I was watching Oprah, and today's show is about giving one couple a "million dollar wedding." The first couple are both 25, and they knew each other since they were seven and eight years old. Something along the lines of they knew they were the one for one another and are now officially engaged. Pretty damn good story.

So while they were answering questions about their relationship, one of the experts asked about their sex health. Then one of them said "When we were thirteen" (red flag), "we each made a vow" (strike two) to their "parents, their community" (here it comes) "and to God" (strike three) that they would, well, you should probably be able to figure out the rest. Whatever. If it works for them, then that's great. My first paragraph makes me feel better than my second paragraph makes me not like them, so kudos.

I'm going to wake up at 1:30 PM the rest of the summer just to watch reruns of Dawson's Creek. Katie Holmes is the definition of a "girl next door."

Uhh, better stop dicking around and leave already, haha.

MacBee is my hero. He correctly set my router port forwarding so now my BT downloads work. If I were old enough I'd buy you a beer. THANKS A LOT!!!

Today I went to the pool with Chester, and it was very crowded. A lot of kids. Most another seven to eight years before I wouldn't feel bad for looking. Anyways I'm noticing in the next generation of kids that a lot more of them are hapa, as compared to my (our) generation. I'm glad to see that the world is being a more open place. Hopefully in two generations we'll get that percentage up even more! Gogogo for more KK's. Oh and there was a milf there at the pool. Chester didn't like her cuz she was thin "like a skeleton." WTF? You want your life looking like Nick's? Then he said he didn't like the Botex injections she obviously must be using. Whatever. Pretty much everyboy whose anybody uses it or will.

Oh and I forgot to post some more movies that I've recently seen. First movie was Along Came Polly. Pretty funny movie. Jennifer Aniston was hot as always. Debra Messing and her red hair were cute. I also conclude that Ben Stiller > Adam Sandler. Next movie is School Of Rock. At first I thought I'd hate this movie, cuz I thought the movie was going to be of the stupid slapstick comedy genre, but the movie didn't turn out like that, and therefore good. Worth seeing if you haven't.

I'll be out of town for a couple of days. Please try to not need me.

What do you call a girl with pms and esp?
-A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

Please note the new quote (not the joke) up top and in the web browser title bar. You're welcome.

Can someone tell me what the fuck is up with this blogger UI now. Wth is this font type and size and this aligning and list making bullshit? If I wanted something gay I'd use my xanga account. Oh.

So I've been playing a lot of gunbound lately. Jason pretty much told me to start playing like over a year ago, but I never did. I suppose since it being summer and all I decided to start playing. That and everyone else seems to be playing this game as well. It's pretty fun so just go with it.

(2:41:06 PM): my daughter should have c's
(2:41:06 PM): oh
(2:41:21 PM): i want her to feel confident

I've seen a bunch of movies lately. Saw four good ones in a row (personal record I think) before seeing one that was just okay. The only previous occurrence where I remember seeing multiple good movies in a row was when I saw One Fine Day and Jerry Maguire three days apart back in '96. Let me now recap.

Sunday night (really Monday morning) Kevin and I saw The Rundown. It was funny in some parts, and it wasn't bad or anything, but there wasn't anything special. Stars The Rock, which I think will be an action movie star for years to come, and Seann William Scott, who regardless of role, will always be Stiffler. This was the okay movie.

Sunday night Gerald, Steph, Willy, Kevin and I saw I, Robot. This movie was grossly entertaining. Definitely worth the (ridiculous) full price admission a fool would pay. Will Smith is the sci-fi action genre and Bridget Moynahan was pretty hot. Go see this movie.

I interrupt this post to inform you all that while having the post-movie discussion about what we thought about the movie, Willy said the chick was pretty hot. This is important because it was the first time I've heard Willy say that about a girl. Hahahaha. Of course he countered (and saved) himself with something like it's cuz "none of the girls I talk about are worthy." LOL!!!

StrikeoutK (3:41:55 AM): she's a 7.5, but since she's taller than me i'm bumping that to a 8.25

Okay back to the movies. Sometime two weeks ago I saw Spider-Man 2. Overall, it was great. Main plot was cool, and of course they filled out the action sequences nicely. There were just a spot or two where the movie dragged, but it wasn't much to worry over. Anyways two thoughts come to mind. The first was when Mary Jane united with her fiancee near the end and I thought to myself "No - this isn't how it's supposed to end!" The second being that all the scenes between MJ and (super nerd) Peter Parker was nothing compared to the rainy alley kiss in the first movie. Oh and "Vindicated" is Dashboard Confessional's only decent single to date..

