1) So I was driving home on 580, cruise controlling at 73 mph. I eventually passed by some ES300 that was going like 70mph, and after a few minutes of being barely ahead of him, I guess he got upset or something and just decided to floor it past me. Retarded.

2) Uh wthbtw. HAHAHAAHAHA. You mother fucker. It better all be worth it. Otherwise gtfo.

Well I'm finally done with school. All I've got to do is finish up a project for one of my online classes. I walked through the Chabot cafeteria for the first time, just to see what it's like inside. It reminded me of the damn high school. Also, while leaving campus I ran into a friend who I haven't seen since high school.

To celebrate the start of summer break, I had an alcoholic beverage with my lunch.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you from Memphis, cuz you're the only ten I see.
Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the cash?

Ahaha great commercial.

Again I am feeling compelled to pass along the mission statement:

Sharing is caring.
Thanks.

StrikeoutK (4:27:30 PM): what an assho
StrikeoutK (4:28:53 PM): what an assho
StrikeoutK (4:29:18 PM): assho

So let's all just follow the The Man Code, and back up off the shit talking and cockiness. Stop being an assho and lets all be the brethren we can be and help each other to achieve: 69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls).

Pretty interesting coming from me isn't it?

You're welcome.

Auto response from StrikeoutK (12:21:20 PM): 1) Status: In a Relationship pwns me/us/them/you/him/we/et al.
2) AHAHHHHHAHHHA AGAIN LET ME SHARE A FUNNY STORY: YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD TIME, BUT IF/WHEN YOU SAT ON IT YOU GOT PWNT UP THE STINK!!!

No, you don't win because we're referring to different things.

Okay you fucker(s). It's on. I don't know how deep I'm going to go with this one (I haven't declared such action in years), but it seems quite a few mysteries and unknowns have popped up the last few months. It is my duty (and skill, actually) to get to the bottom of all this garbage. There is at least one issue for every finger I have on one hand that requires my attention.

Okay so two things about my English class today. First, our teacher basically just owned all the fobs giving a presentation. She said they have to work on speaking slower and more clearly. She mentioned she "knew what they were talking about, but it just didn't sound like it." The fob replied with "I do know. That's why I have a ten page packet right here." LMAO. Christ. I'm sort of ambivalent about the whole thing. I mean, yeah, they're fobs, so of course their Engrish is going to suck. However, as Buth noted, we weren't in a first semester Engrish class so they should have had a lot of practice already. Whatever. It was all pretty damn funny. Then after class that whole posse calmed down by smoking some cigarets.

Another fob did a presentation on teen pregnancy or abortion (I forgot). Pretty much everytime he mentioned the word 'sex' the posse started laughing. As a related demonstration, he decided to teach the class how to put on a condom. The test object was a banana. Two volunteers and himself visualized for the class. One dude obviously knew what he was doing. Another dude (who thinks he's the class clown, but is really just annoying) tried to jam the banana through the condom. Then the fob put it on but didn't hold the tip and left no space at the end. That's a big no no. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. For some reason the dude bought a whole package, and only used three. I noted that those bad boys have expiration dates. Buth replied, "those are never going to get used."

Gfg.

*Well Aint That Cute? But It's Wrong!

Kids kids kids. No more on the stealth mode, please. Only Willy was able to pull that off successfully. That's not getting caught regardless, or it not being funny if you are caught. The rest of us (you) not named Willy can please stop. Someone is always going to find out.

*cartoon quote from ten years ago (I think Ren & Stimpy).

There's a new quote up top the webpage. I think you all should know where it's from.

Since I'm only allowed five comments per post, continue the comments from the post below here!

Today I was reminded of one of the more memorable memories at CVHS. About 5'8" and brunette memorable.

Also, in stat class we learned about y=mx+b. Good thing I vaguely remember my ordered pairs.

While I was cooking earlier, my hand got too close to the stovetop and some hair on my hands burned off, hhaha.

Let me start off by reminding you all what the arf mission statement is: Sharing is caring.

Sometimes it slips from your mind. I totally understand. Thanks.

[22:39] if **** ever squatted like that she would fall forward from the weight of her chest

Okay you ding dongs let me think what's been going on lately...

Classes have been classes (lame). I got rear ended in Livermore going to school Thursday morning, causing me to be late (I was on pace to be on time). Pretty lame. Now I have to go make up a quiz later today because of being late.

