Yes, yes. Another year gone by. Older, but somehow not so much wiser hahaha.

"Shut up and put some quotes up," you say. I hear ya. Soon... soon.

on the outside shyin' away, on the inside dyin' to say...

Today I snoozed three times as long as I normally do. I tried to fix my sleeping schedule by sleeping four hours the "night" before, but I guess I ended up just messing it up some more. Or as Gerald said:

(5:24:54 PM): i think the sleeping at 6 was the problem

Last weekend we played poker for the first time in a few months. It was fun to do that again. Kevin and I took it down, baby.

The best thing I got for you all is that I watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe on dvd the other day. It was okay. They say the next one will have more action/battle sequences and better special effects. We shall see.

Taking part in my civic duty, I voted on Super Tuesday. The girl in the booth next door must have jogged there because she was wearing a white tank top and short shorts. I almost voted for Mike Gravel. Got my sticker and it has assumed its spot on my desk with the others.

Picture break for the underrated Anne Hathaway of "The Princess Diaries" and "The Devil Wears Prada" fame.


I was in court in Hayward the other day to take care of a speeding ticket and the whole time waiting in line I felt like a criminal. My dad:

"I know how you feel. I went to court in Compton once..."

Can't compare with that. Also while I was in line I overheard two people talking behind me. Some woman goes "and I'm close to 80 years old!" and the dude goes into his "whoa you don't even look it!" and "I would have never guessed!" speech. He was a black dude nearing 60. The first thing I thought to myself was "no wonder... it's in their genes. Passed down from one generation to the next." I still wanted to get tf out of there asap.

I also went in to the lab for a blood test just to make sure everything was working correctly. They are. There some high school aged girl came in all anxious and nervous about getting poked with the needle. When the lab dude came by and asked "who's next?" and I pointed to the chick, she seriously wasn't ready and was like "he's next he's next!" This only made me nervous because I'm a pansy when it comes to needles. When the dude was prepping my arm after tying the strap on and cleaning the area he totally stabbed me and began the extraction without asking me to squeeze the stick thingy. This surprised me because that was the first time I've never squeezed the stick. On my way out I did my best to reassure the kid that everything would be alright and gave her a "you'll do alright." No word on whether or not the glass windows shattered when she probably screamed.

At Circuit City a really tall and thin blonde teenage girl walked in wearing ear buds and playing a PSP. Talk about breaking the stereotype. Reports of her playing Jeanne d'Arc like one Jenna Haze remain unconfirmed.

I drew this a few weeks ago. I will neither describe what it is or explain why I drew it.


Let's take a timeout and check out the super pretty Maria Menounos. We've seen her mostly as an entertainment "journalist" with a few smaller roles in "One Tree Hill" and the "Fantastic Four" movie.


I was browsing the internets and I came across this Complex Magazine interview with Olivia Munn. Excellent use of the hapa genes here. There are better quotes on the second page of the interview, but here are some highlights:

C: Did you ever think you’d reach the heady heights of doing a photo shoot with fake, um, ejaculate in your wig?
Olivia Munn: I’ve always aspired to it, but I didn’t know if it would ever come true. I wanted it in my eye for one of the [There’s Something About Mary homage] shots, but they said it was too much.

C: You’re aware that you’re absurdly fit, right?
Olivia Munn: I’m a surfer and I’m OK with being called “athletic looking,” but when people say you look “healthy,” they mean you’re a fatty.

C: Have you learned a lot hosting G4’s sex advice segment “In Your Pants”?
Olivia Munn: Still a virgin.

C: A virgin?!
Olivia Munn: Oh, just in my ass. The other way, I’ve slept around a lot.

C: Plus, that leaves a glimmer of hope for amorous fans.
Olivia Munn: Well, I’m not married, and I cheat on my boyfriend regularly, so there’s hope for everybody!

C: Looks aside, guys love you for being into or knowledgeable about a lot of “guy things.” Is there anything guys love that you don’t?
Olivia Munn: Um, eating vagina.

That boys and girls, is golden. From what I've read about her she's pretty cool. To have that sense of humor, you have to be. The pictures from her spread and a video of her playing Wii Boxing are in that link above. I recommend paying attention in particular to 45-60 seconds of the video. What a champ. I approve.

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Here we have the sparkling Molly Sims and the delicious Ali Larter. You like how I worked with what I had there? A gift, I know.




Here are one third of my stash of quotes from after September 06 to October 07. Again keep in mind these are oooooold. Like a 30 year old.

StrikeoutK (2:53:38 AM): cuz i would like to ask a favor
DasButh228 (2:53:47 AM): talk to a white chick?
StrikeoutK (2:53:50 AM): dude i can do that shit on my own
DasButh228 (2:53:56 AM): haha i know
StrikeoutK (2:54:00 AM): ok i lied
StrikeoutK (2:54:01 AM): maybe not

hippo tardimus (1:39:26 PM): if i wasn't asian i'd probably hate asians
StrikeoutK (1:39:33 PM): i concur

hippo tardimus (2:09:59 PM): i wonder if the kkk takes asians

[17:01] a judge declared the strike illegal
[17:01] how come its not fixed
-[17:02] when has a nigger obeyed the law?

[03:02] this hella cute young girl came in, stared and pointed at me and went "hey i know you!"
-[03:02] oooh is the that young one?
[03:02] i was like 'WT, i don't know any kids!"
[03:03] this is the 'other' young one
-[03:03] LOL
[03:03] whos' even cuter with braces
-[03:03] oh jeez
-[03:03] 15 gets you 20
[03:03] but lately she's been showing up on monday nights with her posse
[03:03] i think she's 16
-[03:03] NICE
-[03:03] i mean
-[03:03] OMG
[03:03] she is super cute tho

[03:09] i didn't have an 'in'
-[03:10] you knew where she worked every day!
[03:10] heh
-[03:10] and when she changed jobs we probably knew within a week
[03:10] that's not an 'in', that's stalking

[03:26] i am just focused on one project
[03:27] but you can't let the others just die

[15:37] there's always the one abused asian girl who has sex with two or more different people that night too

StrikeoutK (9:35:34 PM): you want kids now?
hippo tardimus (9:35:44 PM): fuck no
hippo tardimus (9:35:49 PM): but i want to make babies

StrikeoutK (12:43:53 AM): she is the single most wasted use of hapa potential i have ever known

hippo tardimus (12:44:17 AM): her head got too funny shaped too fast

hippo tardimus (6:56:15 PM): that is just everything that is wrong about chicks
hippo tardimus (6:56:26 PM): purses that are hundreds of dollars, shoes
hippo tardimus (6:56:29 PM): its bullshit hahaha
StrikeoutK (6:57:43 PM): haha sorry to break this to you but
StrikeoutK (6:58:05 PM): any woman worth banging is into previously mentioned items

hippo tardimus (11:10:27 PM): white people are crazy
hippo tardimus (11:10:32 PM): black people are stupid
StrikeoutK (11:10:44 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (11:10:51 PM): and chongs are cheap

hippo tardimus (11:46:33 AM): congrats on getting up before noon

hippo tardimus (4:25:48 PM): i wanted her to be a virgin forever
StrikeoutK (4:25:54 PM): LOL hot white girl you wish StrikeoutK (4:26:02 PM): what do you think she is, asian?

(4:41:04 PM): oh shit
(4:41:09 PM): today i had a 13 year old girl
(4:41:16 PM): her cleavage was great

hippo tardimus (12:09:47 AM): for someone from california
hippo tardimus (12:09:50 AM): snow is bullshit

StrikeoutK (12:56:53 AM): it almost makes me want to help the poor people, but then i remember if they had health care they would continue to be poor and unproductive
hippo tardimus (12:57:16 AM): well that's life hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:57:32 AM): if there is universal health care then the care that rich people like us get would be shit
StrikeoutK (12:57:44 AM): hahahha we would get the shitty doctors that work at the barrio clinics!
hippo tardimus (12:58:33 AM): yes

[00:51] so..her head was on his lap and she was about to do the deed but she threw up
-[00:52] lol --[00:52] lol
[00:52] and then...he cleaned up....went outside to talk to another bro and the other bro told him to go back
[00:52] so he took his pants off thsi time
[00:52] and she throws up on him again
[00:52] haha
-[00:52] pwnt
--[00:52] uh
[00:52] and then...he cleaned up again
[00:52] and then they started making out and she threw up in his mouth
[00:53] and he gave up and kicked her outside

biology kicks virtue's ass

[15:39] my ass resembles the gates to fuckin hell

hippo tardimus (6:08:19 PM): this is my friend with the white fiance
StrikeoutK (6:08:27 PM): oh shit nice
hippo tardimus (6:08:42 PM): hhahaha
hippo tardimus (6:08:44 PM): a rarity man

hippo tardimus (6:08:51 PM): there was also a couple there
hippo tardimus (6:08:56 PM): white guy with big tittied asian
StrikeoutK (6:09:01 PM): haha those are more common
hippo tardimus (6:09:07 PM): yes
StrikeoutK (6:09:13 PM): not the big tittied asian though

hippo tardimus (8:04:23 PM): the way you need to see every girl is that the next ones or the rest may not be as young

hippo tardimus (9:41:50 PM): she not super hot
hippo tardimus (9:41:54 PM): but she's not fat or really ugly
StrikeoutK (9:42:03 PM): are you trying to say average

hippo tardimus (8:47:12 PM): all of africa should just suicide and start over

hippo tardimus (5:08:19 PM): his roommate said he could hear them humping all the time
hippo tardimus (5:08:21 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:08:25 PM): like her head banging against the wall

hippo tardimus (11:44:05 PM): hahah ok you were right
hippo tardimus (11:44:10 PM): i was fooled by makeup

[17:18] treat every boob you kiss as possibly the youngest boob you ever kiss for the rest of your life

[13:57] she was hot
[13:58] but she was wearing a sweatshirt so she could not achieve the highest ranking

[19:21] they are both young, thin, and hot

hippo tardimus (9:15:31 PM): maybe this semester
hippo tardimus (9:15:36 PM): you should look for an asian girl
hippo tardimus (9:15:37 PM): so you can at least get your pee pee touched
hippo tardimus (9:17:02 PM): you better start harnessing your chi
hippo tardimus (9:17:09 PM): tomorrow is crucial!