The last movie I saw (first one in this sequence of mine) was House of Sand And Fog. It's about a man who is forced to move his family out of his native country and try to make a new life in America. The house he purchases, however, was wrongly repossessed and therefore shouldn't have been sold. This causes the past and present owners to conflict and go to desperate measures to protect what they believe in. Excellent movie, but I somehow doubt any of you will see it. Oh and Jennifer Connelly is hot.

[15:07] nice guns
-[15:08] she has something going on with her chin
[15:08] hold on, i haven't gotten there yet

Some of us played basketball on Saturday. The first two games was a four on four format. I scored a donut over nine shots those two games, but I think it's mainly cuz I was deferring many shots to teammates who weren't scurred of throwing up shots from twenty feet out. Out of those nine shots, the only one I really wanted was the game winning attempt I missed in the second game. Gerald and I played the two man game where he sets a screen and I roll off to take a shot (like the Kings with Bibby and a post player). I took my shot a foot behind the line and everything looked good - straight, perfect arc, good rotation - but I came up a foot short. I was pissed at myself cuz I know those are the shots I make.

Anyways in the third (and deciding) game, it became a 3vs3, so I couldn't defer shots anymore. Good thing I didn't. This camper here put up eight (of 15) points to help my team of Tom and Gerald defeat Chester, Kevin, and Willy. Included in those eight points was the game winning jumper from 13 out. Thanks for playing.

Willy owned me with a hip check and it was hurt for a day putting weight on that side. Also while going for a lose ball I pulled a Rodman and dove into the fence, putting myself on my back for a few seconds. Bruised left palm and sore right ass bone as a result. How many other mfers you know play all out like that? That's right. No one.

(8:29:57 PM): although, surprisingly i saw at least two very attractive chicks in the cosmetic dept
StrikeoutK (8:30:04 PM): haha, asian?
(8:30:14 PM): i said attractive
LOL.

Okay two weekends ago I went with Gerald to SLO for a party. Pretty awesome time. It's so damn great when you go somewhere and everyone is just cool about everything because everyone just wants to have a good time and knock a few back. I don't remember too many details, so sorry about that. I'll try to list some stuff.

1) Played quarters and didn't do the worst.
2) Had my first ever flaming dr. pepper. Basically a cup of beer and a shot of Amaretto with a layer of 151 on top. Ignite the 151, drop the shot glass into the beer cup and pound. Good shit.
3) Only remembered two girl's names after the night, but as of this point in time I think I only remember one, hahaha. I'll have to work on that.

4) Standing on the balcony, I heard someone throw up. Turns out it was a chick. Besides her friend, I was the only one that knew what happened. They were begging me not to say anything. They were decent so I offered some mints I had. She gave me a hug and called me a a lifesaver.
4b) On the drive back Gerald also called me a lifesaver. Add that to my list of nicks.

5) While I was sitting on the couch, I noticed some dude more under the influence than I was hella grab some chick hahahaha. It was pretty to watch considering I do the same shit when I'm like that. I saw the girl look at her friend with the semi serious "wtf" face and her friend just laughed. Very interesting when you get the third person perspective on something like that.
6) When I first walked into the room, I saw some people pass along a bong. For the whole night I thought it was hookah (flavored, nicotine free tabacco) so I just passed. The next day I was wondering why I didn't smell any fruit and why there was a glass shaft. Then Gerald told me it wasn't hookah but something else. Shit on me for being so ignorant.

(2:44:01 PM): if you have a daugther and she gets the asian gene you'll have to bust out the "you're beautiful the way you are" shit
-(2:44:20 PM): AHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
-(2:44:30 PM): THEY'LL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE DAUGHTER

7) Woke up for no reason two hours after I went to sleep. Then an hour after that I woke up again. Another hour later I woke up again, but couldn't fall back asleep for a long time. This shit always happens when I drink... where I wake up and can't fall back asleep for a long period of time. Thank goodness for the Gatorade I brought along or else I would have got owned.
8) Gerald woke up and did not remember how he got home or how he got in bed. He was still in the previous night's clothes and thought he might have thrown up on himself, haha. I had to explain to him what he forgot after leaving the party.