English is getting more and more pointless as the days go on. Everyone's giving their speeches on current issues and what their proposals are to solve them.

StrikeoutK (1:10:16 AM): let me put it this way
StrikeoutK (1:10:36 AM): if i had 4 drinks in an hour
StrikeoutK (1:10:37 AM): i'd hit that
StrikeoutK (1:10:50 AM): no
StrikeoutK (1:10:54 AM): 6 drinks

I gave my tribute speech in speech class. My gift to the person were some music cds. The first cd was Story of the Year - Page Avenue and the second was Hilary Duff - Metamorphosis. LOL!!! Anyways I started debating some girl over the average height of a girl. She said it was 5'6" (her height). I responded with "where the hell are all of you then?" Bwahaha gg.

(1:44:01 AM): actually i knew a guy, my friend's ex
(1:44:20 AM): they would go on and on for like half an hour
(1:44:25 AM): and he never came
StrikeoutK (1:44:29 AM): damn
StrikeoutK (1:44:31 AM): master
(1:44:31 AM): and we called him porn star
(1:44:50 AM): yea he could be
(1:44:55 AM): cuz evidently
(1:45:00 AM): he was huge too

As I walked out of that class a girl whose in there but didn't show that day was out front. We all just got some handouts so she asked me to go back inside and get one for her. Yes, this counts as a good ol' getting used (which some of you are used to/familier with). Don't worry though, her fee was letting me peek down her tank top. My favorite color combo is a white top + khaki bottom. Been that for a while now.

Friday afternoon I went to play some bball. Chester, Nick, and I came up with the brilliant idea of moving the net from one hoop to the other. So how did we do it? Nick and I boosted Chester up and held him up while he unhooked hoop. Eventually we realized there were trash bins lying around we could just turn upside down and stand on. Jeezus. Eventually Kevin came and we just shot around for a while.

[09:07] do hK women have breasts?
[09:07] or just nippos 8(
-[09:07] just nippos i believe
-[09:07] i will confirm when i get there

At first we played some three on three with some kids that were there. The only thing important out of this is one of them was a girl. Pretty good looking too. She was definately a half half chick (synonymous to a gold item in Diablo II). "Uh... oh" I said. After the game I found out she was a freshman. Then I said "uh oh" without the cool pause in the middle. Definately has some future potential.

Which brings me to my next point. We (yes, plural) were definately wrong about predicting the future about some people. Future potentials have turned into aiyahs and a few aiyahs have turned into whoot whoots. Just kidding on the latter. But anyways, to keep from again becoming public enemy number one I'll just leave it at that.

(1:51:28 AM): I am not surprised
StrikeoutK (1:51:59 AM): what makes you say that
(1:54:58 AM): cuz he hasnt been going to church
(1:54:59 AM): duh
StrikeoutK (1:55:03 AM): hahahahahahahha
StrikeoutK (1:55:08 AM): that's so god damn lame

Playoffs have been amazingly entertaining. All the series are exciting and going far. Of course the Lakers came back from behind and beat the Spurs. Only fitting, though, the Spurs got by them last year with a streak of luck. Sharks have also been doing well. After losing two games at home, they won two on the road to tie the series.

Sometime over the weekend I saw How To Deal. Pretty much a garbage movie. Mandy Moore definately was better looking the first ten minutes than the rest of the movie. Some of the cool things though were that the Sandy Cohen character was the dad and Mandy swore a little bit. That is all. There were one or two good quotes in there.

This must be the third movie this year I've seen that has Liz Phair's Why Can't I somewhere in it.

I also saw The Human Stain. Definately one of those movies most people might not like. Kinda have to think about it a bit. Cast is miscast, but acting was pretty good. Definately check this out if you missed Eyes Wide Shut haha.

StrikeoutK (12:13:45 AM): besides playing for the a team, which we can blame on genetics, she'll play

So I guess some of my fish are starting to spawn. It's really cool seeing the females clear out spaces for their eggs and watching the pair defend their eggs from the other fish.

Don't eat at Panda Expess. It is quite possibly the worst thing I've eaten in years.

Mad about the new men's pink. Pink is in now for dudes. I knew it. Again, people just had to catch up.

I'm loving how people have changed the past few years. Especially these past few weeks. Those who used to not talk about certain things now joke about them. It's pretty weird for no one to be retarded anymore. Isn't it better now? I guess it was only a matter of time before everyone else caught up.