[22:30] then i find out she's only 18 haha
-[22:31] too old
[22:33] over the hill

[22:42] this one is a nice thin brunette
[22:42] who bent over for me and let me peek down her top by accident
[22:42] i saw a 32B

[00:46] you have to be not afraid to say "yea he's good looking" if a guy is
[00:46] it really opens a chick's eyes
-[00:46] i hadn't passed judgement on the dude at the time haha
[00:47] hahah
[00:47] as gay as it may sound as long as you keep it within reason, girls will be impressed!
-[00:48] very good knowledge ty
[00:49] hehe
[00:49] but inside you know that you're just trying to get into the chicks' pants, in the long run :P

hippo tardimus (11:55:05 PM): well its for the curious george soundtrack
hippo tardimus (11:55:22 PM): this music will most definitely help you get some panties dropped

hippo tardimus (11:53:53 PM): you need to stop thinking women need to be perfect
StrikeoutK (11:53:57 PM): fuck
hippo tardimus (11:54:06 PM): you complained about mandy moore

(6:11:10 PM): the us should kick out all the ahabs and persians here and say they can't come back until they fix their people

hippo tardimus (12:34:58 AM): you're not going to hump a hot white girl
StrikeoutK (12:35:11 AM): fuck man why do you have to sink my ship
StrikeoutK (12:35:23 AM): your ship is right next to mine in port
hippo tardimus (12:35:28 AM): you ship is already on the bottom of the ocean
hippo tardimus (12:35:39 AM): it went up in the air and cracked in half and all the people fell out

SLObearsi (10:32:50 PM): is she really 15
(10:33:04 PM): yeah nigga 14 i think
SLObearsi (10:33:07 PM): holy shit
SLObearsi (10:33:08 PM): goddamn
SLObearsi (10:33:13 PM): bad thoughts
SLObearsi (10:33:16 PM): get them out of my head
(10:33:17 PM): i'd still hit it

[13:29] i wish my steak was emo...
[13:29] so it'd cut itself =]

hippo tardimus (11:46:35 PM): why the fuck do you need to be in the shower so long
hippo tardimus (11:46:38 PM): that is pretty girly
hippo tardimus (11:46:41 PM): or pretty asian

hippo tardimus (1:49:17 AM): white folks fuck more than asians

hippo tardimus (12:40:42 AM): you have been taking a shower for 50 mins
hippo tardimus (12:40:45 AM): that is fucking ridiculous

hippo tardimus (12:54:58 AM): you are metrosexual
StrikeoutK (12:55:01 AM): i need to maintain standards

hippo tardimus (1:56:39 PM): you could see her bra under if you looked hard enough
hippo tardimus (1:56:45 PM): and i was looking hard for an hour and a half

hippo tardimus (9:50:51 PM): ho man i went to teddy's bigger burgers
hippo tardimus (9:51:06 PM): the cashier was wearing the tightest lowrider shorts ever constructed
hippo tardimus (9:51:51 PM): it was a miracle of cloth and thread perfectly molded to her teen buttocks
StrikeoutK (11:03:53 PM): that is legal there

(7:05:26 PM): i know we've talked about this before but,
(7:05:38 PM): is it wrong to look at your friends and undress them mentally hahaha
(7:05:44 PM): and want to hump them on the spot

hippo tardimus (8:39:08 PM): she's more a hairy armpit cal girl i guess

hippo tardimus (10:42:26 PM): they are like women
hippo tardimus (10:42:31 PM): do shit that is impossible to understand

StrikeoutK (4:38:50 PM): she's got pretty eyes though
StrikeoutK (4:39:05 PM): so that cancels the tiniest bit of her nose out

[00:49] what's wrong with assuming baggage
-[00:52] cause you'd get beatdown if you get caught talking to the wrong girl heh

SLObearsi (11:15:17 PM): shes kinda high maintanence tho, only wears chanel glasses
StrikeoutK (11:15:26 PM): hahahaahha red flag btw
SLObearsi (11:15:40 PM): she bought me lunch tho, and my beer so i aint complaining to much
StrikeoutK (11:15:48 PM): don't be fooled
StrikeoutK (11:16:02 PM): those are relatively cheap compared to the time and money you would have to invest if you went further

[21:22] with everyone on the short hand attack there?
-[21:22] taking a gamb-o
--[21:22] i'm gonna give myself a short hand attack
-[21:22] you need a man with a slow-hand
[21:23] go for the five hole

(8:10:52 PM): then he pulled out and had that look that makes me feel like a philanthropist

[02:16] i bring this up bc i was exchanging emails with a chick and she bent over and exposed some magnificent jugs
[02:17] i got tricked cuz she was wearing a jacket and i didnt think there would be much show
-[02:18] if you recall that seinfeld ep
-[02:19] it's like the sun.. take a peek, and then look away

hippo tardimus (6:26:39 PM): sc cheerleaders looking good
StrikeoutK (6:30:59 PM): lol
hippo tardimus (6:31:23 PM): cal cheerleaders not so good hahaha

hippo tardimus (11:45:00 PM): too bad you don't like asians and never want to have sex
StrikeoutK (11:45:17 PM): wtf why do you have to say shit like that?
hippo tardimus (11:45:25 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (11:45:25 PM): oh shit oh no
hippo tardimus (11:45:28 PM): because sir, i am keeping it real

hippo tardimus (3:33:40 AM): she's only like 15 or 16 now
hippo tardimus (3:33:45 AM): no wonder she has such a nice ass

SLObearsi (1:15:35 AM): and fuck (her). i just hung out with hella white girls
SLObearsi (1:15:40 AM): and its fantaqstic

SLObearsi (2:48:57 PM): my buddy was fucking his girl at the sports bar bathroom

[03:37] i even lent my car out to the other (guy), so he could drive home this chick i wingmanned for haha
[03:37] and by home, i mean, to HIS home haha

[03:47] there were 3 groups of girls celebrating their 'sweet 16'
[03:47] that was tight
-[03:47] oh man how perfect
-[03:47] stoopid california

corinny O (1:07:20 AM): your daily problems consist of what you will watch on tv and what you will eat

[03:18] but there are scandalous things with her female friends, like 3-someing with each other

[04:24] all women are annoying

[03:43] i winked at this girl at the bar
[03:43] and then later on, she found me outside the bathroom
[03:43] and i was like "err.. you're not as cute as my other friend, so see you later"

[00:07] too hardcore airbrushed heh
[00:07] i need to discover the flaws
-[00:08] wtf i've been pointing that out forever and everyone just told me to accept it as a fac tof life
[00:09] increases my expectations for regular white girls to exponentially impossible levels haha

[12:26] last night i had to dook like 5 times
[12:26] [my brother] was in the bathroom and i had to shit so bad i considered shitting in the sink
[12:26] i almost lost it
[12:29] i was either going to pass out or shit my pants

[13:19] i have an 18 year old mom patient taking xrays
-[13:20] hot?
[13:20] idk
-[13:21] why not
[13:21] i haven't fully checked her out yet
[13:21] hahahah
[14:01] hahah shit
[14:01] ok she was pretty hot
[14:01] but unfortunately she has chlymidia
[14:01] hahahaha
--[14:01] ...
[14:02] and her boobs were all saggy from carrying milk
[14:02] and she wrote down that she overdosed on weed

hippo tardimus (10:46:03 PM): girls named after months or seasons
hippo tardimus (10:46:05 PM): no good

hippo tardimus (1:06:11 AM): unless you really wanted to stay for some reason i don't care i guess
hippo tardimus (1:06:26 AM): maybe you will meet a girl and have serendipity 2

StrikeoutK (1:58:11 AM): salt lake city it is then haha
StrikeoutK (1:58:37 AM): where girls were skirts that go to 3 inches above the ankles

StrikeoutK (11:59:36 PM): you just want to see nude pics too
(11:59:39 PM): hahaha it would be hella weird
(11:59:50 PM): i'd jack off just cuz she's my friend
(11:59:50 PM): hahahah

hippo tardimus (2:06:44 AM): i wanted to hump is mom too

[03:55] 90% of the pleasure come from 10% of the women you meet
[03:57] yea 80% of the women out there just aren't the right one

hippo tardimus (12:21:00 AM): but i think she fucked a lot of men during school
hippo tardimus (12:21:02 AM): but not me
hippo tardimus (12:21:03 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:21:09 AM): hahahah what's wrong with you
hippo tardimus (12:21:19 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:21:24 AM): did you notice she's white?

hippo tardimus (12:38:13 AM): fuck people who don't want to share

hippo tardimus (12:41:10 PM): 100% of the sweet sixteeners is a bitch

[17:03] she had some soft boobs
[17:03] could've used less make-up

(2:26:32 AM): i'd walk up to her with my penis hanging out

hippo tardimus (11:29:30 PM): but you know what they say, "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed." StrikeoutK (3:15:57 AM): now you can see how she got knocked up
hippo tardimus (3:16:03 AM): hahah yeah man
hippo tardimus (3:16:15 AM): she was wearing one of those kind long rufflely shirts
hippo tardimus (3:16:20 AM): that is tight around the boobs
hippo tardimus (3:16:23 AM): and loose around the waist
StrikeoutK (3:16:31 AM): lol show off the preggo boobs
hippo tardimus (3:16:38 AM): hahah yeah man
hippo tardimus (3:16:40 AM): full of milk

[02:21] hahah forget her
[02:21] i heard from another source that she just wants money
[02:22] like the whole reason she was gonna try to attend law school was to just meet a rich husband

[12:27] "let's say... a spaceship lands, and the most beautiful girl walks out, and all she wants to do, is have the greatest sex in the universe with you"
[12:27] "it could happen"
[12:27] "and afterwards she will fly away, never to be seen again.... you're saying you wouldn't do it?"
-[12:27] sure
-[12:29] what if you have to eat a whole durian first
[12:30] then fuck that
-[12:31] it cant be that bad
[12:31] then fuckt hat
-[12:31] what if she had durian in her cooch and the only way to get it out was to eat it
[12:31] hahahaha
-[12:31] hahahaha
[12:32] it depends
[12:32] how long the durian has been there...i mean c'mon, they freeze it for a reason

[17:53] she has been already spun multiple times
[17:53] since she has a kid

corinny O (12:58:17 AM): she continues to complain to him about him
corinny O (12:58:25 AM): one day he just wasnt really in the mood to console
StrikeoutK (12:58:25 AM): stupid breezie
corinny O (12:58:28 AM): and she got all butthurt
StrikeoutK (12:58:31 AM): lololol
StrikeoutK (12:58:40 AM): someone give her an icepack for that fagina

(11:20:26 PM): how the hell are you ever going to have sex
(11:20:27 PM): hahahah
StrikeoutK (11:20:38 PM): i wonder that to myself every day

hippo tardimus (10:24:42 PM): even ugly chicks have power

corinny O (3:56:32 PM): well because with you, obviously looks matter

StrikeoutK (8:33:52 PM): let me ask you
StrikeoutK (8:33:54 PM): when you are with him
StrikeoutK (8:33:56 PM): are you thinking of "c-man"
StrikeoutK (8:33:59 PM): or some random nig
(8:34:02 PM): probably

[10:51] fuck i could use some pancakes
-[10:51] hahah
-[10:51] to make a comforable pillow?