9) I slept in one of Gerald's roomies room, and when I went to the trash can to throw something away I noticed some small plastic LifeStyles packages in there. "Shit on me" was my first thought. It's a damn good thing I had a sleeping bag and decided to sleep on top of his blanket rather than under it. I almost got owned there.
10) For lunch before driving back we had burritos. Neither of us could finish our meals. Shit we are getting old.

This list works because all my shit is related to the same topic, you (xanga using) foos.

Thanks to Gerald for the invite and HP for the alcohol. Now, my question is: why in the fuck do I have to go to San Luis Obispo to party? I know I've addressed this issue before, but it is afterall pretty ridiculous. Either we're all just a little bit lame in not knowing about these things, or some of you bastards are being greedy motherfuckers and not inviting me. Or you're too pansy and rather not go to such outings. Now god damn get back to your studying and/or planning your fall semester/quarter. Absolutely ridiculous.

The AnnaK cover on the current Maxim is pretty hot. I used to not like her, but for some reason now I do. Alls well that ends well I suppose.

I'm tired of having all the answers. Now just read the quotes.

SLObearsi (9:05:28 PM): guys bring
SLObearsi (9:05:30 PM): girls dont
StrikeoutK (9:05:37 PM): they bring themselves
StrikeoutK (9:05:42 PM): i mean their racks

StrikeoutK (5:17:58 PM): or make your sister
StrikeoutK (5:18:05 PM): she's going to have to learn how to do wifely chores eventually

StrikeoutK (1:12:10 AM): i'm sorry but they just wont work out
StrikeoutK (1:12:14 AM): oh
StrikeoutK (1:12:20 AM): weren't "meant to be" as you fools say

[03:14] i didn't know that our **** was into jail baits.

-(2:47:29 PM): maybe by then they'll find the gene that controls breast growth
(2:48:26 PM): maybe i should research that
(2:48:34 PM): dude that wouldn't work
(2:48:40 PM): we'd run out of room in safeway aisles

nsx 019 (2:13:56 PM): target is probably the gayest store

(7:33:40 PM): but every girl in my class has big tits
(7:33:44 PM): i mean like c to d
StrikeoutK (7:33:54 PM): what about all the fobs
(7:33:59 PM): naw

(4:41:35 AM): pretty hot girls
StrikeoutK (4:41:42 AM): damn how did you control yourself
(4:42:35 AM): by partnerin with a fat girl

(11:38:21 PM): not every party is like the ones you think of
-(11:38:26 PM): i know that
-(11:38:35 PM): we go to the same cv ones remember

[19:01] i headed back to the office and got to the lobby elevator and held the door for someone behind me
[19:01] and then she walks in.
[19:02] so i hit 40
[19:02] she doesn't press anything..... obviously because we're on the same floor
[19:03] then we get to 40 and I hold the door for this broad and she heads to the exit of the elevator corridor and scans her id, opens the door and turns around and looks at me and says,...
[19:03] "oh where are you headed?"
[19:03] like i was some kind of delivery wetback
[19:04] so i said,," uh.... down the hall from you..."
[19:04] "oh you work here... "
[19:04] 'yup"
Sorry to hear that. Dumb broad. :(

[05:19] we watched the gay pride parade last weekend
[05:20] i was wondering, why do gay people have to be that gay
[05:20] like fine, go poke it in your ass, but still, feathers and chains and shit?
[05:20] seems like they're just feeding their own stereotype
[05:20] kinda like william hung is to asians
Well put, well put.

P8percut23 (1:48:12 AM): he was trying to hit on some asian girl
P8percut23 (1:48:13 AM): and she socked him in the face
P8percut23 (1:48:23 AM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (1:48:26 AM): hahaha wtf
StrikeoutK (1:48:30 AM): what a bitch
P8percut23 (1:48:36 AM): cuz he was touching her or something
P8percut23 (1:48:39 AM): she's ghetto
StrikeoutK (1:48:40 AM): nice one

[15:35] might be more emotional than anything else
[15:37] me: hahahaha jeezus
[15:40] well as you know, girls are all about emotion

(2:31:44 AM): so i keep calling this one bitch to try and do something w/ her but she never answers
StrikeoutK (2:31:53 AM): hahahaahahahahahaha
(2:31:56 AM): does that mean she doesnt want to do anything with me?
StrikeoutK (2:31:57 AM): she's ignoring you
Neeeeeeeeeeeeext.