I did not know the stealth mode (made infamous by Willy himself) was still a popular choice of action.

Remember fans, I'm here to be blunt, be the reasonable one, and direct action. If you want someone who just listens, or be a yesman or obtuse, then go see someone else. It's my job to make sure everything is as easy as I make it sound. Let me make it simple for you. I'm the one who tells you how it's done. Don't listen to some other fool's complicated/ridiculous reasoning.

[03:08] i would touch her in a funny place

[03:20] your hs friend<g>
-good memory
[03:22] she wasn't that attractive anyways 8p

[01:34] i told that 4/10 girl i like her though haha
[01:34] she appears to be mad at me now
-[01:42] it was a 50/50 shot
-[01:42] if you didn't ask, it was a 0 shot. so good effort
[01:44] me: dude good effort
[01:44] me: but she's mad at you?!
[01:44] yup
[01:44] me: they can respond like that?
[01:44] chinese girls are always fucking issues

[17:35] u put a dog next to herand the dog would look hotter

StrikeoutK (11:56:28 PM): we're not the ideal group for this type of shit
StrikeoutK (11:56:35 PM): i advise finding something else
Choios (11:57:40 PM): lol why do u say that?
StrikeoutK (11:58:13 PM): just trust me
StrikeoutK (11:58:23 PM): it wasn't the ideal anything

DasButh228 (9:37:24 PM): a team personality as well
DasButh228 (9:37:30 PM): A-Team
Starting to see it our way...

[01:19] he was about to come out too, and i was gonna go in

StrikeoutK (1:55:56 AM): i knew church was a big excuse, but i never knew you could use it as an excuse for something happening

(11:54:28 AM): some girl rubbed her chest on me then i turned arond after and frowned. then she was like "i don't know you do i"
StrikeoutK (11:55:25 AM): gg
StrikeoutK (11:55:40 AM): you FROWNED?
(11:55:49 AM): yeah i had the "get off me" on my face
StrikeoutK (11:55:54 AM): was she ugly? (11:55:57 AM): yeah hahahahha
StrikeoutK (11:55:59 AM): LOLOOLOLM
StrikeoutK (11:56:02 AM): gg
Ahahha damn I'm good.

StrikeoutK (12:20:12 AM): just tell her to wear her damn hair up
StrikeoutK (12:20:23 AM): in a damn pony tail + twist
StrikeoutK (12:20:26 AM): that always works for me

ShrimpSiumai (12:21:48 AM): she shows more cleavage than 99% of asians
ShrimpSiumai (12:21:50 AM): besides kobe tai

StrikeoutK (12:45:24 AM): i mean like, okay you went with a friend
StrikeoutK (12:45:33 AM): yeah, you had a great time
StrikeoutK (12:45:43 AM): like they say on espn when someone gets robbed
StrikeoutK (12:45:49 AM): OH NO YOU DID ENT

ShrimpSiumai (3:50:55 AM): i will never forget your influence
ShrimpSiumai (3:50:59 AM): it's like the god damn sars
StrikeoutK (3:51:25 AM): which influence are you referring to
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:07 AM): in general
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:10 AM): rediscoverin the boat
StrikeoutK (3:54:23 AM): no that was not me
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:34 AM): and lettin me know the other team are impossible to get
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:35 AM): damn it
StrikeoutK (3:54:38 AM): cuz that boat was short lived
StrikeoutK (3:54:43 AM): now that i did do
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:51 AM): all fuckin changed at that one giants game
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:53 AM): god damn you
StrikeoutK (3:54:56 AM): LOL
ShrimpSiumai (3:54:58 AM): not sayin she's good
StrikeoutK (3:55:04 AM): man if you were going to follow me in
ShrimpSiumai (3:55:13 AM): damn you
StrikeoutK (3:55:14 AM): you could have followed me off too
I am the greatest?

(3:56:37 AM): obviously, when 1 breast = 2 a team breast
(3:56:49 AM): and a team still get slouchy back
(3:56:50 AM): i don't get it
(3:56:57 AM): quit complaining and stand up straight

The King Has Left The Building

(No, not the Sacramento Kings who are about to get ran out of the playoffs)

As of now, I am temporarily abdicating my throne. Giving up my crown. Stepping down as the chosen one for all wit, humor, jest, satire, and oration for the time being. I will back off until people start becoming their retarded selves again; when all jokes come from me.