(12:20:34 AM): ok im going to go have sex now
(12:20:41 AM): good night
StrikeoutK (12:20:43 AM): uh that was random
StrikeoutK (12:20:47 AM): but okay, tell me about it omrorow

(3:16:50 AM): he is this crazy filipino guy who was a bartender for like 10 years before they got married
(3:17:26 AM): so he was making jokes about how he used to work at strip clubs and shady places
(3:17:35 AM): so i'm sure he has titty fucked her repeatedly
(3:17:35 AM): hahahha

hippo tardimus (5:18:16 PM): she is gonna get it when i get there!
StrikeoutK (5:18:37 PM): you're gonna give it to her... idb

hippo tardimus (11:10:35 PM): when a woman wants to fuck she will fuck
StrikeoutK (11:10:58 PM): fuck how come that only works one way

hippo tardimus (8:58:17 PM): you could at least have gotten a bj
hippo tardimus (8:58:37 PM): she can't get pregnant from that

hippo tardimus (2:05:17 AM): trying to explain why women are fucking crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:22 AM): what a waste of time
StrikeoutK (2:05:25 AM): hahaha with trying to explain to a woman why women are crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:35 AM): i know
hippo tardimus (2:05:40 AM): honestly though, women are fucking crazy
hippo tardimus (2:05:51 AM): i don't see how some guys can get married
StrikeoutK (2:05:56 AM): agreed
hippo tardimus (2:05:57 AM): i swear a lot of it is
hippo tardimus (2:06:13 AM): getting married is what they think they should be doing so they do it
hippo tardimus (2:06:19 AM): or their bitch is pressuring them

[05:34] maybe she has a hot aunt or something
-[05:34] no not sister or mother, but AUNT

[11:04] i'd do a fat girl if she let me have her butt

StrikeoutK (10:06:25 PM): i want you to know
StrikeoutK (10:06:27 PM): right now i'm preferring brunettes over blondes

hippo tardimus (2:52:59 AM): only chicks cry because of stress

[16:00] lemme tell u a secret
[16:00] girls that like country music are easy

hippo tardimus (10:15:28 PM): white people aren't fun to party with they are too weird
StrikeoutK (10:16:14 PM): =(
StrikeoutK (10:16:24 PM): but we still want their women

(5:24:17 PM): otherwise i would marry her if she shaved her cooch

(6:20:56 PM): we did doggy
StrikeoutK (6:20:58 PM): YEAH DOG

StrikeoutK (9:16:05 AM): i brought home a white chick
StrikeoutK (9:16:18 AM): maybe between our ages but closer to your age
StrikeoutK (9:16:23 AM): but, everyone was still home
hippo tardimus (9:16:32 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (9:16:43 AM): fiction then

[18:34] but i heard from my friend
[18:34] that she was hanging out the window of her high rise apartment getting humped

[14:00] these young'ens are like energizer bunnies

[14:01] altho the intentions were to watch some movies..
[14:01] no movies were successfully watched

[14:04] do you feel 10 years younger hahaha
[14:04] hahha.. more like 8 years more tired

[14:08] well, seeing how she's only 1 year removed from being under 18

wizll 02 (7:51:32 PM): she be lookin pretty good not all pale haha

SLObearsi (5:45:54 PM): they were wearing clothes then all of a sudden, no clothes

SLObearsi (7:05:44 PM): and thats when that chick rubbed my chest hard
SLObearsi (7:05:54 PM): and gave me one of those fuck me stares
StrikeoutK (7:05:54 PM): with her tatas

SLObearsi (7:12:09 PM): she was wet in her bikini and she dried off by sitting on my lap and got me all wet
SLObearsi (7:12:12 PM): and hard

SLObearsi (7:14:04 PM): that asian bitch was like, hey i drove by ur hometown and thought of u
SLObearsi (7:14:08 PM): i was thinking, good bitch
SLObearsi (7:14:10 PM): i dont care

SLObearsi (7:18:08 PM): im gonna bang me a white bitch within a year
StrikeoutK (7:18:11 PM): lol
StrikeoutK (7:18:19 PM): i tell myself that every year too

hippo tardimus (7:50:07 PM): (she) went shopping...
hippo tardimus (7:50:23 PM): "this was a great deal. they are normally 550 but i got them for 280" shoes
hippo tardimus (7:50:59 PM): and she wants a 1600 dollar handbag
hippo tardimus (7:51:08 PM): if every woman is like that i'm very happy to never get married
hippo tardimus (7:51:15 PM): even if its her own money

hippo tardimus (7:20:48 PM): when she leaned over 3 times
StrikeoutK (7:20:55 PM): hah
hippo tardimus (7:20:56 PM): i could see all the way down to her stomach

[04:18] yesterday i heard the best 7 words, "so... what do you want me to do?"

hippo tardimus (3:38:34 PM): did i tell you i could see all the way down the shirt of my co resident
hippo tardimus (3:38:34 PM): like past her bra down to her pants
hippo tardimus (3:38:42 PM): hahhaha
hippo tardimus (3:38:45 PM): it was glorious

hippo tardimus (5:30:48 AM): Last time she said her leg's were hella weak
hippo tardimus (5:30:52 AM): All wobbly

[09:13] anyone here ever take a new dress shirt to the dry cleaner
[09:13] just so you don't have to iron it
-[09:21] get the woman to do it

[14:34] idb
-[14:34] overrated

twinklynsmilez (8:40:50 PM): are you still lookin at 13 year old jerry!?!
twinklynsmilez (8:40:59 PM): or di dyou upgrade to the 16-18 year old range?

twinklynsmilez (12:05:48 AM): jerry. you need a gf
twinklynsmilez (12:05:52 AM): go get one

[03:08] if you had a sister, you'd know what i'm talking about haha
-[03:08] well if you say it like that, so its okay for you to hump but not your sister?
[03:08] hahah of course
[03:09] double standards are made for that reason

[03:10] well the same thing happened to me
[03:10] on one of my earlier chicks
[03:11] i swear her dad looked like he was gonna kill me everytime i saw him

SLObearsi (9:24:02 PM): and she remembered my name the whole time
SLObearsi (9:24:05 PM): i forgot hers.

SLObearsi (9:25:42 PM): so the moral of my story is
SLObearsi (9:25:46 PM): we need to have (him) bump into girls
SLObearsi (9:25:49 PM): and just have him smile
SLObearsi (9:25:51 PM): and not talk
SLObearsi (9:25:55 PM): cuzhe ruins himself when he talks

[05:00] -panooch- i'm telling her you think she needs a pushup to get those results
[05:00] -panooch- she's going to hate you haha!

[05:10] -panooch- termites have eradicated that wood

(4:03:47 PM): and then she got on top
(4:03:49 PM): no condom.....
(4:03:50 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (4:03:56 PM): JESUS CHRIST
(4:03:57 PM): starting pumping away like 10 times and i was like wtf
(4:04:08 PM): quit that shit

SLObearsi (6:01:03 PM): beer pong
SLObearsi (6:01:18 PM): and she would lean right over the cups
StrikeoutK (6:01:21 PM): yeah dog
SLObearsi (6:01:29 PM): and her tits are pretty much out
SLObearsi (6:01:32 PM): so its like damnn
StrikeoutK (6:01:42 PM): hhahah dude you should have threw it off her rack
StrikeoutK (6:01:51 PM): that should be worth the whole table

Chanman 007 (1:36:23 AM): i'm telling you, if you some day come out of the closet
Chanman 007 (1:36:25 AM): i say you should be a spy
Chanman 007 (1:37:09 AM): i think you're gay sometimes

(3:53:31 AM): i forgot to tell you about this time it was great
(3:53:33 AM): me on top
(3:53:37 AM): humping her mouth
(3:53:38 AM): hahaha
(3:53:41 AM): that is pornstar

SLObearsi (3:46:19 PM): one was talking about barbie in a short skirt
SLObearsi (3:46:22 PM): and she had huge tits
SLObearsi (3:46:27 PM): so it kinda was a visual

hippo tardimus (5:43:22 PM): then she brought up that she got engaged a few weeks ago
hippo tardimus (5:43:22 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:43:26 PM): shit
hippo tardimus (5:43:26 PM): game over man game over

hippo tardimus (6:17:28 PM): you hate fobs
hippo tardimus (6:17:31 PM): but that is a total fob move
hippo tardimus (6:17:36 PM): living at home right now

(3:55:06 AM): who knows if someone will bite down after you gag them

(12:15:40 AM): she just should let us run a train on her ass
(12:15:51 AM): oops i didn't say that outloud

[05:12] of course, she's the one that's publicly only into guys with water hoses ..
[05:12] not that that's a problem for you .. .. .. ..

[02:51] her phrase is "i'm jail bait, do me and it's statutory rape"
[02:51] she was so proud of it

corinny O (5:42:15 PM): you are a thirteen yhear old girl at heart

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[16:31] i should buy that now and put it in storage for my future hot daughter
-[16:32] so her just-as-hot friends can sleep over

[01:15] last night my buddy was playing some strip poker with this girl at my house
[01:15] and after like 2 rounds, right after she had lost 2 in a row and her socks,
[01:15] she looks down and goes "i think i'm wearing the wrong bra"
[01:16] then she didn't want to play anymore haha

StrikeoutK (10:38:38 PM): when i don't know anything about someone that tells me that there is indeed something to find out

[00:05] have u guys ever encounteered a girl that was just really ugly
-[00:05] every day

StrikeoutK (12:10:11 AM): first of all
StrikeoutK (12:10:26 AM): her dating someone else has no Effect on your chances with her

ShrimpSiumai (12:11:27 AM): and in the end, it was straight

twinklynsmilez (2:50:46 AM): HAHAHAHAHHA
twinklynsmilez (2:50:51 AM): pansyyy
twinklynsmilez (2:50:59 AM): dood. you're not a lil girl. get over it.

[16:11] Having women friends is the worst. Having women friends is like having $19 in your bank account and standing at the ATM.
-[16:13] it's like having the asset but can't access them?