StrikeoutK (3:48:42 AM): i told you, she's not worth it
ShrimpSiumai (3:48:51 AM): wth who?
StrikeoutK (3:48:55 AM): beats me
StrikeoutK (3:48:57 AM): general advice

[16:26] me: i saw a pretty attractive white girl flirting with some dude
[16:26] me: turned out to be an asian dude
[16:26] me: i was in awe
[16:28] in awe?
[16:28] white girls are easy
[16:28] hahah
[16:28] you can totally get them
[16:29] YOU
[16:29] me: are you shitting me
[16:29] me: i always thought they were more difficult to obtain
[16:29] nope, a lot of azn guys are just intimidated or something
[16:30] less in common to begin with sometimes
[16:32] me: i never thought about it that way
[16:32] just think in advance of some topics to chat about
[16:32] me: always thought it was easier playing on our side of the fence
[16:32] it's easier to start with
[16:32] but harder to finish them (as in put out)
Well "shit on me."

[16:30] white girls are sluttier in the general aspect of things

[04:26] the climate here is recockulous
[04:26] i wake up in the morning, its already hot so im already sweating
[04:26] i walk over to the bart
[04:26] step inside
[04:26] the ac is on full
[04:26] so i start to get cold
[04:27] then i ride on the train for 15 mins
[04:27] now im freezing my ass off
[04:27] so then i step off the train
[04:27] and its hot again
[04:27] so im like ahhhhh, nice and warm
[04:27] walk a few steps
[04:27] goddamn im hot
[04:27] get to the office
[04:27] ac is on full again
[04:27] ahhh nice and cool
[04:27] sit inside for a few hours
[04:28] freeze my ass off all over again
[04:28] lunchtime
[04:28] step outside
[04:28] ahh nice and toasty
[04:28] walk a few steps
[04:28] sweating
[04:28] get to a restaurant
[04:28] ac once again
[04:28] YOU GET THE POINT
[04:29] supposed to be a lvl 3 typhoon tommorrow
"ROTFLMAO!!!" Sucker.

[04:32] some broad went to a fertility clinicb
[04:32] she expected to get knocked up by her husbands sperm
[04:32] but they gave her the wrong juice!
[04:35] when the doc realized what he did
[04:35] he told the broad to get an abortion
[04:35] she said no because she was trying to have a baby for four+ years
[04:35] so she asks for the medical history of the guy's mojo
[04:36] and the doc won't give it to her!!!
[04:36] damn.... that's some shit...

(6:41:11 PM): not really
(6:41:16 PM): not at all actually
(6:41:41 PM): asian guys dont tend to fly my kite
StrikeoutK (6:41:54 PM): i see
StrikeoutK (6:42:01 PM): i understand
StrikeoutK (6:42:13 PM): you're one of those
(6:42:16 PM): no im not any type of "those"
StrikeoutK (6:42:23 PM): it's okay
(6:42:28 PM): stop that
(6:42:30 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (6:42:33 PM): i would be too

(12:09:22 AM): her head is getting more and more fucked up

[00:42] it's customary now to ask for a picture

[14:01] taking off bra with the left hand
[14:01] that's an advanced topic

So it was like 6:00 this morning and I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep but I couldn't. Turn on the TV to one of the channel fifty x news channels. Found some debate going on between Planned Parenthood and some abstinence advocate. After listening to the abstinence bullshit for a few minutes I was tired enough to fall asleep. Go figure.

I'll be out of town the next two days. Good bye.

notes to self: sm2, hosaf.

Hello. Hello. Where has the time gone? Oh, towards the past.

So the last few days I've actually been waking up a little eariler, before 1:30. Why? Because the last three days there have been baseball games that started at 1:05 that I wanted to watch! Yesterday was the Rockies @ Giants, but before that it was the A's @ Giants.

[16:51] boo for implants
[16:52] especially the cheap ones, they're rock hard

The fourth came and went. Played poker at Greg's house. Some mofos were setting off fireworks down the street or something, and they were so dumb that some car alarms went off.

On Saturday I went to the driving range with my dad and brother. Hit a few short iron shots, and then went to the driver. Hit a few good shots out to the last flag, but more balls ended up faded to the right. No good. =\ I tried Hank's suggestion and took a little more time addressing the ball to think about technique and positioning.