It's most interesting I should remind you all to just leave the retarded comments to me.

The Prom Explained

I've thought about this for the last ~5 years, but of course the last two have been spent largely in retrospect. After extensive research, case studies, and analyzing observations, I was finally able to conclude my findings sometime last summer. I now share with you my theory.

Please feel free to share your opinions and thoughts down below. That's what it's there for, afterall.

StrikeoutK (12:16:23 AM): charles
StrikeoutK (12:17:23 AM): let me just say this
StrikeoutK (12:17:31 AM): are you present
Choios (12:17:51 AM): yeah
Choios (12:17:52 AM): my bad
StrikeoutK (12:17:52 AM): okay
StrikeoutK (12:17:59 AM): yeah, prom is fun for everyone
StrikeoutK (12:18:00 AM): but
StrikeoutK (12:18:14 AM): it's really only special to a few
Choios (12:18:18 AM): hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Choios (12:18:20 AM): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
StrikeoutK (12:18:22 AM): you my friend
StrikeoutK (12:18:27 AM): have the chance to make it special
Choios (12:18:31 AM): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Choios (12:18:32 AM): omg
Choios (12:18:33 AM): hahahaha
Choios (12:18:35 AM): im dying here
StrikeoutK (12:18:42 AM): yeah put this shit in your profile
Choios (12:18:44 AM): thats such a jerry thing to say
StrikeoutK (12:18:44 AM): i'm serious
Choios (12:18:47 AM): hahahahha
StrikeoutK (12:18:49 AM): i'm not telling you
StrikeoutK (12:18:53 AM): that you have to hit it
StrikeoutK (12:18:59 AM): cuz you don't need prom to do that
StrikeoutK (12:19:02 AM): just do that anyways
Choios (12:19:05 AM): hahhahahahaha
Choios (12:19:06 AM): lol
StrikeoutK (12:19:11 AM): i'm saying
StrikeoutK (12:19:17 AM): i've come to the conclusion
StrikeoutK (12:19:30 AM): that prom only really means something if you go with someone you love
StrikeoutK (12:19:32 AM): or if not that
StrikeoutK (12:19:38 AM): if you're best friends with the person
StrikeoutK (12:19:44 AM): because otherwise
Choios (12:19:44 AM): good point =]
StrikeoutK (12:19:50 AM): while like i said, it's still fun
StrikeoutK (12:19:54 AM): it won't hold the same weight
Choios (12:19:55 AM): but not special
StrikeoutK (12:19:57 AM): yes
Choios (12:20:00 AM): hahaahahaha
StrikeoutK (12:20:00 AM): do you see my point
Choios (12:20:03 AM): those are WISE words
Choios (12:20:06 AM): i agree, totally agree
StrikeoutK (12:20:08 AM): see
StrikeoutK (12:20:12 AM): and you thought i was telling you to hit it
Choios (12:20:16 AM): lol
StrikeoutK (12:20:33 AM): that was what you were thinking right
StrikeoutK (12:20:35 AM): in the beginning haha
Choios (12:20:58 AM): haha yup

I am the greatest.

Fucking racist/sexist teacher wouldn't take my late paper. Usually I'd say screw it, but I saw that bitch accept some chick's paper in the beginning of class. What bull shit. Oh well.

StrikeoutK (11:57:59 PM): i'm going to date an english or irish girl one day
P8percut23 (11:59:00 PM): ...
P8percut23 (11:59:03 PM): keep dreaming

Power Of The Pansy

There is a new blogger layout. Let me update this chronologically in a backwards fashion. Since I have a tendency to write in large blocks, I will start adding a few choice quotes/tidbits between paragraphs to make your overall reading experience easier. You're welcome.

Today, I woke up around noon to get ready to watch the Spurs @ Lakers game. Pretty exciting. Lots of energy, as Shaq again dominated and Payton finally stepped up. Paker and Duncan started building the foundation to the brick house they seem to be working on. Nothing big though, cuz you're supposed to win on your home court anyways or something. In between quarters and afterwards were spent watching the Flames at Sharks go into overtime. Stupid Sharks couldn't score on a 5 on 3 advantage! Ended up losing the game, but that's probably cuz none of you saps watched it.