DasButh228 (3:04:09 AM): wow you used the term asian
DasButh228 (3:04:16 AM): instead of a team
StrikeoutK (3:04:20 AM): well she has a cups
StrikeoutK (3:04:22 AM): but she's cute so she gets a step up
DasButh228 (3:04:30 AM): tight pussy is all that matters

DasButh228 (3:19:35 AM): the asian chick white guy thing is true man
StrikeoutK (3:19:43 AM): lolol how
DasButh228 (3:19:54 AM): white guys fantasize about them
DasButh228 (3:19:59 AM): at least i do
StrikeoutK (3:20:06 AM): LOL you assho
DasButh228 (3:20:17 AM): shut up you want our women
DasButh228 (3:20:28 AM): so its all good

[15:48] i was feeding my puffer and then i sneezed
[15:48] and spilled fish food all over the carpet

StrikeoutK (11:56:37 PM): you always give good reasons
StrikeoutK (11:56:43 PM): which is more than i can say for some locals

DasButh228 (5:48:57 PM): cs is pretty competitve
StrikeoutK (5:49:15 PM): so are the chicks going after me

[02:16] that's like always using missionary and not letting her be on top
[02:16] it works but it doesn't give them a chance to play

SnoVixn999 (10:27:43 PM): do you have a picture you can send me ??
SnoVixn999 (10:27:46 PM): wait of course you would

[01:24] wow...yeah...that ass is like a perfectly shaped peach
[01:27] it would be a sin if a pimple landed on those cheeks

[22:21] i have seen too many bra sizes and chest while ringing girls up not to know
[22:22] biggest i have ran up was DD
[22:22] and smallest 32A
-[22:22] 40dd? was she black
[22:22] yes
-[22:22] was the 32a asian
[22:22] yeah
-[22:22] fuck i am good too

[23:03] calm down it's not that funny
-[23:04] berk nerd with drunk white chick
[23:04] she's a berk nerd too

(1:03:14 AM): fuck
StrikeoutK (1:03:23 AM): who
(1:03:23 AM): i have one more opportunity to talk to (a dude)
StrikeoutK (1:03:27 AM): oh him
(1:03:30 AM): i wanna fuck him

Eh Jay 7 (9:01:38 PM): plannin 3rd date when we get back to Irvine
StrikeoutK (9:01:45 PM): HEHE third date = first base
Eh Jay 7 (9:01:48 PM): gg this winter break
Eh Jay 7 (9:01:55 PM): wt are you newbie?
StrikeoutK (9:01:59 PM): wait wait i got that wrong
StrikeoutK (9:02:04 PM): second i meant
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:06 PM): 3rd date = 3rd base
StrikeoutK (9:02:09 PM): wtf haha
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:11 PM): one base per date mang
StrikeoutK (9:02:15 PM): you are better than i
StrikeoutK (9:02:20 PM): shit i've been pwnt
StrikeoutK (9:02:23 PM): ok you win
Eh Jay 7 (9:02:27 PM): yes sir

DasButh228 (1:10:24 AM): with saying youre in a relationship
StrikeoutK (1:10:28 AM): LOL
DasButh228 (1:10:48 AM): your obsession with hillary isnt considered a relationship my friend
StrikeoutK (1:10:57 AM): shit you, it's hilary with one L

StrikeoutK (3:11:18 AM): boo this bastard in legend of earthsee gets to kiss your gf
StrikeoutK (3:11:32 AM): how does that make you feel
Wai108 (3:12:41 AM): haha i think i'll manage

corinny o (12:04:45 AM): "yea i was gonna ask for your number so we could get together and study"
corinny o (12:04:54 AM): and i should have said "shoulda asked"
corinny o (12:05:08 AM): but no, i just continue the conversation like he never said nothin
StrikeoutK (12:05:11 AM): =( yes you shoulda
corinny o (12:05:12 AM): i am an idiot.

[16:49] she looks like if she took off her glasses and got rid of the coat she could work a stripper pole

[00:51] she can wrap my burrito anytime

StrikeoutK (9:18:42 PM): i think you and i here to rule over people like that
StrikeoutK (9:18:57 PM): and to keep them in their places
DasButh228 (9:19:00 PM): lol being on top of the food chain is great

sjsu is all asian people. if that's your thing then great, but it's not for me
-you're white girls right?
that's what they tell me.
-you always were.

[09:38] i feel like a bible beater
[09:38] i feel like i'm being beaten with a bible

StrikeoutK (8:06:21 PM): maybe they're goiing to a swingers party
corinny o (8:06:29 PM): probably, my parents are crazy

DasButh228 (12:41:09 AM): got a canker the size of china
StrikeoutK (12:41:22 AM): if it's anything like their breasts then it isn't that big

StrikeoutK (2:33:57 AM): i got pwnt this weekend
DasButh228 (2:34:02 AM): TB?
StrikeoutK (2:34:07 AM): lol no i wish
StrikeoutK (2:34:10 AM): means i got some
DasButh228 (2:34:15 AM): no fool lol
DasButh228 (2:34:19 AM): taco bell
StrikeoutK (2:34:23 AM): oh

corinny o (4:54:50 PM): you lazy sack of shit

(10:54:27 PM): wait i did kinda see boob today
(10:54:36 PM): there was a lady breastfeeding the lobby
StrikeoutK (10:54:40 PM): haha i seen that a few times
(10:54:47 PM): i did not take a long look though
StrikeoutK (10:54:54 PM): of course not, you are professional
(10:54:57 PM): those babies need to back off the nipple so i can see some

hippo tardimus (4:53:07 AM): listen to this bullshit
hippo tardimus (4:53:18 AM): he met this girl about a week before coming to hawaii
hippo tardimus (4:53:39 AM): she's vietnamese
hippo tardimus (4:53:39 AM): one of the lowest forms of asian

SLObearsi (7:52:22 PM): they went to sd and they said, the asians there are pussies
StrikeoutK (7:52:34 PM): hahaha gg, all nerds?
SLObearsi (7:52:45 PM): like, maggies roommate walked into one room i guess and only wearing a jersey
SLObearsi (7:52:48 PM): with panties underneath
SLObearsi (7:52:51 PM): and they didnt look at her
StrikeoutK (7:52:57 PM): hahahaha
SLObearsi (7:52:57 PM): until she was like, anyone want my jersey?
SLObearsi (7:52:58 PM): haha fucking nerds

SLObearsi (7:54:10 PM): i dunno man
StrikeoutK (7:54:12 PM): shit on me
SLObearsi (7:54:16 PM): i dont see no rack
StrikeoutK (7:54:20 PM): haha shit with remembering that
StrikeoutK (7:54:31 PM): im saying comparing to the other a team nerds
StrikeoutK (7:54:38 PM): but in your environment,
SLObearsi (7:54:43 PM): OOOH ok yea
StrikeoutK (7:54:47 PM): it's all white ppl
SLObearsi (7:54:47 PM): it's not bad then
StrikeoutK (7:54:56 PM): so you're vision perspective is off
SLObearsi (7:55:06 PM): HAHAHAH yes it was
SLObearsi (7:55:11 PM): sorry
SLObearsi (7:55:13 PM): sorry sir

StrikeoutK (1:46:06 AM): then you can meet them at the bars
hippo tardimus (1:46:10 AM): they are all uptight
StrikeoutK (1:46:11 AM): and keep pretending to forget their names
StrikeoutK (1:46:14 AM): and make out with them
hippo tardimus (1:46:15 AM): hahaha yeah that really works
hippo tardimus (1:46:21 AM): make them feel small
hippo tardimus (1:46:36 AM): but sometimes we really do forget them
hippo tardimus (1:46:38 AM): the ugly ones
hippo tardimus (1:46:43 AM): and we keep introducing ourselves
StrikeoutK (1:46:49 AM): haha that is understandable
hippo tardimus (1:46:53 AM): they go uh i was here last week

hippo tardimus (1:47:35 AM): i can never remember anyones name
hippo tardimus (1:47:52 AM): like right after they tell me
hippo tardimus (1:47:59 AM): unless they are really hot and i want to eat their butt

hippo tardimus (1:48:28 AM): its all the porno i watch
hippo tardimus (1:48:51 AM): that shit is giving me an unrealistic view of the world

corinny o (5:49:04 PM): okay, i aint talkin about her looks
corinny o (5:49:08 PM): do you ever think about anything else
StrikeoutK (5:50:02 PM): yes but just not first

corinny o (10:47:58 PM): plus they are both asian
corinny o (10:48:04 PM): so yeah, sorry
StrikeoutK (10:48:12 PM): hahaahhaha dude
StrikeoutK (10:48:22 PM): sometimes i am okay with that
StrikeoutK (10:48:50 PM): i feel shafted now when ppl tell me "but she's asian"

(1:26:26 AM): dude i have a virus!! how do i get rid of it!
StrikeoutK (1:26:38 AM): do you know what virus
(1:26:54 AM): no it says i have 1 though
(1:27:02 AM): think i just got it by lookin at porn online
(1:46:42 AM): im never looking at free clips porn online again

[03:54] she goes to chico... sketchy story there
-[03:54] i'm all ears (eyes)
[03:54] technically she "slept over" when she was 15 and i was in college haha
-[03:54] slept on the couch, i got it
[03:55] haha not my fault

[04:02] (she) purposely wore a loose-fitting tank top... on a COLD night
[04:02] i was like hello

[04:10] i have decided the appeal is mostly the fact that i can't have her heh

[04:38] cause there are always habitual patterns
-[04:38] so i've heard
[04:38] no one ever truly changes
[04:39] "my partying days are behind me"
-[04:39] so i've also heard
[04:39] yea right, i've heard that line plenty of times

[04:41] i don't chase girls to hook up with them. i just do it to keep myself entertained :D
-[04:41] that makes you the better man

oneeyesmiles (9:17:29 PM): dude ur blog is hella funny
oneeyesmiles (9:17:44 PM): random and just funny
oneeyesmiles (9:17:54 PM): always talkin about girls and shit

(7:42:18 PM): so there was like 2 guys i was jockin last semster right
(7:42:35 PM): arod and this other guy in my development studies class
(7:42:40 PM): but i never talked to him ever
StrikeoutK (7:42:42 PM): ok
(7:42:44 PM): it was admiration from a distance
(7:42:48 PM): well last night i was dancin in a sandwich between them BOTH
(7:42:58 PM): AND they know each other!
(7:43:01 PM): crazy
StrikeoutK (7:43:33 PM): lolollol
StrikeoutK (7:43:39 PM): you musta creamed yourself
(7:43:44 PM): oh yes
StrikeoutK (7:44:06 PM): you are making me jealous
(7:44:07 PM): i could have just died right there and been happy
StrikeoutK (7:46:40 PM): i'm happy you were... happy
(7:46:55 PM): FUCK I WAS HAPPY

corinny o (1:00:41 AM): will you hurry up and find a bitch so we can be happy together?
corinny o (1:00:42 AM): sheit
corinny o (1:02:38 AM): so i can be like "you know that feeling when..."
corinny o (1:02:44 AM): and you can say "why yes, i do"