I also saw Garfield. Although it's Garfield, the movie isn't really that good, haha. Even Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing some tight dresses can't save the movie. Odie is pretty cool, though. In a doofus kinda way.

SnoVixn999 (11:17:45 PM): so find someone looking for a roommate and just move in
StrikeoutK (11:18:30 PM): only if she's 5'8" and dirrrrty blonde

We tried to play poker one night at Gerald's house but ended up not playing because somebody gayed out. You can go figure out who.

Played basketball at the rec. Some hs kids were there so we played some full court. Did alright. Better so in the first game than the second. Probably cuz I'm getting old. Damn kids. Walked by the pool, but there were no lookers. I do hear that the good looking pool attendants are back now. Will have to check that out.

Went to the pool sometime. Swam laps for the French. Save the models!!!

StrikeoutK (10:05:20 PM): but don't be fooled
StrikeoutK (10:05:24 PM): those could be a cups in disguise

So last week was orientation for San Jose SU. It started at the ridiculous hour of 9:00 AM, but wanted people showing up around 8:30 for breakfast and registering. The free breakfast they gave us consisted of donuts and fruit, with weaksauce coffee. Probably leftover shit from the cafeteria or something. Parking was also not cool, six dollars for a day ticket, slated to rise I believe.

The whole introduction portion of the day was pretty useless. I wanted to fall asleep. Talked about how to sign into the online system and junk like that. Only thing good was a girl that had a great ass. That is all. Afterwards was GE counseling. It was pretty useful. Turns out GE certification means jack shit. That's good. I'm probably going to have to go back for a counseling session to see what areas I haven't covered yet.

corinnyo (12:03:40 AM): fuck you
StrikeoutK (12:03:48 AM): i'll hold you to that

Lunch was a two block walk to TK (thanks to Chester for the info). Before that I stopped by the Albertson's next door and got the Pepsi Edge to try it out. Sucks big time. The Coke C2 definitely tastes closer to real Coke than Pepsi Edge does to the real Pepsi. I could just start drinking C2 from now one, but damn, if those carbs/sugar/calories are that important to someone on a diet, then just don't drink soda at all then? Oh the TK was a gyp. They came back with my food three minutes after I ordered it. When I asked for bean sprouts, the dude said it was already in there. They clearly were not. Trying to jack me. Damn fobs.

After lunch was major advising. The most useful part of the day. I applied under a speech-communications major, but it turns out I may want/should be there as a journalist/mass communications major instead. Bwhahaha journalist. Actually, I do know I write well when I want to so, uh, haha for that too. I'll probably be taking classes from both majors until I decide wtf to do. Then I left.

StrikeoutK (5:17:58 PM): or make your sister
StrikeoutK (5:18:05 PM): she's going to have to learn how to do wifely chores eventually

I stopped by pepboys on the way back to get some free car wax they had. The chick behind the counter fooled me. Turned out to be a "light skinned Mexican", as Chester says. She looked dirrrrrty. Oh boy.

The god damn drive to and from campus averages fifty minutes. GOD DAMNIT!!! Fuck any classes before 9:30 AM fosho.

"The point of this post is to point out the demographics of SJSU: 31.7% chinamen and everyone else that looks like one, and that number probably includes those with the accents who can't pronounce v's and w's. Then there's 7.0% flips, and 0.6% from the small islands in the Pacific no one gives a damn about. "Shit on me." Finally, there are 26.3% of the white man, making them a minority. To borrow another tardedman quote, "fuck the world." There are more women enrolled than men, but that's pretty much true of every campus these days (wizll.com)."

Final thoughts about SJ scenery: I'm fucked. Oh...

[03:28] oh yea remember that thing you were saying about your chick ballooning up
[03:31] me: yeah
[03:31] i was just thinking back and that happened to me haha
[03:31] when i was a senior, i was totally into this one super blond frosh girl who looked like a mini pamela anderson
[03:32] and i had girls for the next 3 years keep tabs on her for me
[03:32] me: lolool
[03:32] even ONE year later.. she ballooned up
[03:33] yeah it was quite demoralizing
[03:34] she just grew.. like any normal girl does with hormones, just not in the way i imagined
[03:34] me: like arms, thighs
[03:34] arms, butt, thighs
[03:34] of course i didn't mind her chest getting even bigger hehe
[03:34] but then i heard after graduation that she got chest reduction surgery
[03:34] i was near tears
=((

[16:52] i'd rather have a girl with fake tatas than an A-cup haha
[16:52] cause most of the time you gotta look at them with clothes on
-[16:53] i disagree!
-[16:53] i'd rather have the a cups
-[16:54] because there is no position where fakes look good
-[16:54] doggie, cowgirl, missionary... all bad
-[16:54] only reverse cowgirl!
What do you guys think?