[23:45] you should lose your virginity in someone's stink
[23:46] make it something to remember
that would be fun but it still wouldn't count
[23:46] i would count it
well if some girl's willing to give up her stink, is it a safe assumption to think she'd give up everything else?
[23:47] nope
damn teases
[23:48] some girls think exactly like what you just said
[23:48] if they give up the poo, they're still virgins
in that case screw them
[23:48] i do
My hero.

Yesterday (Saturday) evening Will and I went out to Concord to meet Philip, Mike, Tim, Phillip, Hank, and Cathy for Stephen's birthday dinner. We were supposed to have it like two weeks ago, but nobody showed up at the restaurant when Stpehen planned it. We were supposed to eat at Claim Jumpers, but due to the insane amount of people who eat there (some people did their prom (retarded/overhyped tradition btw) dinner there, wtf?), the wait was going to be a long one. While we were waiting we played Pai Gow on the benches, but eventually said screw it and ate at Tony Roma's instead. We continued the Pai Gow while the drinks and appetizers came, and again after we had our main dishes. We then headed to the Oakland casion (I mean house), which is only like fifteen minutes away from CV (like going to Dublin and back), to play some poker, Pai Gow, and Perudo, haha. Got home around 4:00 AM and hit the sack. Thanks Stephen for buying me the Long Island Iced Tea.

[23:31] haha my buddy saw wiliam hung at blockbuster 2 days ago and went to him and said "you're disgracing us asians"
Yes, he is.

The theory behind the reasoning:

[23:53] put it this way, asians have been dealing with a certain stereotype for a while now
[23:53] the fobby, heavy accented nerd
[23:53] well hung is making a buck off that stereotype
[23:53] and yes, that is at our expense
[23:54] it would be like if a nigger made a buck off of making comedy based on fried chicken and big lips
[23:54] if they want to stay within that stereotype and validate it, sure it is his own perogative

Friday afternoon some of us went to the rec to play some basketball. After winning a few games of two on two, we called it a day. It was good to do some exercise again. During the daytime I saw Kill Bill Volume 1. Interesting movie. Either you like it or you don't. I leaned toward liking it. Uma Thurman was really kick-ass. I'm curious to see how the movie ends.

During the schoolweek I've just been going to most classes and sitting in absorbing all the wealthy knowledge around me! What a crock. I hate the damn semester system. Shit lasts too long. Definately going to transfer somewhere on the quarter system.

Thursday I was talking to some girl in one of my classes, and when class was over she walked past me. The conversation went something like this:

<THEpansy> you have a string on your ass
<girl> oh... why are you looking at my ass?
<THEpansy> i just noticed it

Referring to the string, of course. She wasn't like being serious/upset about it or anything, so don't go asking to get me suspended or something. Oh wait, nevermind. Too bad I'm still kinda weak at this sort of thing. A p1mp (or a real man) would have said:

<notpansy> cuz you have a great ass
Shit me to hell.

Freaking Garrett suggested the string might have been her tampon. After extensive research and questioning, the claim was rejected, and the conclusion was she was just wearing an old pair of panties. Thank goodness.

On Tuesday I was about to show up to my speech class and say I forgot my speech in my printer tray, but my English class beforehand was cancelled so I had a good three hours almost to write one up about how the three strikes law is fair and effective. After my speech the teacher said it was well prepared. Hah! You wish. I must be a good public speaker or something. Thanks.

Previously in my car cd player: Britney Spears - In The Zone
After that: Something Corporate - North
Currently: Story Of The Year - Page Avenue
Upcoming: Rooney - Rooney and William Hung - Inspiration

You fucking wish.

Last Thursday (April 29) I saw 13 Going On 30 at Century Bayfair. I had a coupon for free admission so it didn't cost anything. Loved the movie, albeit I'm a bit biased towards Jennifer Garner. It's great to see her showing her acting range, doing both action (Alias, Daredevil) and a comedy. Oh and a twenty something was checking me out. Your welcome.

Related inside joke:

While driving back from Bayfair I kinda got lost driving through the residential streets. Then I looked towards the hills and saw the tall, white crosses of Neighborhood Church. I used them to get back to CV. Now the joke part is that I had a guiding light in the crosses and that seeing them was a sign from God. BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Last week were the season finales of a few shows, The O.C., Scrubs, and What I Like About You. Can't wait for next season. Friends ended it's ten year run. It was a great, funny show that many followed. 51 million were on hand to say good-bye. After two weeks (about twenty hours worth) of Call Of Duty, I finally beat it.