StrikeoutK (4:30:26 AM): LOL
ShrimpSiumai (4:30:27 AM): =((((((((
StrikeoutK (4:30:28 AM): YOU ARE CONVERTED
StrikeoutK (4:30:29 AM): BWAHHHAHAHAA
StrikeoutK (4:30:55 AM): NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY COMPETITION

[02:21] that girl next to her is colder than the chicago winter

[16:15] stuffed like an a cup's bra

corinny o (11:47:23 PM): LOL
corinny o (11:47:26 PM): WHITE CHICKS

StrikeoutK (9:28:43 PM): more like her guns when she was in the jeep
StrikeoutK (9:29:01 PM): with looking at eyes... overrated

StrikeoutK (9:30:54 PM): hehe bending over on her bed
SLObearsi (9:31:07 PM): yes!
SLObearsi (9:31:09 PM): man thats the position in my dreams

[23:23] and she was talking about boobs
[23:24] saying that she is glad that she has some
[23:24] then i said...yeah..asian girls don't have any
[23:24] she laughed and said... yeah...those poor girls =(

ShrimpSiumai (4:08:46 AM): dude it's such a BACKFIRE when the girl isn't hot in a vid
ShrimpSiumai (4:08:57 AM): it's like, mindaswell use a dude
StrikeoutK (4:09:02 AM): haha i know
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:06 AM): don't you think
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:08 AM): seriously
StrikeoutK (4:09:13 AM): not worth watching
StrikeoutK (4:09:20 AM): just like girl's xangas
ShrimpSiumai (4:09:20 AM): it makes it WORST
StrikeoutK (4:09:23 AM): not worth reading if there are no picture

[01:58] she's been creaming on me ever since our last call night together
[01:58] 5 nights ago, when the patient died right in front of both our eyes
[01:58] and i brought him back

[04:44] that's for me to know
[04:44] and her to blow

[19:33] hehe i tricked them, they kept hollering "no pics! no pics!"
[19:34] and so i held the camera behind my back and pre-triggered the flash
[19:34] and then busted it out and WHAMMO, no flash delay hehe

StrikeoutK (10:47:34 PM): is there any good porn lately
hippo tardimus (10:48:38 PM): its too difficult to sift through all that bad asian shit
StrikeoutK (10:49:14 PM): i'm getting to that point where im starting to know the dialogue in my pr0n

StrikeoutK (2:21:35 AM): i sat next to a girl with big boobs today
one will ton (2:21:59 AM): congrats

[02:27] straight in the streets, gay in the sheets

Chanman 007 (11:55:00 PM): i need a white gf
StrikeoutK (11:55:11 PM): wth

[14:54] we just need to accept the fact that prom is just an excuse to have kids pay outrageous ammounts of their McDonalds paychecks on a limo, tuxedo and a refridgerated flower in hopes of getting a sloppy hand job

twinklynsmilez (10:26:55 PM): if the kings were one man, i would marry him

corinny o (5:25:28 PM): but yea...hug..chitchat...i saved his life cuz a car was comin
corinny o (5:25:36 PM): obviously im a keeper.

[22:53] not bad
-[22:55] all the hot asian girls go for white guys
[22:55] go steal her
-[22:58] easier said than done
[22:58] easy peasy

[23:22] [some myspace link] had a class with the right one but i was too gay
[23:22] nice lift, cuz they wasn't like that from where i was sittin
-[23:23] nice development
--[23:23] you really do like horse faced girls
-[23:23] bwahah

[03:11] and i don't want to be tricked into it hehe
[03:12] you know, sometimes you start liking someone just cause you know them really well

SLObearsi (7:37:12 PM): god ur my hero

[00:53] well, the one on the far left is usually cute, when she has her mouth closed haha

hippo tardimus (9:58:32 PM): webber is the dumbest nigger in the nba though

SLObearsi (11:32:16 PM): im immuned to burritos

[02:32] and she gave me knuckles
[02:32] and i gave her fistt

StrikeoutK (11:28:37 PM): i will one day get to the bottom of this
So0o Pink (11:29:17 PM): too busy tryin to get to the bottom of it, maybe you should just try to get on top of it

[00:06] i'm not anti-horseface like i am anti-lindsay haha

ShrimpSiumai (11:22:51 PM): kings are losers

[23:18] is it a fad with white girls to have black hair now

[23:27] and then say... aa cups should just wear wife beaters

[23:28] every girl should know how to take their bra off under their shirts

[23:33] i am well versed but inexperienced

StrikeoutK (11:42:54 PM): with let them come to me, who do you think we are, white?

ShrimpSiumai (12:55:26 AM): I BEG you to look again
ShrimpSiumai (12:55:39 AM): don't pick up my scraps
StrikeoutK (12:55:54 AM): hahahaha if you had scraps like that
StrikeoutK (12:56:05 AM): i would dust the floor in front of you when you walk

[00:58] pansy...you too pansy for a pickup

[03:58] she hates me
-[03:58] maybe you tried to sneak a peek down her shirt when she was bending over
[03:59] tried?
-[03:59] there's not much to see actually

corinny o (12:00:07 AM): then i said "so whats up"
corinny o (12:00:16 AM): and he said "honestly, im just thinkin about kissing u"
corinny o (12:00:23 AM): "well i told you last time you could have"
corinny o (12:00:28 AM): "okay then i will"

[09:57] i was like uh ....
[09:57] she was a young cute nurse but she was already preggo
[09:57] guess it's a dry spell for her with a bun in the oven

"i would like to thank the world for milk and it's very beneficial affects on the human (female) form. i would also like to praise my ability to live vicariously through others. that is all.

sleep. and wtf with these pictures, i don't remember this chick being this chunky."

i just got on and you came in

hippo tardimus (11:25:15 PM): btw
hippo tardimus (11:25:21 PM): i will tell you one thing and then i am going to sleep
hippo tardimus (11:25:29 PM): give up on the white girls buddy
hippo tardimus (11:25:32 PM): nite

StrikeoutK (10:42:50 PM): i know my place
corinny o (10:42:58 PM): clearly you don't
corinny o (10:43:03 PM): if you are still going after white girls
StrikeoutK (10:43:03 PM): hahahaa
StrikeoutK (10:43:05 PM): oh shit
corinny o (10:43:10 PM): JUST
corinny o (10:43:11 PM): KIDDING
corinny o (10:43:13 PM): KIND OF

[01:56] hmm
[01:56] she looked a lot better live

[02:05] heheh
[02:05] well i hope he gets a B+
-[02:06] ??
[02:06] B+ is failing in chinese standards
-[02:12] that is some funky logic
[02:13] it's true
[02:14] if it's not an A, it might as well be an F
-[02:16] no wonder your pimping is so strong
-[02:16] it is either in the bed or nothing

(8:52:05 PM): both i could have hooked up with back in the day not knowing how they'd turn out to be
(8:52:16 PM): so i quote you, "fuck the world"

StrikeoutK (3:13:56 AM): http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=421639
StrikeoutK (3:13:58 AM): just dont pull that topic
StrikeoutK (3:14:00 AM): oh wiat
StrikeoutK (3:14:01 AM): fuck
StrikeoutK (3:14:03 AM): you already won there
StrikeoutK (3:14:04 AM): shit
StrikeoutK (3:14:04 AM): nvm

hippo tardimus (11:49:15 PM): this is gonna take a half hour!
StrikeoutK (11:49:35 PM): go whack off
hippo tardimus (11:49:56 PM): then what do i do for 29 minutes

[01:40] the other night i was just thinking about stuff
[01:40] ok not "stuff"
[01:40] just t&a

ShrimpSiumai (3:23:09 AM): would you date a 58 c asian or 58 c white
StrikeoutK (3:23:14 AM): uh what else are we looking at
ShrimpSiumai (3:24:08 AM): that's it, everything else is null
StrikeoutK (3:24:20 AM): then do you really have to ask?

StrikeoutK (3:33:18 PM): hey is it the angle, or is your friend kinda blessed
StrikeoutK (3:33:21 PM): hahaha
xlucky321x (3:34:11 PM): oh no she's blessed all right
xlucky321x (3:34:12 PM): HELLA blessed
xlucky321x (3:34:47 PM): yeah.. she used to be overweight but somehow when she lost the weight she kept the boobs

[18:45] how is that gayness known as school treating you
-[18:47] sometimes homo...sometimes hetero...always sexual
[18:47] sounds erotic

StrikeoutK (4:29:07 PM): how is the scenerey
StrikeoutK (4:29:10 PM): should be pretty damn good
SLObearsi (4:30:34 PM): yea its actually excellent
SLObearsi (4:30:39 PM): wow
SLObearsi (4:30:43 PM): its been good for a couple days now
StrikeoutK (4:30:54 PM): gg same here
StrikeoutK (4:30:58 PM): except
StrikeoutK (4:31:08 PM): they're all fobs and asians here

StrikeoutK (12:16:59 AM): this makes me believe all men are morons when talking to their exes

StrikeoutK (1:18:46 AM): bitches might be crazy
StrikeoutK (1:18:48 AM): but guys are fucking dumb

[02:45] or is it the liquid stuff with a type of soft thing that you roll around your face

[03:08] i find myself taking the stairs more often this week

corinny o (11:04:11 PM): you get some perverse pleasure out of hearing every detail of my intimate moments and YOU dont get ME?!
StrikeoutK (11:04:22 PM): no

Oh K Luser (7:32:07 PM): but you enter from the back

[21:17] uh crap haha
[21:17] the parmesan cheese in my kitchen that i'd been using for my spaghetti this week has an expiration date of 4/99
[21:18] i've been using this thing for 6 years then haha

StrikeoutK (5:46:20 PM): that is one homo loving school you go to

[23:23] he can have a tiny jimmy. still win. finish in 3.5 seconds. still win

DasButh228 (10:36:04 PM): ah typical asians
DasButh228 (10:36:10 PM): no fun
DasButh228 (10:36:24 PM): work ^ infinity
StrikeoutK (10:36:25 PM): LOL i am trying to be cool
StrikeoutK (10:36:35 PM): give me some credit?
DasButh228 (10:37:33 PM): already given

StrikeoutK (4:23:07 PM): today i was walking on stairs
corinny o (4:23:10 PM): wow i did that today too.
StrikeoutK (4:23:17 PM): that's great!
StrikeoutK (4:23:43 PM): and i was walking behind a girl wearing sweats pants (which i normally hate)
StrikeoutK (4:23:49 PM): but it was ok cuz her ass was speaking to me

StrikeoutK (10:39:59 PM): i told you foo
StrikeoutK (10:40:01 PM): your sisters friends !!!!!
DasButh228 (10:40:06 PM): ROFL she works at hollister now
StrikeoutK (10:40:17 PM): oh shit oh no
DasButh228 (10:40:21 PM): (dont stalk her please)
StrikeoutK (10:40:22 PM): i might have gotten a boner off her
StrikeoutK (10:40:23 PM): sorry

StrikeoutK (7:21:33 PM): wth do something about it woman
corinny o (7:22:17 PM): i can't jack off i dont have a dick

StrikeoutK (5:37:41 AM): you realize there is no merit in arguing over quality of chongs
StrikeoutK (5:37:48 AM): by definition it is a losing argument

"hey i respect that, i mean look i'm not telling you to fall in love with me here and i'm not trying to replace your wife. i'm just talking about two consenting adults having some casual sex. let's look at this logically: you rent porn and touch yourself right. well if you're not sweating how your wife would feel about you and porn then you shouldn't sweat what i'm proposing cuz it's the same thing, only somebody else is doing the touching and you're saving a two dollar rental fee. come on stud, man cannot live on porn alone."

