus (5:35:14 PM): just rub her butthole not insert

hippotardimus (4:12:00 AM): come on man women don't like fraidy cats

[01:16] (she) looked like she was being pretty generous from where i was sitting
-[01:16] HEHEe yea she was without restraints on
-[01:16] i got a real good pic

[23:19] remember. you suggest the event
[23:20] then she can subliminally picture it when she's reading it
[23:21] if you say "let's get some ice cream or frozen yogurt", then the thought of sitting together at a parlor appears

[03:14] and then i made a fatal mistake
[03:14] got together with her sister (on the right)
[03:16] the sister was 2 years older, at the time i thought it was worth the gamble

[03:28] hahaa like God tempting me with an apple
[03:28] and i bit
-[03:36] you mean hit

[19:10] i ran a code the other day, patient was dead/dying
[19:10] running the show
[19:10] and after tne end, i was walking out and saw this female resident
[19:10] she goes, that was pretty hot, you could code me any day
-[19:11] oh my, was she cute
[19:11] yeah
-[19:11] dang i gotta learn me some cpr
[19:13] i'll just say there's been more than one occasion where a girl has been turned on by my hospital work

[20:03] thats when i learned you have to enter from the top, darn underwire
-[20:04] unless you just lift the underwire up over them
-[20:04] then you feel a big thud when the bigguns fall out

StrikeoutK (9:47:45 PM): whats after sushi
(9:47:57 PM): lovemaking
StrikeoutK (9:48:01 PM): hahaha where
(9:48:09 PM): vagina?
(9:48:11 PM): hahahaoh
StrikeoutK (9:48:12 PM): you fuck

[20:06] poon >>>>>> wanking
[20:06] poo slightly > poon

(4:31:35 PM): i imagine myself lying underneath her
StrikeoutK (4:31:43 PM): fuck, traitor
(4:31:50 PM): hahaha you are the traitor
StrikeoutK (4:31:56 PM): haha you sold out
(4:32:09 PM): you are a traiter to the male gender because you will never fuck with that attitude hahahaha
StrikeoutK (4:32:14 PM): hahaha

[23:23] and then, 20 seconds in, who comes swooping in, but my great friend
[23:24] "3 beers" too, might i add
[23:24] and starts speaking way too loudly and probably spit in her face too
[23:24] and so of course, she looks away for a moment.. .and (he) looks away too...
[23:24] and then she turns around and starts talking to me again
[23:24] and 20 seconds later, (he) swoops back in again
[23:25] and makes another conversation killing comment
[23:25] and of course, this time she turns around for good and walks away
[23:25] i'm like COME ON DUDE

hippotardimus (7:21:44 PM): you need to press the action and either ruin it or touch it

hippotardimus (7:28:31 PM): you're hopeless until you decide you're tired of jacking off to porn

hippotardimus (7:36:38 PM): you need to get some fuckups out of the way then you'll handle the next one better

hippotardimus (7:48:30 PM): you just have to get past it
hippotardimus (7:48:37 PM): its not worth it cuz you just enjoy being around the girl so you put up with it
hippotardimus (7:48:51 PM): but its not worth it hahaha
hippotardimus (7:48:57 PM): due to evolution
StrikeoutK (7:49:32 PM): man
hippotardimus (7:49:51 PM): and you hope it will go somewhere but it never does
hippotardimus (7:50:05 PM): and then later you wish you had tried something so you could at least find out for sure hahaha