StrikeoutK (7:16:33 PM): you wouldn't remember a girls name if she stamped it on your head
StrikeoutK (7:16:39 PM): both of them

[02:23] i need to develop a good line when a girl says something like "i never shop at VS cause it's for girls with bigger boobs"
[02:23] help me think
-[02:25] "why is it that flat chicks always talk about boobs"
-[02:26] that should get them to shutup pretty quick

[16:56] whenever i go on trips for work i go to strip clubs
[16:56] texas strip clubs are surprisingly disappointing!
[16:56] "everything is bigger in texas"
[16:56] lies

-[02:28] and i was thinking, hmm well, they're not bad from where i'm standing
[02:28] tell her to prove it to you

Mizouse84 (9:46:57 PM): all the girls are berkeley are fugly
StrikeoutK (9:47:19 PM): no need to say that again

(11:19:47 PM): yeah i know how are you gonna get laid if you stil live at home
(11:19:56 PM): everyone knows college is free sex and alcohol

[00:57] i saw this girl today, she had the PERFECT tan on a really great and firm body
[00:57] on her butt it said Hawaii
[00:58] and on her shirt it read Hawaii Pacific University
[00:58] i wanted to lick her

[05:34] so this whole time, it's like i've been just holding hands with a hot chick when it's been begging me to bang her

[16:18] and i dreamed i was baking cookies
[16:18] coicidentally it is fucking hot today

Chanman 007 (7:46:42 PM): i wanna see them first
Chanman 007 (7:47:01 PM): bigger is better

[05:24] (she) has a really wide mouth too
[05:25] me: better for her to...
[05:26] eat too much food and rack up the dinner bill
[05:26] small mouths can provide a nice tight fit

DasButh228 (10:02:39 PM): i'd take that
StrikeoutK (10:02:48 PM): i bet
DasButh228 (10:02:55 PM): would you?
StrikeoutK (10:02:59 PM): yeah
DasButh228 (10:03:03 PM): wow
DasButh228 (10:03:09 PM): jerry says yes to an asian chick
StrikeoutK (10:03:13 PM): she's probably rich

StrikeoutK (10:11:50 PM): you're already gonna hit her friend's sister up
StrikeoutK (10:11:55 PM): so you should just be cool about everything

DasButh228 (10:12:08 PM): meaning i'd rather have my sister have one serious boyfriend as opposed to being a complete and utter slut
StrikeoutK (10:12:18 PM): i would hope so, unless you're getting paid for each one

StrikeoutK (2:11:22 AM): 6'0"
ShrimpSiumai (2:12:49 AM): even you'd get own on this one
StrikeoutK (2:13:00 AM): i'd love every bit of it
StrikeoutK (2:13:35 AM): in a 69 she'd be licking MY knee caps

(4:20:12 AM): niggas were Gods second mistake fool
(4:20:14 AM): not women
Haha lol.

(3:21:11 AM): so unfortunate not one of us came out of hs with that
StrikeoutK (3:21:19 AM): wrong crowd
(3:22:47 AM): more like lack of balls
StrikeoutK (3:22:50 AM): haha well you can say that about any of the hot ones
StrikeoutK (3:23:03 AM): but i'd rather say wrong crowd
StrikeoutK (3:23:06 AM): and make it sound better for everyone

StrikeoutK (1:10:31 AM): hopefully two things happen:
StrikeoutK (1:10:36 AM): 1) there aren't a lot of chongs
StrikeoutK (1:10:40 AM): 2) there is at least one looker
ShrimpSiumai (1:10:45 AM): there will be
StrikeoutK (1:10:51 AM): chongs or lookers
ShrimpSiumai (1:11:56 AM): 10:1
ShrimpSiumai (1:13:06 AM): the 1 is the white
StrikeoutK (1:13:17 AM): hahahhahaha
ShrimpSiumai (1:13:18 AM): don't get fooled by light skinned mexicano