SLObearsi (4:34:38 PM): these things i cannot remember
SLObearsi (4:34:43 PM): i met like 5 girls last night
SLObearsi (4:34:46 PM): dont remember any of their names

SLObearsi (4:48:44 PM): we kind of want a puppy
StrikeoutK (4:48:48 PM): i know so you can get chicks
SLObearsi (4:48:52 PM): haha
StrikeoutK (4:48:52 PM): i completely understand
SLObearsi (4:48:52 PM): yea!
SLObearsi (4:48:55 PM): ding ding

DasButh228 (10:16:00 PM): if you can make her laugh, you can make her wet

DasButh228 (10:35:22 PM): you chongs tame your women well

[23:35] asian chicks do tend to have a lot of rug

[00:19] i don't mind diet pepsi personally
[00:19] so i don't fret over these things
[00:19] it does bug me when she promises an all-nude show and she leaves her thong on
[00:20] i'm like come on. cooch me

StrikeoutK (11:17:53 PM): ahdude are eletric toothbrushes worth it
hippo tardimus (11:18:13 PM): if you have no dexterity
StrikeoutK (11:18:25 PM): what about like the 20,000 revolutions per minute and stuff
StrikeoutK (11:18:44 PM): how do we compete with that
StrikeoutK (11:18:52 PM): is it just like how men can't compete with vibrators
hippo tardimus (11:18:58 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (11:19:04 PM): don't put those in your mouth
hippo tardimus (11:22:04 PM): stop worrying about your teeth and start worrying about your future
StrikeoutK (11:22:25 PM): haha they are part of the future
StrikeoutK (11:22:48 PM): how will i procreate with a chick over 7 with ugly teeth
hippo tardimus (11:23:05 PM): with your penis

hippo tardimus (11:26:56 PM): yao ming doesn't make them much better
StrikeoutK (11:27:17 PM): yao sucks, he has the chong mentality
StrikeoutK (11:27:34 PM): timid, shy, non agressive

hippo tardimus (2:14:15 AM): you think having a girlfriend has no negatives
hippo tardimus (2:14:26 AM): that is what guys with girlfriends will try to make you believe
hippo tardimus (2:14:35 AM): just wait
StrikeoutK (2:14:35 AM): nah i aint that naive
hippo tardimus (2:14:39 AM): yes you are
hippo tardimus (2:15:00 AM): you have no idea the mental warfare a woman can wage

StrikeoutK (2:19:20 AM): but i think i have a more superior mental dexterity than average
hippo tardimus (2:19:33 AM): hello there
hippo tardimus (2:20:02 AM): that you would make something up called "mental dexterity" shows that you are not ready to be given the rank of master

posted by jer at  3:28 AM

Continued. These are "more" recent.

corinny o (12:59:34 AM): i mean u cant be good with women unless you make the effort
corinny o (12:59:38 AM): u cant just be a deadweight
corinny o (12:59:43 AM): and expect them to come to you

StrikeoutK (2:59:27 AM): the way they carry themselves is just as important as their makeup and racks

StrikeoutK (11:00:46 PM): the pope said don't use condoms
StrikeoutK (11:00:52 PM): and the pope = god

DasButh228 (12:36:38 AM): i noticed something about nerd girls
DasButh228 (12:36:46 AM): the white ones at least have racks

Chanman 007 (12:47:40 AM): if she was with me earlier
Chanman 007 (12:47:44 AM): i would've kept her hot

DasButh228 (2:05:40 AM): size? and how much
StrikeoutK (2:05:43 AM): 6" thx
StrikeoutK (2:05:54 AM): for you, 5 dolla

StrikeoutK (6:16:12 PM): how come nobody can seem to come up with a valid reason or excuse anymore

hippo tardimus (3:16:36 AM): a chinky girl came in
hippo tardimus (3:16:48 AM): that i would do if she didn't need braces to bad
hippo tardimus (3:16:49 AM): hahaha

StrikeoutK (3:46:05 AM): when did you get your confidence with women
StrikeoutK (3:46:15 AM): the hot ones
StrikeoutK (3:46:20 AM): im not talking about the regular average ones
hippo tardimus (3:47:44 AM): birth

StrikeoutK (6:13:09 PM): well i go sometimes just to check out the chicks haha
So0o Pink (6:13:37 PM): well i could understand that, cuz you wouldn't ever talk to them
StrikeoutK (6:14:07 PM): FU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So0o Pink (6:14:18 PM): pwahahhaha

hippo tardimus (11:58:36 PM): you are wise beyond your limited iq

[17:06] what dumb lyrics
[17:06] what are these fuckin koreans thinking
[17:06] rather...don't they have ppl like...consulting them on their retardedness
[17:06] if not...shit
[17:06] i'll go apply for the job
[17:06] to sit aorund and say...no, that doesn't even make sense...try again
[17:07] no...u sound too fob...don't use that
[17:07] can they PLEASE get a proper english consultant

StrikeoutK (11:19:13 PM): i hope i didn't cockblock myself though by not going
corinny o (11:19:24 PM): obviously you did
StrikeoutK (11:19:31 PM): fuck me
corinny o (11:19:32 PM): unless it was an asian party
StrikeoutK (11:19:43 PM): no i think i mighta been the token
corinny o (11:20:05 PM): damn then u HELLA cockblocked yaself
StrikeoutK (11:20:13 PM): FUCK what have i done
corinny o (11:20:28 PM): white bitches are easy
corinny o (11:20:30 PM): tsk tsk
StrikeoutK (11:20:44 PM): you are preaching to the inexperienced choir

(5:50:23 PM): "uhh before u do that... do u have one? cuz apparently we used my only 2"
(5:50:39 PM): I DIDNT HAVE ONE EITHER
StrikeoutK (5:50:44 PM): LOL sucka
(5:51:09 PM): ugh i usually do have one too

[02:52] josie moran?
-[02:52] roger
[02:52] so hawt
-[02:54] wifey material
-[02:54] in my mind at least
[02:56] just cause she's white
-[02:56] dont be ridiculous
-[02:57] THEpansy appreciates hot, regardless of gender
-[02:57] crap

StrikeoutK (12:47:55 AM): i'd give her a 7/10
corinny o (12:49:12 AM): are they white
corinny o (12:49:16 AM): "of course"

corinny o (12:57:37 AM): anythin else interesting happen?
StrikeoutK (12:58:09 AM): um nice racks on a few?
StrikeoutK (12:58:25 AM): i think that is it
corinny o (12:58:51 AM): oh i meant anythin else in ur day.. i knew u were finished on that topic, i wasnt expecting an "oh yea i talked to them" or anything

StrikeoutK (1:01:27 AM): i discovered that the girl in front of me has her tongue pierced?
corinny o (1:02:57 AM): that is good cuz that means she must have turned around to talk to you
corinny o (1:03:00 AM): good job jerry!
StrikeoutK (1:03:28 AM): LOL THANKS

corinny o (12:49:46 AM): for you i wish good things, like hooking up with a girl who u can look at and be like "DAMN SHE'S HOT" and know she's also a good person

corinny o (12:28:50 AM): jerry, one day you will find an amazing beautiful woman who will set you straight and slap you when you are being a faggot like this and then have hot sex with you all night

corinny o (11:44:06 PM): i can pretty accurately say that girls live up to their physical potential when they go out.. to parties, on dates, to the clubs, etc.
corinny o (11:44:12 PM): all events you dont participate in
corinny o (11:44:30 PM): HAHAHHAHA
StrikeoutK (11:44:31 PM): fuck
StrikeoutK (11:44:38 PM): let me recall the few times i can remember
StrikeoutK (11:45:00 PM): fuck i will have to take your word

hippo tardimus (1:33:22 AM): are there a lot of dumbass niggers and crackers in your classes?
StrikeoutK (1:33:40 AM): not even niggers and crackers, everything
StrikeoutK (1:33:59 AM): that school has everything but good looking white girls

corinny o (8:42:42 PM): nothin like talkin on the phone knowin on the other line is someon real ugly

[01:20] those black ghosts took 20 minutes to make a fricken hamburger though
-[01:21] what is a black ghost
[01:21] hak gwai is the word for colored ppl in cantonese, which literally translates to "black ghost".. or "black monster"
-[01:22] i'm comfortable with nigger
[01:22] those damn niggers took 20 minutes to make a fricken hamburger though

StrikeoutK (12:14:40 AM): you are a horrible fuck buddy
corinny o (12:14:44 AM): LOL we aint fuck buddies!
corinny o (12:15:34 AM): cuz theres no fuckin goin on

StrikeoutK (12:22:22 AM): ok mistress
corinny o (12:22:30 AM): concubine, mistress sounds old
StrikeoutK (12:23:03 AM): wtf you wish you concubined with me

corinny o (10:24:32 PM): i can't offer personal feedback, but i know alot of people go there so it must be decent
corinny o (10:24:42 PM): then again you are in berkeley...
StrikeoutK (10:24:51 PM): fuck what are you saying
corinny o (10:25:00 PM): good luck with the lookers