I think someone got confused at the docks and stumbled onto the wrong boat thinking they were all the same. Dead wrong. There's a big difference.

I will end the blog portion of this post with a bit of free advice: If someone wanted you to just listen to them they'd talk to a statue instead.

For those who couldn't comprehend: screw it figure it out yourself.

That is all. You all have a good day and take care now.

The good shit.

corinnyo (4:19:45 PM): if u had the choice "would u rather look at a hot chick or one with a pretty face"
corinnyo (4:19:59 PM): clearly its the former
StrikeoutK (4:20:18 PM): there is some correlation between a pretty face and a hot chick
corinnyo (4:23:43 PM): but IF u had to choose between one or the other
StrikeoutK (4:23:56 PM): there is no if
corinnyo (4:24:06 PM): cuz u'll never get to choose?
!!!

[19:27] i was told not to hit on my friends sisters
-[19:27] not without permission

(5:42:17 PM): thats cuz HE'S HOT
(5:42:20 PM): shit i'd do him
(5:42:30 PM): anywhere anytime any WAY
Calm down there.

[23:16] it was embarrassing cause the girl turned around twice and smiled at me on separate occassions
[23:16] i was like "oh gawd, i hope she doesn't think i'm young"

[11:19] he might as well get laid b4 he dies
[11:19] haha
[11:22] minds well
[11:30] me: stfu

[02:41] and you can stand outside the rec pool
[02:41] and gawk in amazement

StrikeoutK (6:22:18 PM): how long are you usually
(6:22:25 PM): 6 inches
StrikeoutK (6:22:28 PM): not bad

StrikeoutK (4:28:36 PM): those damn innocent looking ones
StrikeoutK (4:29:12 PM): useless
(4:29:16 PM): actually the innocent looking ones can be the kinkiest
StrikeoutK (4:29:32 PM): yeah i heard the same
StrikeoutK (4:29:43 PM): but when they're not being kinky
StrikeoutK (4:29:45 PM): they're kinda lame

hippo tardimus (10:40:53 PM): hahaha you're so stupid
=((

M a R e 106 (10:56:49 PM): i'm not gonna whip one out and measure it

hippo tardimus (10:45:47 PM): white girl?
hippo tardimus (10:45:56 PM): give up on white girls
hippo tardimus (10:45:56 PM): oh
StrikeoutK (10:46:00 PM): yeah she's white
StrikeoutK (10:46:03 PM): FU!!!
hippo tardimus (10:46:23 PM): i don't make the rules
True, true.

[02:43] girls that throw their clothes all over the place is a total turn-off to me
[02:43] actually wait no, i lie

(1:12:20 PM): did i tell you about my residency?
(1:12:23 PM): it pays 41k
(1:12:27 PM): go bruins

[01:57] she said she was mad at me for messing around with her cousin
Hahahaha gg!!!

(1:13:11 PM): lets go spend a few thousand at the nudie bar

StrikeoutK (12:26:43 AM): are you gonna be an assho
hippo tardimus (12:26:49 AM): no
hippo tardimus (12:26:53 AM): i am going to be rich

[01:56] she's not even A cup
[01:56] bug bite
-[01:57] i ran into one of those, it was not pretty
-[01:57] i had to be slapped back into reality

(12:32:57 AM): i am also into women who look young and are short
StrikeoutK (12:33:23 AM): you like em short
(12:33:35 AM): yeah
(12:33:47 AM): 69 is not affected

Say What?!

[16:13] ALL the white girls were in short mini skirts and half tank tops
Can't ever go wrong with that whoot.

[16:14] i'm going to jail tomorrow
[16:15] someone post bail for me

[16:17] water quality is a lot better than when we were kids
[16:17] they're coming along a lot earlier nowadays

[18:38] chillax your way into any stinks?
me: just the kind with fish in them
[18:38] boo, get your booty on the butt man

(8:42:50 PM): as she developes
(8:42:56 PM): her head is getting fucked up
(8:42:56 PM): hahaha
(8:43:03 PM): she needs orthognathic surgery
So much potential. =\

(2:23:11 AM): take nick's advice already
StrikeoutK (2:23:19 AM): hhahaha
StrikeoutK (2:23:28 AM): ROTFLMAO!!!
StrikeoutK (2:23:31 AM): take nick's advice

[15:07] it was pretty cool, probably cause she shows a lot of cleavage

(3:01:23 AM): let me ask yourself this, when do YOU think you're gonna get first gf
StrikeoutK (3:01:45 AM): if i knew when i'd have a calendar and mark off X's every day

corinnyo (11:11:27 PM): bitches are vicious

ShrimpSiumai (12:13:58 AM): christina reads all your msg on my phone
ShrimpSiumai (12:14:04 AM): she's like "your friend is damn horny"
Oh...