StrikeoutK (10:42:03 PM): there was an a team in there, with a c cup
ShrimpSiumai (10:42:07 PM): WTH
StrikeoutK (10:42:09 PM): and she was stretching out
StrikeoutK (10:42:12 PM): and sticking her chest out
ShrimpSiumai (10:42:18 PM): you musta been witnessin teh impossible
StrikeoutK (10:42:27 PM): must have been the heat
ShrimpSiumai (10:42:33 PM): hahah
ShrimpSiumai (10:42:46 PM): shoot, i know metal expands under heat stress, but i didn't know boobs did also

StrikeoutK (1:30:53 AM): fuck, do i look like a doctor?
hippo tardimus (1:31:01 AM): i don't know about looks
hippo tardimus (1:31:04 AM): but you don't have the brains
hippo tardimus (1:31:05 AM): hahahaha
=(((

StrikeoutK (10:17:08 PM): at least your boobs dont point downward for another 15 years
corinnyo (10:18:17 PM): :-(
StrikeoutK (10:21:24 PM): good luck with that
StrikeoutK (10:21:31 PM): and if shit hits the fan, marry a plastic surgeon

[21:27] if she just didn't wear those jeans that night i would leave her alone

(2:17:00 AM): cause we had like 1 month of benifits
StrikeoutK (2:17:04 AM): hahahhaha wtf
StrikeoutK (2:17:09 AM): explain
(2:17:13 AM): holding hands and hugging
(2:17:17 AM): no kissing yet
(2:17:18 AM): haha
StrikeoutK (2:17:18 AM): oh hahaha
StrikeoutK (2:17:20 AM): i was like damn kid, you hella beat me

(2:19:16 AM): i think her friend wanted me too

(2:30:13 AM): she was real FOBBY
(2:30:26 AM): her breath stinked
(2:30:29 AM): so like ewww
That's no good.

(2:33:21 AM): my friend said she was crying cause of me
StrikeoutK (2:33:37 AM): i don't think i've ever done that
StrikeoutK (2:33:39 AM): damn you, lucky bastard

(2:37:30 AM): she went up to me and broke up with me
(2:37:34 AM): i got sad for the day
(2:37:35 AM): haha
(2:37:37 AM): for like 4 days
(2:37:39 AM): then i was over it
Because that's how it should be.

StrikeoutK (3:08:31 AM): are you sure she's not part asian
StrikeoutK (3:08:31 AM): oh
(3:08:46 AM): usually it would be | oo|
StrikeoutK (3:08:49 AM): LOL
(3:08:49 AM): but its like | |

StrikeoutK (3:21:51 AM): if you kinda like these girls now, or even just know them
StrikeoutK (3:21:59 AM): put in a few years investment
StrikeoutK (3:22:05 AM): by then they'll fill out
StrikeoutK (3:22:14 AM): i shit you not
StrikeoutK (3:22:18 AM): cuz you'll still think the same way and still like the same things
StrikeoutK (3:22:23 AM): and by then, they might be there

StrikeoutK (3:24:24 AM): it's a fine line
StrikeoutK (3:24:25 AM): cuz like, hot chicks who are bitches suck
StrikeoutK (3:24:33 AM): but hot chicks who don't know it are dumb

StrikeoutK (4:24:38 AM): are you more into asian chicks
(4:25:26 AM): yeah haha
(4:25:30 AM): u?
StrikeoutK (4:26:26 AM): no

"drove down to irvine last weekend for a graduation. weather wasn't hot enough. in the whole helter skelter of the procession, i missed seeing my sister walk down the aisle. my dad claims i was checking out chicks. truth be told, all those girls LOOK THE SAME. asian. check. colored hair. check. heavy make-up check. black robes. check. i swore i saw like 7 girls that i thought was her at first. definitely not my fault (hank's xanga)."

StrikeoutK (12:40:35 AM): so while she's on her knees doing her job
StrikeoutK (12:40:42 AM): he reaches down into her shirt from the top and grabs her boobs
StrikeoutK (12:40:50 AM): and she says "damn, you're outta control"

StrikeoutK (1:53:31 AM): cuz she has exp with men now
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:41 AM): HAHHAHA
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:44 AM): not just asian men
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:45 AM): WHITE MEN
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:46 AM): hahahhahahahHAAHHAH
StrikeoutK (1:53:48 AM): enough exp to dump one
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:51 AM): ain't going back
ShrimpSiumai (1:53:54 AM): it's over
StrikeoutK (1:53:56 AM): not like you wouldn't do the same