StrikeoutK (10:25:02 PM): is it going to be a bunch of asian lightweights who think they are down with it
corinny o (10:25:32 PM): yea and worse
corinny o (10:25:36 PM): but nothing you wouldn't hit

hippo tardimus (11:30:08 PM): all i know about college bars is white sorority girls
hippo tardimus (11:30:20 PM): and asian girls who wish they were white sorority girls
StrikeoutK (11:30:21 PM): haha YES i will agree

corinny o (4:46:11 PM): hahaha you are going to be a quick shooter in the first few months

[19:05] saw quite a few with their moms
[19:05] i'm like woah... then the mom appears
[19:05] must be not old enough to drive

[10:45] i was gonna go today but it's overcast
-[10:46] why don't you go anyway
[10:46] the chances of girls in crop tops are a lot lower

[03:56] crap i have ventured to high school cousins friends pages on myspace
[03:56] MUST ABORT
-[03:56] scouting report
[03:58] i gave up

StrikeoutK (4:16:00 AM): oh SHIT i found (some broad's) myspace... don't wake up tho... she's still missing boobs

[04:25] mmm hello megan
[04:25] yikes, 16
[04:25] wth
-[04:25] first thought was "wish (you) was here"

[22:30] ugh
[22:30] something EXTREMELY unfortunate just happened in the elevator
[22:31] there were two flaming gay guys riding up with me, one was azn, the other was white
[22:31] one said to the other "i'm totally giving it to you tonight"
[22:31] and the other goes "nuh UH! it's my turn tonight!"
[22:31] i almost puked

StrikeoutK (3:01:29 AM): left older
StrikeoutK (3:01:30 AM): right younger
StrikeoutK (3:01:35 AM): older 17
StrikeoutK (3:01:37 AM): younger 16
StrikeoutK (3:01:38 AM): BWAYHAHAHAHA
hippo tardimus (3:01:51 AM): hhha
StrikeoutK (3:01:52 AM): what do you think
hippo tardimus (3:01:54 AM): thats legal in hawaii

hippo tardimus (1:00:21 AM): a few years ago there would have been no word to describe her
hippo tardimus (1:00:35 AM): but now there is the perfect word
hippo tardimus (1:00:50 AM): and she is......
hippo tardimus (1:00:53 AM): EMO!

hippo tardimus (1:05:08 AM): i think she just needs to get away from it all and lie on the beach
StrikeoutK (1:05:39 AM): and let you touch her? in funny places
hippo tardimus (1:05:45 AM): hahaha yeah like my apartment
hippo tardimus (1:05:50 AM): oh
hippo tardimus (1:05:59 AM): hahaha and my car
hippo tardimus (1:06:05 AM): and the vagina

hippo tardimus (1:07:40 AM): and then we'd fall in love
hippo tardimus (1:07:46 AM): and make 75% asian babies

StrikeoutK (1:12:07 AM): dude i want to see where she is at age 25
StrikeoutK (1:12:45 AM): she's either gonna be doing some brilliant shit like being the next carly fiorina
StrikeoutK (1:12:51 AM): or have 3 kids living in some dump with a husband that beats her

StrikeoutK (1:14:40 AM): ooh she's gonna be like the girl in rules of attraction
StrikeoutK (1:14:50 AM): some foo is gonna sing her some song that he wrote and play the guitar
StrikeoutK (1:14:53 AM): and she is gonna get all emo and lay him

hippo tardimus (9:29:44 PM): her bottom was too small or something
StrikeoutK (9:29:51 PM): bikini bottom?
hippo tardimus (9:29:55 PM): yeah
hippo tardimus (9:30:07 PM): cuz you could see where it was like super white
hippo tardimus (9:30:18 PM): or like freshly shaved or some shit

StrikeoutK (9:41:02 PM): so would you hit it still
hippo tardimus (9:44:33 PM): oh
hippo tardimus (9:44:36 PM): of course hahha
hippo tardimus (9:44:41 PM): white meat is hard to come by

StrikeoutK (9:56:25 PM): she shouldnt curl her hair
SLObearsi (9:56:32 PM): its natural
StrikeoutK (9:56:36 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (9:56:39 PM): so is her twat hair
SLObearsi (9:56:46 PM): shes shaved
SLObearsi (9:56:48 PM): OH

corinny O (2:15:05 AM): is she that cute, ive never met her
StrikeoutK (2:15:10 AM): LOL you are asking the wrong person my friend
corinny O (2:15:30 AM): oh gawd
StrikeoutK (2:15:33 AM): i hope you understand
corinny O (2:15:38 AM): i do
StrikeoutK (2:15:40 AM): at least she's thin?
corinny O (2:15:48 AM): but she's asian

corinny O (2:31:18 AM): i dont beat around the bush
StrikeoutK (2:31:28 AM): no, but you let him beat around yours

StrikeoutK (2:33:56 AM): people don't change
StrikeoutK (2:33:59 AM): only the partners keep changing
StrikeoutK (2:34:03 AM): fuck that was insightful

StrikeoutK (5:22:39 AM): this one chick was hot
StrikeoutK (5:22:42 AM): and she was asian
StrikeoutK (5:22:44 AM): go figure

[01:36] you are all bigots
-[01:36] i prefer racist

hippo tardimus (12:19:19 AM): you got a lot of filipinos there?
hippo tardimus (12:19:19 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:19:22 AM): yes
StrikeoutK (12:19:23 AM): and vc's
hippo tardimus (12:19:25 AM): san jo i always thought so
StrikeoutK (12:19:26 AM): and habibs
hippo tardimus (12:19:26 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (12:19:29 AM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (12:19:29 AM): and arabs
hippo tardimus (12:19:31 AM): suck
hippo tardimus (12:19:34 AM): red dot women
StrikeoutK (12:19:43 AM): what we have very few of: hot white chicks
hippo tardimus (12:19:48 AM): hahah
hippo tardimus (12:19:53 AM): face facts nigger
hippo tardimus (12:19:56 AM): you better start going asian

hippo tardimus (2:22:53 AM): she needed orthodontic intervention
hippo tardimus (2:23:05 AM): she has a class III skeletal occlusion
StrikeoutK (2:23:34 AM): what is class iii skeletal occlusion
hippo tardimus (2:23:46 AM): it means her chin sticks out like a motherbitch

[02:28] chicks that (breast feed) blatantly have to be advertising imo...
-[02:29] advertising what
[02:30] their boobs

[02:39] I can't solid snake worth a damn

corinny O (11:28:00 PM): yea
corinny O (11:28:02 PM): you're bein a pussy

[23:52] ok you know how i'm always asking hypotheticals
[23:52] well now it's time for the real thing

[00:06] women babble a lot

hippo tardimus (2:03:56 AM): her husband is going to check her vm
hippo tardimus (2:04:05 AM): fly from the armpit of the east coast (nj)
hippo tardimus (2:04:15 AM): to the armpit of the west coast (sf) and kill you

hippo tardimus (2:24:49 AM): nothing good can come out of sleeping in the same bed with a girl you want to hump

StrikeoutK (2:32:17 AM): you should/can still go for white chicks
hippo tardimus (2:32:38 AM): yes i could, but they don't like chongs sorry to tell you that

StrikeoutK (2:32:57 AM): DUDE
StrikeoutK (2:33:02 AM): today at the bar there was a white girl/asian guy couple
StrikeoutK (2:33:12 AM): i wanted to buy that mfer a beer
hippo tardimus (2:33:46 AM): sorry you can get an ugly one if you want

hippo tardimus (2:37:37 AM): but once i went asian i never went caucasian
StrikeoutK (2:37:40 AM): WHY
StrikeoutK (2:37:59 AM): aren't you afraid of having to buy your asian gf a $2000 fendi purse?
hippo tardimus (2:38:31 AM): those are a subset of undesirable asian

hippo tardimus (2:38:11 AM): white girl vs asian girl
hippo tardimus (2:38:19 AM): you'll get along with the asian girl better
hippo tardimus (2:39:38 AM): you have little in common with the white woman

hippo tardimus (2:42:09 AM): you are asian
hippo tardimus (2:42:15 AM): sorry to break that to you too

StrikeoutK (3:33:31 AM): fuck i am full of shit

hippo tardimus (3:45:06 AM): the ones who want to be seen as so innocent are always the filthiest ones
StrikeoutK (3:45:23 AM): i have heard that theory
hippo tardimus (3:45:35 AM): thats no theory

[19:45] i loooove laguna beach
-[19:45] i can only stand it when muted
[19:45] you must understand that tons of girls are like that, nearly all the hot ones are
[19:46] except for the married ones that are 'separated' from their husbands

[03:51] i should ask him for you how he does it
[03:52] since it is your dream to homewreck
-[03:52] NO it is not

[15:35] you need to think like you're on a mission(ary)

corinny O (4:07:37 PM): you gotta give advice relative to the advicee

StrikeoutK (4:08:02 PM): i think that's exactly where i fuck up
StrikeoutK (4:08:06 PM): and why nobody asks me anymore
StrikeoutK (4:08:30 PM): since my advice is too superior, the average mind can't comprehend it

StrikeoutK (4:26:12 PM): my hard drive maintains a strict quality control standard here

corinny O (1:23:55 AM): ok u seirously need to hurry up and get laid
corinny O (1:24:01 AM): so you can start thinkin with a clear head
StrikeoutK (1:25:05 AM): i'm already too genious
StrikeoutK (1:25:11 AM): if i start thinking clearly, i will be dangerous

hippo tardimus (2:12:28 AM): i think if i went into the military i would be the smartest one there

StrikeoutK (2:06:04 AM): maybe she really is dumb
hippo tardimus (2:06:12 AM): then she is a perfect match for you

hippo tardimus (4:07:11 AM): you must be mistaken
StrikeoutK (4:07:14 AM): no way, i know the physics of a thong
StrikeoutK (4:07:23 AM): if you bend over
StrikeoutK (4:07:26 AM): shirt goes up
StrikeoutK (4:07:27 AM): pants go down
StrikeoutK (4:07:30 AM): undie ries up

StrikeoutK (3:12:25 AM): one day this will all be funny
StrikeoutK (3:12:28 AM): perhaps as soon as tomorrow
StrikeoutK (3:12:31 AM): but it is not funny yet