[15:14] with her sticking her ass out
[15:14] probably waiting for one of those guys to poke her

StrikeoutK (2:25:10 AM): i dont think he's gonna do it tho
StrikeoutK (2:25:15 AM): he's kinda pansy
StrikeoutK (2:25:17 AM): i'm a bad influence

DasButh228 (2:37:33 AM): dont quote that you quoting motherfucker
LOL!!!

corinnyo (11:28:52 PM): haha i hate those ones
corinnyo (11:28:56 PM): the girly girlies
corinnyo (11:29:08 PM): *drops book*
corinnyo (11:29:17 PM): "omg!"
corinnyo (11:29:22 PM): *looks at closest guy*
corinnyo (11:29:28 PM): *waits for him to pick it up*
corinnyo (11:29:45 PM): dammit woman pick ur own shit up
StrikeoutK (11:29:50 PM): twis
Too cool, too cool.

(10:53:39 PM): there is nothing wrong with you having 65gb or pr0n

StrikeoutK (1:54:40 AM): i'm gonna do it now
ShrimpSiumai (1:54:46 AM): no glove no love

(6:22:00 PM): i fingered that bitch last night
(6:22:30 PM): she was like
(6:22:34 PM): do you know where my clit is?
(6:22:43 PM): "i have no idea"
StrikeoutK (6:22:49 PM): lolololol you noob
(6:22:56 PM): "it's the ball thing here look for it"
(6:23:00 PM): "play with it"
StrikeoutK (6:23:36 PM): did you smell your hands afterwards

[18:07] hahah some white girl passed me a slip of paper with her e-mail last night
[18:07] i think i used it to spit my gum into

[02:49] she just turned 18!
[02:50] me: guess you dont like her anymore

[14:10] last sunday we were going to play poker
[14:11] asked this viet dude if he knew how to play
[14:12] he said.."psh, i'm VIETNAMESE, all we know is.... pho noodles, bean sprouts, prostitution, and GAMBLING"

(12:17:21 AM): it was a jungle down there
StrikeoutK (12:17:29 AM): that's unacceptable

[03:08] oh lawdy
[03:09] i need to stick my head in the freezer again
-[03:09] which head <g>

corinnyo (11:50:31 PM): but parted and loose works
StrikeoutK (11:50:41 PM): i bet
corinnyo (11:50:53 PM): get ur mind out the gutter

corinnyo (12:00:55 AM): thats cuz ur a guy and u naturally always think about girls and sex and sports
corinnyo (12:01:06 AM): so when u talk about it u dont notice
StrikeoutK (12:01:35 AM): girls and sex are synonymous

ShrimpSiumai (3:12:52 AM): YOU KNOW WHAT
ShrimpSiumai (3:12:56 AM): FUCKIN UCB NIGGA TOOK ME OUT
StrikeoutK (3:13:03 AM): hahahaha
StrikeoutK (3:13:08 AM): with losing to a queerbag

[03:58] what if she's 18 then she'd be too old for you

[04:02] some girl was passed out at the party and puking blood!
Where are the pics?!

(7:11:32 PM): whose that white trash dude shes with ?
StrikeoutK (7:11:37 PM): lol no se
(7:11:57 PM): fuckin white trash
(7:12:01 PM): i hate them even more now

hippo tardimus (7:25:33 PM): she had so much potential

StrikeoutK (7:30:48 PM): i looked for cleavage shots
hippo tardimus (7:30:53 PM): haha
hippo tardimus (7:31:01 PM): are there any?
StrikeoutK (7:31:15 PM): negative =\

[17:09] i'm pitching a tent
-[17:25] i shall pitch one as well

StrikeoutK (2:21:39 AM): she would be nothing without makeup

[03:05] me: dude i've said it all along
[03:05] me: sometimes all girls need is a makeover

[12:59] is she required to wear short skirts and low-cut tops there?
[13:00] did she magically turn 18 yet