StrikeoutK (2:45:32 AM): i wont go asian until i'm 30

StrikeoutK (4:57:16 AM): since all women are bisexual until graduation

hippo tardimus (5:16:46 AM): i just don't like white people
StrikeoutK (5:16:55 AM): me either for the majority of them
StrikeoutK (5:17:01 AM): but we love their women!
hippo tardimus (5:17:06 AM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:17:09 AM): i guess so
hippo tardimus (5:17:09 AM): yeah
hippo tardimus (5:17:14 AM): hot chicks excepted

hippo tardimus (5:17:28 AM): i will teach a hot chick to surf all day
hippo tardimus (5:17:30 AM): but
hippo tardimus (5:17:34 AM): why spend 2 hours teaching a guy
hippo tardimus (5:17:36 AM): that's horse shit

hippo tardimus (5:06:36 AM): i think i can tolerate talking to only 2 people on the phone
hippo tardimus (5:06:45 AM): and both are chicks i want to bang

P8percut23 (12:38:25 AM): she only dated white guys
StrikeoutK (12:38:46 AM): i dont think anymore about that
StrikeoutK (12:39:03 AM): all girls only date white guys now

hippo tardimus (2:29:29 AM): it came to me today
hippo tardimus (2:29:31 AM): the new jlh
hippo tardimus (2:29:35 AM): is jessica alba

StrikeoutK (2:40:54 AM): you admitted defeat
StrikeoutK (2:41:01 AM): just like i will do when i date an asian nerd
corinny O (2:41:09 AM): dont say that
corinny O (2:41:11 AM): u wouldnt

corinny O (2:41:55 AM): she'd be hella tight tho
corinny O (2:41:57 AM): im talkin literally

corinny O (2:52:08 AM): cuz you would at least try to hook up with a girl if presented on a silver platter
corinny O (2:52:13 AM): he would not know what to do with said platter

corinny O (3:04:25 AM): he likes me for my delightful personality
StrikeoutK (3:04:30 AM): LOL
StrikeoutK (3:04:31 AM): LOL you are too cool
corinny O (3:04:47 AM): FUCK YOU

Chanman 007 (12:10:56 AM): did you talk to her
StrikeoutK (12:11:07 AM): my mouth was open
StrikeoutK (12:11:11 AM): but it was not from speech production

[00:34] she was aeight. looks better now i guess
[00:34] i remembered her as being pasty white back then. i sat next to her during band in 7th grade
[00:34] she didn't have any boobs then

StrikeoutK (2:25:19 AM): do you think she should get some b cups
hippo tardimus (2:25:23 AM): lol if she ever was going to she would have a long time ago
hippo tardimus (2:25:52 AM): and to us it makes sense to make them normal sized
hippo tardimus (2:26:09 AM): but any low self esteem woman who gets implants always gets giant ones

StrikeoutK (12:52:59 AM): < -------- starting to believe girls wear rings on their ring fingers as decoys

StrikeoutK (12:53:41 AM): why do girls do that, if i were a chick i'd never advertise my state as being married unless i was
StrikeoutK (12:54:03 AM): and you can't tell me they don't want the attention from being single/getting hit on
StrikeoutK (12:54:08 AM): bc we all know all women are attention whores

StrikeoutK (12:56:35 AM): i think of all the new girls i've met this semester, 69 percent are taken or married or wear some ring on that finger

(7:34:56 PM): my penis is going to take such a beating during and after the time she is here

[22:26] i'll only be 10 minutes
-[22:26] i bet
-[22:27] i think that micu nurse, the look in her eye, she could probably drop your 10 minutes in half
-[22:27] maybe even more

SLObearsi (4:25:37 PM): someone took a shit in our backyard

[23:14] can't argue with chicks for decreasing the bush, even if they're burning it to do so

[02:51] dude so that's the answer
[02:51] if i want to pick up or meet new chicks
[02:51] i need a posse of them to start with and have them flank me

[02:53] but no chubbies cause then i will make fun of you haha

StrikeoutK (11:11:33 PM): i remember thinking how pussy the rest of the fools were

[01:50] where can i sign up for those kind of classes of yours
-[01:51] it's called "not watching horse-faced shows"

[03:31] i don't want to go into any jokes about mosquito bites but...

[03:32] "is it worth it to lose weight at the cost of losing the creavage"
[03:32] i will pose that questionm
-[03:34] and no it's not
-[03:34] that is the worst trade-off in the world
-[03:34] in the WORLD

[03:43] and i told her it's cause i moisturize it every night

hippo tardimus (1:23:02 AM): how hot would the fob have to be for you to do it for 240
hippo tardimus (1:24:16 AM): would you pay 240 to do it with (m1) or (m2) if they were korean whores?

(2:05:40 AM): and i want to have sex with most of my girl friends

hippo tardimus (2:09:41 AM): i'm sure she was white
hippo tardimus (2:09:45 AM): or an asain who wanted to be

StrikeoutK (4:33:00 PM): i wouldn't take that shit from no woman
corinny O (4:33:06 PM): LOL whatever
StrikeoutK (4:33:07 PM): but i would let one beat me

StrikeoutK (1:36:44 AM): i get the impression i'm going to miss out on boobs again this year

StrikeoutK (5:30:51 PM): damn me for being born smart instead of rich or good looking

[17:38] cuz white women present no challenge if you're also white

[15:35] i'd rather graduate and be done with this!
-[15:35] wrong
-[15:36] name any job where there are a million chicks in shorts everywhere

[15:21] you can almost peek down her top
[15:21] if she had boobs

hippo tardimus (5:42:28 PM): look at his eyes
StrikeoutK (5:42:30 PM): LOL
hippo tardimus (5:42:30 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (5:42:44 PM): any further apart and they would be behind his ears

SLObearsi (11:01:15 PM): some bitch at this party i went to
SLObearsi (11:01:18 PM): thought i was on the track team
SLObearsi (11:01:24 PM): and i was close to say " bitch, look at me"

StrikeoutK (4:01:46 PM): i would rather be ignorant than one who settles

hippo tardimus (4:30:42 PM): are you sure she was hot?
StrikeoutK (4:31:18 PM): she was like a 7 dude
StrikeoutK (4:31:30 PM): i told you already
StrikeoutK (4:31:39 PM): if she was a bagger, i wouldn't have told anyone about her

Oh K Luser (1:36:47 PM): looks like a lil cellulite on the legs on the left pic there
StrikeoutK (1:37:05 PM): ITS MUSCLE DEFINITION

hippo tardimus (3:54:42 PM): why do high school girls have to have such nice bodies
StrikeoutK (3:55:07 PM): because they're all superficial, and haven't lived enough to have any substance

(5:40:40 PM): i only got road head one time
(5:40:41 PM): hahha
(5:40:45 PM): but a parked car so many times
(5:41:12 PM): and one time it wasn't even my or my gf's car!
(5:41:13 PM): hahaha
StrikeoutK (5:41:17 PM): hahahaaha
StrikeoutK (5:41:20 PM): let someone else clean the spoo
(5:41:24 PM): hahaha
(5:41:27 PM): swallow!
(5:41:28 PM): oh

[02:06] asian frat = lots of gel in your hair, black t shirt with you letters on it, and constantly talking about your big sis/little sis

[03:02] she is obviously not wearing anything right at this moment, being a thursday night
-[03:03] yea, plus it's probably warm
[03:03] warm where the sun doesn't shine

hippo tardimus (5:27:40 PM): and holy shit i am barely making any money today due to everybody being on medicaid

[01:23] she has some crazy body proportions
-[01:24] seems fine to me
[01:24] i'm just trying to say she has big guns w/o being crass

corinny O (5:17:40 PM): this is the longest ive gone without sex since i started having sex

StrikeoutK (9:43:53 PM): she is perfect
hippo tardimus (10:10:00 PM): hahhah
hippo tardimus (10:10:03 PM): except for some acne

[21:09] hippo tardimus: while i was waiting for my burger, i saw the hottest girl waiting for hers
[21:10] hippo tardimus: bikini top and towel, nice tan
[21:10] hippo tardimus: and then she sat down with her friends and they were talking about getting their drivers licenses

hippo tardimus (4:34:57 PM): she had a kid face
hippo tardimus (4:34:58 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (4:35:02 PM): but a womans body
StrikeoutK (4:35:03 PM): she's legal where you live!

[23:03] you put your thingie inside her
[23:03] and then 10 months later, a baby pops out
-[23:03] i thought the stork delivered those?

StrikeoutK (7:43:12 PM): any further apart and her eyes would be in her ears

corinny O (7:47:52 PM): are you fucking kidding me
StrikeoutK (7:47:53 PM): hahahaha
corinny O (7:47:59 PM): oh my fucking god
StrikeoutK (7:48:08 PM): what do you think haha
corinny O (7:48:18 PM): i think you are crazy

[05:09] sometimes you need the friendly approach, cause you are WAY far from the friend zone so it's no danger
[05:11] like be direct and bust out a "so do you have a bf or can we hang out together sometime?"
[05:11] and maybe she does and yet she'll still hang out
[05:12] which you'd be happy with but at least you know where your status lies

[05:20] i was a junior and she was a frosh, a tall brunette with super nice legs
[05:21] i was hella nervous and after i asked her to prom, she'd come up every day trying to talk to me and flirt with me
[05:21] and i'd just ignore her haha
[05:21] junior and frosh... even then, targeting lower
[05:22] wanna hear one even better haha
[05:22] senior and frosh

hippo tardimus (12:54:56 AM): yea or nay
StrikeoutK (12:55:01 AM): nay from here
StrikeoutK (12:55:04 AM): but i'd hit it

[17:15] i'm very good at pulling
[17:15] wait what are we pulling again?

[18:56] he really wants the black t shirt with greek letters, baggy jeans, and white shoes outfit
[18:56] black hat with black letters optional

hippo tardimus (6:38:02 PM): i've got the jap fetish!
hippo tardimus (6:38:02 PM): hahaha
hippo tardimus (6:38:07 PM): but its gotta be jap american

StrikeoutK (12:47:24 AM): what does that mean
hippo tardimus (12:47:49 AM): it means i still want to hump her but never will

hippo tardimus (11:19:17 PM): and all i could think about was
hippo tardimus (11:19:35 PM): if i ask her out how is this going to possibly affect my future surfing commitment

[12:16] i'm not touching that chat thread with a 20 ft pole
[12:17] and my pole is 20ft

[03:50] you almost need psych help if that was the case

03:54] if it does then let it crash into a black persons car

(12:40:17 PM): ok lets just say
(12:40:21 PM): in the last 5 years
(12:40:30 PM): i HAVE shit my pants
(12:40:31 PM): hahahahaa
(12:40:35 PM): i wont say how many times
(12:40:38 PM): i wont say when
StrikeoutK (12:40:41 PM): hahahahaha
(12:40:42 PM): because its too embarassing

I also have quotes from 06 and 07; they are on the way!